Nichijou: My Ordinary Life 1x11

Keiko Yamamoto as Yuuko's mother (voice)

Pretending to be asleep won't do any good! Super ultra great delicious wonderful bad. That must be the power of Daiku Industries. Surely happiness must taste like mud.

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1. Hey, you two.

2. How much longer do you plan on not paying your rent?

3. You're up to 60,000 yen this month.

4. We're sorry.

5. I don't want your apologies, I want your rent.

6. The last time I came over, you'd promised to pay this month.

7. Hand over the rent.

8. Pretending to be asleep won't do any good!

9. I'm not leaving until I get the rent.

10. Um...

11. It's a sparrow's tear in the bucket, but...

12. Number one: Honduras slider.

13. Number two: northern ornate box turtle.

14. Number three: red-bellied, short-necked turtle.

15. Number two.

16. The answer is number three.

17. You're all correct.

18. Shut up!

19. Oh, you're still awake?

20. How's your cold?

21. Mmph hm.

22. Then go to school tomorrow.

23. Don't you have a test coming up?

24. Okay.

25. You missed three days,

26. so be sure to ask your friends about what'll be on the test.

27. And about what they went over in class.

28. Okay.

29. Don't get cocky.

30. You got a terrible grade on the last test.

31. Are you listening?

32. Don't you ever stop talking, Mom?

33. My final exams are...

34. tomorrow!

35. You were late!

36. Your warning was late!

37. You couldn't study in bed.

38. I did! I did it in my sleep!

39. You did?

40. No!

41. Which is it?

42. I'm saying your warning was too late!

43. Would you have studied if I'd warned you?

44. No.

45. If you fail, I'll kill you.

46. Don't sound so serious!

47. Super ultra great delicious wonderful crap.

48. Well, I've just gotta study.

49. I've got about ten hours until school starts.

50. Fortunately, tomorrow's tests are English and music!

51. I can focus on English.

52. That's right.

53. What I need to do now is to say goodbye to my old self,

54. and just concentrate!

55. To live today without regrets.

56. To live tomorrow with a smile,

57. even though I cried yesterday.

58. No matter how many times I fall,

59. I will not give up.

60. Because I want to live, always smiling.

61. Boat headed out to the distant ocean,

62. keep on charging toward that distant light.

63. Keep moving forward, keep moving forward.

64. Now, cast off your chains.

65. Yukko.

66. I'm done

67. with my poem.

68. Things we think are cool!

69. Aw, it's nothing...

70. A factory worker's shy smile!

71. I'll gamble.

72. I don't know what's on the English exam,

73. so I have to take my chances!

74. I'll have to stick with English vocabulary.

75. "Attempt."

76. To try.

77. "Love."

78. My love.

79. "Always."

80. We've always been apart.

81. "Confirmation."

82. Your love.

83. "Teleportation."

84. Leap through time.

85. Which is why...

86. "Cosmos."

87. Through the sky.

88. "Midnight submarine."

89. I want to ride with you.

90. "Forever", for an eternity.

91. "Forever", with you.

92. "Forever", always.

93. I'm done!

94. With my poem!

95. I know! I know!

96. Studying now won't help!

97. It's hopeless, Mom's going to kill me.

98. Why did I have to get over my cold today?

99. Having a cold is a hundred times better than dying.

100. If I only had three more days...

101. And now...

102. My plan is perfect!

103. That's right.

104. If I don't want to take my exams,

105. I should just catch another cold!

106. It hurts, but I know it'll do the trick.

107. Sitting in an icy bath just after getting over a cold

108. will definitely make me sick!

109. Come on, come on!

110. I can feel it working!

111. This is it.

112. I just have to endure this!

113. I can do it!

114. If I can get a fever, I'll be all set.

115. I'll make it a sure thing by eating some shaved ice...

116. turning the air conditioning up to maximum...

117. and sleeping on top of the blanket.

