1. Lately, our school's
morality has been in decline.Copy !req
2. I'd like to ask you, as a student adviser,Copy !req
3. to crack down on this behavior.Copy !req
4. Yes, sir!Copy !req
5. I-I'll do my best!Copy !req
6. That's right. I became a student
adviser to change myself.Copy !req
7. I have to correct their behavior.Copy !req
8. Unbelievable! I don't believe it!Copy !req
9. No. I must not back down!Copy !req
10. E-excuse me...Copy !req
11. What is it, madam?Copy !req
12. Well, you see...Copy !req
13. I-I just think... that it's poor
manners to eat while walking...Copy !req
14. Please excuse me.Copy !req
15. Since I skipped breakfast,Copy !req
16. my stomach has been growling.Copy !req
17. I'll put this away immediately.Copy !req
18. Please excuse me.Copy !req
19. I-I'm sorry. It's no big deal.Copy !req
20. As long as you understand...Copy !req
21. Good.Copy !req
22. If I just talk to them,
the students will understand.Copy !req
23. Tell the chef...Copy !req
24. it was delicious!Copy !req
25. What was delicious?Copy !req
26. Why are you shouting in the hallway?Copy !req
27. Why don't you think about
common decency for once?Copy !req
28. U-uh, y-you shouldn't...
bring that to school...Copy !req
29. Misato, come on.Copy !req
30. Okay.Copy !req
31. Sasahara!Copy !req
32. I need to talk to you at lunch,Copy !req
33. so you'd better be in the classroom!Copy !req
34. School morality might
just be in decline...Copy !req
35. Excuse me.Copy !req
36. Tachibana Misato means no harm.Copy !req
37. Please forgive her.Copy !req
38. All right. Excuse me.Copy !req
39. U-um...Copy !req
40. What is that frilly
thing around your neck?Copy !req
41. Oh, this?Copy !req
42. Yes. It's sort of cute...Copy !req
43. Our everyday lives may, in fact,Copy !req
44. be a series of miracles.Copy !req
45. They just may be...Copy !req
46. So what is that frilly thing?Copy !req
47. Well said.Copy !req
48. I shall see you in class, madam.Copy !req
49. Thank you.Copy !req
50. Excuse me, Nakanojo.Copy !req
51. Yes. What is it?Copy !req
52. Yes, well, you see...Copy !req
53. Don't you think that hairstyle's just... a little too much for school?Copy !req
54. No, just a little.
Just a little, I think...Copy !req
55. It doesn't...Copy !req
56. I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.
Could you repeat that?Copy !req
57. It doesn't grow...Copy !req
58. It doesn't grow on the sides!Copy !req
59. Green light...Copy !req
60. Red light!Copy !req
61. Everyone went home.Copy !req
62. Nano, what's this?Copy !req
63. It's a green plum.Copy !req
64. I'm thinking of pickling
some plums myself this year.Copy !req
65. Pickled plums are sour.Copy !req
66. Plums are good for you.Copy !req
67. If you put them in rice balls,Copy !req
68. they'll keep the rice from going bad.Copy !req
69. Nano!Copy !req
70. No.Copy !req
71. I haven't said anything yet!Copy !req
72. We just bought a lot of snacks recently.Copy !req
73. Eat those first. Once
we run out, we'll buy more...Copy !req
74. Professor...Copy !req
75. I said no. Today, that cat... uh...Copy !req
76. Sakamoto.Copy !req
77. Yes. I need to buy Mr. Sakamoto's dinner, so your snacks...Copy !req
78. It's huge.Copy !req
79. Excuse me...Copy !req
80. May I help you?Copy !req
81. Wh-what is this?Copy !req
82. Oh, the snowman.
We just got it today.Copy !req
83. You're welcome to buy it.Copy !req
84. Snack?Copy !req
85. Maybe it's for shaved ice?Copy !req
86. It's cold.Copy !req
87. It's cheap...Copy !req
88. You're buying it?Copy !req
89. What? N-no, I'm just looking.Copy !req
90. It's a snowman.Copy !req
91. I want it.Copy !req
92. Hey, you.Copy !req
93. Yes?Copy !req
94. If you're not buying
that, hand it over.Copy !req
95. I-I'm buying it.Copy !req
96. You get to buy what you want,Copy !req
97. but you won't let
me buy what I want...Copy !req
98. No, this is...Copy !req
