1. Shinonome Nano.Copy !req
2. I've used anesthetics,
Mr. Short Circuit, and pitfall traps.Copy !req
3. To have evaded all
the traps I've set for her,Copy !req
4. she must be better
than anticipated.Copy !req
5. I want her!Copy !req
6. Until now, I've attempted to capture her at school in order to avoid suspicion,Copy !req
7. but...Copy !req
8. Could that be...Copy !req
9. Wait! Wait!Copy !req
10. Wait! Stop!Copy !req
11. Let's eat!Copy !req
12. Go get your father.Copy !req
13. What?Copy !req
14. Sis, where's the remote?Copy !req
15. Yesterday, it was
under the kettle.Copy !req
16. It's not him.Copy !req
17. Hey! Who's out there?Copy !req
18. What are you doing?Copy !req
19. A burglar?!Copy !req
20. Crap.Copy !req
21. What? A woman?Copy !req
22. It's Nano.Copy !req
23. Th-thank you.Copy !req
24. Those must be heavy.Copy !req
25. Not at all.Copy !req
26. Thank you.Copy !req
27. Can you carry them yourself?Copy !req
28. Mio! Mio! Big news!Copy !req
29. I'm writing a report. Tell me later.Copy !req
30. Now's not the time for
that! I saw something!Copy !req
31. I saw something crazy!Copy !req
32. What was it?Copy !req
33. Sasahara and Nano
were walking together!Copy !req
34. Huh.Copy !req
35. Huh?Copy !req
36. I expected a bigger reaction.Copy !req
37. So?Copy !req
38. Uh, yeah...Copy !req
39. They seemed to be having
a friendly conversation.Copy !req
40. Huh.Copy !req
41. Well, I'm sure that sort of
thing happens all the time.Copy !req
42. What?Copy !req
43. They're people.
Of course they'll talk.Copy !req
44. What? Was that all?Copy !req
45. Uh, yeah. That's it.Copy !req
46. Listen, I have to finish
this report by next period.Copy !req
47. I need to focus.Copy !req
48. Uh, yeah. Sorry.Copy !req
49. That was boring...Copy !req
50. Well?Copy !req
51. Huh?Copy !req
52. So... what was it?Copy !req
53. What was what?Copy !req
54. I'm asking what they
were talking about.Copy !req
55. You there, Yukko?Copy !req
56. Oh, um...Copy !req
57. Sasahara said her
books looked heavy.Copy !req
58. And?Copy !req
59. That's it.Copy !req
60. Yukko, are you stupid?Copy !req
61. I always thought you were stupid,Copy !req
62. but I never thought
you were this dumb!Copy !req
63. I can't believe you said
you had big news!Copy !req
64. Your idiocy must be a
miracle, don't you think?Copy !req
65. A miracle moron? Just kidding!Copy !req
66. Well, Nano and
Sasahara were kissing.Copy !req
67. Th-th-th-there you go again...Copy !req
68. After greeting each
other with a kiss,Copy !req
69. they went to buy bread together.Copy !req
70. Once they finished
their conversationCopy !req
71. about the bread they'd
bought, Sasahara...Copy !req
72. Sasahara...Copy !req
73. ... removed his clothes.Copy !req
74. Removed his clothes!Copy !req
75. Then, motivated by Sasahara
saying "delicious", they...Copy !req
76. They...Copy !req
77. While in the courtyard...Copy !req
78. In the courtyard!Copy !req
79. I totally forgot! I have
to do that report, too!Copy !req
80. Oh, no...Copy !req
81. We have to think
of our own topic...Copy !req
82. In the courtyard... In the
courtyard... In the courtyard!Copy !req
83. You bought a fried
noodle sub, didn't you?Copy !req
84. But I like it!Copy !req
85. You always get that.Copy !req
86. Would that make you
the fried noodle princess?Copy !req
87. W-well, what did
you get, Koujirou?Copy !req
88. Me?Copy !req
89. I bought a red bean bun.Copy !req
90. That makes you...Copy !req
91. What is it?Copy !req
92. Nothing at all!Copy !req
93. That makes Koujirou...Copy !req
