1. This is very exciting.Copy !req
2. We are at Saint Joseph's
Medical CenterCopy !req
3. because, today, Andy Dwyer
is getting his casts off.Copy !req
4. It is a great day
for Andy,Copy !req
5. and it's a wonderful day
for my subcommittee.Copy !req
6. Oh, my God.Copy !req
7. Your boobs are dead.Copy !req
8. Stop it.
No, they're not.Copy !req
9. I'm calling it.Copy !req
10. Time of boob death
9:18 a.m.Copy !req
11. We did everything we could,
but they were just too small.Copy !req
12. Okay, Ann,
how do you feel?Copy !req
13. I feel good.Copy !req
14. I'm recording some of these
soundbites for the website,Copy !req
15. so I need you to say something a
little bit more moving and poignant.Copy !req
16. You know, pithy,
articulate.Copy !req
17. Kind of grabby,
but unrehearsed.Copy !req
18. Like you just made it up,
but think about it for a second.Copy !req
19. Now say something like that.
And then be funny.Copy !req
20. Okay, go.
How do you feel?Copy !req
21. I'm happy.Copy !req
22. That's great.Copy !req
23. If Leslie had a boyfriend
and he broke his legs,Copy !req
24. I would do the same
for her.Copy !req
25. I'd probably bring fewer
stuffed animals, though.Copy !req
26. Yeah.Copy !req
27. Yay!Copy !req
28. Wow, it's like
a sweaty piñata.Copy !req
29. Hey, my iPod! Oh,
yeah! My pirate!Copy !req
30. Doctor, if I may,
could I keep that cast, please?Copy !req
31. It's a highly disgusting request,
but I don't see why not.Copy !req
32. Thank you. This is a
symbol of new beginnings,Copy !req
33. a symbol of hope,
and of our project.Copy !req
34. We will build this park!Copy !req
35. It is gonna feel so good to walk again,
finally.Copy !req
36. Easy!Copy !req
37. Oh, no!
Oh, my... Oh, no!Copy !req
38. Yeah, they might be
a little weak at first.Copy !req
39. Thank you, guys.Copy !req
40. Welcome back into the world of walking,
Andy.Copy !req
41. Yes.Copy !req
42. I just
wanted to say...Copy !req
43. Quiet,
everyone! Ann wants to say something.Copy !req
44. I wanted to thank you
all for being so supportive.Copy !req
45. When Andy
fell in the pit,Copy !req
46. I didn't expect anyone in
government to reach out to us.Copy !req
47. So, thanks.Copy !req
48. You're welcome.Copy !req
49. Hey, you're
welcome, Ann.Copy !req
50. Babe,
when are you gonna tell them about my show?Copy !req
51. Oh, yeah, sorry.Copy !req
52. Andy's band is
playing a show.Copy !req
53. And we want
you all to come.Copy !req
54. It's gonna be a party, so check your
suits at the door. It's gonna get crazy.Copy !req
55. Andy's band is really good,
and it's been driving him nuts that he can't play.Copy !req
56. He's been writing all these songs
about things that are physically near him.Copy !req
57. Sandwich!
Are you turkey or ham?Copy !req
58. Ham.Copy !req
59. Lamp! Wish you were a lamp
that would light up when you get touchedCopy !req
60. What kind of music
does your band play?Copy !req
61. You know,
I don't really like to define it,Copy !req
62. but it's like Matchbox
Twenty meets The Fray.Copy !req
63. So, rock.Copy !req
64. Well, again,
I don't really like to define it.Copy !req
65. So, undefinable rock?Copy !req
66. You know, again,
the term "rock," I think, defines it.Copy !req
67. I totally get
what you mean.Copy !req
68. So,
I would love to come to this thing. When is it?Copy !req
69. Tonight at 8:00.Copy !req
70. No! Tonight?
Yeah.Copy !req
71. I can't go.
Why not?Copy !req
72. My mom set up
this meeting.Copy !req
73. It's like a political
tête-à-tête with a local bigwig.Copy !req
74. Leslie, you're not
gonna go? Come on!Copy !req
75. Oh, you guys. You know how I
love mixing work into my personal life.Copy !req
76. This guy is important,Copy !req
77. and he has valuable information
that could help us build a park.Copy !req
78. But I wanna
go to the concert!Copy !req
79. Come on! Play hooky!
Blow off the meeting.Copy !req
80. Oh, I wanna go to
that concert so bad,Copy !req
