1. Sakamoto MedicineCopy !req
2. Hey, Mio.Copy !req
3. What?Copy !req
4. I've been wondering for a while now...Copy !req
5. Why do you always
wear those pigtail holders?Copy !req
6. Oh, these? Well...Copy !req
7. I just do, I guess.Copy !req
8. You just do?Copy !req
9. I just do, so I do.Copy !req
10. I forgot my math notebook...Copy !req
11. Huh? We have math today?Copy !req
12. We do. We even had
homework, remember?Copy !req
13. I'll go get it. You go on ahead.Copy !req
14. Well, I didn't do my homework,Copy !req
15. so it doesn't matter
where my notebook is.Copy !req
16. Mai!Copy !req
17. Selamat pagi!Copy !req
18. Here it is! Ms. Mai's doing it!Copy !req
19. Is this her dreaded silent treatment?Copy !req
20. The scale is huge.Copy !req
21. Like a mountain...
it's mountainous!Copy !req
22. Maybe it actually is a mountain?Copy !req
23. I guess not...Copy !req
24. I know...Copy !req
25. I know why you're mad, Mai.Copy !req
26. I was watching TV in my room last night...Copy !req
27. It's because I took a piece of broccoli from your lunch yesterday, isn't it?Copy !req
28. That's why I bought some broccoli!Copy !req
29. I didn't know you liked
broccoli until after I ate it.Copy !req
30. I knew I'd done something terrible,Copy !req
31. and so, I'm giving you this.Copy !req
32. My dad just wouldn't shut up, so...Copy !req
33. It's not the broccoli.Copy !req
34. It isn't the cauliflower, either.Copy !req
35. So much has happened lately,
so I can't tell exactly why she's mad.Copy !req
36. But I've got a general idea.Copy !req
37. I don't want things to
stay this way forever...Copy !req
38. I'll just have to apologize!Copy !req
39. Mai!Copy !req
40. I'm sorry I ate your
main dish yesterday!Copy !req
41. I'm sorry I ate your bunnies!Copy !req
42. I'm sorry I ate your rice!Copy !req
43. I'm sorry I didn't eat
your black beans!Copy !req
44. What is it? Why are you so mad?Copy !req
45. I don't get it...Copy !req
46. You're not mad about
yesterday's lunch?Copy !req
47. Is this about the time you
had that thing on your desk?Copy !req
48. Is it because I broke your
Maitreya statue's neck?Copy !req
49. Or because I borrowed
it without asking?Copy !req
50. Or because I secretly buried it?Copy !req
51. Is it because I changed my mind
and left an offering on your desk?Copy !req
52. Is it because I changed my
mind again and burned it?!Copy !req
53. Hey, Mai!Copy !req
54. Oh, you were listening to music?Copy !req
55. No wonder you didn't hear me.Copy !req
56. I didn't notice, so I've just
been talking to myself.Copy !req
57. That was close.
I almost spilled the beans...Copy !req
58. The second half.Copy !req
59. The second half.Copy !req
60. I didn't know about that.Copy !req
61. Oh, Tanaka!Copy !req
62. I'm sorry, but do you have a minute?Copy !req
63. Uh, um, d-don't you think that hairstyle's...Copy !req
64. just a little... inappropriate?Copy !req
65. Teacher.Copy !req
66. Yes?Copy !req
67. Want a red bean pancake?Copy !req
68. Oh, no! I forgot we had a worksheet to do!Copy !req
69. There are still five minutes until math...Copy !req
70. Mio already showed me
her homework yesterday...Copy !req
71. Just this once!Copy !req
72. I can't ask her again!Copy !req
73. I'll have to...Copy !req
74. Mai...Copy !req
75. This is really embarrassing.Copy !req
76. I forgot to do my math homework.Copy !req
77. I'd be really glad if, maybe, if you don't mind, you could show me yours for just a min–Copy !req
78. Here.Copy !req
79. Oh, thanks! Thank you!Copy !req
80. Just wait a second. I'll copy
this at super-mach speed!Copy !req
81. Oh, no! I'm really late!Copy !req
82. Oh, no! Oh, no!Copy !req
83. Shut up! It's still early, Masao!Copy !req
84. Oh, no! I'm really late!Copy !req
85. I've been laid off!Copy !req
86. That's strange. Um, Mai...Copy !req
87. This doesn't look like
the math worksheet...Copy !req
88. I'll buy you some juice!Copy !req
89. Here.Copy !req
90. Thanks!Copy !req
91. I'm late to school, and my
dad's been laid off! Oh, no!Copy !req
92. I don't have time for this!Copy !req
93. Look! Masao's in trouble!Copy !req
94. What's Masao going to...Copy !req
95. No... wait.Copy !req
96. I don't have time for this, either!Copy !req
97. I almost got distracted!Copy !req
98. The worksheet, Mai!Copy !req
