1. Morning!Copy !req
2. First!Copy !req
3. Stag beetle.Copy !req
4. What are you doing, Aioi?Copy !req
5. Wh-what are you
doing here this early?Copy !req
6. I'm on duty today.Copy !req
7. Oh, why don't you help me
take out the garbage?Copy !req
8. Teacher, please don't tell anyone...Copy !req
9. We'll see...Copy !req
10. You're killing me!Copy !req
11. That was close...Copy !req
12. Mio.Copy !req
13. I made some jam yesterday.Copy !req
14. Want to try some?Copy !req
15. What's gotten into you?Copy !req
16. Well, the other day, I finished
off your marmalade.Copy !req
17. Oh! Oh, that...Copy !req
18. You must be getting a bit more feminine if you're making jam.Copy !req
19. Don't make fun of me!Copy !req
20. Try guessing what
kind of jam I made.Copy !req
21. Okay, okay.Copy !req
22. Let's try a little.Copy !req
23. Gross!Copy !req
24. Gross! Gross! Gross! Gross! Gross!Copy !req
25. It's so gross, I don't
know what I'm tasting!Copy !req
26. Here, Mio!
Have some Russian tea!Copy !req
27. Hot!Copy !req
28. Hot! Hot! It's hot, it's hot,Copy !req
29. and it's gross!Copy !req
30. Gross! Gross! Gross! Gross! Gross!Copy !req
31. Here, Mio! Cool your
tongue with some jam!Copy !req
32. Gross!Copy !req
33. Gross! Gross! Gross! Gross! Gross!Copy !req
34. Gross! Gross! Gross! Gross! Gross!Copy !req
35. Water!Copy !req
36. Water, water, water! Water, water, water!Copy !req
37. Water, water, water! Water, water, water!Copy !req
38. Water, water, water! Water, water, water!Copy !req
39. Water, water, water! Water, water, water!Copy !req
40. Water!Copy !req
41. Milk!Copy !req
42. Milk! Milk!Copy !req
43. Milk, milk, milk!Copy !req
44. Mio, I put the
leftover jam in there.Copy !req
45. What flavor could possibly cause such unmatched revulsion?Copy !req
46. It's so gross! Gross, gross, gross, gross...Copy !req
47. Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross!Copy !req
48. Mio, are you okay?Copy !req
49. Okay? Am I okay?Copy !req
50. Of course I'm not okay!Copy !req
51. Your jam was so disgusting,
my life flashed before my eyes!Copy !req
52. I thought it tasted bad, but I didn't think it would be that strong.Copy !req
53. Why would you make something you knew would be disgusting?!Copy !req
54. I thought it might be fun.Copy !req
55. You idiot...Copy !req
56. Well, whatever.Copy !req
57. So, what flavor do
you think it is?Copy !req
58. Who cares?Copy !req
59. I bet you put shit-covered
fish or something in it!Copy !req
60. Close!Copy !req
61. The secret ingredient is...Copy !req
62. salt-cured fish!Copy !req
63. It stinks!Copy !req
64. That day was the first and
last time I had salt-cured fish.Copy !req
65. Mako!Copy !req
66. Dad will be late tonight,
so I'm getting takeout.Copy !req
67. Is there anything you'd like?Copy !req
68. This place is a mess...Copy !req
69. Honestly...Copy !req
70. he never cleans, no matter
how many times I ask.Copy !req
71. Maybe I should scold him...Copy !req
72. I-I-I-I-Is this wh-wh-wh-what I think it is?Copy !req
73. Hey! What are you doing?Copy !req
74. You startled me...Copy !req
75. I told you to stay out!Copy !req
76. If you come in here again,
I'll do... you know! You know!Copy !req
77. I'm sorry.Copy !req
78. Right... I need to
scold him today.Copy !req
79. Hey!Copy !req
80. I told you not to barge in!Copy !req
81. Uh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
82. And why are you
cleaning my room?Copy !req
83. Because you never
clean it yourself!Copy !req
84. The layout's perfect the way it is!Copy !req
85. Just stay out of my room!Copy !req
86. Mako?Copy !req
87. Why do you keep coming in?Copy !req
88. I think you're a little
young for these!Copy !req
89. I think you're a little
young for these!Copy !req
90. I think you're a
little young for these!Copy !req
91. Y-y-you...Copy !req
92. I think you're a little young for these!!!Copy !req
93. Is that...Copy !req
94. I-i-i-is that...Copy !req
95. That's...Copy !req
96. Y-you... What?Copy !req
97. What?Copy !req
