1. Green light... Red light.Copy !req
2. Shoot! Shoot, shoot!
Homeroom is about to start!Copy !req
3. I used "I was helping my
grandmother" the other day.Copy !req
4. "My mother wasn't home"
isn't much of an excuse.Copy !req
5. What should I do? How
can I get out of this?Copy !req
6. Couldn't one car drive by?Copy !req
7. How did I get stopped
by four red lights?Copy !req
8. It'll be first period
when I enter...Copy !req
9. What's with this obvious trap?Copy !req
10. There's no way I'd
fall for a classic trap like...Copy !req
11. Double!Copy !req
12. What? Why am I being
punished for being late?Copy !req
13. What did I do
to deserve this?Copy !req
14. Besides being late...Copy !req
15. Well, I can just sneak
in through the back.Copy !req
16. There's no reason I
have to get yelled at.Copy !req
17. I knew it! It's locked!Copy !req
18. I know! Why don't I sneak
in through the lower door?Copy !req
19. I'll enter silently,
like the wind,Copy !req
20. and smoothly join the class...Copy !req
21. Why is this happening?Copy !req
22. I had a feeling
this would happen!Copy !req
23. She's the only one who'd
do something like this!Copy !req
24. If I quietly try to
enter from below,Copy !req
25. I'll get in even more
trouble if I'm caught.Copy !req
26. If I'm going to be discovered,Copy !req
27. I might as well enter from above!Copy !req
28. They put stained glass in!Copy !req
29. Wait, wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
30. Why am I running?Copy !req
31. Running from the classroom
won't solve anything.Copy !req
32. I have to go back...Copy !req
33. That's right.Copy !req
34. I need to figure out
the best entrance to use.Copy !req
35. If I'm getting in trouble
no matter what I do,Copy !req
36. I may as well make a grand frontal
assault, and fight to my last breath.Copy !req
37. Wouldn't that be cool?Copy !req
38. My best option...Copy !req
39. is the chalkboard
eraser in the front!Copy !req
40. I'll take an eraser to the face
while grinning ear to ear.Copy !req
41. Good morning!Copy !req
42. And the entire class
will burst into laughter.Copy !req
43. What time do you think it is?Copy !req
44. You're hopeless...Copy !req
45. Hurry and take your seat.Copy !req
46. It'll work!Copy !req
47. That's right, Yukko.Copy !req
48. You must be a bright
and cheerful clown!Copy !req
49. Let's go!Copy !req
50. And a very good morning to you!Copy !req
51. Just kidding!Copy !req
52. I'm an invincible alien!Copy !req
53. Why are you acting stupid?Copy !req
54. You're not a grade schooler.Copy !req
55. Invincible aliens are immune
to any and all attacks!Copy !req
56. Sorry! Are you all right?Copy !req
57. Shut up!Copy !req
58. Miles would turn in his grave!Copy !req
59. Oh, sorry. We just got so into it.Copy !req
60. You were listening, Sakamoto?Copy !req
61. Was I listening?Copy !req
62. What kind of torture is this?Copy !req
63. It's ruining my ears!Copy !req
64. I'm gonna play again. So listen, okay?Copy !req
65. You listen to me!Copy !req
66. I heard they were having
flowing noodles in the park,Copy !req
67. so I decided to check it out.Copy !req
68. I've only seen flowing
noodles on TV before,Copy !req
69. so I'm really excited.Copy !req
70. Do I have to stand near
the front to get any noodles?Copy !req
71. I haven't eaten today,Copy !req
72. so I'll stand near the
front and eat my fill!Copy !req
73. Here it comes!Copy !req
74. What are you doing?Copy !req
75. I've never seen such a lousy customer!Copy !req
76. Next round, coming up.Copy !req
77. Uh, e-excuse me, um...Copy !req
78. What do you want?Copy !req
79. Are you quitting before
you've had a bite?Copy !req
80. Even if the law may
forgive you, I shall not!Copy !req
81. Well, um... I don't
have any chopsticks.Copy !req
82. Who do you think you are, kid?Copy !req
83. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
84. Um, sure.Copy !req
85. I-I'm sorry, but these
have been used...Copy !req
86. We're recycling.Copy !req
87. Next round!Copy !req
88. Time waits for no one!Copy !req
89. I have no choice.Copy !req
90. I'll use the back ends.Copy !req