99. I'll buy you that thing from the station!Copy !req
100. Here.Copy !req
101. Thanks!Copy !req
102. This! This is it!Copy !req
103. You had it, after all.Copy !req
104. Why didn't you just
hand it over, you tease?Copy !req
105. I'll knock it out in a second.Copy !req
106. How long ago did I
get my worksheet?Copy !req
107. I want to go to New Orleans.Copy !req
108. So, does anyone know the
answer to this problem?Copy !req
109. No one?Copy !req
110. Akagi's classes are tough...Copy !req
111. He hits you if you forget your homework,Copy !req
112. and he yells at you for
answering problems wrong.Copy !req
113. Bear in mind that your lack of enthusiasm will be reflected on your evaluations.Copy !req
114. So that's his game...Copy !req
115. I won't crumble under such threats!Copy !req
116. Well, how should we do this...Copy !req
117. Today is the 23rd,
so student number 23...Copy !req
118. There it is!Copy !req
119. Nakanojou...Copy !req
120. is absent today.Copy !req
121. What?Copy !req
122. I... I'm cramping up!Copy !req
123. Why did my arm
have to cramp up now?Copy !req
124. This isn't good. I'll end
up in his field of vision.Copy !req
125. Well, it's May, so student number five will...Copy !req
126. No, I just called on him.Copy !req
127. Must stay out of sight. Out of sight...Copy !req
128. I'll call on someone new.Copy !req
129. Out of...Copy !req
130. The chair! I'll pretend it was the chair...Copy !req
131. What's that sound? What is that?Copy !req
132. Hey! Someone's phone is ringing.Copy !req
133. Thanks for calling.Copy !req
134. No one has a ring tone like that.Copy !req
135. Everyone's smiling now, huh?Copy !req
136. Now, about this problem...Copy !req
137. Aioi.Copy !req
138. First comes rock! Then comes paper...Copy !req
139. You can't throw all of them,Copy !req
140. rock, paper, scissors!Copy !req
141. Copy !req
142. It's fading!Copy !req
143. Um... I bought milk and sugar.Copy !req
144. I didn't forget anything, right?Copy !req
145. Eggs were cheap today, weren't they?Copy !req
146. I bought two cartons.Copy !req
147. What a good deal.Copy !req
148. Oh, no! Eggs were on sale today...Copy !req
149. What should I do?
I can still make it.Copy !req
150. I guess I'll go back to the store.Copy !req
151. It's a black cat...Copy !req
152. H-how cute...Copy !req
153. There's no way I can keep it.Copy !req
154. I already have the
professor to take care of...Copy !req
155. I'm sorry.Copy !req
156. I'm home...Copy !req
157. Welcome back!Copy !req
158. What? That cat!Copy !req
159. I found him!Copy !req
160. You can't just bring cats home.Copy !req
161. What? But he's cute...Copy !req
162. That's true...Copy !req
163. I mean, no! That's not it!Copy !req
164. You don't think he's cute?Copy !req
165. No, he's cute. He's cute, but...Copy !req
166. If we keep a pet, you'll
have to take care of him.Copy !req
167. Can you do that?Copy !req
168. I can!Copy !req
169. I won't help at all.Copy !req
170. You can't forget to
clean up his litterbox.Copy !req
171. You won't do anything?Copy !req
172. Then I won't let you
touch him, either!Copy !req
173. B-but... no! That's not what I...Copy !req
174. Professor, he fell asleep!Copy !req
175. I want to pet him!Copy !req
176. He's so fluffy!Copy !req
177. No fair, Professor! Me, too! Me, too!Copy !req
178. His stomach is fluffy, too!Copy !req
179. His sides are fluffy, too!Copy !req
180. His right foot is fluffy, too!Copy !req
181. His left foot is fluffy, too!Copy !req
182. His tail is even fluffier!Copy !req
183. The back of his ears
are fluffier than his tail.Copy !req
184. What? But when I touched
it, the tail seemed...Copy !req
185. His tail isn't fluffy!Copy !req
186. What's wrong?
Are you hurt somewhere?Copy !req
187. Eureka!Copy !req
188. Hold on.Copy !req
189. Professor?Copy !req
190. Nano! Nano! Nano!Copy !req
191. I invented a scarf that
will allow him to speak!Copy !req
192. Amazing, Professor! That was fast!Copy !req
193. Let's put it on Sakamoto.Copy !req
194. Sakamoto? That cat's
name is Sakamoto?Copy !req
195. Yeah! That's what
was written on his box.Copy !req
196. Doesn't that seem
a bit too simple?Copy !req
197. Finished!Copy !req
198. Will he talk?Copy !req
199. He will.Copy !req