94. the red bean prince!Copy !req
95. Delicious.Copy !req
96. That makes you...Copy !req
97. What is it?Copy !req
98. Nothing at all!Copy !req
99. That makes Koujirou...Copy !req
100. That makes Koujirou
a beautiful man!Copy !req
101. Let's eat in the courtyard.Copy !req
102. Let's!Copy !req
103. And then the teacher
ate a wild whale.Copy !req
104. Is that true?Copy !req
105. It's true...Copy !req
106. If it's true, that would be outside the
200 nautical mile exclusive fishing zone.Copy !req
107. That's not a problem.Copy !req
108. That teacher is an Eskimo.Copy !req
109. Nano...Copy !req
110. You have a bit of
bread on your face.Copy !req
111. That delicate moment
floated in on a spring breeze.Copy !req
112. Our gentle time together...Copy !req
113. Rendezvous!Copy !req
114. No progress! No progress!Copy !req
115. I can't finish my report like this!Copy !req
116. Yukko!Copy !req
117. I had just thought of a topic!Copy !req
118. What did they do
in the courtyard?!Copy !req
119. Shut up, already!Copy !req
120. Uh, um...Copy !req
121. Addis Ababa!Copy !req
122. I have to...Copy !req
123. I have to go to the courtyard!Copy !req
124. I have to enter that
off-color Garden of Eden!Copy !req
125. Thank you.Copy !req
126. It was nothing.Copy !req
127. Farewell.Copy !req
128. Huh? Naganohara, what's wrong?Copy !req
129. Nano...Copy !req
130. Yes?Copy !req
131. I heard that you ate a fried noodle
sub with Sasahara in the courtyard.Copy !req
132. Sasahara?Copy !req
133. Oh, him?Copy !req
134. He just picked up my book.Copy !req
135. That's all?Copy !req
136. Yes. That's all.Copy !req
137. Really? No noodle subs?Copy !req
138. What are you talking about?Copy !req
139. Aw, come on.Copy !req
140. Tell me who you like, Yumi.Copy !req
141. I don't know...Copy !req
142. I promise I won't tell anyone.Copy !req
143. If I ever do, I'll give
you one million yen.Copy !req
144. Really? Promise, okay?Copy !req
145. Okay!Copy !req
146. Takashi.Copy !req
147. Listen up, everyone!
Yumi likes Takashi!Copy !req
148. I see.Copy !req
149. Head!Copy !req
150. Thank you.Copy !req
151. Here.Copy !req
152. That damned genius.Copy !req
153. It's rare to see you come to the dojo.Copy !req
154. With the tournament coming up,Copy !req
155. it's better to practice here,
with an instructor, than at school.Copy !req
156. Besides, I'm glad Naganohara came.Copy !req
157. She hasn't been
showing up at all lately.Copy !req
158. What? Really?Copy !req
159. She says practice makes her weaker.Copy !req
160. She's a monster.Copy !req
161. Who do you usually
practice with, then?Copy !req
162. The instructor, and...Copy !req
163. oh yeah, Sasahara's
been stopping by a lot.Copy !req
164. Sasahara?!Copy !req
165. Why would he come by?Copy !req
166. Why?Copy !req
167. You've gone to the same
dojo since middle school,Copy !req
168. so why wouldn't he come?Copy !req
169. Well, yeah, but...Copy !req
170. And why didn't
you already know?Copy !req
171. Don't you talk at school?
Aren't you in the same club?Copy !req
172. No, we're not.Copy !req
173. He's been in the acting
club since our first year.Copy !req
174. What?!Copy !req
175. The acting club?Copy !req
176. Why isn't he in the kendo club?Copy !req
177. How should I know?Copy !req
178. If you subtract kendo from Sasahara,Copy !req
179. all that's left is a funny guy.Copy !req
180. You're only saying that because
you've only seen him at the dojo.Copy !req
181. What does that mean?Copy !req
182. Listen, the Sasahara who
joined the school acting clubCopy !req
183. is out of his mind.Copy !req