81. but I have to go to the
meeting. I have to go.Copy !req
82. But I'll meet up with you guys
after the tête-à-tête, I promise.Copy !req
83. Hey,
Mark, congratulations.Copy !req
84. Oh. Thanks, Nate.
For what?Copy !req
85. You got that speed bump thing
taken care of. Finally. Nice work.Copy !req
86. Oh, yeah. Yay.Copy !req
87. There used to be this huge
speed bump in the center of town.Copy !req
88. It was insane.Copy !req
89. So, I decided I wanted
to do something about it,Copy !req
90. and I got it
lowered 2 inches.Copy !req
91. Apparently, what I can achieve in
government can literally be measured.Copy !req
92. Hey, Mom.Copy !req
93. Hi, sweetie,
what can I do for you?Copy !req
94. Is that meeting still happening?
The one with the bigwig?Copy !req
95. As far as I know.Copy !req
96. Would it be unusual
to reschedule the meeting?Copy !req
97. Well, you would
come off as a little flakey.Copy !req
98. Unless that's the impression
you're trying to make?Copy !req
99. Flakey is the worst thing
a politician can be.Copy !req
100. Or corrupt.Copy !req
101. Or a rapist.Copy !req
102. There are a lot of pitfalls in
politics but those are the big three.Copy !req
103. So,
do I need to know anything about this guy?Copy !req
104. What's his
political pedigree?Copy !req
105. His name is George Gernway.
He's the city manager in Eagleton.Copy !req
106. He's divorced
with two children.Copy !req
107. Okay,
good to know. "Knowledge is power." Francis Bacon.Copy !req
108. Or Mary J. Blige?Copy !req
109. Leslie's not much of a dater.Copy !req
110. You don't meet many guys at the hall of records,
the public library,Copy !req
111. or the shoe section
at JC Penney,Copy !req
112. so I set her up with a wonk I
met at a government conference.Copy !req
113. All he talks about
are city codes.Copy !req
114. She's gonna love him.Copy !req
115. Is that what
you're gonna wear?Copy !req
116. No, I was gonna wear something a
little more formal and buttoned down.Copy !req
117. I don't wanna blow it.Copy !req
118. Why don't you try
something more stylish?Copy !req
119. Like Laura Bush stylish
or Michelle Obama stylish?Copy !req
120. Come tonight,
it's my boyfriend's band.Copy !req
121. Hey, Dr. Harris.Copy !req
122. Andy's playing
a show tonight,Copy !req
123. and we'd love it
if you came by.Copy !req
124. I think there's gonna be a good
turnout at Andy's show tonight.Copy !req
125. He wrote this new song about
what happened to him called The Pit.Copy !req
126. It's one of those rare
songs that rocks really hard,Copy !req
127. and also informs people about
a small public works project.Copy !req
128. So, Andy's doing well?Copy !req
129. Yeah, he's a little shaky still,
but that's to be expected.Copy !req
130. Well, not really.Copy !req
131. If he had his casts
removed two weeks ago,Copy !req
132. the muscles wouldn't
have atrophied so much.Copy !req
133. I'm sorry,
two weeks ago?Copy !req
134. That's when they were
scheduled to come off.Copy !req
135. But he told me that you
told him he should wait.Copy !req
136. No. He rescheduled.
Said it was personal,Copy !req
137. that he'd explain later,
but then he never explained.Copy !req
138. I have waited on him hand
and foot for two months.Copy !req
139. Well, I guess
that explains it.Copy !req
140. Hey, what's up,
people of Pawnee?Copy !req
141. All right! All right.Copy !req
142. Uh... In just a minute,
Scarecrow Boat is gonna rock it out.Copy !req
143. Please be patient while we
rock out the equipment setup.Copy !req
144. The band has had a few
different names over the years.Copy !req
145. We started, we were
Teddy Bear Suicide,Copy !req
146. but then we changed it
to Mouse Rat.Copy !req
147. Uh. Then we were
God Hates Figs,Copy !req
148. Two Doors Down,
Department of Homeland Obscurity.Copy !req
149. Then we were Three Skin,
Just the Tip,Copy !req
150. Flames for Flames,
Muscle Confusion,Copy !req
