1. Science can prove
everything in this world.Copy !req
2. There are many reports of supernatural phenomena from across the globe,Copy !req
3. but there's no way anything
that lame could exist.Copy !req
4. They just can't exist.Copy !req
5. In other words...Copy !req
6. I don't believe in ghosts!Copy !req
7. I came here because I heard that this temple performs exorcisms.Copy !req
8. How may I help you?Copy !req
9. I'll pretend an evil spirit is possessing me while I look for contradictions.Copy !req
10. Lately, I've felt like
something's strangling me.Copy !req
11. Oh, my...Copy !req
12. Here. Use this.Copy !req
13. This is it!Copy !req
14. What kind of baseless ritualistic talisman is he giving me?Copy !req
15. It's good for the throat.Copy !req
16. H-how remarkably logical.Copy !req
17. Was my story too unrealistic?Copy !req
18. I must make him believe me!Copy !req
19. Aren't you listening?Copy !req
20. My throat doesn't just hurt. It...Copy !req
21. feels like I'm being strangled.Copy !req
22. And sometimes,
I hear strange voices,Copy !req
23. like I'm being possessed!Copy !req
24. You know, I think...Copy !req
25. you've just been reading
too many strange books.Copy !req
26. Stay away from me...Copy !req
27. I never thought I'd hear
a professional say that!Copy !req
28. Does this priest even
believe in ghosts?Copy !req
29. But I came all the
way to this temple.Copy !req
30. I can't just leave now!Copy !req
31. Something terrifying
is strangling me!Copy !req
32. Excuse me...Copy !req
33. He saw right through me!Copy !req
34. Of course he did.Copy !req
35. I was an idiot to think my bad
acting could fool a professional!Copy !req
36. I have to take this seriously.Copy !req
37. To convince him,Copy !req
38. I must take it to the limit!Copy !req
39. What?Copy !req
40. Hey! What are you doing?Copy !req
41. What is this?Copy !req
42. What are you doing?Copy !req
43. Y-you brat!Copy !req
44. What are you doing?Copy !req
45. You brat. My temple...Copy !req
46. What are you
doing to my temple?Copy !req
47. I want to become a scientist.Copy !req
48. O-oh, no... I've gone too far.Copy !req
49. I will explain the
world with science,Copy !req
50. and make everyone understand.Copy !req
51. And when the time comes,
I will have but one thing to say...Copy !req
52. Are you all right?Copy !req
53. Be...Copy !req
54. Begone, evil spirit!Copy !req
55. ..."the true evil
spirits are just people".Copy !req
56. You're open!Copy !req
57. Who's there?Copy !req
58. Mihoshi, long time no see.Copy !req
59. It's you, Naganohara!Copy !req
60. I haven't seen you since before you entered middle school.Copy !req
61. That's because you
never come to the dojo.Copy !req
62. I haven't been going to
practice at college, either.Copy !req
63. I'm playing hooky.Copy !req
64. But you still managed to win at that national tournament!Copy !req
65. You damned genius!Copy !req
66. Are you going to the dojo?Copy !req
67. Yeah, my club just ended.Copy !req
68. Are you coming too, Naganohara?Copy !req
69. Eh, the more I practice,
the weaker I get.Copy !req
70. What are you saying,
you damned genius?Copy !req
71. I have to admit she's strong.Copy !req
72. But I can't accept her strengthCopy !req
73. when she hardly even practices!Copy !req
74. I heard that when Naganohara
was in seventh grade,Copy !req
75. she scored a point against
the assistant instructor.Copy !req
76. Against the assistant instructor!Copy !req
77. I'm a middle school student too,
but I don't even stand a chance.Copy !req
78. I go to the dojo after my club,Copy !req
79. and I practice on weekends, too!Copy !req
80. The assistant instructor said,
"Hard work will always open doors."Copy !req
81. A black cat.Copy !req
82. Here, kitty.Copy !req
83. Seeing her makes
me question myself.Copy !req
84. Ah, so cute...Copy !req
85. I want to try to hit her.Copy !req
86. Just one blow.Copy !req
87. Maybe now, I could...Copy !req
88. For now, this is all I can do.
But maybe someday, in a match...Copy !req
89. And someday, against
the assistant instructor, too!Copy !req
90. You damned genius!Copy !req
91. S-sorry!Copy !req
92. Assistant Instructor!Copy !req
93. So cold.Copy !req
94. Do a good job, got it?Copy !req
95. Father wants me to
follow in his footsteps.Copy !req
96. Give this balloon to
any kids who come by.Copy !req
97. But I won't fall for it.Copy !req
98. I'll look for a chance to escape!Copy !req