200. I want to hear it...Copy !req
201. That was too much
petting, don't you think?Copy !req
202. When cats meow, they're
almost always hungry.Copy !req
203. I'm sorry. I didn't know.Copy !req
204. Also, my name!Copy !req
205. Calling me Sakamoto just because the box said so is too simple.Copy !req
206. I'm sorry...Copy !req
207. Didn't I tell you?Copy !req
208. But...Copy !req
209. How old are you?Copy !req
210. Eight years old.Copy !req
211. One year old.Copy !req
212. In human years, I'm twenty years old.Copy !req
213. It's Mr. Sakamoto to you.Copy !req
214. I'm grateful that I'll be getting
my food for free from now on...Copy !req
215. but don't forget to
respect your elders.Copy !req
216. And while I have your attention,Copy !req
217. you both should reflect on
how much you should pet a cat.Copy !req
218. To be honest, I don't
dislike being petted,Copy !req
219. but even cats have their limits...Copy !req
220. I'm going to return him to
where we found him, okay?Copy !req
221. Yeah.Copy !req
222. W-wait, wait!Copy !req
223. I'm sorry.Copy !req
224. Here you are.Copy !req
225. Are you sure?Copy !req
226. I haven't paid my rent yet,
and now you're giving me food...Copy !req
227. It's fine. Good neighbors
should help each other in need.Copy !req
228. Let me know if there's
anything else you need.Copy !req
229. Really? In that case...Copy !req
230. I don't suppose I could
borrow some money?Copy !req
231. Don't get cocky over a few favors.Copy !req
232. I'm sorry.Copy !req
233. V-Vice principal, is this...Copy !req
234. What's all the confusion about, Principal?Copy !req
235. Try opening its body...Copy !req
236. If I win,Copy !req
237. I don't have to buy
that thing from the station.Copy !req
238. Okay?Copy !req
239. Okay.Copy !req
240. I've got this!Copy !req
241. Battle for juice, ready...Copy !req
242. Go!Copy !req
243. Mai, that was a false start.Copy !req
244. Right, Mio?Copy !req
245. I guess it was a little early. Just a bit.Copy !req
246. Right? Let's start over!Copy !req
247. Let's start fresh. Ready...Copy !req
248. Go!Copy !req
249. Mai wins!Copy !req
250. I underestimated my
opponent's strength.Copy !req
251. I'm finally warmed up.Copy !req
252. One more time!Copy !req
253. Oh, my. My arm is pretty sore...Copy !req
254. I was up all night!Copy !req
255. My body and mind are heating up.Copy !req
256. Are you ready for the real battle?Copy !req
257. Oh, shoot! I looked away...Copy !req
258. I let her win three times in a row.Copy !req
259. What a surprise!Copy !req
260. Yukko, why don't you...Copy !req
261. Wait.Copy !req
262. Just wait... I see, I see.
I understand now. I get it.Copy !req
263. Your beginner's luck
runs out here, Mai!Copy !req
264. Let's have a fair fight!Copy !req
265. Ready...Copy !req
266. Chest!Copy !req
267. Pretty fun, isn't it?Copy !req
268. What is this?Copy !req
269. Yukko...Copy !req
270. So, this is what they
call arm wrestling?Copy !req
271. Mio, take this!Copy !req
272. Could you hold on
to that for a while?Copy !req
273. It's finally time to
break out the big guns.Copy !req
274. Oh, come on!Copy !req
275. I can't give it my
best if you don't!Copy !req
276. All right? This time,
give it your best shot!Copy !req
277. I'll give it my all, too!Copy !req
278. Earth Dangerous!Copy !req
279. Shooting Shake!Copy !req
280. Death!Copy !req
281. Death!Copy !req
282. Dea...Copy !req
283. What was that...Copy !req
284. I just don't understand.Copy !req
285. Why did I get so worked up over a simple arm wrestling match?Copy !req
286. I forgot I had to use the bathroom.Copy !req
287. I'll be right back.Copy !req
288. I knew something was wrong...Copy !req
289. Yukko.Copy !req
290. That thing from the
station. And 23 juices.Copy !req
291. My arm cramped up, and I got
yelled at for not doing my homework.Copy !req
292. Today sucks...Copy !req
293. But!Copy !req
294. Mai! What's going
to happen to Masao?Copy !req
295. Hey, Mai!Copy !req
296. Fine. I'll buy you another juice.Copy !req
297. Okay.Copy !req
298. All right!Copy !req
299. I don't get it...Copy !req
300. Don't you want to
make some kind of joke?Copy !req
301. Kinase? What is that,
some kind of serenade?Copy !req
302. The next episode of Nichijou is episode 4.Copy !req
303. Don't miss it.Copy !req