Robot Chicken 2x11

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Robot Chicken whores itself out to corporate America. The Fantanas visit the Middle East peace Process. E.T. finally returns home and interacts with his peers. The secret life of jack-o'-lanterns are finally revealed. A child's spaceship spells bad news for Dad. The mythical Pegasus meets a demented little girl. Skynet goes online, turning Inspector Gadget into an unstoppable killing machine!

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1. >> HEE HEE HEE!

2. >> IT'S ALIVE!

3. >> IT'S ALIVE!

4. >> "ROBOT CHICKEN" SMILEY MEALS?

5. ALL RIGHT, MOM!

6. >> YOU'RE SITTING IN THAT CHAIR UNTIL YOU FINISH ALL YOUR FRIES.

7. >> THAT'S RIGHT, CORPORATE AMERICA.

8. "ROBOT CHICKEN" IS READY TO SELL OUT.

9. >> THIS HUMPING ROBOT BACK MASSAGER REALLY HITS THE SPOT.

10. >> AVAILABLE FOR PARTIES.

11. >> DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!

12. >> DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!

13. >> FIRST WORDS!

14. >> AVAILABLE FOR MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES.

15. >> SUCCESSFUL OFFICE SYNERGY

16. AND THE CAN'T CROWS.

17. >> I'VE BEEN MOTIVATED BY HIS SPEECH.

18. >> AVAILABLE FOR ESCORT AND PERSONAL MASSAGE.

19. >> MADAME, ARE YOU READY TO

20. LEVEL UP?

21. WHEE!

22. >> AVAILABLE FOR MERCHANDISING.

23. >> WITH MY OFFICIAL EAGLE EYE SMITH BB GUN, I'M A CHAMPION.

24. >> MY EYE!

25. >> AWESOME!

26. >> NOW, THAT'S A DOUCHE I CAN TRUST.

27. >> "ROBOT CHICKEN"--WE'RE READY TO SELL OUT.

28. >> THIS PEACE TREATY WILL

29. PEOPLE.

30. >> MR. PRIME MINISTER, LET US SIGN.

31. >> ♪ WANT A FANTA?

32. DON'T YOU WANT A FANTA? ♪ >> WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

33. HERE?

34. >> I DON'T KNOW, BUT THOSE GIRLS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY.

35. >> ♪ FANTA IS NECTAR OF THE GODS SO LET'S NOT DECLARE JIHAD

36. THERE'S NO PORK, YOU JEWS

37. IT'S KOSHER

38. LET'S PLAY GAZA STRIP POKER ♪ >> WOW, THOSE FANTANAS WERE

39. REALLY SOMETHING ELSE.

40. >> HEY, WHERE'S THE TREATY?

41. >> WHERE'S MY WALLET?

42. >> AND WHERE ARE MY PANTS?

43. >> SO... ARE YOU GONNA RAPE ME TONIGHT?

44. >> I HAVE A HEADACHE.

45. LEAVE ME ALONE.

46. >> FINE.

47. >> BE GOOD.

48. >> GOOD-BYE, E.T.

49. >> E.T. HOME.

50. >> OH, MY GOD, LOOK, EVERYONE.

51. SOMEHOW FOUND HIS WAY HOME.

52. >> E.T. PHONED HOME.

53. >> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING YOURSELF E.T. FOR, SPAZ?

54. YOUR NAME IS KLEBORP, KLEBORP THE RETARD.

55. >> KLEBORP THE RETARD WITH ONLY ONE GLOWING FINGER.

56. >> HA HA!

57. >> HA HA HA!

58. >> OH, NOW YOU'RE ING DEAD.

59. >> AAH! AAH!

60. AAH! AAH!

61. >> AND THIS TIME, STAY LOST, LOSER!

62. >> >> FRIEND.

63. >> OUR HOUSE IS GONNA HAVE THE BEST PUMPKINS ON THE BLOCK.

64. >> HA HA!

65. SCHNEIDERMAN, YOU SUCK AT CARVING PUMPKINS.

66. >> WHO'S THE FREAK?

67. >> SCHNAAGH.

68. >> HA HA HA!

