Nichijou: My Ordinary Life 1x7

Directed by Noriyuki Kitanohara

Tamio Ohki as King Albert (voice) • Takaya Hashi as Dolph (voice) • Noriko Hidaka as Princess Starla (voice) • Tesshou Genda as Soldier No. 6 (voice) • Ryota Takeuchi as Soldier (voice)

This is simply our just God's punishment, Albert. Are you dating anyone right now? If I don't pawn this scythe and buy some food, I'll die. If you get this question right, you'll receive an arm!

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1. I've brought him here.

2. Enter.

3. Well, if it isn't King Albert.

4. Dolph...

5. What is the meaning of this?

6. I thought we could enjoy a delicious meal together.

7. Unfortunately, it appears there's no food for you.

8. Restrain him.

9. Yes, sir.

10. Is that what you're after?

11. Let's end this game of hide-and-seek

12. with the princess, King Albert.

13. Or should I say Albert?

14. Did you find her?

15. No, I haven't!

16. I'll check over there!

17. Listen up!

18. Get the wooden cube.

19. Don't kill the princess yet.

20. Do you think your actions can be forgiven, Dolph?

21. Forgiven?

22. Just who do you think will punish me?

23. You no longer have any allies here, Albert.

24. This trip around the world that you planned...

25. was the greatest chance you could have given me.

26. I was able to trap the young princess with my subordinates.

27. Why? Why did you betray me, Dolph?

28. Don't say things like that, Albert.

29. I am grateful to you.

30. When I was an orphan, you took me in and raised me,

31. and you even made me your kingdom's commander!

32. Then why?

33. Do you think I supported you until now with no ambition of my own?

34. This is simply the punishment of our just God, Albert.

35. Commander Dolph!

36. We've found the princess!

37. Okay! I'll be right there!

38. There you have it.

39. I look forward to hearing your last words, King Albert.

40. Traitor.

41. What are you doing?

42. Don't you know your place?

43. Well, if it isn't Princess Starla.

44. How do you do?

45. Dolph.

46. Do you have any idea what you're doing?

47. Your speech is always so vulgar, despite your appearance.

48. Of course I know what I'm doing.

49. I will take King Albert's wooden cube and your wooden cube,

50. and resurrect the ancient weapon.

51. So that I may become the Fey Kingdom's new king!

52. You have no friends here.

53. You cannot escape!

54. Now, be a good girl and hand it over!

55. He... he's dead...

56. Princess! Princess!

57. Princess! Princess!

58. Princess! Princess!

59. Hey, you!

60. This is going to cost you!

61. Now, take me to my father!

62. The wooden cube?

63. I thought the princess had it.

64. No, it's probably...

65. What?

66. Wait, what?!

67. What?

68. Does this mean I'll become king?

69. No... no, hold on. Calm down.

70. I need a cigarette.

71. For twelve years, I've been a soldier.

72. I always expected to die a soldier.

73. I never thought I'd have a chance like this...

74. I can't do it.

75. I don't have a plan for after I become king.

76. Even with both of these,

77. I don't know how to summon the ancient weapon.

78. Ow!

79. Good morning.

80. Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

81. Mio! I won 100,000 yen in the lottery!

82. You're kidding!

83. Buy me something.

84. What should I do? What should I buy?

85. Maybe I'll buy a house!

86. Yukko...

87. This is last year's...

88. There, there. No one ever wins the lottery.

89. I'm fine. You don't have to comfort me.

90. Isn't today your birthday?

91. Here.

92. Really? A present!

93. Thank you!

94. Can I open it?

95. Yeah!

96. It's nothing special.

97. It was just lying around the house.

98. It's okay. It's the thought that counts.

99. Ms. Sakurai.

100. Oh, Mr. Takasaki.

101. Good morning.

102. Good morning.

103. Ms. Sakurai, is there anything we can do about that Aioi girl?

104. She never does her homework.

105. Oh, I'm sorry.

106. It would help if her homeroom teacher talked to her about it.

107. Sorry. I'll let Aioi know...

108. I need to get to my first period class.

109. Please take care of it!

110. Excuse me.

111. Oh, I'm sorry.

112. Are you all right?

113. Did you get any tea on yourself?

114. I want to protect her!

115. I'm really sorry.

116. I'm twenty-six years old.

117. It's all right. Don't worry about it.

118. For a man who has had no luck with women,

119. Ms. Sakurai is like a bamboo shoot

120. that suddenly began to grow in my yard.

121. No, I mustn't.

122. As a teacher, bringing romantic feelings to the workplace

123. would be an egregious offense!