118. I'm perfectly healthy!

119. Yukko, wake up.

120. If that's how it's going to be...

121. Thermometer!

122. Match!

123. Raise the temperature!

124. Are you up?

125. Aren't you going to school?

126. Yukko.

127. Hot! Hot, hot, hot, hot! Hot!

128. What are you doing?

129. I got a fever.

130. My cold is back.

131. What's your temperature?

132. Uh, um...

133. 88.8 degrees.

134. What? Why'd you break it?

135. It's not broken, I've really got a cold!

136. You seem perfectly healthy.

137. It's probably the nice water.

138. Thank you.

139. I didn't realize that the club application form's deadline was today.

140. Our club was nearly disbanded.

141. Even if you turn in the form,

142. your club'll still be disbanded if you don't get more members.

143. Don't worry about that.

144. Anyway, I'll buy you some juice tomorrow as thanks.

145. You don't have to do that.

146. There's no need to be shy.

147. See ya.

148. On the way home, I'll need to buy a mixer and an apple orchard.

149. Yes, sir.

150. That must be the power of Daiku Industries.

151. There's no string.

152. I won't be able to make a straw doll to put in the principal's shoe locker.

153. I don't have the necessary straw.

154. I don't have the money to buy any.

155. I've got no wife around to ask for money.

156. I'm hungry, but I have no rice.

157. Times like this make me want to down a bottle of brandy.

158. But I've already destroyed my liver.

159. Hanshin lost.

160. Maybe they're just going green, but the cheeseburger I bought didn't have any cheese.

161. The hit counter on my website has stopped.

162. No one came to my chat party yesterday.

163. The fact that nobody came reminds me...

164. when I got on the bus yesterday,

165. everyone else got off.

166. The fact that everyone got off reminds me...

167. On my high school trip...

168. I'm turning off the lights.

169. Two minutes after the lights were turned off, I asked...

170. "Is everyone awake?"

171. but everyone was asleep.

172. The fact that they were asleep reminds me...

173. lately, I can't sleep.

174. I've started eating before bed to help me sleep,

175. but I've gained weight.

176. Thinking about food reminds me...

177. Last month's birthday present was just...

178. a butter roll.

179. No, no. Stop dwelling on the past.

180. I must think happy thoughts.

181. Who could that be?

182. I'm coming.

183. Kimiko.

184. Mom's away on her trip, isn't she?

185. I thought I'd make dinner.

186. That'd be a big help.

187. Hello.

188. And hello to you, too.

189. Mi, you've grown, haven't you?

190. That's right.

191. I'll spend the day playing with my grandson without a care in the world.

192. Hey, listen...

193. I made dumplings earlier, in the park.

194. You can have some.

195. This is...

196. You must be hungry, so eat up.

197. Mi...

198. They're all chocolate, so you can eat them.

199. I see, I see. Thank you.

200. Why are you crying?

201. You've always been so quick to cry.

202. Well, I'll be in the kitchen.

203. Sure.

204. I see. Life is more than pain. There are wonderful things like this.

205. They're all chocolate, so eat them.

206. What?

207. Hey, hurry and eat them!

208. They're delicious, so hurry!

209. But, this is...

210. Come on, hurry!

211. Start eating them!

212. They're delicious!

213. Surely...

214. Surely happiness must taste like mud.

215. Mommy, grandpa fell over.

216. Here you go.

217. Peacefully, peacefully.

218. Nothing could be better.

219. Is it trying to kill me?

220. It's finished!

221. What is?

222. Superglue.

223. It's pretty huge.

224. Because it's super.

225. I'll spread this all over the hallway

226. and immobilize Nano and Sakamoto.