151. Nothing Rhymes with Orange,Copy !req
152. then Everything Rhymes
with Orange,Copy !req
153. Andy Dwyer Experience,
A. D. and the D Bags,Copy !req
154. The Andy Andy Andies.Copy !req
155. Rad Wagon. Five Skin,
Four Skin.Copy !req
156. Nothing Rhymes
with Blorange.Copy !req
157. Death of a Scam Artist,
Razor Dick.Copy !req
158. Puppy Pendulum,
Possum Pendulum,Copy !req
159. Penis Pendulum,
Hand Rail Suicide, Angel Snack.Copy !req
160. Jet Black Pope,
Punch Face Champions, Ninja Dick,Copy !req
161. we went back to Mouse Rat,
and now we are Scarecrow Boat.Copy !req
162. God, when I hear myself say
Scarecrow Boat out loud, I kind of hate it.Copy !req
163. Now, you know that we're gonna
be building a park on a residential lot,Copy !req
164. so, of course we're gonna have
to get the zoning codes approvedCopy !req
165. and amended by
our city council.Copy !req
166. What kind of
movies do you like?Copy !req
167. Huh?Copy !req
168. Uh. Well, you know,
documentaries, political thrillers.Copy !req
169. I like all kinds of movies.Copy !req
170. Great.Copy !req
171. So, I brought some
pictures of the lot,Copy !req
172. and you can tell that the
houses are very close to it.Copy !req
173. How difficult is
re-zoning in your town?Copy !req
174. Could you go into detail
a little bit about that?Copy !req
175. Sure.
Great.Copy !req
176. It's refreshing to be with
someone who actually likesCopy !req
177. talking about
government issues.Copy !req
178. Most of the women
I go out with find it boring.Copy !req
179. Well, you know, you have
to have zoning codes,Copy !req
180. or else the whole
thing could be chaos.Copy !req
181. You are a very no-nonsense person,
aren't you?Copy !req
182. I like that.Copy !req
183. Your mother mentioned
that you don't date much.Copy !req
184. What?Copy !req
185. I've been focusing on my
career. Why do you ask?Copy !req
186. I haven't been dating much
either since my divorce.Copy !req
187. It hasn't been easy.Copy !req
188. And I'm coping,
but it was tough on the kids.Copy !req
189. Not my kids,
'cause they're grown-up,Copy !req
190. but it was tough
on their kids.Copy !req
191. I'm sorry.Copy !req
192. Oh, boy.Copy !req
193. I'm sorry.
Okay.Copy !req
194. I apologize.Copy !req
195. Shouldn't bring up my
divorce on a first date.Copy !req
196. But I feel I can
tell you anything.Copy !req
197. Uh...Copy !req
198. Okay.
Okay.Copy !req
199. Let's have
some more wine.Copy !req
200. See where
the night takes us.Copy !req
201. He thinks we're on a date. Did
you tell him we were on a date?Copy !req
202. It is a date.
What did you think it was?Copy !req
203. A political
strategy session.Copy !req
204. Leslie, you're not
getting any younger.Copy !req
205. Well, neither is he.
And he's 62 years old.Copy !req
206. I think it's
going quite well.Copy !req
207. And she looks like
a young Sandy Duncan.Copy !req
208. Oh. Just go back in there
and finish the dinner.Copy !req
209. Let him think
it's a date.Copy !req
210. You don't have to have sex
with him if you don't want to.Copy !req
211. What? Are you crazy?Copy !req
212. Hi, how are you?Copy !req
213. Hey, Parks Department.Copy !req
214. Hey, Mark.Copy !req
215. This is Beth,
my ex-wife Tammy's better-looking sister.Copy !req
216. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.Copy !req
217. You guys are together?Copy !req
218. Yup. My ex-wife Tammy
cheated on me. Then we divorced.Copy !req
219. Then last week, I ran
into her sister Beth here.Copy !req
220. Turns out she hates Tammy,
too, so we've started dating.Copy !req
221. It's like a fairy tale.
Yeah, Tammy stinks.Copy !req
222. Brendanawicz!
Hey, Tom.Copy !req
223. Hey. I want you
to meet my wife.Copy !req
224. Hi. I'm Wendy Haverford.Copy !req
225. Hi. You're Tom's wife.Copy !req
226. Don't
hold it against me.Copy !req
227. Look at how hot she is.
Isn't that crazy?Copy !req
228. And she's a surgeon.Copy !req
229. She makes
a ton of money!Copy !req
