1. What's wrong, Yukko?Copy !req
2. I just don't have any motivation.Copy !req
3. What are you talking about?Copy !req
4. Come on, we're high school students,Copy !req
5. and it's the start of the new semester.Copy !req
6. If you just get started,Copy !req
7. the motivation will come to you naturally.Copy !req
8. But I don't have the
motivation to get started.Copy !req
9. What do I do about that?Copy !req
10. The motivation to get started, huh?Copy !req
11. You just have get started anyway!Copy !req
12. All right!Copy !req
13. I wish I could be a simpleton.Copy !req
14. Professor, please wake up already!Copy !req
15. Good morning.Copy !req
16. What're you doing?Copy !req
17. Making breakfast. We're having fried fish.Copy !req
18. What? But, omelet rice...Copy !req
19. Didn't you already eat that yesterday?Copy !req
20. Besides, fish is good for you.Copy !req
21. Don't be picky.Copy !req
22. If you don't eat anything, you won't grow...Copy !req
23. Ah, that's our breakfast!Copy !req
24. What?Copy !req
25. Oh, no!Copy !req
26. This isn't a robot part,Copy !req
27. it's a... uh...Copy !req
28. It ran away.Copy !req
29. Wait!Copy !req
30. Bye.Copy !req
31. Wait, what if that cat is down on his luck... ?Copy !req
32. I'm going to crash!Copy !req
33. Mio, selamat pagi.Copy !req
34. Yukko, good morning.Copy !req
35. What should I do?Copy !req
36. I forgot to bring my student ID.Copy !req
37. What? No response to selamat pagi?Copy !req
38. You don't think an upperclassmanCopy !req
39. will call me out on it, do you?Copy !req
40. If that happens,Copy !req
41. why not just say you're a third year?Copy !req
42. That won't solve anything.Copy !req
43. What? Was that thunder?Copy !req
44. But it's sunny.Copy !req
45. We might have a sudden storm!Copy !req
46. With showers and hail!Copy !req
47. It's raining wooden figurines.Copy !req
48. A-are you okay, Yukko?Copy !req
49. I can't believe it's a figurine...Copy !req
50. What a surprise.Copy !req
51. I wonder where it came from.Copy !req
52. I don't know...Copy !req
53. But not many people ever get hit in the head by a wooden figurine!Copy !req
54. That hardly ever happens to anyone, right?Copy !req
55. Not that I've seen.Copy !req
56. Maybe I'm lucky!Copy !req
57. I'm not lucky...Copy !req
58. Yukko, are you okay?Copy !req
59. I can't believe it's a red cow...Copy !req
60. A red cow...Copy !req
61. No, I'm not unlucky.Copy !req
62. Think of it this way, Mio.Copy !req
63. I should be glad no
raw foods have hit me.Copy !req
64. It could have been worse.Copy !req
65. It's salmon!Copy !req
66. Morning.Copy !req
67. Good morning.Copy !req
68. Mai, good morning.Copy !req
69. Selamat pagi!Copy !req
70. Good morning.Copy !req
71. Mai, what are you reading?Copy !req
72. A real estate magazine.Copy !req
73. What? Mai, are you moving?Copy !req
74. Undecided.Copy !req
75. No response to selamat pagi?Copy !req
76. Fine. I guess I'll have to put this phrase to sleep.Copy !req
77. Yukko...Copy !req
78. Selamat malam.Copy !req
79. Oh, Mai! Don't you mean selamat pagi?Copy !req
80. What language is that?Copy !req
81. H-homeroom is starting...Copy !req
82. When I arrived at school this morning,Copy !req
83. I found this in my shoe locker.Copy !req
84. Did someone put this in there?Copy !req
85. U-um, if anyone knows
who did this, please tell me!Copy !req
86. Mio, who'd do
something like that?Copy !req
87. Maybe it was a prank?Copy !req
88. Maybe it was a student
with a crush on her.Copy !req
89. But a statue of the Maitreya Buddha?Copy !req
90. But I guess I can understand what it's likeCopy !req
91. to have one-sided feelings
for someone, though.Copy !req
92. You mean like your
feelings for Sasahara?Copy !req
93. Y-you idiot!Copy !req
94. Where am I?Copy !req
95. I need to get home.Copy !req
96. The professor must be worried,Copy !req
97. and I left the grill on.Copy !req
98. I can't get down!Copy !req
99. I lost my chopsticks.Copy !req
100. And my slipper!Copy !req
101. What am I going to do?Copy !req
102. I lost my arm!Copy !req
103. Now everyone will know I'm a robot...Copy !req
104. Here we go.Copy !req
105. I'm finished.Copy !req
106. Hey now, if you don't hurry up and eat,Copy !req
