1. It's glittering...Copy !req
2. What are you doing?Copy !req
3. Oh, Mr. Sakamoto.Copy !req
4. Ah! Don't go over there.Copy !req
5. You've been shedding
a lot lately, haven't you?Copy !req
6. Your fur will get on it.Copy !req
7. What's this?Copy !req
8. You're treating me
like a nuisance?Copy !req
9. I'm going to get changed,Copy !req
10. so please step out for a minute.Copy !req
11. Mr. Sakamoto!Copy !req
12. Look, it fits perfectly.Copy !req
13. O-of course it is.Copy !req
14. We had it made
especially for you.Copy !req
15. How do I look?Copy !req
16. Well... it looks good, I guess.Copy !req
17. That isn't what I mean!Copy !req
18. D-do I look like...
an ordinary girl?Copy !req
19. You look just like
any other girl.Copy !req
20. Mr. Sakamoto!Copy !req
21. I love you, Mr. Sakamoto.Copy !req
22. I really love you!Copy !req
23. Your fur will stick to me!Copy !req
24. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
25. It's school! School!Copy !req
26. I might even
make some friends.Copy !req
27. You aren't listening to me!Copy !req
28. "Hey, Nano."Copy !req
29. "Why don't we get some
ice cream after school?"Copy !req
30. Oh, yes. I'd love to go.Copy !req
31. "Want to go to
karaoke afterwards?"Copy !req
32. What? Yes, but
I've never been...Copy !req
33. "I'll show you! Come with us!"Copy !req
34. Ah, o-okay...Copy !req
35. Just like that!Copy !req
36. Good morning, Nano.Copy !req
37. Professor!Copy !req
38. Good morning.Copy !req
39. Look, Professor!Copy !req
40. What do you think?Copy !req
41. How do I look?Copy !req
42. Well...Copy !req
43. Yeah, looks good.Copy !req
44. Professor!Copy !req
45. Professor, those pajamas
look good on you, too.Copy !req
46. Yay! They look good?Copy !req
47. Professor! They look good!Copy !req
48. Aren't you just acting
like you always do?Copy !req
49. Sakamoto! You look good, too!Copy !req
50. You, too?Copy !req
51. Handkerchief, check.
Student ID, check.Copy !req
52. Textbooks, check.
Notebooks, check.Copy !req
53. Pencil case, check.Copy !req
54. Mechanical pencils, check.Copy !req
55. Mechanical pencil lead, check.Copy !req
56. Okay! Got everything!Copy !req
57. Professor?Copy !req
58. You forgot something.Copy !req
59. Huh? What is it?Copy !req
60. Feeling hungry?Copy !req
61. Have a Snickers!Copy !req
62. Professor!Copy !req
63. I left breakfast and lunch in the
kitchen for you. Make sure to eat, okay?Copy !req
64. Also, I'll bring in the
laundry after I come home.Copy !req
65. So you don't have
to do anything.Copy !req
66. Hey, when will school be over?Copy !req
67. At around three thirty.Copy !req
68. On my way home,
I'll go shopping for dinner,Copy !req
69. so I'll probably be
home at around five.Copy !req
70. Five...Copy !req
71. Huh? Didn't I tell you?Copy !req
72. Five is at night...Copy !req
73. Yes, but that's how school is.Copy !req
74. I'll see you...Copy !req
75. Uh, Professor?Copy !req
76. Don't go!Copy !req
77. What? But you said I could go...Copy !req
78. Don't go!Copy !req
79. But I'm going to be late!Copy !req
80. No! Don't go!Copy !req
81. Please, give me back my bag.Copy !req
82. My left hand!Copy !req
83. Hey, kid! Don't be unreasonable.Copy !req
84. Professor...Copy !req
85. Well, how about this?Copy !req
86. For dinner tonight, we'll have
your favorite, omelette rice.Copy !req
87. Um, and I'll buy some shark
sponge cake on the way home.Copy !req
88. Uh... and... and I'll throw
in some strawberry juice.Copy !req
89. Then...Copy !req
90. Then?Copy !req
91. Will you get me
an Akutagawa prize, too?Copy !req
92. I... I can't do that!Copy !req
93. I was worried about
what would happen,Copy !req
94. but I'm glad the
professor finally gave in...Copy !req
95. Now, I can take my first
step as an ordinary person.Copy !req
96. Oh, no. I forgot...Copy !req
97. What am I going to do
about the key on my back?Copy !req
98. Things we think are cool!Copy !req
99. All right, let's do this!Copy !req
100. Oh! Upperclassmen
with motivation!Copy !req
101. What am I going to do?Copy !req
102. I can't think of any solutions.Copy !req
103. I came all this way...Copy !req