69. >> QUIET. TRICK-OR-TREATERS.

70. >> TRICK OR TREAT.

71. SMELL MY FEET.

72. >> NOW, NOW. BE NICE.

73. >> MILF. HA HA HA! MILF, MILF.

74. >> QUIET.

75. >> MILF. HA HA!

76. HEY, DID YOU GET A LOAD OF THAT MILF, RETARD?

77. >> YEAH.

78. >> HA HA HA! YOU IDIOT.

79. >> OH, NO! BOYS.

80. >> HA HA! TRICK OR TREAT.

81. SMELL MY ASS.

82. >> SHUT UP, DUDE.

83. LET'S JUST SMASH THEM.

84. >> HOLY ING ASS CRACKERS.

85. FOR GOD'S SAKES, RETARD, CALL FOR HELP.

86. >> NNGAH NNGAGH.

87. >> UGH...

88. >> THAT IS SO FOUL.

89. >> HA HA! YEAH!

90. CRAP-O'-LANTERN.

91. >> OH, OH. SMASH THE OTHER ONE.

92. >> LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY ALREADY SMASHED IT.

93. >> HA HA HA!

94. PUMPKIN CRAP IS THE BEST.

95. >> HEE HEE! HA HA!

96. >> SHUT UP.

97. >> HEE HEE!

98. >> JIM, I'M GONNA NEED 300 COPIES OF YOUR ASS BY THE 4:00

99. MEETING...

100. >> YES, SIR.

101. >> AND TRY TO KEEP YOUR BALLS OFF THE GLASS THIS TIME.

102. >> YES, SIR.

103. >> NOW!

104. >> YES, SIR.

105. >> THE BEST SPACESHIP EVER WOULD FLY OUT IN SPACE.

106. AND A CLOWN FOR A FACE.

107. ITS WINGS HAVE PROPELLERS.

108. ITS SAILS CATCH THE BREEZE.

109. IT RUNS ON MARSHMALLOWS, AND ITS WHEELS ARE SKIS.

110. THE PILOT IS BRAVE.

111. HE DRINKS LIKE MY DAD.

112. YELLS WHEN HE'S MAD.

113. >> BILLY, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS DAMN THING?

114. THE STEERING WHEEL IS A FRICKIN' PRETZEL, DAMN IT.

115. HOLY.

116. >> THEN IT PLUNGES STRAIGHT INTO THE SUN, AND THAT BASTARD IS

117. NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN.

118. >> WHAT? BILLY.

119. BILLY, I'M BREAKING UP.

120. OH, MY GOD, IT'S A SAUNA IN HERE.

121. MARSHMALLOWS?

122. DEAR GOD, I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING I'VE EVER—

123. >> AND THAT'S THE BEST SPACESHIP

124. EVER.

125. >> WHOO!

126. >> YAY!

127. >> NOW, CHILDREN, IN A FEW MINUTES, WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT

128. WHO ATE THE POISON COOKIE.

129. WON'T THAT BE FUN?

130. >> YAY!

131. HORSIE.

132. >> AHH, THANK GOODNESS YOU FOUND ME.

133. LITTLE GIRL, PLEASE SET ME FREE.

134. >> DON'T MOVE. I'LL BE BACK.

135. >> OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING HELP.

136. OH, HA HA HA!

137. THE TRA—

138. OWW!

139. OWW! AAH!

140. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

141. AAH!

142. >> HERE. EAT THESE MAGIC HEALING OATS.

143. >> OK.

144. UH, SMELL KIND OF FUNNY.

145. UH, DID YOU DRUG ME?

146. >> THERE. DON'T YOU LOOK PRETTY.

147. >> I'M IN A CATASTROPHIC AMOUNT OF PAIN.

148. >> OH, SUNNY MUFFINS, YOU'RE MY BESTEST FRIEND.

149. >> MY NAME IS PEGASUS.

150. OW!

151. >> SUNNY MUFFINS.

152. >> OW! PEGASUS.

153. >> YOUR NAME IS SUNNY MUFFINS.

154. >> IT'S PEGASUS. AAH! OH, GOD!

155. GOD, WHY?

156. >> SUNNY MUFFINS. SAY IT.