227. You're up to something weird again.

228. Who'd ever fall for such an obvious trap?

229. You did.

230. I didn't fall for anything!

231. Hey, hurry and get me out of here!

232. I've got places to be!

233. It'll come off with water.

234. Then get some water! Hurry and get some water!

235. Ah! It's snack time.

236. LISTEN!

237. I'm going to eat my snack, so you'll have to excuse me.

238. Stop!

239. Huh?

240. Huh? What? Huhwha?

241. Hey.

242. What're we gonna do?

243. This sucks.

244. Sakamoto, you look like a cockroach trapped on sticky paper.

245. This isn't funny!

246. Besides, you're trapped too!

247. Huh? Huhwha?

248. Serves you right! It's divine retribution.

249. Huh? That's weird.

250. You're always up to no good.

251. Huh? Huhwha? Sakamoto, what do we do?

252. Huh? Sakamoto's gone.

253. Sakamoto? Sakamoto?

254. Sakamoto!

255. We can't get it off without water.

256. At this rate, I won't get my snack.

257. I might get hungry while I'm stuck here.

258. I might starve to death.

259. I might die.

260. I might really die.

261. I'm home.

262. It's Nano.

263. It sure is hot out...

264. I heard it's 35 degrees outside.

265. What are you doing?

266. While I was playing with the glue,

267. it squirted out.

268. But if we put water on it...

269. But I'm stuck in it, too.

270. But if we get some water, Nano, Nano...

271. What? Water?

272. Yes.

273. Anyway, get up first.

274. If you lie in the hall, your clothes will get...

275. What is this?

276. Um...

277. What is this?

278. Hey, my hand!

279. What is this?

280. My hand! My hand!

281. President.

282. This must be the power of Daiku Industries.

283. I'm glad it stopped raining.

284. Guess who.

285. Is that you, Professor?

286. Yup!

287. What gave me away?

288. Well, it was obvious.

289. You're the only one here.

290. Now it's your turn.

291. What? Uh, okay...

292. Guess who.

293. Nano.

294. The Shinonome household passed another peaceful day.

295. Hey Nano, am I right?

296. Sakamoto Medicine

297. Yes, you're right.

298. Okay, now it's my turn again.

299. Sure.

300. Crap, crap, crap.

301. I'm completely lost at the very first question.

302. What is this?

303. This thing that looks like it'd be killed by a poof spell?

304. What word could possibly describe it?

305. Wait. I've seen this problem before.

306. What was it? I asked Ms. Sakurai about it.

307. I think it was...

308. What is this?

309. Did you draw this thing that looks like it'd be killed by a Poof spell?

310. This thing that looks like it'd be killed by a Poof spell?

311. Yeah! That killed-by-a-Poof thing!

312. That doesn't help!

313. Calm down. Just calm down, Yukko.

314. If I panic, I won't even be able to answer the questions I know.

315. If it's flying, the word must be...

316. "Fly", I think.

317. No, no. That seems too strong for this.

318. What is this monster doing?

319. Monster?

320. This isn't an English test.

321. It's a logic test.

322. But this is all I can do right now.

323. I'll just move on to the next question.

324. The same monster is holding a tennis racket...

325. which means that the answer to the previous question isn't "monster"...

326. What kind of weird trick is this?

327. I'll erase the previous answer and start from square one.

328. My eraser...

329. ...isn't here!

330. Wh-wh-what am I gonna do?

331. I'll have to...

332. Mai!

333. Everyone should have such great friends!

334. A sand eraser?

335. It'll tear... This thing will tear the paper!

336. Hey, I don't have time for this!

337. Mai, do you have a normal-

338. She's asleep.

339. You have ten more minutes.

340. The time. Time is...

341. Just calm down.

342. That's right.

343. Calm down, and...

344. feel nothingness.

345. Nothingness...

346. The test is over.

347. What?!

348. The rain...

349. My heart...

350. Good morning!

351. Good morning.

352. No way! I got a love letter!

353. No way. Who's it from?

354. It says it's from class Q's Tanaka.

355. Let's go see him.

356. I'm mud.

357. I'm a steel ball.

358. I'm going to sleep.

359. I'm molded while I'm hot. Clang!

360. The next episode of Nichijou is episode 12.

361. Don't miss it.