Robot Chicken 1x10

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Macaulay Culkin as Prince Adam / Farmer

The roller-coaster celebrity life of the Hulk is profiled in "Hollywood Spotlight." The Masters of the Universe are rocked by a Paris Hilton-style sex tape. Michael Jackson returns from space to confront his n'er-do-well alter ego in "Where's Michael?"

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1. - IT'S ALIVE!

2. - HA HA! AW!

3. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BILLY.

4. - MY BAD.

5. - EMILIO. FAGABEEFIE.

6. THE "HOLLYWOOD SPOTLIGHT"

7. OF THE INCREDIBLE HULK.

8. WE'VE FOLLOWED THE LIFE

9. AS HE'S GROWN UP WITH HIS ABUSIVE FATHER,

10. HIS EARLY CAREER,

11. INTO PUBERTY.

12. PRIME-TIME PILOT "GUMBO"

13. WHO CHANGED HIS LIFE,

14. BILL BIXBY.

15. LOOKED EXACTLY ALIKE.

16. A SHOW TOGETHER,

17. AND CBS AGREED.

18. - LOOK AT HIM WALK! GENIUS!

19. THE HULK WASN'T TOO BAD EITHER.

20. TO BEAT UP THE BAD GUYS. A PUNCH HERE, A GROWL THERE.

21. HE WAS A MILLIONAIRE.

22. THE GUY'S AGENT WAS AMAZING.

23. FOR THE HULK.

24. FLUSH WITH GREEN,

25. FOR BOOZE, BABES, AND BLOW.

26. WOULDN'T LAST FOR LONG.

27. EVEN WHEN HE WAS ANGRY.

28. WITH THE SHOW CANCELED,

29. IN THE MID-1980's.

30. HE WHORED HIMSELF.

31. - THINGS FOUND IN A CAR. PLACES TO EAT!

32. THINGS IN A HAT! KINDS OF SKIS!

33. FAMOUS ACTORS! KINDS OF ROCKS!

34. WAYS TO COOK AN EGG! NAMES FROM THE BIBLE!

35. HE COULD,

36. HULK'S ACTING CAREER PLUMMETED,

37. TO HULK HOGAN.

38. CHESTERFIELD EVENPURPLE.

39. THE ENTERTAINMENT WORLD TODAY.

40. AT THE AGE OF 74.

41. IN PRIVATE.

42. - THE HULK'S CAREER APPEARED TO BE OVER.

43. YEARS LATER, HOPE WOULD COME FROM CHINA.

44. ANG LEE, A RELATIVELY UNKNOWN CHINAMAN FILMMAKER,

45. WITH HIS OPUS,

46. "CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON."

47. WHEN LEE SOUGHT HIM OUT,

48. OF ANGER AND DESTRUCTION.

49. TO ME.

50. COMIC BOOK MEET SLOW, BEAUTIFUL HAIKU.

51. PRETTY BIRD. OH, PRETTY BIRD.

52. HOW HULK SING SO HIGH.

53. - SOUNDS FASCINATING.

54. THAT RUIN MY CAREER.

55. SURELY.

56. - FOR ONE LAST TIME, THE HULK WAS BACK IN THE SPOTLIGHT,

57. ADORED AND ADMIRED.

58. FOR THE SUCCESS COMING HIS WAY.

59. FOR ONLY SO LONG.

60. - IT STINKS.

61. THAT ANG LEE'S MOTION PICTURE

62. IS ONE GAMMA-STRENGTH BOMB.

63. OF THE HULK'S CAREER?

64. SAYS YES.

65. - HOLLYWOOD MAKE HULK SAD.

66. TO FIND SELF,

67. MET SUK LEE,

68. TO BE HAPPY.

69. TO AMERICA,

70. WITH ANGER-MANAGEMENT TROUBLES.

71. - HULK LIVE DAY BY DAY. NOT ANGRY ANYMORE.

72. IS HULK HAPPY? HA HA!

73. HULK THINK SO.

74. WHO'S NUTS NOW? HA HA HA!

75. - OH, GOSH! BOBBY SEAVER SMILED AT ME DURING HOMEROOM.

76. DO YOU THINK HE'LL ASK ME TO THE DANCE?

77. - SURE, IF HE'S INTO GIRLS WITH FAT THIGHS.

78. - I ALWAYS PAY MY TAXES.

79. WHERE GEPPETTO IS BURIED.

80. - BILL? BILL, I'M HOME.

81. BILL, ARE YOU HERE?

82. CHELSEA?

83. HONEY?

84. THERE YOU ARE.

85. - WELCOME HOME THERE, SNUGGLEBUNNY.