124. Keep it together, Takasaki Manabu!

125. She forgot something...

126. Ms. Sakurai!

127. You forgot your black folder.

128. Ah, sorry for the trouble, Mr. Takasaki.

129. But this is my black folder.

130. What?

131. Mr. Takasaki!

132. Where are you taking my black folder?

133. What?

134. I'm sorry!

135. Well, please excuse me.

136. I want to take her mushroom hunting!

137. I wonder if Ms. Sakurai has a boyfriend.

138. She doesn't wear a ring, so she can't be married...

139. Do I have a chance?

140. What kind of music does she like? What's her favorite animal?

141. What's her favorite sport? What's her favorite vegetable?

142. What am I thinking?!

143. It's impure... impure, Takasaki Manabu!

144. A proper role model for the students shouldn't be doing this!

145. Mr. Takasaki, are you worried about your students?

146. But, isn't asking her what her favorite food is innocent enough?

147. Ms. Sakurai, what's your favorite food?

148. Um, I'll eat anything.

149. Ha, I see. How do you feel about shiitake mushrooms?

150. They're good grilled or boiled.

151. You're right. What about fried?

152. Of course you can fry them.

153. They're good fried, aren't they?

154. I can do it!

155. Act naturally! Naturally, Takasaki Manabu!

156. Talk to her naturally, like you're talking to eggplants!

157. Ms. Sakurai.

158. Yes, what is it?

159. Sorry for stopping you again and again...

160. Are you dating anyone right now?

161. What am I saying?!

162. Stupid! Am I stupid? Am I an idiot?

163. No, I'm not.

164. I'm not... I'm not... I'm not...

165. Awesome!

166. Um, Mr. Takasaki?

167. Sorry for asking such a personal question.

168. That turned out well.

169. Ms. Sakurai, work hard in your first class.

170. You, too, Mr. Takasaki.

171. I will!

172. Well, please excuse me.

173. You, too, Mr. Takasaki...

174. You, too, Mr. Takasaki... You, too, Mr. Takasaki...

175. That's the spirit.

176. P-please give me back my scythe!

177. If I don't pawn off this scythe and buy some food, I'll die!

178. Oh, no, a river!

179. I did it.

180. Give it back!

181. First comes rock, then comes paper...

182. You can't throw all of them,

183. Rock, paper, scissors!

184. I won!

185. Thanks.

186. That's not all.

187. ...with nata de coco.

188. Tomorrow's weather is...

189. Miracle Pinch! But, I'm just getting started!

190. Do you want me to guess what

191. you aren't thinking about at all, right now?

192. What is it?

193. Carefree Office Lady Travel Diary.

194. Just a little.

195. Mio, Mai, the train's here! Hurry!

196. Wa... wait...

197. All right! I made it! Safe!

198. You got on by yourself.

199. Selamat tinggal...

200. Give me your orders.

201. One albacore.

202. Yellowtail and salmon roe.

203. Give me your orders.

204. Tuna and flounder fin, please.

205. One urchin.

206. Um, one albacore and, uh...

207. I forgot.

208. He forgot...

209. Oh, hello.

210. H-hello. Um, can I help you?

211. Well...

212. W-wait! What are you doing?

213. Well, I just thought you seemed unusual.

214. There's nothing unusual about me. I'm perfectly normal.

215. This key is an accessory.

216. Hey, how did you do this? Come on, tell me.

217. Please give that back! Give it back!

218. Okay, let's do this.

219. See ya.

220. Why?

221. Sorry, sorry. I'm just kidding.

222. I'm serious. Give it back.

223. Which hand?

224. It's in your bag!

225. Wow, correct!

226. Second question!

227. What?

228. Kenta's mom bought ten apples.

229. His mom ate three of them.

230. She gave four of the remaining apples to their neighbor, Yumiko.

231. Where is your arm?

232. In your bag!

233. Amazing! Correct again!

234. Now give it back.

235. Last question!

236. If you get this question right, you'll receive an arm!

237. What? It was mine to begin with!

238. You don't want an arm?

239. I want it!

240. Here's the challenge. Say the word "bag" ten times.

241. Bag... bag... bag...

242. Bag... bag... bag...

243. Bag... bag... bag... bag.

244. What do you usually draw on?

245. A drawing ba... I mean, board.

246. Wrong!

247. What?

248. The answer we were looking for was "paper".

249. That's not fair.

250. I'm kidding.

251. Please stop following me.

252. Fine, fine. Sorry.

253. It came off.

254. It came off!

255. Mio.

256. Let's go home.

257. Huh? Are you on your way home from school?

258. I just ran into someone interesting.

259. What sort of person?

260. Her arm came off.

261. What?

262. She had a key on her back.

263. What are you talking about?

264. I met someone like that.

265. That's weird...

266. Nano, let's go.

267. Okay.

268. Well, they're just kids, after all.

269. I won!

270. I lost.

271. What are they doing?

272. They're doing it all wrong.

273. Sakamoto, how many points was that?

274. What?

275. Ready, Professor?

276. Ready.

277. She didn't throw the ball yet!

278. Is she trying to kill me?

279. Mr. Sakamoto, how many points was that?

280. You, too?

281. She swung again!

282. You're next, Sakamoto.

283. Why me?

284. How do you expect me to hold a bat with these paws?

285. What?

286. Geez, what do you think my paws are, anyway?

287. You're always poking the pads on my feet.

288. This is why you kids are...

289. Well, you know,

290. it's not safe for you to play on your own...

291. So I'm keeping an eye on you.

292. I have no intention of participating.

293. Why don't you start with some catch?

294. Okay.

295. Okay, coach!

296. Coach?

297. Coach! We only have one glove.

298. You'll be fine without one.

299. Coach, the glove doesn't fit.

300. Weren't you just wearing it on your left hand?

301. Coach!

302. Coach!

303. You girls are hopeless.

304. Professor, ready?

305. Ready.

306. Where did it go?

307. So the teacher got mad at me.

308. No surprise there.

309. I agree.

310. You too, Mai?

311. But she didn't need to go that far.

312. That's true, but you should be careful from now on.

313. That's right. You never know what will happen.

314. Ah, excuse me.

315. Oh! Gentleman!

316. Listen to this.

317. Mai, let me borrow it again.

318. Okay.

319. Oh, great! Everyone should have such good friends.

320. Maybe she's the girl my sister mentioned.

321. I am a wooden cube.

322. Become my owner, and you shall inherit an ancient weapon.

323. The next episode of Nichijou is episode 8.

324. Don't miss it.