1. I bet she's really good at doing math in her head!Copy !req
2. Who is?Copy !req
3. Nano!Copy !req
4. She's a robot, so she ought
to have some robot-like functions.Copy !req
5. What are you talking about?Copy !req
6. There's no way she's a robot.Copy !req
7. What?Copy !req
8. But she has that key on her back!Copy !req
9. That's the only thing
that makes you think she's a robot?Copy !req
10. That's ridiculous.Copy !req
11. No, just think about it.Copy !req
12. She's a robot.Copy !req
13. It's amazing!Copy !req
14. It's, you know... amazing!Copy !req
15. What? That's not a reason at all.Copy !req
16. Which is why I'm thinking
we should find out if she really is a robot.Copy !req
17. What?Copy !req
18. Don't do that...Copy !req
19. Don't worry! I've got a plan.Copy !req
20. Nano!Copy !req
21. Y-yes?Copy !req
22. I have a question.Copy !req
23. What's 3,260 plus 260 divided by 320?Copy !req
24. Um, 3,260 plus...Copy !req
25. If it's too hard,Copy !req
26. you could use all of your functions.Copy !req
27. Wait, Yukko, this is your plan?Copy !req
28. I'm sorry...Copy !req
29. Then, I'll accept your offer.Copy !req
30. Got her!Copy !req
31. It's an abacus!Copy !req
32. Um, from the top...Copy !req
33. She's serious!Copy !req
34. Uh, one, two, three...Copy !req
35. Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh...Copy !req
36. she's a beginner!Copy !req
37. Um, 3,260 plus...Copy !req
38. She's not even using the abacus!Copy !req
39. Hey, Yukko?Copy !req
40. Aioi?Copy !req
41. Are you okay?Copy !req
42. I'm fine.Copy !req
43. I have a feeling you were right...Copy !req
44. Didn't I tell you that she wasn't a robot?Copy !req
45. Are you okay?Copy !req
46. Do you want something to drink?Copy !req
47. Is that...Copy !req
48. Could this be...Copy !req
49. Could this be...Copy !req
50. oil?!Copy !req
51. It's soup!Copy !req
52. Yukko?Copy !req
53. Uh, um...Copy !req
54. Minakami.Copy !req
55. Here.Copy !req
56. It's a fastball!Copy !req
57. Oil?Copy !req
58. Here.Copy !req
59. Uh, are you sure?Copy !req
60. Thank you.Copy !req
61. She's drinking it!Copy !req
62. A swing and a miss!Copy !req
63. You can have this, too.Copy !req
64. A curveball!Copy !req
65. Monkey wrench!Copy !req
66. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
67. You really saved me!Copy !req
68. She's eating it!Copy !req
69. Another swing and a miss!Copy !req
70. Both of you, cut it out, already.Copy !req
71. You're bothering Nano.Copy !req
72. Bonding...Copy !req
73. I just wanted to be friends.Copy !req
74. Sheesh...Copy !req
75. This isn't the way to do it.Copy !req
76. If anything, it'll make her hate you!Copy !req
77. Sorry...Copy !req
78. I don't believe you...Copy !req
79. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
80. What? But...Copy !req
81. Oh, I know.Copy !req
82. If you don't need this, I'll drink it.Copy !req
83. See? You heard her.Copy !req
84. What are you talking about?Copy !req
85. Did my tooth come out?Copy !req
86. Why don't you put yourself in her shoes?Copy !req
87. I want to know how someone could create something of such high quality.Copy !req
88. Shinonome Nano,
who transferred here the other day...Copy !req
89. That presence...Copy !req
90. That key.Copy !req
91. She must be a robot...Copy !req
92. Who would refrain from
announcing her existence,Copy !req
93. and send her to this school instead?Copy !req
94. Examine her...Copy !req
95. I want to examine her!Copy !req
96. And I want to make her mine.Copy !req
97. Ms. Nakamura, here are the books you wanted.Copy !req
98. She's here! I'll make my move!Copy !req
99. Please excuse me.Copy !req
100. Shinonome, hold on.Copy !req
101. Why not have a cup of coffee?Copy !req
102. Huh? Oh, I wouldn't want to trouble you...Copy !req
103. Don't be shy. I just made some.Copy !req
104. Let me thank you for bringing me those books.Copy !req
105. Have a cup.Copy !req
106. Then, just one.Copy !req
107. First, I'll see if tranquilizers work on her.Copy !req
108. If not,Copy !req
109. I'll sic my "Mr. Short Circuit"
that I made yesterday on her.Copy !req
110. Drink up.Copy !req
111. Thank you.Copy !req
112. I drank it.Copy !req
113. Endure it...Copy !req
114. Endure it!Copy !req