104. Allow me to introduce
our transfer student.Copy !req
105. Ms. Shinonome.Copy !req
106. Yes!Copy !req
107. E-everyone's noticed my key...Copy !req
108. Here.Copy !req
109. Ms. Shinonome,
please write your name.Copy !req
110. My key really stands out.Copy !req
111. I have to fool them somehow...Copy !req
112. M-m-my name is
Shinonome Nano!Copy !req
113. Uh, um... and, um...Copy !req
114. This key... uh, well...Copy !req
115. It got stuck in my
back on my way here!Copy !req
116. Oh, no! I freaked them out...Copy !req
117. I mean, uh... Well, actually...Copy !req
118. That was a lie!Copy !req
119. Oh, no... why am
I changing my story?Copy !req
120. What do I do?Copy !req
121. Um, uh...Copy !req
122. Well, it's not likeCopy !req
123. turning it will make my big toe into
a USB port, like a robot, or anything...Copy !req
124. It's hopeless!Copy !req
125. I hope the weather's
good tomorrow!Copy !req
126. Hey, Sekiguchi.Copy !req
127. Put down your
book and play.Copy !req
128. There's nothing to do...Copy !req
129. Guess we should do some life-or-death
Go problems since we're the Go-Soccer Club.Copy !req
130. I can't play real Go, though.Copy !req
131. Excuse me!Copy !req
132. Um, is this the Go-Soccer Club?Copy !req
133. Yes...Copy !req
134. I'd like to join.Copy !req
135. We're happy to have you!Copy !req
136. What's your name?Copy !req
137. I-I'm Sakurai Makoto, a first-year.Copy !req
138. I see.Copy !req
139. I'm a second-year student
and club president, Daiku Kensaburo.Copy !req
140. This is Sekiguchi, a first-year.Copy !req
141. Take a seat.Copy !req
142. Okay.Copy !req
143. Well? What do
you want to do?Copy !req
144. Do you want to play
the game of Life?Copy !req
145. Uh, aren't we going to practice?Copy !req
146. What?Copy !req
147. For Go-Soccer...Copy !req
148. The truth is, Go-Soccer
is a sport I made up.Copy !req
149. There's no actual
game like that.Copy !req
150. We're just a club for having fun.Copy !req
151. A recreational club, if you will.Copy !req
152. I see...Copy !req
153. But in middle school,
I was in a Go-Soccer club.Copy !req
154. I hadn't realized this
school had a Go-Soccer club.Copy !req
155. But the other day, there was
a sign out in front of the school.Copy !req
156. That's how I heard about you.Copy !req
157. I was the middle school MVP.Copy !req
158. What?Copy !req
159. What?Copy !req
160. What?!Copy !req
161. CuriosityCopy !req
162. M-Ms. Shinonome...Copy !req
163. Y-yes?Copy !req
164. Uh, there's something
I wanted to ask you.Copy !req
165. Well, on your back...Copy !req
166. What? Uh, um... This...Copy !req
167. What? Uh, um...Copy !req
168. Well, uh...Copy !req
169. Um, well... Uh...Copy !req
170. Um...Copy !req
171. What does a Go-Soccer club do?Copy !req
172. It's difficult to explain...Copy !req
173. I'll act it out myself.Copy !req
174. You start with lifting...Copy !req
175. From lifting, Go stones...Copy !req
176. And then...Copy !req
177. From Go stones...Copy !req
178. One-man German Suplex!Copy !req
179. That's the avalanche
pattern, Tertiary Star!Copy !req
180. What is this?Copy !req
181. I started this club without
much thought, but this...Copy !req
182. This is getting interesting!Copy !req
183. Wait up!Copy !req
184. What are you doing?Copy !req
185. Where are you going, Buddy?Copy !req
186. Sakamoto!Copy !req
187. Hey! Don't! Stop!Copy !req
188. Sakamoto, Sakamoto, Sakamoto!Copy !req
189. When asked,
"What are you doing?",Copy !req
190. she replied, "Spinning".Copy !req
191. I can't believe I made such a
huge mistake on my first day.Copy !req
192. Everyone must think I'm weird...Copy !req
193. Oh, Nano, you
brought a lunch.Copy !req
194. Huh? Oh, y-yes.Copy !req
195. It looks good.Copy !req
196. Do you always
pack a lunch?Copy !req
197. Yes! I'm normal, after all.Copy !req
198. You can look at it.Copy !req
199. That's pretty cool...Copy !req
200. Mio, thanks for waiting.Copy !req
201. You're late, Yukko.Copy !req
202. Lunch is almost over.Copy !req
203. Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
204. On my way to buy lunch,Copy !req
