1. Once again, it's Morioh Radio!
We've got a great segment here for you today.Copy !req
2. "Help Me! Midnight Discussions!"Copy !req
3. Our first letter comes from a "Forever 21: Pretty Baby."Copy !req
4. "Kai, I need to get this off my chest!Copy !req
5. I was late to meet someone because of that stupid thing again!Copy !req
6. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about!Copy !req
7. That annoying railroad crossing that doesn't let you through!Copy !req
8. Seriously, it just ding, ding, ding, dings, and never stops!"Copy !req
9. Seriously?Copy !req
10. There's another Stand user at our school?Copy !req
11. Yeah. His name is Hazamada Toshikazu. He's in class 3-C.Copy !req
12. This Hazamada guy apparently got in an argument with his friend over some petty disagreement.Copy !req
13. He insulted his favorite TV show or idol or something.Copy !req
14. That same night, his friend gouged out his own eye with a mechanical pencil!Copy !req
15. Isn't that just crazy?Copy !req
16. Hazamada's friend could only recall one part of the incident.Copy !req
17. "Before I knew what was happening,
I was staring at my gouged-out left eye in my hand."Copy !req
18. So you're saying this guy gouged out
his friend's eye using some kind of Stand?Copy !req
19. I'm not saying that's what happened, but I won't say it isn't, either.Copy !req
20. Don't forget that normal people can't see Stands.Copy !req
21. Something about your story seems off to me...Copy !req
22. What was that?Copy !req
23. Josuke, you can't just call my info into question like that!Copy !req
24. I've got a real job now and everything!Copy !req
25. Huh? You found a job?Copy !req
26. Of course, Master Koichi! I work in financing now!Copy !req
27. Financing?Copy !req
28. You didn't become a loan shark, did you?Copy !req
29. Well... the place has a good reputation, at least!Copy !req
30. Anyway, we can't just stand here and ignore this.Copy !req
31. Wait up, Josuke!Copy !req
32. M-Master Koichi!Copy !req
33. Are you going with him?Copy !req
34. Just let that idiot Josuke do his own thing.Copy !req
35. There's something scary going on in this town...Copy !req
36. If Morioh really is in danger,
then that means my parents, my sister...Copy !req
37. and everyone I care about will have to face it at some point.Copy !req
38. Even if I'm scared, I have to do something!Copy !req
39. H-Copy !req
40. He's so tough!Copy !req
41. I'd expect nothing less from a guy like him!Copy !req
42. But...Copy !req
43. Time for me to head home!Copy !req
44. Stay safe, Master Koichi!Copy !req
45. It looks like he's not in his classroom right now.Copy !req
46. If that Hazamada guy seriously gouged out his friend's eye and came to school today acting like nothing was wrong...Copy !req