107. we'll be late to fifth period.Copy !req
108. Huh? I thought you liked wieners.Copy !req
109. I save the tastiest part
of my lunch for last.Copy !req
110. And I wrap it up by saying "delicious".Copy !req
111. Now then, here I go!Copy !req
112. It slipped through!Copy !req
113. It's not over yet!Copy !req
114. It's over!Copy !req
115. Not yet!Copy !req
116. One...Copy !req
117. Two...Copy !req
118. Three!Copy !req
119. Safe!Copy !req
120. You're definitely out!Copy !req
121. Jeez, Mio. Don't you know the three second rule?Copy !req
122. No, that was a total out!Copy !req
123. Delicious!Copy !req
124. She's kind of an idiot...Copy !req
125. First comes rock! Then comes paper...Copy !req
126. You can't throw all of them,Copy !req
127. rock, paper, scissors!Copy !req
128. Okay!Copy !req
129. Good morning, everyone.Copy !req
130. Spring is here,Copy !req
131. and a new year has begun,
but it's still quite cold.Copy !req
132. I'm twice as cold as
any of you, though.Copy !req
133. In any case, be sure not to catch a cold.Copy !req
134. All right?Copy !req
135. Please, promise your
principal that you won't.Copy !req
136. If you break that promise...Copy !req
137. I'll become the principal of another school.Copy !req
138. Hey, Mio.Copy !req
139. What is it? We'll get in trouble for talking.Copy !req
140. Do you think that the principal knowsCopy !req
141. how old all of his jokes are?Copy !req
142. He must know better than anyoneCopy !req
143. that nobody thinks they're funny...Copy !req
144. I don't know.Copy !req
145. Wait, what if he knows they're not funny,Copy !req
146. but he just wants to show today's corrupt youth the meaning of hard work?Copy !req
147. If that's the case, this
principal is absolutely diabolical!Copy !req
148. Mai?Copy !req
149. Mai...Copy !req
150. You don't think she
really thought his joke was...Copy !req
151. I've never seen Mai
laugh so hard before...Copy !req
152. All right, I'll try this!Copy !req
153. Mai...Copy !req
154. Why do I feelCopy !req
155. that if I say anything right
now, I'll lose everything?Copy !req
156. Yukko...Copy !req
157. Oh, sorry. Never mind.Copy !req
158. I'll wait just a bit longer.Copy !req
159. Before I remove it.Copy !req
160. Moving on, Ms. Sakurai has an important message for you all.Copy !req
161. Ms. Sakurai, if you please.Copy !req
162. Um, Ms. Sakurai...Copy !req
163. Yes!Copy !req
164. Excuse me, I'm the
student adviser, Ms. Sakurai.Copy !req
165. Please excuse me...Copy !req
166. Oh, being in front of this many people makes me nervous.Copy !req
167. No, I can't act this way.Copy !req
168. Otherwise, I'll never become
the teacher I want to be.Copy !req
169. I have to swallow my fears!Copy !req
170. I know!Copy !req
171. Recently, I've seen a lot
of goats around school.Copy !req
172. Please, do not bring
your goats to school!Copy !req
173. Goats?Copy !req
174. What do you have against goats?!Copy !req
175. Arriving by goat...Copy !req
176. doesn't violate school policy!Copy !req
177. What? Uh...Copy !req
178. Mio, isn't that Sasahara?Copy !req
179. Oh? Is that so...Copy !req
180. I will allow goats!Copy !req
181. No you can't! Cannot! I forbid it!Copy !req
182. Bringing a goat is definitely not okay!Copy !req
183. Don't say that, Tachibana Misato.Copy !req
184. Why must I walk on my own two legs?Copy !req
185. As the Sasahara family's eldest son...Copy !req
186. Who cares if you're the
Sasahara family's eldest son?Copy !req
187. Aren't the Sasaharas just a farming family?Copy !req
188. So what?Copy !req
189. What's wrong with an eldest son calling himself the eldest son?Copy !req
190. Sasahara comes from a farming family.Copy !req
191. I feel deceived.Copy !req
192. That goat by the bicycles was Sasahara's...Copy !req
193. Sasahara came for me on a white goat!Copy !req
194. Ah, happy new year.Copy !req
195. Me, too...Copy !req
196. Mio!Copy !req
197. Talking on your phone while riding a bike is extremely dangerous.Copy !req
198. Don't do it at all! Finally...Copy !req
199. I found a Maitreya in my
shoe locker this morning.Copy !req
200. I don't find this sort of action to be acceptable!Copy !req
201. Excuse me! Coming through...Copy !req
202. Maitreya...Copy !req