98. What is that? What
are you talking about?Copy !req
99. That totally isn't mine.Copy !req
100. I found it in your room!Copy !req
101. What? I've never seen
that before in my life!Copy !req
102. Besides, since when
was this my room?Copy !req
103. It might not even be my room!Copy !req
104. Either way, I think you're
too young for these!Copy !req
105. You shouldn't have this!Copy !req
106. What? I have no idea
what you're talking about!Copy !req
107. I don't understand a
thing you're saying!Copy !req
108. Then I'll throw this away!Copy !req
109. That belongs to my club president!Copy !req
110. What?Copy !req
111. You aren't seriously thinking about
throwing away someone else's stuff, right?Copy !req
112. I'm sorry!Copy !req
113. I just peeked inside,
and it's sort of amazing...Copy !req
114. But you shouldn't be
looking at these yet.Copy !req
115. You'll become a delinquent...Copy !req
116. Got it! I won't look at them!Copy !req
117. I won't look at them,
so stay out of my room!Copy !req
118. This sucks...Copy !req
119. What does Mr. Takasaki see in her?Copy !req
120. Mako, are you mad?Copy !req
121. Can't you at least knock?Copy !req
122. But I thought you might be mad...Copy !req
123. I'm not mad!Copy !req
124. See? You are mad.Copy !req
125. I'm not mad!
I'm not mad, so get out!Copy !req
126. If you don't knock
next time, I'll... you know!Copy !req
127. I totally will!Copy !req
128. I want to live alone...Copy !req
129. I messed up today...Copy !req
130. He says his room is clean, even
though it looks like a typhoon hit it.Copy !req
131. And that book
wasn't Mako's, either.Copy !req
132. But the morals at school
have gotten pretty lax.Copy !req
133. I have to keep it together,
at school and at home.Copy !req
134. I'm the student adviser!Copy !req
135. I completely forgot...Copy !req
136. Mako, I'm ordering some takeout.Copy !req
137. How many times do
I have to tell you?!Copy !req
138. Um, about this
"Hopes for the Future" section...Copy !req
139. do you have any
dreams or goals?Copy !req
140. Oh, yes.Copy !req
141. Um...Copy !req
142. Oh! I'd like to be on
TV once, before I die!Copy !req
143. Um, that's not what I mean.Copy !req
144. I'm sorry. I guess I didn't
ask the right question.Copy !req
145. Is there a job or career
you'd like to pursue?Copy !req
146. Oh, um, let's see... yes, um...Copy !req
147. I'd like to be a teacher
like you, Ms. Sakurai!Copy !req
148. Like... me?Copy !req
149. Oh, um... uh... well...Copy !req
150. This is our sash!Copy !req
151. It's up to you, Nakamura!Copy !req
152. This is our last college run!Copy !req
153. He's dropping out!Copy !req
154. Tokisadame University
has withdrawn.Copy !req
155. Hey, Nano.Copy !req
156. Yes, what is it?Copy !req
157. On our way to your house,
we ran into the professor.Copy !req
158. But some dogs attacked us.Copy !req
159. Sounds like you had some trouble.Copy !req
160. Tell the professor we'll
come by another time.Copy !req
161. Okay.Copy !req
162. Teacher! Please be our adviser!Copy !req
163. No way! Never!Copy !req
164. What the heck? You said
you'd do it just the other day!Copy !req
165. When did I say that?Copy !req
166. I can't believe it...Copy !req
167. You promised you'd be our
adviser if I could defeat you.Copy !req
168. That one time?Copy !req
169. No! We called that match
a draw due to injury!Copy !req
170. What?Copy !req
171. Well, I guess I'll tell everyone
about your feelings for my sister.Copy !req
172. Where's your club room?Copy !req
173. This way!Copy !req
174. Yes! Today, the Go-Soccer
club will finally get started!Copy !req
175. Yeah!Copy !req
176. President!Copy !req
177. S-sorry for barging in!Copy !req
178. Uh, I brought our new adviser—Copy !req
179. H-hold on!Copy !req
180. Why are you running?Copy !req
181. Mr. Takasaki!Copy !req
182. Looks like he's gone.Copy !req
183. I was just about to go
recruit members, too.Copy !req
184. I can't really explain
this club without Sakurai...Copy !req
185. Whatever. It's my club.Copy !req