47. then he must be one messed up dude.Copy !req
48. H-Hey, Josuke!Copy !req
49. I'm gonna take a look inside his locker. Cover me, Koichi.Copy !req
50. You could at least warn me before you do something like that!Copy !req
51. For starters... His bag's still here.Copy !req
52. Guess he's still at school. We need to be careful.Copy !req
53. R-Right...Copy !req
54. He's in the tennis club, and he likes comics.Copy !req
55. This guy is hoarding way too much junk.Copy !req
56. I doubt the bow and arrow is in here, but...Copy !req
57. What's this piece of wood doing here?Copy !req
58. A Sta-Copy !req
59. N-No... This thing's an actual object.Copy !req
60. Is this supposed to be one of those dolls they sell at art stores?Copy !req
61. It almost gave me a heart attack...Copy !req
62. Huh?Copy !req
63. What? Why?Copy !req
64. It turned into me after I touched it!Copy !req
65. Now we know for sure...Copy !req
66. Hazamada is a Stand user!Copy !req
67. Great! You've got some nerve, making yourself look like me!Copy !req
68. A Japanese comic and animated TV series about a clumsy boy who becomes a superhero's apprentice.Copy !req
69. You've heard of Perman, right?Copy !req
70. I-It talked! It sounds exactly like him!Copy !req
71. You know how there was that copy-robot thing in Perman?Copy !req
72. Doesn't that sound super handy?Copy !req
73. Wouldn't it be sweet having one of those?Copy !req
74. Hey, Koichi. What is he talking about?Copy !req
75. What the hell is Perman?Copy !req
76. You've never heard of Perman? Unbelievable!Copy !req
77. And you call yourself Japanese?Copy !req
78. Quit rambling! I'm the one asking questions here!Copy !req
79. M-My arm!Copy !req
80. Josuke!Copy !req
81. The only difference between the copy-robot and me is that I can copy whoever I want!Copy !req
82. Once I copy someone, they're forced to mimic my every move.Copy !req
83. So I'm less like a puppet...Copy !req
84. and more like a puppet master!Copy !req
85. K-Koichi! M-Move!Copy !req
86. Koichi!Copy !req
87. That's one of you taken care of.Copy !req
88. Oh, but I can't take all the credit!
The one who really did it is you, his very own friend!Copy !req
89. Shit like this...Copy !req
90. really pisses me off!Copy !req
91. When people like you make others do their dirty work,
and never do anything themselves...Copy !req
92. it makes me wanna beat some sense into them!Copy !req
93. Great! Tee-hee!Copy !req
94. Dora!Copy !req
95. Guess I'm outside your range.Copy !req
96. If a user stays in one place, their Stand can only move so far.Copy !req
97. Basically, by staying this far away from you, Josuke, you have no way of beating me!Copy !req
98. Dora!Copy !req
99. This Stand is called "Surface."Copy !req
100. By possessing a doll, it gains physical form.Copy !req
101. Because of that, even normal people can see it.Copy !req
102. Hazamada! You asshole!Copy !req
103. My goal is to beat the shit out of Kujo Jotaro so he stays out of this town for good.Copy !req
104. That guy's a real piece of work!Copy !req
105. Trying to dig up dirt on us as an outsider...Copy !req
106. I hear Jotaro's Stand, Star Platinum,
can stop time for a second or two.Copy !req
107. None of us stand a chance against a powerful Stand user like him.Copy !req
108. But Josuke, this Surface copy of you has given us that chance!Copy !req
109. I just need you to stay knocked out for a while!Copy !req
110. You're the only thing standing in our way!Copy !req
111. He collapsed, huh?
Now that's a sound I like to hear!Copy !req
112. As long as he didn't slice a nerve,
he should still be able to see.Copy !req
113. If he's lucky, anyway.Copy !req
114. Looks like he won't be waking up for a while!Copy !req
115. That was a piece of cake!Copy !req
116. Hey! Pick up my bag.Copy !req
117. We're going after Jotaro now.Copy !req
118. Piece of cake...Copy !req
119. I'm pretty sure the hotel Jotaro's staying at is called...Copy !req
