Regular Show 2x1

Directed by

Steve Blum as Hooligan / Cricket #1 (voice) • Paul F. Tompkins as Matt / Cricket #5 / Guy #2 (voice)

After watching a scary movie about a British Taxi, the guys have to help Rigby overcome his fears.

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1. Movies! Rent your movies!

2. Ohh!

3. Oh, sorry, man.

4. Nice outfit.

5. It's a costume!

6. They make me wear it!

7. Movie night!

8. I got the popcorn!

9. I got the movie!

10. Wait, I thought we were watching "Shy Guy."

11. Dude, you've seen that movie 100 times.

12. I got something better.

13. Bam!

14. "Ello Gov'nor!"?

15. Yeah, man.

16. It's foreign. Check it...

17. "A British taxi is possessed by the soul of its driver

18. seeking revenge on the lowly gang members who murdered him.

19. Pay the fare or pay the price."

20. No, dude, not another horror movie.

21. "Last time, I had to wa" you to

22. the bathroom every night for a week.

23. No, man, it'll be different.

24. This one's old and cheesy.

25. It'll be hilarious.

26. You sure you can handle it?

27. Dude, it's in black and white.

28. Come on!

29. Hmm... all right.

30. Aah!

31. See? Isn't this fun?

32. Mm-hmm.

33. Ello, Gov'nor.

34. Ello, Gov'nor.

35. Ello, Gov'nor.

36. Aah!

37. Ello, Gov'nor.

38. Ello, Gov'nor!

39. Huh?

40. Is it over?

41. Dude, that was so cheesy.

42. I mean, what was up with the taxi?

43. Was it supposed to be evil or normal but haunted by a ghost

44. controlling the taxi or what, you know?

45. Mordecai!

46. Mordecai!

47. Wake up! Wake up!

48. Ello, Gov'nor!

49. Aah!

50. Dude, chill out.

51. You're screaming like a friggin' maniac!

52. I keep having nightmares!

53. Just dream about something else, then.

54. Dream like you're a tough guy or something.

55. I'm a tough guy.

56. I'm a tough guy.

57. They say this city's tough.

58. But I'm tougher.

59. You wa'ed down the wrong alley, Rigorson.

60. The name's fists!

61. Ello, Gov'nor!

62. What the heck, Rigby?

63. It's that stupid British taxi!

64. It's all up inside my brain!

65. I knew it.

66. I knew this would happen.

67. I told you we shouldn't have watched that movie.

68. I know. I'm sorry.

69. I can't help it.

70. All right, dude.

71. We just got to desensitize you to the horror.

72. We're gonna watch "Ello Gov'nor"

73. over and over again until you stop being scared.

74. Look at it! Look at it!

75. It's not real! - Let me go!

76. You can see the microphone showing!

77. Look at it! Get off me!

78. I'm sick of you keeping me up!

79. You look at it!

80. Let me go!

81. Look at it!

82. Let me go!

83. Look at it!

84. Look at it.

85. You look at it.

86. You... look at it.

87. Let... me... go!

88. What the heck is going on?

89. Rigby's just freaked out by this dumb British movie we watched.

90. Well, you better have this mess cleaned up by the time

91. I get back from my cricket game.

92. Cricket?

93. Yeah. I'm trying new things. So what?

94. Will British people be there?

95. It's cricket.

96. What do you think?

97. See, Rigby?

98. There's nothing to be afraid of.

99. See how calm and collected these British dudes are?

100. Ello, Gov'nor. Ello, Gov'nor.

101. Ello, Gov'nor.

102. Ello, Gov'nor. Ello, Gov'nor.

103. Ello, Gov'nor. Ello, Gov'nor.

104. Ello, Gov'nor!

105. Rigby!

106. Rigby!

107. Aw, man!

108. I knew we shouldn't have watched that lame car movie.

109. He's scared of cars now?

110. No, just British taxis.

111. What a silly notion!

112. My British taxi isn't scary at all.

113. Wait.

114. Pops, you own a British taxi?

115. Yes!

116. What's in the barn?

117. Something that's gonna get rid of your fear.

118. There she is!

119. Isn't she a beauty?

120. What the heck, Pops?

121. I thought you said you had a British taxi.

122. A British taxi?

123. Oh, I thought you said a "Brownish" taxi.

124. But that taxi's yellow.

125. Yellow?

126. My taxi is no coward.

127. I guarantee you that!

128. Never mind.

129. Ready to go for a ride?

130. In that thing? No way.

131. It's not even a British taxi.

132. Come on!

133. I don't care. A taxi's a taxi.

134. It'll be fun.

135. We'll just go for a little ride.

136. Uh, I got to go to the bathroom.

137. Ello, Gov'nor.

138. Ello, Gov'nor.

139. Let's go! Let's go!

140. Drive!

141. What? What is it?

142. That British taxi, man!

143. It's following me!

144. Dude, come on.

145. You're just seeing things.

146. No! I was the British taxi, and it was real!

147. So it came out of the movie, then.

148. I don't know! Maybe!

149. All right. Fine.

150. Look, you're safe now anyways.

151. Let's just try and relax and calm down.

152. Pops will drive us around for a bit.

153. Hmm.

154. Wait. Pops, where are we going?

155. I always drive deep into the woods when I want to

156. clear my mind.

157. Don't you just love the scenery?

158. Oh, bother.

159. What? Why are we stopping?

160. What's going on?

161. It seems we've run out of gasoline.

162. Oh, man, oh, man! This is not good!

163. He's coming, and we're stuck here!

164. Mordecai!

165. Aah!

166. Ugh! What? What is it?

167. We ran out of gas, and he's coming for me!

168. Come on.

169. We got to get out and push.

170. Come on, Rigby!

171. No! I'm not going out there!

172. Fine. Pops and I will push you all the way back home, then.

173. Geez.

174. No, no, no, no, no!

175. Not back this way!

176. No, no, no, no, no!

177. All right. Help!

178. Rigby!

179. Ello, Gov'nor!

180. Holy crap!

181. It's real!

182. Run, Pops!

183. Pops, look out!

184. Huh?

185. Oh, no! It's going after Rigby!

186. We got to help him!

187. Rigby!

188. Ello, Gov'nor.

189. Rigby!

190. Ello, Gov'nor.

191. I'm no Gov'nor!

192. Ello, Gov'nor!

193. The name's Fists!

194. Leave me alone!

195. I hate you!

196. Stop following me around!

197. Rigby, wake up!

198. Rigby, stop it!

199. Stop! Mordecai?

200. Oh, thank show you're all right!

201. I did it! I conquered my fear!

202. I cleaned that taxi's clock with my fists!

203. Kind of.

204. You hit your head and started going psycho on the taxi.

205. But actually, the taxi was a kid.

206. You?

207. Yeah. What's your problem?

208. Why were you following me in that taxi suit?

209. My boss made me wear this.

210. I'm from the video store.

211. Your rental is overdue.

212. Why didn't you just call or something?

213. I did, and I sent a fax!

214. That was you?

215. Yes!

216. So can you just return the video, please?

217. We broke it.

218. Well, you're gonna have to pay for it.

219. Pops?

220. Of course!

221. I'm afraid the smallest bill I have is a 100.

222. Will that do?

223. Yeah. Sure.

224. Is this some kind of joke?

225. I got to get a better job.

226. Hey, Mordecai?

227. Not again!

228. Don't worry, dude. I'm not scared again.

229. I just... thanks, dude,

230. for helping me out with my fears and stuff.

231. No problem, man.

232. Night, Rigby.

233. Good night, Mordecai.

234. They say this city's pretty tough.

235. But I'm tougher.