230. Bam!Copy !req
231. This is Derek.Copy !req
232. Cool. How long have
you guys been dating?Copy !req
233. We're just friends.Copy !req
234. He's like the gayest
person I've ever met.Copy !req
235. But I make out with him
when I'm drunk sometimes.Copy !req
236. You know, if you don't wanna talk to me,
you can just say so.Copy !req
237. I don't wanna
talk to you.Copy !req
238. Apparently, tonight,
I'm the Parks Department's seventh wheel.Copy !req
239. Are you okay?Copy !req
240. It's good. Yeah.Copy !req
241. This is my oldest son.Copy !req
242. He's a very no-nonsense
person like yourself.Copy !req
243. And this is my youngest.
He's about your age.Copy !req
244. Terrific.Copy !req
245. So, did you give
any more thought toCopy !req
246. those zoning code
questions I asked you?Copy !req
247. Oh. Come on,
enough business. Let's have some fun!Copy !req
248. Try some of my chicken.Copy !req
249. Oh, no. That's okay.Copy !req
250. Just a taste. Have a
little taste of chicken!Copy !req
251. Just a bit!
Just a taste!Copy !req
252. Chicken, chicken, chicken!Copy !req
253. Mmm.
Delicious, right?Copy !req
254. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
255. I really like
this restaurant.Copy !req
256. Yeah. It's a great place
for a business meeting.Copy !req
257. Andy. Andy.
We need to talk.Copy !req
258. Babe, hey. We're just
about to start.Copy !req
259. Could you grab me
a triple whiskey water?Copy !req
260. You would
like that, wouldn't you?Copy !req
261. Yep.Copy !req
262. You have two perfectly
good legs. Get it yourself.Copy !req
263. All right. Hey, guys!
Thanks for coming out.Copy !req
264. We're Scarecrow Boat.Copy !req
265. This first song is
called Menace Ball.Copy !req
266. Two, three, four...Copy !req
267. I know you been changingCopy !req
268. But I been changing, tooCopy !req
269. You say that
you've moved on...Copy !req
270. Thank you.Copy !req
271. What kind of
movies do you like?Copy !req
272. You already
asked me that.Copy !req
273. Oh. Sorry.
Senior moment.Copy !req
274. Hey,
am I keeping you from something?Copy !req
275. No, no.Copy !req
276. Yes. My friend Andy is playing in a band tonight,
and I kind of wanted to go.Copy !req
277. Well, if you want to go to the rock show,
I don't mind.Copy !req
278. Really? Are you sure?Copy !req
279. Sure! I haven't been to
a rock show in a long time.Copy !req
280. Might be fun. All this and a rock show,
too?Copy !req
281. The last rock show I went
to was the Everly Brothers.Copy !req
282. Hmm.
You like the Everly Brothers?Copy !req
283. They're my
favorite rock group.Copy !req
284. They're so good.Copy !req
285. I am getting very
positive signals.Copy !req
286. You and me togetherCopy !req
287. You and me foreverCopy !req
288. You and me together foreverCopy !req
289. Together foreverCopy !req
290. All right, take five, guys.
I'm gonna go acoustic.Copy !req
291. This next
song is dedicated to her,Copy !req
292. my girlfriend, Ann.Copy !req
293. I call it Ann.Copy !req
294. AnnCopy !req
295. Hey, the band's really good.Copy !req
296. I liked that song
Grapple Hound.Copy !req
297. Gossip Town?
Right.Copy !req
298. My only criticism,
I hate the name of the band.Copy !req
299. Yeah, they should change their name to Big,
Lying Baby.Copy !req
300. Or Where's My Sandwich?Copy !req
301. Or Don't Forget To Bring
Home Beers After Work.Copy !req
302. Okay. Since you brought it up,
I'm just gonna say it.Copy !req
303. I don't get you and...Copy !req
304. I mean, it doesn't
make any sense to me.Copy !req
305. I mean, I like Andy a lot.Copy !req
306. But there's tons of guys
out there who have jobsCopy !req
307. and who respect youCopy !req
308. and think you're attractive.Copy !req
309. Really?
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
310. You mean guys like you.. .
No!Copy !req
311. for instance?Copy !req
312. No, no, no,
no, no, not me.Copy !req
313. Oh. Okay. Good, 'cause,