205. a car and a dog stole my shoes.Copy !req
206. Chasing them down was a lot of work...Copy !req
207. I'm not sure I understand,Copy !req
208. but it sounds pretty incredible.Copy !req
209. I'm just glad you
made it back with lunch.Copy !req
210. Huh? Yukko, where's your lunch?Copy !req
211. I ate it on the way here.Copy !req
212. What did you have?Copy !req
213. Twice-cooked pork.Copy !req
214. Wow! Twice-cooked...
well, whatever.Copy !req
215. Uh, why don't you
eat with us, Nano?Copy !req
216. What?Copy !req
217. Tell us about yourself.Copy !req
218. O-oh...Copy !req
219. I wonder if they think
I'm an ordinary girl.Copy !req
220. Maybe we can be friends!Copy !req
221. Hey, what's that thing on your...Copy !req
222. Uh, um... This isn't
anything weird! It's, um...Copy !req
223. You wouldn't happen to
be a robot, would you?Copy !req
224. What are you talking about?Copy !req
225. Sorry. Yukko's an idiot.Copy !req
226. We're almost out of time.Copy !req
227. Nano, sorry.Copy !req
228. Let's have a quick lunch today.Copy !req
229. Let's see...Copy !req
230. Hey, Yukko. Is this...Copy !req
231. It's fried mackerel.Copy !req
232. What did I ask for?Copy !req
233. Huh? Didn't you
say fried mackerel?Copy !req
234. I asked for fried noodles!Copy !req
235. Whoops... you mean
I misheard you?Copy !req
236. Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
237. This isn't some minor problem!Copy !req
238. It's a serious issue!Copy !req
239. Really? They're so similar.Copy !req
240. It's just a difference
of a few letters.Copy !req
241. But...Copy !req
242. This is fine...Copy !req
243. So, where's my rice?Copy !req
244. What do you mean?Copy !req
245. My white rice!Copy !req
246. What? That's all I brought.Copy !req
247. How am I supposed
to eat this by itself?Copy !req
248. Huh? But you said you
wanted fried mackerel...Copy !req
249. I said fried noodles!Copy !req
250. Fried! Freaking! Noodles!Copy !req
251. I... I see.Copy !req
252. But this will be good
material for your blog and...Copy !req
253. I don't have a computer!Copy !req
254. You don't have to get so mad...Copy !req
255. Fine, I'll go buy
you another lunch.Copy !req
256. Give me some money—Copy !req
257. Why do I have to pay again?!Copy !req
258. Because I don't
have any money.Copy !req
259. Forget it...Copy !req
260. Just go get it.Copy !req
261. Lunch is almost over.Copy !req
262. Okay, okay.Copy !req
263. It's just...Copy !req
264. What?Copy !req
265. It's just a peso!Copy !req
266. All I have is the Argentinian
peso I kept as a souvenir...Copy !req
267. What?Copy !req
268. Argentinian!Copy !req
269. All I have is a peso!Copy !req
270. Argentinian peso!Copy !req
271. You were the one who
bought the wrong thing!Copy !req
272. You should pay for it!Copy !req
273. I bought my own lunch,
so I don't have any money...Copy !req
274. Well, what about my lunch?Copy !req
275. Uh, um... you can have...Copy !req
276. mackerel!Copy !req
277. Mackerel!Copy !req
278. You've been getting on
my nerves for a while now!Copy !req
279. Mackerel?Copy !req
280. You're always copying
my homework!Copy !req
281. Why don't you do it
yourself for once, you idiot?!Copy !req
282. My stupidity has nothing
to do with your lunch.Copy !req
283. It's got everything
to do with my lunch!Copy !req
284. What? How?Copy !req
285. You misheard me
because you're stupid!Copy !req
286. Everyone makes mistakes like this...Copy !req
287. You must be really petty,
going on and on like this!Copy !req
288. I didn't have breakfast,Copy !req
289. so it's a matter of life or death!Copy !req
290. Not that an idiot
would understand!Copy !req
291. I'm not stupid!Copy !req
292. Didn't you just call
yourself stupid?Copy !req
293. Just so you know,Copy !req
294. I'm never letting you
copy my homework again!Copy !req
295. Fine, who cares?Copy !req
296. If you forget your homework,Copy !req
297. I won't let you copy mine!Copy !req
298. Who would want to copy
your terrible homework?Copy !req
299. I can't believe you
bought the wrong lunchCopy !req
300. and didn't even apologize!Copy !req
301. Get on the ground! Kneel!Copy !req