91. It's transient humor.Copy !req
92. The next one will be different!Copy !req
93. I'll show you true hell!Copy !req
94. Don't expect us to
have infinite water!Copy !req
95. So you'd better eat it all.Copy !req
96. Excuse me...Copy !req
97. Don't be such a wallflower!Copy !req
98. Why not try to savor the flavor?Copy !req
99. Stop dawdling!Copy !req
100. It won't stay fresh forever!Copy !req
101. You haven't changed a bit.Copy !req
102. Masaharu...Copy !req
103. Masaharu!Copy !req
104. The moment I heard there were
flowing noodles in the park,Copy !req
105. I knew it was you.Copy !req
106. I've been doing this...Copy !req
107. because I believed you
would return someday.Copy !req
108. It's been thirty years since you left in
search of the perfect flowing noodles.Copy !req
109. Did you find them?Copy !req
110. I've eaten so many kinds of noodles,Copy !req
111. I just don't know anymore...Copy !req
112. I raided our savings to take this trip,Copy !req
113. but the money's run out.Copy !req
114. I'm sorry.Copy !req
115. Please let the flowing noodles slide.Copy !req
116. I will.Copy !req
117. What are you looking at?!Copy !req
118. This isn't a show!Copy !req
119. I'm sorry,Copy !req
120. but could you make like a
flowing noodle and flow away?Copy !req
121. The first-years are all here?Copy !req
122. Listen up.Copy !req
123. Some people respond to praise,
and others respond to criticism.Copy !req
124. I'll use my intuition to tell you apart.Copy !req
125. Got it?Copy !req
126. I respond to praise,Copy !req
127. but I never receive any.Copy !req
128. If I say it like that!Copy !req
129. What!?Copy !req
130. What!?Copy !req
131. Whaaat!!?Copy !req
132. Nano!Copy !req
133. Look, look. I tried
tying up my hair.Copy !req
134. Does it look good?Copy !req
135. Professor! You look
a bit more mature.Copy !req
136. Hey, how much more
mature do I look?Copy !req
137. What? You look pretty mature.Copy !req
138. What about you?
How mature are you?Copy !req
139. Oh, well... I don't
think I'm that mature.Copy !req
140. Whoops! Yeah, I guess you aren't.Copy !req
141. I'll have to clean this up for you.Copy !req
142. And this.Copy !req
143. Oh, Nano...Copy !req
144. I'm still reading that...Copy !req
145. Oh, Nano.Copy !req
146. You, too, Sakamoto.Copy !req
147. What are you doing?Copy !req
148. You'll catch a cold.Copy !req
149. What's gotten into you?
What are you planning?Copy !req
150. Sakamoto...Copy !req
151. What?Copy !req
152. You'll catch a cold.Copy !req
153. No, I won't!Copy !req
154. If you're going to put
something on me, use a blanket.Copy !req
155. Why would you use a book?Copy !req
156. Sakamoto, you're always complaining.Copy !req
157. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
158. I'll go do the laundry.Copy !req
159. I'll do it.Copy !req
160. It's okay, Professor.
I just have to turn the dial.Copy !req
161. You're hopeless.
I'll turn it for you.Copy !req
162. No, really. I just have to turn it...Copy !req
163. I said I'd turn it, so I'm turning it!Copy !req
164. U-um...Copy !req
165. Thanks, I guess.Copy !req
166. If you need anything
else, let me know.Copy !req
167. O-okay.Copy !req
168. Hooray!Copy !req
169. Oh, dear.Copy !req
170. Nano, you're
hopeless. Let me cook.Copy !req
171. Oh, it's okay. I'm making
something right now...Copy !req
172. I'll make something better.Copy !req
173. No, wait! That's dangerous!Copy !req
174. Come on. I'll do it.Copy !req
175. It's okay.Copy !req
176. No, it's not okay. Really!Copy !req
177. Come on, come on.Copy !req
178. Really, Professor. No!Copy !req
179. Ow!Copy !req
180. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!Copy !req
181. Are you okay, Mr. Sakamoto?Copy !req
182. What are you doing?!Copy !req
183. I-I'm sorry!Copy !req
184. Sakamoto, you're hopeless,
walking there like that.Copy !req
185. I'm not the hopeless one!
You two are the ones messing around!Copy !req
186. Now now, Sakamoto, getting
angry won't help anything.Copy !req
187. That doesn't make any sense!Copy !req
188. Let's just make it again.Copy !req
189. I'll do it.Copy !req