99. You get to buy what you want,Copy !req
100. so I should get to
buy what I want!Copy !req
101. I want it! I want it! I want it!Copy !req
102. Fine, fine. But just one.Copy !req
103. Really?Copy !req
104. I love you, Nano.Copy !req
105. Which is why you bought that thing.Copy !req
106. Yes. It's cute and refreshing.Copy !req
107. Professor, it's ready.Copy !req
108. Okay.Copy !req
109. Nano, more!Copy !req
110. Okay.Copy !req
111. I can't believe you two...Copy !req
112. So, where's my dinner?Copy !req
113. Shaved ice...Copy !req
114. I refuse to eat shaved ice for dinner.Copy !req
115. First comes rock! Then comes paper.Copy !req
116. You can't throw all of them...Copy !req
117. rock, paper, scissors!Copy !req
118. It's flying.Copy !req
119. The screw!Copy !req
120. Nono...Copy !req
121. Okay! The test is over.Copy !req
122. Oh my god!Copy !req
123. It was a bald cap.Copy !req
124. Short ThoughtsCopy !req
125. When you try to consider
the wishes of others,Copy !req
126. there are so many other people that it's easy to get confused.Copy !req
127. However, when you
focus on your own wishes,Copy !req
128. they seem much easier to grasp.Copy !req
129. All that's left is to pray to a god.Copy !req
130. So, I pray to that god,
please grant my wishes.Copy !req
131. Green light...Copy !req
132. Red light!Copy !req
133. Why don't we stop?Copy !req
134. I've been sent out
to the hall again...Copy !req
135. I'm finally getting
used to this body.Copy !req
136. Just looking at them
makes me hungry.Copy !req
137. What's this?Copy !req
138. Oh, Mr. Sakamoto.
They're pickled plums.Copy !req
139. Don't eat them.
They're not ready yet.Copy !req
140. I'll use this to
play with Sakamoto.Copy !req
141. It's a green foxtail.Copy !req
142. Sakamoto! Sakamoto...Copy !req
143. Child, I told you to say "Mr."!Copy !req
144. Oh, right. Sorry, Sakamoto.Copy !req
145. Are you making fun of me?Copy !req
146. Whoops. I forgot...Copy !req
147. Sorry, Sakamoto.Copy !req
148. You're doing this
on purpose, aren't you?Copy !req
149. I'm going shopping.Copy !req
150. See you later.Copy !req
151. You girls haven't
been raised properly.Copy !req
152. Sorry, Sakamoto.
It's not on purpose.Copy !req
153. Don't just call me Sakamoto!Copy !req
154. Here, Sakamoto. Have some gum.Copy !req
155. How many times do
I have to tell you?Copy !req
156. And who would give
gum to a cat, you fool?Copy !req
157. Cut it out!Copy !req
158. Sorry...Copy !req
159. Listen! Like I said,Copy !req
160. I'm older than you.Copy !req
161. Using "Mr." when referring
to your elders is... um...Copy !req
162. It's... you know...Copy !req
163. It's... um... You
know what I mean.Copy !req
164. What?Copy !req
165. Can I go pee?Copy !req
166. Fine! Go!Copy !req
167. Pee!Copy !req
168. You're taking it with you...Copy !req
169. As far as I can tell, only
those two kids live here...Copy !req
170. I can see why they're
so poorly educated.Copy !req
171. Which makes me
the oldest in this house.Copy !req
172. I suppose I have no choice.Copy !req
173. It won't be easy, but I'll
have to act as their parent.Copy !req
174. Geez, I've been taken in
by such a ridiculous family.Copy !req
175. I can't believe how fun this is!Copy !req
176. Sakamoto, what're you doing?Copy !req
177. Oh, no!Copy !req
178. If she finds out I was
playing with an eraser,Copy !req
179. she'll lose respect for me...Copy !req
180. Respect...Copy !req
181. Respect...Copy !req
182. I was just taking a nap.Copy !req
183. Cats sure do sleep a lot.Copy !req
184. That's how it is.Copy !req
185. That's how it is?Copy !req
186. Yeah, that's how it is.Copy !req
187. I can't teach you too much at once,Copy !req
188. but you can start by learning to...Copy !req
189. respect... your elders!Copy !req
190. Oh, man! This is so fun!Copy !req
191. Sakamoto! Again! Again!Copy !req