186. I'm so nervous...Copy !req
187. Why are you nervous?Copy !req
188. Because you're on your way to confess
your feelings to this Nakanojo guy, right?Copy !req
189. Yeah. He's the punk spirit
of this peaceful school!Copy !req
190. That mohawk is just irresistible.Copy !req
191. Maybe not irresistible,
but it's certainly unique.Copy !req
192. Teacher!Copy !req
193. Wait!Copy !req
194. Hey, Mr. Takasaki... why did you run?Copy !req
195. I haven't played such a passionate Go-Soccer game in a long time.Copy !req
196. I can't imagine anyone
else as our adviser!Copy !req
197. I'm sorry, but I've got...
you know, things...Copy !req
198. I have things... and stuff... well, so...Copy !req
199. You came with me all
the way to the room.Copy !req
200. I have no choice.Copy !req
201. Teacher...Copy !req
202. After seeing this,
can you still refuse?Copy !req
203. You... this is...!Copy !req
204. That's right.Copy !req
205. It's a photograph of my
sister in high school.Copy !req
206. Well, teacher?
What will you do?Copy !req
207. In exchange for this photo,
will you be our adviser?Copy !req
208. I-I want it!Copy !req
209. I want it so much...Copy !req
210. But I feel like if I agree,
I'll lose something important.Copy !req
211. Sakurai...Copy !req
212. Yes?Copy !req
213. Sorry, but...Copy !req
214. it sounds like a good deal to me!Copy !req
215. What am I doing?!Copy !req
216. Great! Then you'll
become our adviser?Copy !req
217. I'm terrible...Copy !req
218. Such inappropriate
behavior for a teacher.Copy !req
219. However, while I may be
a teacher, I'm also a man.Copy !req
220. Necessity knows no law!Copy !req
221. Listen, Sakurai!Copy !req
222. If I'm doing this, we're aiming
for the national championship!Copy !req
223. Got it?Copy !req
224. Yes!Copy !req
225. Great! The Go-Soccer
club begins today!Copy !req
226. We'll get started first
thing tomorrow!Copy !req
227. Yes!Copy !req
228. This is it.Copy !req
229. Oh, really?Copy !req
230. Hey.Copy !req
231. Yes?Copy !req
232. Is Nakanojo here?Copy !req
233. Oh, yes.Copy !req
234. Nakanojo!Copy !req
235. Nakanojo, someone's
here to see you.Copy !req
236. Yes. Can I help you?Copy !req
237. So unappealing...Copy !req
238. Dad, would you
go look for me?Copy !req
239. Okay.Copy !req
240. Well?Copy !req
241. Which is it?Copy !req
242. The train will make
a brief stop here.Copy !req
243. Minakami, what are
you doing here?Copy !req
244. I came to play.Copy !req
245. Thank you for
all these snacks.Copy !req
246. She's the one who
let her dogs bite me!Copy !req
247. What?Copy !req
248. It's definitely her.Copy !req
249. I'll go make some tea.Copy !req
250. What are you doing here?Copy !req
251. Here.Copy !req
252. What is that?Copy !req
253. Yamantaka.Copy !req
254. I don't want it.Copy !req
255. But it's cool.Copy !req
256. It's not cool at all.Copy !req
257. This is interesting.Copy !req
258. What is it?Copy !req
259. A 36-mat apartment with
living, dining, and kitchen.Copy !req
260. That's not interesting at all.Copy !req
261. No bath, no toilet, no windows.Copy !req
262. Not interesting.Copy !req
263. What are you drawing?Copy !req
264. I'm not telling you.Copy !req
265. Here.Copy !req
266. A blue shark.Copy !req
267. It's so cool!Copy !req
268. You can have it.Copy !req
269. Yay!Copy !req
270. Hey, draw another shark!Copy !req
271. Okay.Copy !req
272. Draw a smiling shark!Copy !req
273. Okay.Copy !req
274. Will you trade with me?Copy !req
275. Okay.Copy !req
276. Thanks for waiting...Copy !req
277. Huh?Copy !req
278. Professor, did Minakami leave?Copy !req
279. Yeah, but I told her to
come back and draw more.Copy !req
280. I see.Copy !req
281. I wonder why she came over.Copy !req
282. It is a big deal.Copy !req
283. I'm a graduation photo.Copy !req
284. When someone sees a photo
and says you were cute,Copy !req
285. doesn't it make you think,
"So I'm not cute now?"Copy !req
286. The next episode of
Nichijou is episode 24.Copy !req
287. Don't miss it.Copy !req