120. uh...Copy !req
121. The Morioh Grand Hotel!Copy !req
122. Yeah, that's the one!Copy !req
123. Koichi!Copy !req
124. Koichi!Copy !req
125. J-Josuke, are you okay?Copy !req
126. Th-Thanks for asking...
But man, that was a gutsy move.Copy !req
127. Even though you're hurt, you still used your Stand to trick him.Copy !req
128. What are you talking about?Copy !req
129. The only reason I was able to do that is because
you healed my face with Crazy Diamond as I got hit...Copy !req
130. Just one thing...Copy !req
131. It would be nice if you could heal the injuries I got from slamming into the door, too.Copy !req
132. O-Oh yeah!Copy !req
133. Yes, this is the Morioh Grand Hotel.Copy !req
134. Oh, uh, could you put me through to Kujo Jotaro in room 324?Copy !req
135. One moment, please.Copy !req
136. We're losing time!
We need to tell Mr. Jotaro about that Stand as soon as possible!Copy !req
137. Thank you for waiting.Copy !req
138. The line for Room 324 is currently in use.Copy !req
139. Please wait until the current call is completed.Copy !req
140. The line's in use?Copy !req
141. Huh?Copy !req
142. Of course! It's gotta be my copy!Copy !req
143. It must have called him before we did!Copy !req
144. You sure, Josuke?Copy !req
145. There's another Stand user at your school?Copy !req
146. Yup! I'll fill you in at Morioh Station.Copy !req
147. Meet me at the station plaza.Copy !req
148. Should only take you fiften minutes to get there.Copy !req
149. Got it. Front of the station in fifteen minutes.Copy !req
150. Piece of cake!Copy !req
151. N-No dice! He's not picking up!Copy !req
152. He must have left already!Copy !req
153. Mr. Jotaro was probably lured into meeting it somewhere!Copy !req
154. Dammit! We're just gonna have to make a break for my copy!Copy !req
155. To tell you the truth,
I couldn't really tell you and your copy apart!Copy !req
156. Yeah. Seeing its face didn't really
creep me out, but its fingers sure did.Copy !req
157. You see your fingers way more than your face, right?Copy !req
158. I knew it was a perfect copy
just from how it copied my fingerprints.Copy !req
159. Oh!Copy !req
160. Josuke, that was quick!Copy !req
161. Where's Master Koichi?Copy !req
162. H-Hazamada?Copy !req
163. Why are you with him?Copy !req
164. You're Kobayashi Tamami?Copy !req
165. You really don't know why we're together?Copy !req
166. I-I don't...Copy !req
167. No idea at all?Copy !req
168. I don't know! Why?Copy !req
169. Then...Copy !req
170. take this!Copy !req
171. Step on it.Copy !req
172. We've gotta hurry and catch up to Hazamada!
Otherwise Mr. Jotaro will be in deep shit!Copy !req
173. It's gonna be really bad if your copy gets to Mr. Jotaro first!Copy !req
174. Really, really bad!Copy !req
175. Yeah!Copy !req
176. I don't know how, but we need to catch up to it!Copy !req
177. Bye-bye, Josuke!Copy !req
178. See you tomorrow!Copy !req
179. Bye!Copy !req
180. Josuke!Copy !req
181. Josuke, see you later!Copy !req
182. Why the fuck do they only say goodbye to you?Copy !req
183. Nobody ever says that to me!Copy !req
184. All the girls in this school are fucking pigs, anyway!Copy !req
185. Josuke...Copy !req
186. Umm, will you read this?Copy !req
187. L-Later!Copy !req
188. Why the fuck did you take that?
You don't deserve this!Copy !req
189. Goddammit!
What makes you so special compared to me?Copy !req
190. What the hell does it matter?Copy !req
191. You don't have time to mess around, right?Copy !req
192. Watch who you're fucking talking to!Copy !req
193. Oww!Copy !req
194. Did you scrape your hand?
That was pretty careless of you!Copy !req
195. I'm made of wood, remember?Copy !req
196. Shut the fuck up!
Keep your hands away from me!Copy !req
197. Dammit, this is pissing me off.Copy !req
198. Even though it's my Stand, this happens every time!Copy !req
199. The other day, I had it copy the girl I had a crush on, Junko...Copy !req