115. Please excuse me.Copy !req
116. But still, Mr. Short Circuit...Copy !req
117. Mr. Short Circuit...Copy !req
118. Oh, right.Copy !req
119. I heard that Nakamura,
the science teacher, fainted.Copy !req
120. Nakamura seems to faint a lot.Copy !req
121. Today was a close call...Copy !req
122. But Aioi and MinakamiCopy !req
123. seem really nice.Copy !req
124. Maybe we could...Copy !req
125. Eat this!Copy !req
126. Rocket Punch!Copy !req
127. Boom!Copy !req
128. This is the Rocket Punch's maximum power!Copy !req
129. Professor, Professor!Copy !req
130. Oh, Nano, welcome home.Copy !req
131. Oh, Nano, welcome home.Copy !req
132. Why did you say that twice?Copy !req
133. Forget it.Copy !req
134. Please remove this...Copy !req
135. Why?Copy !req
136. "Why"?Copy !req
137. Because it's hard to sit in chairs,Copy !req
138. and everyone gives me weird looks.Copy !req
139. Someone even videotaped me.Copy !req
140. But so far, I've managed to fool everyone.Copy !req
141. What? But it's cute...Copy !req
142. As long as I have this key,Copy !req
143. nobody's going to treat me
like an ordinary girl.Copy !req
144. I'm sure it'll be popular.Copy !req
145. I don't care.Copy !req
146. I want to have an ordinary...Copy !req
147. Why did you give me this weapon?Copy !req
148. I'm just glad this didn't happen at school.Copy !req
149. Nano, why don't you want anyone to know you're a robot?Copy !req
150. Because it's not cute, of course.Copy !req
151. Robots are cute!Copy !req
152. They are not!Copy !req
153. They're cute.Copy !req
154. Even this gun?Copy !req
155. They're cute.Copy !req
156. Even the toe USB?Copy !req
157. They're cute!Copy !req
158. Even the sweet bun in my forehead?Copy !req
159. They're cute!Copy !req
160. Professor, you're a mad professor!Copy !req
161. They're cute!Copy !req
162. I want to be more ordinary!Copy !req
163. Yay! Fish cake!Copy !req
164. Fish cakes are delicious.Copy !req
165. Three... Two... One...Copy !req
166. It's four o'clock... It's four o'clock...
It's four o'clock... It's four o'clock...Copy !req
167. Hey! We've got rice cakes.
They're cheap.Copy !req
168. We've got rice cakes!Copy !req
169. Mr. Nakanojo, I can't thank you enough!Copy !req
170. Rice cakes shouldn't speak!Copy !req
171. I'm sorry, but I...Copy !req
172. I don't just wear this half-heartedly!Copy !req
173. I'm betting my life on this—Copy !req
174. Don't make me say it again!Copy !req
175. Damn it! I made a mistake.Copy !req
176. I knew it was rash to use tranquilizers.Copy !req
177. She's a robot.Copy !req
178. It'll take a strong blow to knock her out.Copy !req
179. So, I'll use my currently untested
anti-robot weapon,Copy !req
180. Mr. Short Circuit!Copy !req
181. I'll use this to knock her out,
and then I'll kidnap her.Copy !req
182. It's almost time.Copy !req
183. Run!Copy !req
184. Ms. Nakamura!Copy !req
185. H-hey! Button your shirt up all the way!Copy !req
186. Pipe down. I'll do what I want.Copy !req
187. No, you won't! I'm the student advisor.Copy !req
188. Seriously? How'd you manage that?Copy !req
189. How rude! Let me see that.Copy !req
190. I'll do it myself. You're embarrassing me!Copy !req
191. Uh...Copy !req
192. What?Copy !req
193. Makkie, you can't do it yourself.Copy !req
194. Aw, shut up...Copy !req
195. Makkie?Copy !req
196. See?Copy !req
197. What're you doing?Copy !req
198. Stop it!Copy !req
199. Just let me do it.Copy !req
200. Here, I'll do it for you.Copy !req
201. You? Do it for you?Copy !req
202. Jeez...Copy !req
203. Don't talk to me so much at school.Copy !req
204. Talk to me?Copy !req
205. What exactly is your relationship?Copy !req
206. It came off again.Copy !req
207. Yeah, perfect. Well, I've got stuff to do.Copy !req
208. Hold on!Copy !req
209. If you walk around looking disheveled,Copy !req
210. people will make fun of you.Copy !req
211. So? You always look disheveled at home.Copy !req
212. At home!Copy !req
213. Dis... Dis... Dis... Dish...Copy !req
214. Disheveled!Copy !req
215. Disheveled! Great!Copy !req
216. No! No! No! What am I, stupid?Copy !req
217. How would a china dress
make her look disheveled?Copy !req
218. It must be a more ordinary
kind of disheveled!Copy !req