157. >> YOU BITCH.

158. >> COME ON. SAY IT.

159. SAY YOUR NAME. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

160. >> SUNNY MUFFINS.

161. >> WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

162. >> MY NAME IS... SUNNY MUFFINS.

163. >> I LOVE YOU.

164. MWAH, MWAH, MWAH, MWAH, MWAH.

165. HEE HEE HEE! AW, SUNNY MUFFINS.

166. >> WHO ARE YOU?

167. >> UH, HONEY FLAKE, APPARENTLY.

168. >> WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?

169. WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?

170. WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?

171. WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?

172. HEY, WOULD YOU LIKE FLIES WITH THAT?

173. OH! AW, DAMN IT. DAMN IT!

174. >> GOOD MORNING, UNCLE GADGET.

175. >> OH, MUFFINS.

176. GO, GO, GADGET BUTTER KNIFE.

177. WOWSERS.

178. >> OHH, BOY.

179. >> TIME TO REPLACE THAT ARM.

180. >> "CYBERDYNE"?

181. UNCLE GADGET, WHY AREN'T YOU USING YOUR NORMAL PARTS?

182. >> NOT TO WORRY, PENNY.

183. I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.

184. >> THAT'S TOTALLY NOT WHAT I ASKED.

185. >> SKYNET 8 ON LINE.

186. >> UNCLE GADGET, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

187. UNCLE GADGET?

188. >> MUST TERMINATE.

189. GO, GO, GADGET CIRCULAR SAW.

190. >> WITH SKYNET ON LINE, GADGET IS UNDER MY COMPLETE CONTROL,

191. AND I'LL USE HIM TO WIPE OUT MY

192. 12-YEAR-OLD NIECE OF HIS.

193. HA HA HA!

194. HELLO.

195. YES. THIS IS DR. CLAW.

196. WELL, DID THE TESTS EXPLAIN ALL THE DIARRHEA?

197. WELL, NO.

198. THE MEDS DON'T SEEM TO— OH, DEAR, FELINE LEUKEMIA?

199. HOW LONG DOES HE HAVE?

200. >> I'M TOO YOUNG TO HAVE A

201. LICENSE, BRAIN.

202. YOU DRIVE. YOU'RE A DOG.

203. I'LL PLOT US A MAP TO SAFETY.

204. IN MY BROWSER, AS IF I HAVE TO

205. ASK?

206. >> OH, CRAP.

207. >> BETTER TAKE EVASIVE ACTION, BRAIN.

208. BRAIN, THAT'S STILL UNCLE GADGET.

209. AAH! RAM THAT SON OF A BITCH.

210. UNCLE GADGET, SAY SOMETHING.

211. >> RAAGH!

212. >> I HAVE A MISSION FOR GADGET.

213. >> PERFECT.

214. >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

215. THAT MESSAGE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT.

216. >> NO DUH.

217. >> ALW-W-WAYS ON DUTY.

218. ALWAYS ON D-D-DUTY.

219. >> PLEASE, UNCLE GADGET, NO.

220. >> GO, GO—GO, GO, GADGET MALLET.

221. GO, GO, GADGET S-S-SKIS.

222. GO, G-G-GO, GADGET BACK HAIR TRIM-M-MER.

223. GO, GO, GADGET PIZZA CUTTER.

224. GO, GADGET NAIL CLIPPER.

225. >> SORRY, UNCLE.

226. >> GO, GO, ROLLER SKATES.

227. DISCO BALL. ROLLER SKATES.

228. DISCO BALL.

229. GO, G-G-GO, GADGET LIPSTICK.

230. >> WELL, AT LEAST THAT'S OVER.

231. NO!

232. >> >> WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?

233. >> HE SAID THERE'S A STORM COMING IN.

234. >> I KNOW.

235. >> GIVE ME $4.00 FOR THIS PHOTO, OR MY FATHER WILL BEAT ME.

236. >> GO, GO, GADGET FOOT.

237. [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

238. —www.ncicap.org—] >> I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY A

239. FEW WORDS, IF I MAY.

240. NEXT TIME, GADGET. NEXT TIME!