86. THE PAPER.

87. - YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE DAY I HAD TODAY.

88. IS THAT RIGHT?

89. - I WAS IN MEETINGS ALL DAY.

90. BILL!

91. - UH-OH!

92. I'M TOO FAST FOR YOU BECAUSE I WAS A RUNNING BACK...

93. WOO-HOO! WOO!

94. - UH-OH.

95. - LEON!

96. - SABRINA, MY FOOD IS ON THE TOP SHELF,

97. AND I CAN'T REACH IT, AND I'M REALLY HUNGRY.

98. WILL YOU GIVE ME SOME FOOD?

99. - UH, NO.

100. - OH, BABY, OH, COME ON,

101. NO, NO! MY GOLF CLUBS! OH, COME ON!

102. OH, THAT'S MY SUIT! HEY, THAT TV'S MINE!

103. OH, BABY!

104. DON'T THROW THAT! OH, COME ON, HONEY!

105. - GOOD EVENING.

106. ETERNIA'S FIRST

107. CLEAR DEFIANCE OF FEDERAL LAW.

108. ONE-TIME OUTLAW "TOO BAD"

109. WITH HIMSELF.

110. - BUT FIRST OUR TOP STORY.

111. BEAST MAN CONTINUES TO UNFOLD.

112. EARLIER THIS WEEK.

113. - UH! YEAH! YEAH!

114. GREAT! AWESOME! YOU'RE GREAT!

115. WOO! YOU'RE THE BEST! AWESOME!

116. TOTALLY INTO IT! UH! UH! UH!

117. HELLO?

118. YEAH, I'M TOTALLY INTERESTED

119. SERVICE PROVIDER.

120. - TEELA'S FATHER, MAN-AT-ARMS,

121. STATEMENT EARLIER TODAY.

122. OF THIS SORDID VIDEOTAPE.

123. IN THIS MANNER.

124. - HA HA! I'M HAVING FUN! WOO!

125. AWESOME.

126. AGAINST BEAST MAN IMMEDIATELY.

127. OF TEELA'S NEW REALITY PROGRAM?

128. ON A SUBATOMIC LEVEL.

129. - YOU'RE STUPID.

130. ALSO EXPRESSED HIS CONCERNS.

131. ON THAT VIDEO.

132. THE CAMERA.

133. AT ALL.

134. I MEAN...

135. - IN A RELATED STORY,

136. HAS SURFACED.

137. THE DOG'S OWNERS HAVE SO FAR DECLINED COMMENT.

138. - AAH! UH!

139. - A WITCH! A WITCH! LOOK AT THE WITCH!

140. - OOH, A WITCH.

141. HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

142. OF THEIR EMBATTLED IDOL.

143. ANY MINUTE.

144. WAIT A SECOND. I'VE JUST HEARD—YES.

145. YES, HE'S HERE. MICHAEL JACKSON IS HERE.

146. - HI, EVERYBODY, IT'S ME, MICHAEL JACKSON.

147. HOORAY! HI!

148. WEE! I LOVE YOU!

149. HERE WE GO. LOOK AT ME. I'M A...

150. SO FUN. WE GONNA BE GOOD FRIENDS.

151. AW, THANKS FOR COMING, EVERYBODY.

152. YAY! WEE!

153. I LOVE YOU ALL.

154. WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER.

155. WITH LOVE.

156. I LOVE YOU!

157. - IT'S—IT'S... MICHAEL JACKSON?

158. - NO, NO, THAT'S NOT MICHAEL JACKSON.

159. I'M MICHAEL JACKSON. REALLY.

160. LOOK AT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE, REALLY.

161. IT SAYS, "MICHAEL JACKSON."

162. - I AM MICHAEL JACKSON, THE REAL MICHAEL JACKSON.

163. OVER 15 YEARS AGO.

164. THEY COULDN'T PASS UP.

165. TO ANOTHER PLANET,

166. TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

167. - UH, THAT DOESN'T SEEM TO MAKE MUCH SENSE.

168. - THOSE ARE LIES, ALL LIES.

169. STOP LYING.

170. - MY BABY!

171. - NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR.

172. PREPARE TO DIE!

173. - OH, MY GOD, HE'S GOT A GUN!

174. IS THE REAL MICHAEL JACKSON?

175. - TO BE SAFE, YOU MUST SHOOT US BOTH.

176. - OH, THAT MUST BE THE REAL ONE.

177. - I GUESS THAT'S AN ACQUITTAL. HA HA HA! HMM...

178. UH! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!

179. YEARS OF PLANNING RUINED!

180. ANYWAY?

181. - DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!

182. —www.ncicap.org—

183. - STUPID MONKEY!