219. What am I thinking?Copy !req
220. Aren't you embarrassed
to call yourself a teacher?Copy !req
221. Disheveled in an ordinary way...Copy !req
222. Ordinary...Copy !req
223. Disheveled!Copy !req
224. Nice!Copy !req
225. Enough, you idiot!Copy !req
226. It's fine, I'm going.Copy !req
227. What about your button?Copy !req
228. Stupid!Copy !req
229. It's fine, I'm going.Copy !req
230. What about your button?Copy !req
231. After him...Copy !req
232. Mr. Takasaki!Copy !req
233. Nakanojo fainted in the science room!Copy !req
234. What?!Copy !req
235. You have to come right away!Copy !req
236. Wait!Copy !req
237. Give it up already!Copy !req
238. Listen closely.Copy !req
239. Okay.Copy !req
240. Nakanojo did not faint!Copy !req
241. What?!Copy !req
242. That's right! He might just be taking a nap!Copy !req
243. What?Copy !req
244. But his pupils aren't visible!Copy !req
245. What?!Copy !req
246. Draw them in!Copy !req
247. What?Copy !req
248. I'll try it.Copy !req
249. What?!Copy !req
250. Hold on!Copy !req
251. What?!Copy !req
252. What...Copy !req
253. What is the meaning of that?Copy !req
254. Immoral sexual activity
requires my attentionCopy !req
255. more than an unconscious student,Copy !req
256. as a... uh, as a teacher!Copy !req
257. That's Ms. Sakurai's younger brother.Copy !req
258. Let's go.Copy !req
259. Okay.Copy !req
260. Here we go...Copy !req
261. We should hurry.Copy !req
262. After all, I'm a teacher.Copy !req
263. It's this way!Copy !req
264. Next stop, Tokisadame Station North Entrance.Copy !req
265. Stop requested.Copy !req
266. You don't get off at the next stop.Copy !req
267. I just felt like pushing the button.Copy !req
268. Didn't you just push it earlier?Copy !req
269. Someone wanted to get off anyway,
so it worked out.Copy !req
270. I see. You were just helping them out.Copy !req
271. See? Someone wanted to get off here, too.Copy !req
272. Amazing!Copy !req
273. Mom, do we have a daily calendar?Copy !req
274. Isn't it in the drawer?Copy !req
275. Professor, Professor...Copy !req
276. Nano, welcome home.Copy !req
277. Why won't this key come off?Copy !req
278. It really gets in my way at school.Copy !req
279. During PE today,Copy !req
280. I could only do a belly roll on the high jump!Copy !req
281. When we were playing soccer,Copy !req
282. I was called offside because of it...Copy !req
283. I can take it.Copy !req
284. You can take it off?
Why didn't you say so earlier?Copy !req
285. Okay. I'll take it now.Copy !req
286. Every day of my youth is precious.Copy !req
287. Now I can finally live
an ordinary high school life.Copy !req
288. Could you take it right now?Copy !req
289. Stare...Copy !req
290. Professor, are you...Copy !req
291. I took it.Copy !req
292. Again...Copy !req
293. Don't make stupid, old puns like that.Copy !req
294. Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
295. So, does the key come off?Copy !req
296. Well...Copy !req
297. I don't need any more of your jokes!Copy !req
298. Does it come off? Does it?Copy !req
299. It does. It does...Copy !req
300. I've taken tons of keys.Copy !req
301. Taking yours will be no sweat.Copy !req
302. Coin, coin, coin, jump!Copy !req
303. You said coin, coin...
you said coin, jump!Copy !req
304. Professor! I have a question.Copy !req
305. I can't...Copy !req
306. I'm laughing so hard, I can't breathe...Copy !req
307. Professor,
I've been reacting strangely today.Copy !req
308. Did you do something to me?Copy !req
309. Yesterday, I gave you
a new reaction function.Copy !req
310. Hey! Why would you give me
a function like that?Copy !req
311. Why would you do that?Copy !req
312. Because it's funny.Copy !req
313. Goal!Copy !req
314. I'm going to die. I'm going to die...Copy !req
315. Isn't it funny?Copy !req
316. It's not funny at all!Copy !req
317. Professor, we'll deal with the key later.Copy !req
318. Please remove this function.Copy !req
319. One hundred yen.Copy !req
320. Cheapskate!Copy !req
321. I'll use all my reserves.Copy !req
322. Oil here.Copy !req
323. My boss tells me I'm slippery,
but I can't help it. I'm oil.Copy !req
324. Who is my boss, anyway?Copy !req
325. The next episode of Nichijou is episode 16.Copy !req
326. Don't miss it.Copy !req