190. No, the rest of the food will get cold,Copy !req
191. so I'll make it quickly.Copy !req
192. Oh, Nano... I'll do it.Copy !req
193. Professor! That's dangerous!Copy !req
194. You'll drop an egg!Copy !req
195. It's okay.Copy !req
196. Hey, watch out!Copy !req
197. It's fine...Copy !req
198. You're hopeless.Copy !req
199. You're the hopeless one!Copy !req
200. What's with this kid today?Copy !req
201. I think she's trying to act mature.Copy !req
202. I am mature.Copy !req
203. Hey, kid.Copy !req
204. What?Copy !req
205. Did you know that mature
people don't eat snacks?Copy !req
206. Ta-dah! It's actually just me!Copy !req
207. Liar.Copy !req
208. I hooked a big one!Copy !req
209. A boot!Copy !req
210. This is it!Copy !req
211. A kettle!Copy !req
212. This stuff's crazier than
fish would be, right?Copy !req
213. If I knew I'd have this much fun,Copy !req
214. I'd have invited someone else.Copy !req
215. I'll come back.Copy !req
216. Chic things.Copy !req
217. Eating sushi with your bare hands.Copy !req
218. Damn it...Copy !req
219. I don't want to do my homework...Copy !req
220. Why do I have to do
homework, anyway?Copy !req
221. Well, my grades suck,
so I have to do it.Copy !req
222. But I know I can fix them.Copy !req
223. So I should be able to pass.Copy !req
224. I think...Copy !req
225. Then I'll graduate.Copy !req
226. But I don't want to go all
the way to college, so I guess...Copy !req
227. I'll get a job?Copy !req
228. But I heard on TV the other day that it's tough to find a job.Copy !req
229. Maybe it's harder to find
work without a degree...Copy !req
230. High school.Copy !req
231. College.Copy !req
232. Employment.Copy !req
233. And I can't get through it without taking a college entrance exam.Copy !req
234. But...Copy !req
235. I really don't want to study!Copy !req
236. How will the stuff I'm studying nowCopy !req
237. help me in the future, anyway?Copy !req
238. No, hold on.Copy !req
239. What do I...Copy !req
240. want to do?Copy !req
241. "What I Want to Do" by Aioi Yuuko.Copy !req
242. When I grow up,Copy !req
243. I wanna be a frill-necked lizard.Copy !req
244. Frill-necked... Frill-necked...Copy !req
245. I don't want to study!Copy !req
246. I don't want to study,Copy !req
247. and I don't want to
be a frill-necked lizard!Copy !req
248. Hold on.Copy !req
249. If I became a lizard,Copy !req
250. I wouldn't have to
worry about this stuff.Copy !req
251. But if I'm becoming something else,Copy !req
252. I should just become
a living national treasureCopy !req
253. and be the center of attention.Copy !req
254. How much does a living
national treasure make per month?Copy !req
255. How do I become a
living national treasure?Copy !req
256. And...Copy !req
257. what is a living national treasure?Copy !req
258. No, no, no.Copy !req
259. I need to think realistically.Copy !req
260. What do I want to be?Copy !req
261. What do I want to be?Copy !req
262. What do I want to be?Copy !req
263. I can't think of anything.Copy !req
264. Well, I'm still a high school freshman.Copy !req
265. I've got three years to think about it.Copy !req
266. If I still haven't found
anything by then, I'll...Copy !req
267. go to college!Copy !req
268. Exams!Copy !req
269. Which leads back to...Copy !req
270. I don't want to study!Copy !req
271. No, no, no.Copy !req
272. Being depressed won't
get me anywhere.Copy !req
273. I can't think of anything because I'm thinking of what to be.Copy !req
274. I should think of what I want to do!Copy !req
275. What do I want to do?
What do I want to do?Copy !req
276. Mom!Copy !req
277. Quit your banging!Copy !req
278. Do you know how late it is?Copy !req
279. Well, I'm not good
at thinking too hard.Copy !req
280. I'll just work on my homework!Copy !req
281. Damn it.Copy !req
282. I don't want to do my homework...Copy !req
283. I'm a frill-necked lizard.Copy !req
284. I'm really hard to
make with origami.Copy !req
285. It might take a
couple of extra sheetsCopy !req
286. before you figure
out how to make me.Copy !req
287. The next episode of Nichijou is episode 11.Copy !req
288. Don't miss it!Copy !req