192. Sakamoto! Sakamoto, over here!Copy !req
193. No, this is wrong! That was just...Copy !req
194. Didn't I tell you to say "Mr."?Copy !req
195. Sakamoto!Copy !req
196. I'm home.Copy !req
197. Home run!Copy !req
198. Mom!Copy !req
199. Green light...Copy !req
200. Red light!Copy !req
201. Green light...Copy !req
202. Mai made a confusing joke again.Copy !req
203. I guess I should play along.Copy !req
204. Mai! Isn't that on the book?Copy !req
205. Yukko, don't ever make
a joke like that again.Copy !req
206. If you do...Copy !req
207. you'll make my jokes look bad.Copy !req
208. It's like, you know,Copy !req
209. I'm at that age when English
just pops out of my mouth.Copy !req
210. But that on the book,Copy !req
211. I just didn't know if you
were making a joke or not.Copy !req
212. And, you know,
I just couldn't resist...Copy !req
213. You couldn't understand?Copy !req
214. Are you serious?Copy !req
215. Of all people...Copy !req
216. I thought you would understand.Copy !req
217. Oh, wow. I didn't realize
you thought of me that way.Copy !req
218. I'm glad you trust me, though...Copy !req
219. Trust you?Copy !req
220. Yeah...Copy !req
221. We're not friends,Copy !req
222. so let's not talk about being trusted.Copy !req
223. Friends don't need words
to understand each other, right?Copy !req
224. Mai...Copy !req
225. Oh, Mai! Friend can use words, too!Copy !req
226. Mai...Copy !req
227. Could you stop touching me?Copy !req
228. Huh? Oh, sorry...Copy !req
229. Stop it.Copy !req
230. If you do that, I...Copy !req
231. I might like you even more...Copy !req
232. What?Copy !req
233. Who cares if you
like me more? Right?Copy !req
234. We're friend! Friend!Copy !req
235. That's not what I meant.Copy !req
236. I know we're the same gender,Copy !req
237. but I still see you as
someone of the opposite sex.Copy !req
238. Sorry,Copy !req
239. I don't know how to say it...Copy !req
240. W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what?Copy !req
241. What the heck?Copy !req
242. I knew something was up today!Copy !req
243. Sh-she's talking a
lot more than normal,Copy !req
244. and she even suggested
that we go somewhere alone!Copy !req
245. Was that all so she could say this?Copy !req
246. How long has she...Copy !req
247. How long has she been...Copy !req
248. U-u-um, M-Mai?Copy !req
249. W-well, um... I'm not sure
I really understand, but...Copy !req
250. Don't you think we're a little young?Copy !req
251. I mean, we're still in high school...Copy !req
252. I was joking.Copy !req
253. Super-ultra, great,
delicious, wonderful...Copy !req
254. incomprehensible!Copy !req
255. Don't do stuff like that!Copy !req
256. I almost believed you!Copy !req
257. I see...Copy !req
258. You're quick to catch on,Copy !req
259. so I thought you'd get it.Copy !req
260. Oh? I guess I got it a little.Copy !req
261. You're lying, aren't you?Copy !req
262. I'm not lying, it's just...Copy !req
263. I was thinking.Copy !req
264. The gears were turning...Copy !req
265. I mean, there was clearly something wrong with what you were saying.Copy !req
266. Didn't you say you believed it?Copy !req
267. I hate being lied to
more than anything.Copy !req
268. Sorry...Copy !req
269. I was joking again.Copy !req
270. How am I supposed to tell?!Copy !req
271. You didn't notice?Copy !req
272. There was one more joke.Copy !req
273. I didn't notice! What was it?Copy !req
274. When I said you were
quick to catch on.Copy !req
275. You were supposed
to say you weren't.Copy !req
276. That was it?Copy !req
277. That one's pretty easy to understand.Copy !req
278. It's been forty years.
This is the apartment building.Copy !req
279. Try writing the word "housewife".Copy !req
280. I think you'll find an unbelievable amount of sexiness to it.Copy !req
281. The next episode of Nichijou is episode 5.Copy !req
282. Don't miss it.Copy !req