for a second there,Copy !req
314. I thought you were hitting
on me in front of my boyfriend.Copy !req
315. No! Not my style.Copy !req
316. Even though you did just call him a big,
lying baby.Copy !req
317. And I do find you attractive.Copy !req
318. So, you are hitting on me.Copy !req
319. No. I'm not.
I promise you.Copy !req
320. But if I were,
would you be interested?Copy !req
321. No.Copy !req
322. Okay.
Let me tell you why,Copy !req
323. because I'm in
a crappy mood,Copy !req
324. and I don't really appreciate
what's happening right here.Copy !req
325. Number one, you've never been in a
relationship that's lasted longer than a week.Copy !req
326. Number two, the girls.. .
That's fine. Just...Copy !req
327. you do choose to
spend the week with...Copy !req
328. That's enough. That's enough. Look,
I was not trying to ask you out, I promise.Copy !req
329. Well, I'm glad
we avoided that.Copy !req
330. Pit!
I fell in it, the pitCopy !req
331. You fell in it, the pitCopy !req
332. We all fell in it, the pitCopy !req
333. Pit! I fell in it, the pitCopy !req
334. You fell in it, the pitCopy !req
335. We all fell in it, the pitCopy !req
336. Pit! I was in it, the pitCopy !req
337. We all fell in that pitCopy !req
338. Thank you very much,
everybody! We are Scarecrow Boat!Copy !req
339. No! Screw it!
We are Mouse Rat!Copy !req
340. Thank you very much!
Good night!Copy !req
341. Damn it. I missed it?Copy !req
342. Leslie!
Who's your friend?Copy !req
343. I'm George.
I'm Leslie's date.Copy !req
344. Yes. He's my date.
George Gernway.Copy !req
345. He's the City
Manager in Eagleton.Copy !req
346. Hi, George Gernway.
I'm Tom Haverford.Copy !req
347. This is my wife, Wendy.
She's my age.Copy !req
348. Hi.
Hello.Copy !req
349. Andy. Andy.Copy !req
350. What do you think
of the show?Copy !req
351. Can I talk to you
for a second? Alone?Copy !req
352. Yeah. Okay, definitely.Copy !req
353. I have to break down this gear real quick,
so two seconds.Copy !req
354. I have no idea
why Ann is upset with me.Copy !req
355. But I do know she's too nice to
yell at me in front of all these people.Copy !req
356. So, I am not
leaving this bar.Copy !req
357. So,
I heard you went to Indiana State. Yes.Copy !req
358. My buddy Todd went there.
Maybe you know him.Copy !req
359. What year did
you graduate?Copy !req
360. 1968.Copy !req
361. Oh! Todd graduated in 2005,
so you probably missed him.Copy !req
362. How was your
date with Leslie?Copy !req
363. We rework the mix on the demo.Copy !req
364. We change the band name,
and then we send the demo out.Copy !req
365. We're completely ready.. .
Andy, let's go.Copy !req
366. Honey, I'm just
debriefing with the band.Copy !req
367. It's just gonna
be just one second.Copy !req
368. Let's go.
Hey! Hi!Copy !req
369. Whoa! Leslie Knope! I'm so glad you
made it. You have to meet my band.Copy !req
370. Okay. Hi, band!
Hey. What's going on?Copy !req
371. Oh. I'm so sorry
that I missed your songs.Copy !req
372. Is there any way that you guys
could do like an encore or something?Copy !req
373. An encore. I like it.Copy !req
374. Guys,
let's get our stuff out of the boxes. Let's go.Copy !req
375. No, no, forget it.
No, we're going home.Copy !req
376. No, Ann, don't leave.
I just got here.Copy !req
377. Yeah, it would be really rude
to leave when she just got here.Copy !req
378. I mean, she brought her dad.Copy !req
379. It'd be kind of rude to not
do at least one more song.Copy !req
380. Andy.Copy !req
381. Okay,
let's go. Let's go.Copy !req
382. Sorry,
Leslie. We're gonna go. I'll call you tomorrow.Copy !req
383. Okay.
This weekend, guys.Copy !req
384. Look. Dead or asleep?Copy !req
385. Dead or asleep?Copy !req
386. George. George!Copy !req
387. Oh.Copy !req
388. Look at me,
out like a light.Copy !req
389. I think I should
head home now.Copy !req
390. Okay.Copy !req
391. It was nice to meet
you. It was fun.Copy !req