184. It's grape juice.Copy !req
185. I can see that...Copy !req
186. Right?Copy !req
187. But why didn't you invite
Sasahara to join the kendo club?Copy !req
188. It's a waste.Copy !req
189. What? Why do I have to invite him?Copy !req
190. He can do what he wants.Copy !req
191. But Sasahara could
make it to the nationals!Copy !req
192. Who cares?Copy !req
193. Besides, he's an idiot for joining the acting club without saying a word.Copy !req
194. An idiot, an idiot... a huge idiot!Copy !req
195. Well, but...Copy !req
196. if you insist,Copy !req
197. I guess I could invite him.Copy !req
198. She's so easy to read...Copy !req
199. Well?Copy !req
200. When does Sasahara usually come?Copy !req
201. Lately, he's been stopping by about once every three days.Copy !req
202. So he'll probably be there tomorrow...Copy !req
203. I see... I mean, it's not like I care.Copy !req
204. Hey, Sis.Copy !req
205. What?Copy !req
206. Why don't you confess
your love to Sasahara?Copy !req
207. Middle schoolers are too
young to say stuff like that!Copy !req
208. I'm going on ahead!Copy !req
209. Sis, you're too pure-hearted.Copy !req
210. It's cold...Copy !req
211. Cold attack!Copy !req
212. Later!Copy !req
213. I see.Copy !req
214. That was delicious.Copy !req
215. Thank you for the food!Copy !req
216. Professor...Copy !req
217. You have to eat your onions, too.Copy !req
218. I think I might be a
little young for onions.Copy !req
219. What does that mean?Copy !req
220. Either way, you need
to finish your food.Copy !req
221. But onions are bitter,
so I don't really get them.Copy !req
222. If you don't finish your food,
then starting tomorrow, no snacks for you.Copy !req
223. You should follow
Mr. Sakamoto's example.Copy !req
224. He always eats...Copy !req
225. Sorry. I can't help you...Copy !req
226. Mr. Sakamoto, what's wrong?Copy !req
227. A-are you okay?Copy !req
228. Don't worry. It's just a cold.Copy !req
229. A little rest will cure it...Copy !req
230. But you haven't eaten anything.Copy !req
231. You should have something.Copy !req
232. No, I'm fine.Copy !req
233. Do you want some milk?Copy !req
234. No...Copy !req
235. This is a problem.
What can you eat?Copy !req
236. No, I don't want
anything right now.Copy !req
237. But...Copy !req
238. Sakamoto wants to eat onions.Copy !req
239. Are you trying to kill me?Copy !req
240. Is there anything you want?Copy !req
241. No.Copy !req
242. I'll leave out some milk.Copy !req
243. If you want anything
to eat, just let me know.Copy !req
244. I'll go buy it.Copy !req
245. Okay.Copy !req
246. Huh?Copy !req
247. Since I'm sick, too,
I think I want some chocolate.Copy !req
248. Please eat your
onions, Professor.Copy !req
249. What?Copy !req
250. Why does Sakamoto get
whatever he wants, but I don't?!Copy !req
251. Because Mr. Sakamoto is sick.Copy !req
252. I'm sick, too!Copy !req
253. You're perfectly healthy.Copy !req
254. When I'm sick, I want
chocolate! I have a cold, too!Copy !req
255. If you have a cold,
you have to take medicine.Copy !req
256. Do you want some medicine?Copy !req
257. I give up!Copy !req
258. Oh, Professor!Copy !req
259. Professor...Copy !req
260. Go away!Copy !req
261. You don't like me, so you're
mean to me about onions!Copy !req
262. You like Sakamoto more, so you
don't make Sakamoto eat onions!Copy !req
263. That's not it.
Cats can't eat onions.Copy !req
264. I've never heard that before!Copy !req
265. Oh, well.Copy !req
266. I like you more, Professor.Copy !req
267. Really?Copy !req
268. Yes.Copy !req