302. Fine, fine, fine, fine!Copy !req
303. You want me on
the ground, do you?Copy !req
304. Will that make you happy?Copy !req
305. I'm so sorry for displeasing you!Copy !req
306. There! I apologized!Copy !req
307. Is that good enough for you? Huh?!Copy !req
308. What? You didn't even kneel.Copy !req
309. That's right, I didn't...Copy !req
310. I was just bending! Bending...Copy !req
311. Why won't you kneel?Copy !req
312. Because I'm pissed!Copy !req
313. Are you sure you're
not the stupid one, Mio?Copy !req
314. What was that weird drawing
you did the other day?Copy !req
315. That... that weird drawing...Copy !req
316. Are you stupid? That's...Copy !req
317. What was that weird drawing?Copy !req
318. What were you thinking?Copy !req
319. What were you thinking?
I'm really pissed now!Copy !req
320. Really pissed off!Copy !req
321. Are you stupid?Copy !req
322. Are you stupid? Are you
stupid? Are you stupid?Copy !req
323. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
324. You're stupid for drawing
that stupid picture!Copy !req
325. Come on! Eat up!Copy !req
326. Here's the fried frickin'
mackerel you asked for!Copy !req
327. I asked for fried noodles!Copy !req
328. Kneel and apologize!Copy !req
329. Kiss the ground!Copy !req
330. I already bought it!Copy !req
331. As a human being,
you should apologize!Copy !req
332. You piece of trash!Copy !req
333. Fine! I'll show you the
true meaning of kneeling!Copy !req
334. This is the true
meaning of kneeling!Copy !req
335. Where's the apology for
buying me fried mackerel?Copy !req
336. You should apologize
when you kneel!Copy !req
337. Say it...Copy !req
338. Say you're sorry for
buying me fried mackerel!Copy !req
339. Say you're sorry
for being stupid!Copy !req
340. Apologize from the
bottom of your heart!Copy !req
341. You human trash!Copy !req
342. Come on, hurry!Copy !req
343. Say it, stupid!Copy !req
344. Apologize, you moron!Copy !req
345. Trash! Stupid! Idiot!Copy !req
346. Stop calling me an idiot, Mio!Copy !req
347. You think you know me
after just six months?!Copy !req
348. You think you understand my art?!Copy !req
349. I do! If you're so good at drawing,Copy !req
350. why don't you
become a comic artist?!Copy !req
351. Wh-what are you talking
about? You're so dumb!Copy !req
352. What? Takes one to
know one, you idiot!Copy !req
353. You just called
yourself an idiot.Copy !req
354. No, I didn't!Copy !req
355. You did!Copy !req
356. But... I don't dislike
that about you...Copy !req
357. What? What are
you talking about?Copy !req
358. You're smart!Copy !req
359. Sh-shut up, you comedic genius.Copy !req
360. Wh-what are you talking about?
You're a fantastic artist!Copy !req
361. Shut up! You're a fast runner!Copy !req
362. You're smart!Copy !req
363. You're positive!Copy !req
364. You're smart!Copy !req
365. No, you're smart!Copy !req
366. Amazing!Copy !req
367. Captain! I hate it!Copy !req
368. Don't cry. You've still got next year.Copy !req
369. I promise I'll work hard for you!Copy !req
370. All right!Copy !req
371. That was so long ago...Copy !req
372. Hey, Nano. Did you
have fun at school?Copy !req
373. Well, you know,
a lot happened.Copy !req
374. But it was...Copy !req
375. How was it? How was it?Copy !req
376. Friends are amazing!Copy !req
377. That's amazing!Copy !req
378. I don't understand.Copy !req
379. Huh? What?Copy !req
380. Professor!Copy !req
381. What?Copy !req
382. Please remove the
key on my back!Copy !req
383. No.Copy !req
384. Why not? It interferes
with my school life...Copy !req
385. Today, people suspected
me of being a robot!Copy !req
386. I can't make friends with this...Copy !req
387. Sure you can. It's cute.Copy !req
388. It's not cute!Copy !req
389. It is so cute.Copy !req
390. Let's just eat, already.Copy !req
391. Professor!Copy !req
392. I'm a soccer ball.Copy !req
393. Kicked, kicked,
kicked, and kicked.Copy !req
394. Kicked, kicked, and
kicked until I collapse.Copy !req
395. Kicked until the day I
die, and then I'll sleep.Copy !req
396. The next episode of Nichijou is episode 15.Copy !req
397. Don't miss it!Copy !req