392. I had a nice time. Don't
think I'll go out with her again.Copy !req
393. There was just no spark.Copy !req
394. How did Leslie
meet her boyfriend?Copy !req
395. She used to read him
books at the senior center.Copy !req
396. Wow. How old is he?Copy !req
397. He's six,
but he has Benjamin Button Disease. Whoa.Copy !req
398. Hey, who wants to
see me climb a tree?Copy !req
399. I do!
I do!Copy !req
400. Deputy Director Knope.Copy !req
401. Where do you
think you're going?Copy !req
402. Home. It's been
a really crappy night.Copy !req
403. Have a beer with me.Copy !req
404. I can't believe my mom tried to
set me up with an 80-year-old man.Copy !req
405. I went to dinner tonight
with somebody's grandpa.Copy !req
406. You know what? That
guy was too young for you.Copy !req
407. You should be
dating guys in their early hundreds.Copy !req
408. I'm telling you,
you should be dating menCopy !req
409. that Al Roker announces
their birthdays.Copy !req
410. Hey! Congratulations
are in order.Copy !req
411. I heard that you got that
speed bump thing through.Copy !req
412. Don't make fun of me.
I'm not.Copy !req
413. Oh, yeah. I made a bump into a
smaller bump. It's a great day for America.Copy !req
414. What are you talking about?
That thing was a pain in the butt.Copy !req
415. You fixed a problem. That's
what we're supposed to do.Copy !req
416. You know, honestly, when I went to college,
and I studied City Planning...Copy !req
417. Yes?Copy !req
418. I thought I was gonna get a chance to build these,
you know, perfect cities.Copy !req
419. With public transportationCopy !req
420. and downtown pedestrian areas
with beautiful landscaping,Copy !req
421. and all I ever really do is regulate
the size of people's garage additions.Copy !req
422. You can do it all,
Brendanawicz.Copy !req
423. The people of Pawnee don't know
how lucky they are to have you.Copy !req
424. Mark and I are really
connecting tonight.Copy !req
425. Like we connected when
we made love five years ago.Copy !req
426. There are a million similarities
between that night and this night.Copy !req
427. We were drinking.
We were at a bar.Copy !req
428. If you could put anything in the park,
what would you put in there?Copy !req
429. Okay.. .
Don't over-think it.Copy !req
430. Keep it simple, nice shady trees,
lots of grass, benches.Copy !req
431. A picnic table?
Sure. Water feature.Copy !req
432. Like, huge rocks
to be climbing on.Copy !req
433. A play area for the kids. God,
that sounds wonderful.Copy !req
434. I would live in that park.
But then you'd be homeless.Copy !req
435. BARTENDER: Hey,
we're closing up.Copy !req
436. Oh.Copy !req
437. What time is it?
I should go.Copy !req
438. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no!Copy !req
439. We're getting drinks to go.
Come on. Beers to go!Copy !req
440. Where are we going?
All the bars are closed.Copy !req
441. You think I can get my beer bottle
in that shopping cart right there?Copy !req
442. What? Mark, don't.
This pit isn't a dump.Copy !req
443. Yes, it is.
Look around, Leslie.Copy !req
444. I mean, there's
crap everywhere.Copy !req
445. One beer bottle is not
gonna make any difference.Copy !req
446. Damn it!
I was so close there!Copy !req
447. Yeah, so.. .
It was pretty close!Copy !req
448. So far to the left!
So far to the left!Copy !req
449. You think you can do any better? No,
please.Copy !req
450. I don't want anyone to see! I'm
the Deputy Director of Parks...Copy !req
451. You're the Deputy Director
of Parks and blah blah...Copy !req
452. You know, nobody's
gonna see it.Copy !req
453. Go on and chuck it.Copy !req
454. Unbelievable!
That's unbelievable!Copy !req
455. You missed the entire pit,
which is huge, by the way.Copy !req
456. Andy, I'm so sick
of talking about this.Copy !req
457. I didn't do anything wrong.Copy !req
458. You didn't do anything
wrong? Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