269. Then, can I have some chocolate?Copy !req
270. Let me think...Copy !req
271. if you eat your onions, then sure.Copy !req
272. What? Why?!Copy !req
273. You said you like me more!Copy !req
274. Then I like Mr. Sakamoto more.Copy !req
275. What? Which is it?Copy !req
276. I like you both.Copy !req
277. What does that mean?Copy !req
278. Sakamoto, what does it mean?Copy !req
279. Which floor?Copy !req
280. Seven, please.Copy !req
281. Thank you.Copy !req
282. Now that I think about it,
I haven't been shy this year.Copy !req
283. Uh, Naganohara, your
plan for the future is...Copy !req
284. ...to become a cartoonist?Copy !req
285. Y-yes.Copy !req
286. Naganohara,
you certainly are good at art.Copy !req
287. Oh, not really...Copy !req
288. I encourage you to
pursue your dreams.Copy !req
289. Please do your best.Copy !req
290. Let's see... Yukko wants melon juice.Copy !req
291. What should I get?Copy !req
292. Well, money's tight this month,Copy !req
293. so I'll get plain old banana juice.Copy !req
294. Oh, thank—Copy !req
295. Sa... Sa... Sa... Sa...
Sa... Sa-Sa-Sa-Sa...Copy !req
296. Sasahara!Copy !req
297. What's wrong?Copy !req
298. You look like a dove
that's been shot.Copy !req
299. Oh, s-s-sorry!Copy !req
300. Uh, um... what should I do?Copy !req
301. I have to say something.Copy !req
302. U-um...Copy !req
303. Nice weather we're having.Copy !req
304. What am I saying?!Copy !req
305. It's super-overcast!Copy !req
306. How deep.Copy !req
307. Yes.Copy !req
308. Does this coin belong to you?Copy !req
309. Ah, yes.Copy !req
310. I see.Copy !req
311. Thank you very much.Copy !req
312. Huh? Oh, sure.Copy !req
313. What a surprise, for this to happen.Copy !req
314. What?Copy !req
315. I happened to forget
my wallet today.Copy !req
316. I came to this vending machine,
in the hopes of quenching my thirst.Copy !req
317. There, I found a coin.Copy !req
318. Heaven must have smiled upon me.Copy !req
319. This beverage I am
about to consumeCopy !req
320. is holy water from the heavens.Copy !req
321. Um...Copy !req
322. This vending machine...Copy !req
323. is quite the trickster!Copy !req
324. Y-yes!Copy !req
325. For this vending machine
to fool me like this...Copy !req
326. What an unusually bold
machine it must be.Copy !req
327. I like you! I shall give
you a single coin!Copy !req
328. S-Sasahara...Copy !req
329. I have no proof, but...Copy !req
330. I feel like I've gotten
closer to Sasahara.Copy !req
331. Mio, where's my melon juice?Copy !req
332. Was she trying to
tell me something?Copy !req
333. Naganohara's so strong,
people say she's invincible.Copy !req
334. Knight. A knight...Copy !req
335. Speaking of knights...Copy !req
336. Why don't you confess your love?Copy !req
337. Sis, the bath's open.Copy !req
338. I wonder if Sasahara's
also looking at this moon.Copy !req
339. Sasahara, you're pretty good.Copy !req
340. Let's practice together
again sometime.Copy !req
341. All right!Copy !req
342. Next time, I'll teach
you my finishing move!Copy !req
343. Sis!Copy !req
344. Look, look, look, look...Copy !req
345. Sisters!Copy !req
346. Don't come in without permission.Copy !req
347. What were you thinking about?Copy !req
348. Shut up! Who cares
what I was thinking?Copy !req
349. Don't get so embarrassed.Copy !req
350. I'm not embarrassed!
Just leave me alone...Copy !req
351. Always out of change when
you have no ten-yen coins.Copy !req
352. That's me, the law of
the vending machine.Copy !req
353. The next episode of
Nichijou is episode 25.Copy !req
354. Don't miss it.Copy !req