200. but it kept doing shit to piss me off,
so it didn't go anywhere good!Copy !req
201. Isn't there anyone in this world
who isn't a total mouth breather? Dammit!Copy !req
202. That idiot Josuke!Copy !req
203. First I need to get rid of Jotaro,
then I'm gonna smash him to bits!Copy !req
204. It's gonna be awesome!Copy !req
205. My bike!Copy !req
206. He smudged it...Copy !req
207. Dammit, is that idiot out of his mind? I'm gonna kill him!Copy !req
208. Hey, I'm sure he didn't do it on purpose. He'll hear you.Copy !req
209. Who cares? That's why I'm yelling!Copy !req
210. Just look at him staggering around...Copy !req
211. Seriously, he looks like a dying cricket!Copy !req
212. That's a great metaphor! I like it!Copy !req
213. You like it? Describes him pretty well, huh?Copy !req
214. Hold him still, Surface.Copy !req
215. I'm gonna gut him like a fish!Copy !req
216. Wh-What are you doing?Copy !req
217. It's none of your fucking concern!Copy !req
218. I'm just gonna make sure that mouth of yours
never spews bullshit ever again!Copy !req
219. D-Don't!Copy !req
220. A shard of glass?Copy !req
221. H-Higashikata Josuke?Copy !req
222. Why? And he's got that midget with him, too!Copy !req
223. Hazamada!Copy !req
224. We finally caught up to you, asshole!Copy !req
225. Did you already forget?Copy !req
226. When you're within range of my Surface,
Josuke, you become my puppet!Copy !req
227. Control him, Surface!Copy !req
228. Are you sure about that?Copy !req
229. Wha- That shape!Copy !req
230. I wasn't trying to hit you with that glass shard!Copy !req
231. I just needed it to be near you before I restored it!Copy !req
232. M-My right hand!Copy !req
233. It turned back into wood!Copy !req
234. This sucks, Hazamada!Copy !req
235. Calm down!Copy !req
236. Just pretend you have your hand in your pocket!Copy !req
237. No one will notice!Copy !req
238. What we really need to worry about is that
Jotaro is gonna be at the station at any minute!Copy !req
239. I'm still surprised Josuke wasn't hurt,
but we can't focus on beating him right now!Copy !req
240. H-Hazamada! Wait for me!Copy !req
241. I see...Copy !req
242. They're meeting him in front of the station.Copy !req
243. J-Josuke, we can't waste any more time!Copy !req
244. They took the fastest possible route to the station!Copy !req
245. No problem. That's why I have you, Koichi.Copy !req
246. Looks like Josuke's not here yet.Copy !req
247. You see Josuke anywhere around here?Copy !req
248. Can't say I do!Copy !req
249. But when I do, I'll take control of him again.Copy !req
250. We've got this in the bag!Copy !req
251. Hazamada! There's a train coming!Copy !req
252. We're not gonna make it through!Copy !req
253. Not unless we wait...Copy !req
254. All right! Let's cut through the station building!Copy !req
255. Even if Josuke catches up to us,
the train will definitely stall him!Copy !req
256. Only one more minute!Copy !req
257. I'm gonna get there first!Copy !req
258. I did it!Copy !req
259. Huh?Copy !req
260. Isn't that Josuke?Copy !req
261. Wh-What happened to the train?Copy !req
262. Why's the crossing clear?Copy !req
263. Hazamada, look!Copy !req
264. Wh-What the fuck kind of Stand is that?Copy !req
265. Great! Didn't I tell you?
That what I have you for, Koichi!Copy !req
266. Ah! There he is!Copy !req
267. M-Mr. Jotaro! It's me, Josuke!Copy !req
268. Yo.Copy !req
269. We made it!Copy !req
270. We sure got Hazamada good, didn't we, Josuke?Copy !req
271. Did something happen?Copy !req
272. A copy?Copy !req
273. A Stand copied you down to your fingerprints?Copy !req
274. It sure did!Copy !req
275. This could've ended badly if he had made it here before I did!Copy !req
276. Now we have nothing to worry about!Copy !req
277. The copy is missing his right hand, so this should be easy.Copy !req
278. I was able to take it off myself.Copy !req
279. That's how you can tell us apart.Copy !req