99. This balloon...Copy !req
100. doesn't float!Copy !req
101. In the end, everyone
hopes for a happy ending.Copy !req
102. Professor, what are
you asking Santa for?Copy !req
103. I want chocolate
and colored pencils,Copy !req
104. and cake erasers and... and...Copy !req
105. You're asking for all that? No fair.Copy !req
106. Then, I want two cartons of eggs,
five hundred grams of beef,Copy !req
107. an Ivan Bilibin book, and—Copy !req
108. I already asked for lots of stuff,Copy !req
109. so you only get one thing!Copy !req
110. What?Copy !req
111. Nano, um...Copy !req
112. You can still ask for a little...Copy !req
113. I'll even let you borrow this...Copy !req
114. Hello!Copy !req
115. Hooray! It's Santa!Copy !req
116. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
117. I don't have time for this farce!Copy !req
118. I'll take off this mask and...Copy !req
119. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
120. Trying to run, Tsuyoshi?Copy !req
121. Dad!Copy !req
122. This time, I made some
modifications to the mask.Copy !req
123. Modifications?Copy !req
124. Underneath that mask, there's...Copy !req
125. ...wet paint!Copy !req
126. Ow, hot!Copy !req
127. Crap! I dropped my meat bun!Copy !req
128. I didn't even get a single bite...Copy !req
129. There, there, Weboshi.Copy !req
130. If that bun were
poisoned, you'd be dead.Copy !req
131. See? You're lucky.Copy !req
132. I'm not lucky.Copy !req
133. This is supposed to be the
best part about walking home.Copy !req
134. If you're always positive,Copy !req
135. good luck will eventually find you.Copy !req
136. You should be grateful
your meat bun fell.Copy !req
137. What's with the optimism?Copy !req
138. I've decided to be positive,
no matter what happens.Copy !req
139. If you remove the dirty
parts, you can still eat it.Copy !req
140. The poison scenario
sure disappeared fast...Copy !req
141. If you remove the dirty parts...Copy !req
142. Ow!Copy !req
143. Ice save!Copy !req
144. See? Fortune favors the upbeat.Copy !req
145. It's merry magic!Copy !req
146. But my meat bun's finished.Copy !req
147. Now's the time to look
on the bright side.Copy !req
148. If that bun were
poisoned, you'd be dead.Copy !req
149. You don't have many
variations, do you?Copy !req
150. Even if I cut off the dirty parts,Copy !req
151. I don't want the part
with ice cream on it...Copy !req
152. Come on. Positive thoughts,
positive thoughts!Copy !req
153. Oh no!Copy !req
154. The bun's heat must
have weakened it.Copy !req
155. If I pretend the ice cream
was poisoned, it's no big deal...Copy !req
156. You were just eating it!Copy !req
157. What's wrong?Copy !req
158. You used up all your
positive attitude's mojo!Copy !req
159. No, God must be warning me not
to eat two and get a stomachache.Copy !req
160. Oh? You're pretty
determined today.Copy !req
161. And this ice cream...Copy !req
162. If it had been soft serve,
it'd definitely be gone.Copy !req
163. But I can wash off the
dirt from this frozen treat.Copy !req
164. I'm grateful for that.Copy !req
165. You're still going to eat it?Copy !req
166. Wait!Copy !req
167. How is it?Copy !req
168. It looks wet.Copy !req
169. Come on, Fet! Positive
thinking, positive thinking!Copy !req
170. I give up!Copy !req
171. If you refuse to
take over my job,Copy !req
172. I'll set a second trap,
and then a third.Copy !req
173. Dad...Copy !req
174. this...Copy !req
175. You...Copy !req
176. is my...Copy !req
177. Impossible!Copy !req
178. answer!Copy !req
179. Tachibana, what will
you do after graduation?Copy !req
180. I'm deciding between
college and culinary school.Copy !req
181. Culinary school, huh?Copy !req
182. Wha... wh-wh-wh-what?Copy !req
183. Marry him?Copy !req
184. Calm down, Tachibana.Copy !req
185. You tie it like this, and...Copy !req
186. All done.Copy !req
187. I'm home!Copy !req
188. Oh, Nano, I'm going for
a walk with Sakamoto.Copy !req
189. My friends are
coming over to study.Copy !req
190. Is that okay?Copy !req
191. Okay. I wanna hang out
too, so I'll be back soon.Copy !req
192. See you later!Copy !req
193. Okay!Copy !req
194. Hey, what are you doing, kid?Copy !req
195. You're killing me!
You're killing me...Copy !req
196. Okay! I'll listen!Copy !req
197. What do you want? What?Copy !req
198. A shark.Copy !req
199. Don't be ridiculous!Copy !req
200. Crying by myself...Copy !req
201. I'm the one who wants to cry!Copy !req