459. I waited on you
hand and foot.Copy !req
460. And it was exhausting!Copy !req
461. I fed you meals,
and you could've had your casts off two weeks ago!Copy !req
462. That is not true.
It's not true?Copy !req
463. So you're calling
Dr. Harris a liar?Copy !req
464. Yes.
Yeah?Copy !req
465. Why would he lie
about that?Copy !req
466. I don't know, that's a good question.
Maybe to make some more money.Copy !req
467. How would he
make more money?Copy !req
468. Easy.Copy !req
469. HMOs.Copy !req
470. Do you want me
to call Dr. Harris?Copy !req
471. I'm gonna call
Dr. Harris right now.Copy !req
472. How about that?
You call him!Copy !req
473. You get me on the phone
with Dr. Harris. Yes. Yes. I will.Copy !req
474. Don't call him right now!Copy !req
475. Why?
Because it's late.Copy !req
476. Listen,
just put the phone down.Copy !req
477. Fine! You want the truth?Copy !req
478. Yes.Copy !req
479. Could I have gotten my
casts off two weeks ago?Copy !req
480. Technically, yes. ButCopy !req
481. I really, really like it
when you serve me food.Copy !req
482. Get out.
Get out of my house.Copy !req
483. But what...Copy !req
484. Take a walk with your
overly-healed legs,Copy !req
485. and let me think
about this relationship.Copy !req
486. Babe! I'm not going anywhere
till you forgive me.Copy !req
487. I'm not giving up on you.Copy !req
488. Okay, this pit.
Give it to me straight.Copy !req
489. Are we ever gonna
turn it into a park?Copy !req
490. Leslie,
this is already a park!Copy !req
491. Look, I mean, you got
Dirt Slide over here,Copy !req
492. you got Ring Around The
Diaper you could play there.Copy !req
493. You've got Duck, Duck, Glass
you could play right there.Copy !req
494. Mystery Trash.Copy !req
495. What's not to love about this park,
right here, now?Copy !req
496. I wish we could turn it into a pit,
frankly, don't you?Copy !req
497. But, seriously,
I mean, really?Copy !req
498. Honestly, Leslie,
it's gonna be a long, uphill battle.Copy !req
499. You are gonna
be super annoyedCopy !req
500. with all the people
that want you to fail.Copy !req
501. There is a sea of red tape,
endless roadblocks.Copy !req
502. So, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.Copy !req
503. Screw it. I'm gonna
try to do it anyway.Copy !req
504. I mean,
Kennedy put a man on the moon.Copy !req
505. He did.Copy !req
506. I can build one park.Copy !req
507. I really admire
your tenacity.Copy !req
508. I really admire you.Copy !req
509. No, no.
Wait, what am I doing?Copy !req
510. This isn't the way
I want this to happen again.Copy !req
511. Leslie, it's not
that big a deal.Copy !req
512. I think you should
go home, Mark.Copy !req
513. All right, okay.Copy !req
514. I'm sorry.Copy !req
515. I'm gonna get out of here. Yeah.Copy !req
516. I'm sorry.
It's okay, it's...Copy !req
517. No. Oh, my God!Copy !req
518. Oh, my God!Copy !req
519. Oh, my God!
Mark, are you all right?Copy !req
520. Wow.Copy !req
521. Are you okay? Oh,
my God!Copy !req
522. Go get some help.
Help!Copy !req
523. Go get some help.
Help!Copy !req
524. Go get some help.
Help!Copy !req
525. Hey, babe!
Baby, open up!Copy !req
526. That guy Mark
just fell in the pit!Copy !req
527. What?
You know that guy Mark?Copy !req
528. Yeah.
He just fell in the pit!Copy !req
529. You gotta go check
it out. You're a nurse.Copy !req
530. I think he'd
probably be hurt.Copy !req
531. Seriously,
it's pretty bad!Copy !req
532. Pit! I fell in it, the pitCopy !req
533. You fell in it, the pitCopy !req
534. We all fell in it, the pitCopy !req
535. The pit!
I fell in it, the pitCopy !req
536. You fell in it, the pitCopy !req
537. We all fell in it, the pitCopy !req
538. The pit!
Well, I was in it, the pitCopy !req
539. You were in it, the pit!Copy !req
540. We all were in it, the pit!Copy !req
541. The pit!
I was in it, the pit!Copy !req
542. You fell in it, the pitCopy !req
543. We all fell in that pitCopy !req