280. Got it.Copy !req
281. They should be here any second now.Copy !req
282. Huh? What am I doing with this thing?Copy !req
283. Why did I grab a pen from Mr. Jotaro's coat pocket?Copy !req
284. I-I can't move!Copy !req
285. My arm feels frozen in place...Copy !req
286. O-On the other side of the glass...!Copy !req
287. Th-That's...Copy !req
288. Higashikata Josuke...Copy !req
289. I'm gonna have you stab Jotaro in the head
and kill him instantly for me!Copy !req
290. After all, if he doesn't die instantly,
your Crazy Diamond can just heal him right up!Copy !req
291. Josuke! This is your fault for
poking your nose where it doesn't belong!Copy !req
292. My original plan was to beat him up just enough to convince him to leave this town on his own...Copy !req
293. but now I'm gonna make you kill him with your own hand!Copy !req
294. It will be all your fault!Copy !req
295. Do it! Let him have it, Surface!Copy !req
296. M-Mr. Jotaro!Copy !req
297. Asshole!Copy !req
298. Something wrong, Josuke?Copy !req
299. Huh? No...Copy !req
300. Guess those guys finally found Hazamada.Copy !req
301. You little shit!Copy !req
302. You were right across the pedestrian bridge
at the station, just like that Josuke guy said!Copy !req
303. Unlike you, he's actually a nice kid!Copy !req
304. I don't know how,
but he healed our wounds and made us all better!Copy !req
305. You're gonna pay for everything you did earlier!Copy !req
306. Let's settle this behind the restroom!Copy !req
307. That Stand is pretty terrifying if it copies you.Copy !req
308. Anyway, guess I should take care of this doll.Copy !req
309. Gotta release my pent-up rage somehow!Copy !req
310. Dorararara!Copy !req
311. Unknown to the others, Tamami was admitted to the hospital.Copy !req
312. What a complete idiot!Copy !req
313. Well, you got my condolences!Copy !req
314. surechigatteku kao no nai shisenCopy !req
315. mune no ana ga kaetetta nichijouCopy !req
316. kyoukai nante nakutearu atarimae no kimyou, oh yeah!Copy !req
317. uwatsura de warauCopy !req
318. hikareru mysteryCopy !req
319. jitto hisonderu kono machi no dokokaCopy !req
320. jitto hisonderu kono machi no dokokaCopy !req
321. dakedo kyou mo jojo niCopy !req
322. monku nanka iatteCopy !req
323. nichijou wo odoruCopy !req
324. Crazy Noisy Bizarre TownCopy !req
325. As I watch the indistinct faces passing me byCopy !req
326. The hole in my heart reminds me how much my life has changedCopy !req
327. Not setting limits is just me being my usual bizarre self, oh yeah!Copy !req
328. With the dawn of each new day, I put on a fake smileCopy !req
329. Although unknown battles lie ahead, their mystery compels meCopy !req
330. A hidden threat has awoken, lurking somewhere in this townCopy !req
331. A hidden threat has awoken, lurking somewhere in this townCopy !req
332. But for today, we'll banter togetherCopy !req
333. just the same as we always haveCopy !req
334. as we dance our way through lifeCopy !req
335. in this Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town!Copy !req
336. Any time I need to see your face, I just close my eyesCopy !req
337. And I am taken to a place where your crystal mindCopy !req
338. And magenta feelings take up shelter in the base of my spineCopy !req
339. Sweet like a chic-a-cherry colaCopy !req
340. I don't need to try to explain, I just hold on tightCopy !req
341. And if it happens again, I might move so slightlyCopy !req
342. To the arms and the lips and the face of the human cannonballCopy !req
343. That I need to, I want toCopy !req
344. Come stand a little bit closerCopy !req
345. Breathe in and get a bit higherCopy !req
346. You'll never know what hit youCopy !req
347. When I get to youCopy !req
348. Ooh, I want you, I don't know if I need you, but...Copy !req
349. Ooh, I'd die to find outCopy !req
350. Ooh, I want you, I don't know if I need you, but...Copy !req
351. Ooh, I would die to find outCopy !req