202. Okay, a shark?Copy !req
203. No problem!Copy !req
204. I'll get it right away...Copy !req
205. so get this off me!Copy !req
206. Dogs...Copy !req
207. They're dogs,
so they might bite me.Copy !req
208. Sakamoto, dogs.
They might bite us...Copy !req
209. Wh-wh-what, y-y-you're scared of dogs?Copy !req
210. They're on a leash,
so they can't bite us.Copy !req
211. We have to run!Copy !req
212. Got it! Let's run!Copy !req
213. Sakamoto! We can't run!Copy !req
214. Don't give up! If you give up, it's over!Copy !req
215. Get the owner to put
them on their leash!Copy !req
216. We're done for!Copy !req
217. No, no, no... think harder!Copy !req
218. What can we do? What can we do?Copy !req
219. What to do... what to do...Copy !req
220. What to do, what to do...Copy !req
221. I had a gummy in my pocket.Copy !req
222. That's it! We'll run
while they eat it!Copy !req
223. I know! Invent something
that can help us escape!Copy !req
224. Oh, right! I forgot!Copy !req
225. Sakamoto...Copy !req
226. What?Copy !req
227. I don't have the equipment
to make anything!Copy !req
228. Damn it!Copy !req
229. Boil me or fry me!
Do whatever you want with me!Copy !req
230. Boil me...Copy !req
231. Fry me...Copy !req
232. Do whatever you want...Copy !req
233. Dinner.Copy !req
234. They're gonna eat us,
they're gonna eat us...Copy !req
235. If they get us,
we might be eaten...Copy !req
236. Professor?Copy !req
237. Why are you crying?
Are you lost?Copy !req
238. Yukko!Copy !req
239. So this is the professor
you were talking about?Copy !req
240. Sakamoto's with you?
Let me pet him...Copy !req
241. No, Yukko, you have
to defeat the dogs!Copy !req
242. He's unbelievably fluffy!Copy !req
243. I'm next!Copy !req
244. Don't be ridiculous!Copy !req
245. Stop the dogs...Copy !req
246. I understand. He bit you,
so you want revenge.Copy !req
247. No, he's about to bite us!Copy !req
248. What? I bet you're afraid
of dogs, you scaredy cat!Copy !req
249. No! He's a dog,
so he'll bite us!Copy !req
250. Look at him. This docile
dog wouldn't bite anyone.Copy !req
251. He will!Copy !req
252. No, he won't.Copy !req
253. He will!Copy !req
254. Think he'll chew
gum? Just kidding.Copy !req
255. He will!Copy !req
256. Then watch this.Copy !req
257. Shake.Copy !req
258. Yukko, are you okay?Copy !req
259. If you don't go near him,
he won't bite you.Copy !req
260. Yukko... Yukko...Copy !req
261. It's okay. Yukko's just stupid, okay?Copy !req
262. Okay...Copy !req
263. Let's get Yukko and
go to Nano's, okay?Copy !req
264. You know Nano?Copy !req
265. Of course I—Copy !req
266. Where have you been?! You have to keep your dogs on leashes!Copy !req
267. Did they play with you?Copy !req
268. What are you talking about?!
They almost bit me!Copy !req
269. Here.Copy !req
270. Shark chocolate!Copy !req
271. Thank you very much.Copy !req
272. I got some chocolate,
and the dogs are gone.Copy !req
273. Isn't that great, Sakamoto?Copy !req
274. Only little kids are afraid of dogs.Copy !req
275. Hurry up and get this leash off me!Copy !req
276. I got some chocolate, so I will.Copy !req
277. Huh?Copy !req
278. What's wrong?Copy !req
279. Sakamoto, take it off. It's too tight.Copy !req
280. I would if I could!Copy !req
281. Let's get Yukko to do it.Copy !req
282. Yukko, untie this.Copy !req
283. Hey, Yukko. Hey, Yukko.Copy !req
284. Hey.Copy !req
285. Is that...Copy !req
286. We're home.Copy !req
287. There were lots of dogs...Copy !req
288. You're so sweaty!Copy !req
289. Oh, right! I have some chocolate!Copy !req
290. Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate,
chocolate, chocolate.Copy !req
291. Shark chocolate, chocolate, chocolate,
shark, shark, shark chocolate.Copy !req
292. Aioi and Naganohara sure are late...Copy !req
293. They should be over here.Copy !req
294. What is this?Copy !req
295. There's Buddy...Copy !req
296. and another Buddy.Copy !req
297. What are they doing?Copy !req
298. Gramps!Copy !req
299. Humans help each
other out, Takashi.Copy !req
300. Animals are the same, Takashi.Copy !req
301. Don't underestimate the bondCopy !req
302. between animals
and humans, Takashi.Copy !req
303. Gramps...Copy !req
304. I'm Kiyoshi.Copy !req
305. I'm melon bread.Copy !req
306. Humans, you spend
an eternity debatingCopy !req
307. whether melon-flavored
is better or not.Copy !req
308. The next episode of Nichijou is episode 23.Copy !req
309. Don't miss it.Copy !req