203. Mai, don't just stop all of a sudden!Copy !req
204. Is this...Copy !req
205. déjà vu, or something?Copy !req
206. Now, who did it?Copy !req
207. I won't be mad, so please raise your hand.Copy !req
208. We'll stay here all morning
until you turn yourself in!Copy !req
209. Who did it?Copy !req
210. Turn yourself in.Copy !req
211. Well, I heard it was your birthday, Ms. Sakurai...Copy !req
212. Oh my, so you really don't like Maitreya?Copy !req
213. I thought you'd like it for your birthday,Copy !req
214. but you didn't want a Maitreya statue.Copy !req
215. PrincipalCopy !req
216. This concludes the
morning announcements.Copy !req
217. Thank you for your
work until now, Principal.Copy !req
218. Vice Principal?Copy !req
219. Don't you feel tempted to
push the fire alarm button?Copy !req
220. You're right, I do.Copy !req
221. Why don't you push it?Copy !req
222. The last time I pushed it,
the alarm didn't go off.Copy !req
223. Really?Copy !req
224. What? A fire?Copy !req
225. No way!Copy !req
226. What do we do? Should we run?Copy !req
227. We have to get outside!Copy !req
228. Stop pushing me!Copy !req
229. You pushed me first!Copy !req
230. What are you talking about?Copy !req
231. I've always hated you!Copy !req
232. Cut it out! Someone could die!Copy !req
233. Just run! You can argue later!Copy !req
234. Excuse me.Copy !req
235. Excuse me, but do you know
what the word "clueless" means?Copy !req
236. Excuse me.Copy !req
237. What does "clueless" mean?Copy !req
238. Excuse me, but could you
tell me what "clueless" means?Copy !req
239. Help me!Copy !req
240. Hey!Copy !req
241. Captain, what's "clueless"?Copy !req
242. You are.Copy !req
243. Class 2-P, Sasahara Koujirou.Copy !req
244. Please see Tomioka in the
faculty office immediately.Copy !req
245. I know it doesn't violate school policy,Copy !req
246. but why do you have to ride a goat?Copy !req
247. Can't we work this out?Copy !req
248. If you don't like walking,
you could always ride a bike.Copy !req
249. So long as it's not a goat.Copy !req
250. Sir.Copy !req
251. It's Tomioka.Copy !req
252. Tomioka.Copy !req
253. Call me teacher.Copy !req
254. Teacher, could you please call him
Sasahara Kojiro, rather than "goat"?Copy !req
255. He's a goat for now.Copy !req
256. My name is Shinonome Nano.Copy !req
257. I'm a robot, made by
the professor I live with.Copy !req
258. The professor seems to be doing research,Copy !req
259. so she stays home all day.Copy !req
260. I spend my days helping her.Copy !req
261. Professor, I warmed up some milk for y—Copy !req
262. I don't have any special
features, but I can still feel pain.Copy !req
263. Nano, what's wrong?Copy !req
264. Professor, my toe... My toe...Copy !req
265. Y-y-your t-t-toe...Copy !req
266. It should be all right now.Copy !req
267. I don't have any special features,Copy !req
268. but my toe can come off.Copy !req
269. Professor, what is this key for?Copy !req
270. I've never turned it?Copy !req
271. No, but it spins every now and then.Copy !req
272. If you turn it like this...Copy !req
273. What's going on?Copy !req
274. I'm sorry, I do have special features.Copy !req
275. See? Fun, isn't it?Copy !req
276. Is that the only reason this key is here?Copy !req
277. Yup.Copy !req
278. That's the only reason for this key?Copy !req
279. Yup!Copy !req
280. Please remove it!Copy !req
281. Nope!Copy !req
282. It's cute.Copy !req
283. I'm serious. Please remove it!Copy !req
284. What? But it's cute...Copy !req
285. I want to be more normal.Copy !req
286. I want to sit in chairs normally,Copy !req
287. and roll over normally in my sleep.Copy !req
288. I can't go to school like this.Copy !req
289. I wish I wasn't a robot.Copy !req
290. Nano...Copy !req
291. I-I'm just kidding!Copy !req
292. You're being silly, Professor.Copy !req
293. Then take it...Copy !req
294. What?Copy !req
295. Take my Akutagawa Prize!Copy !req
296. Why?Copy !req
297. Take my Akutagawa Prize!Copy !req
298. This is my everyday life.Copy !req
299. Where am I?Copy !req
300. Hello! I'm Nano's big toe.Copy !req
301. I'm actually quite small.Copy !req
302. I wish I were a little bigger...Copy !req
303. The next episode of Nichijou is episode 2.Copy !req
304. Don't miss it.Copy !req