1. That Hazamada guy really didn't know nothin'
'bout that electro-freak who killed my big bro?Copy !req
2. Yeah. He said they only ever talked by phone.Copy !req
3. Josuke, ya just believed him like that? Didja torture him?Copy !req
4. If Hazamada actually knew who that guy was,
he would have been killed by now.Copy !req
5. Y-You're right... Just like my big bro...Copy !req
6. Yeah. Since Hazamada is still alive,
it proves he doesn't know anything.Copy !req
7. But Hazamada said something interesting earlier...Copy !req
8. For some reason, Stand users are subconsciously drawn to each other, even if they've never met.Copy !req
9. They call people who are destined to be married "soulmates," right?Copy !req
10. It's like that.
You're bound to meet them eventually.Copy !req
11. They could be an enemy, a friend,
the guy who accidentally stepped on your foot on the bus...Copy !req
12. or even someone living right next door.Copy !req
13. There's no way to know.Copy !req
14. Morioh's not a big place...Copy !req
15. I dunno how many Stand users are in this town right now...Copy !req
16. but no matter how well they hide,
they'll eventually expose themselves.Copy !req
17. That guy knows it'll happen to him eventually.Copy !req
18. He wants you both gone!Copy !req
19. Goddammit!Copy !req
20. What a coward!Copy !req
21. He shoulda attacked us already!Copy !req
22. He hasn't attacked us yet because he's cautious.Copy !req
23. When a guy like him attacks...Copy !req
24. it means he's sure he's gonna win.Copy !req
25. Oh?Copy !req
26. Hey, it's Koichi!Copy !req
27. Why's he sitting there sipping on tea?Copy !req
28. Hey, Ko-Copy !req
29. Wha-Copy !req
30. A-A girl?Copy !req
31. Koichi, was asking you to meet me here... umm...Copy !req
32. a nuisance?Copy !req
33. Huh? No, it's no trouble at all...Copy !req
34. I'm just wondering why we met here of all places.Copy !req
35. Wow, so Koichi's with a girl...Copy !req
36. We're in the same class!
That's Yamagishi Yukako!Copy !req
37. All right! Let's get a better look!Copy !req
38. I don't know if you wanted to see my notes or something,
but my grades aren't very good, and my handwriting is sloppy.Copy !req
39. If you need money, I could maybe give you a thousand yen...Copy !req
40. Or is this about switching weekly duties with me?Copy !req
41. It's nothing like that...Copy !req
42. Huh? It's not? Then what is it?Copy !req
43. If this is about taking in a puppy or kitten...Copy !req
44. I can't since I already have my own dumb dog at home.Copy !req
45. Koichi!Copy !req
46. I'm just going to say it!Copy !req
47. Koichi...Copy !req
48. I really like you a lot!Copy !req
49. Huh?Copy !req
50. What'd she say?Copy !req
51. U-Umm... Uh, umm... Wh-What did you just say?Copy !req
52. You're all I can think about lately, Koichi...Copy !req
53. I was so scared to show you my true feelings...Copy !req
54. but if I hadn't, I don't know what I would have done!Copy !req
55. It's fine if you don't like me...Copy !req
56. but I needed to be honest with you.Copy !req
57. A-Am I hearing things,
or did she really just confess her feelings for me?Copy !req
58. Is this actually happening right now?Copy !req
59. Th-This is amazing!Copy !req
60. Why'd she pick Koichi?
Ya gotta be kiddin' me! Come on!Copy !req
61. I ain't never had nobody tell me that!Copy !req
62. Get a grip, man!Copy !req
63. But for real, she likes Koichi?Copy !req
64. Koichi, you must already have a girlfriend...Copy !req
65. Huh? I-I don't...Copy !req
66. But... are you being serious right now?Copy !req
67. I'm serious!Copy !req
68. Koichi, I've noticed your face
looks much more defined lately!Copy !req
69. You have such a confident and courageous demeanor.Copy !req
70. But when you smile, your face becomes so cute!Copy !req
71. Yeah, I can see that now.Copy !req
72. My face looks defined too, don't it?Copy !req
73. You can tell a lot about a man by how his future looks.Copy !req
74. And your future is shining bright!Copy !req
75. Y-You shouldn't speak so highly of me...Copy !req
76. You must hate girls like me who aren't cute, huh?Copy !req
77. Huh? Not cute? That's not true at all!Copy !req
78. Dammit, she is cute!Copy !req
79. Just tell her already!Copy !req
80. That jerk's got all the luck!Copy !req
81. Do you hate me?Copy !req
82. Huh? Uh, I don't hate you, but...Copy !req
83. Then do you like me?Copy !req
84. Huh? Hold on... It's just that, umm...Copy !req
85. So you do hate me...Copy !req
86. Huh? It's not that!Copy !req
87. The thing is, you're asking me so suddenly and-Copy !req
88. Which is it? Do you love me? Or don't you?Copy !req
89. Spit it out already!
I just poured my heart out to you!Copy !req
90. And now I spilled my coffee! This is all your fault!Copy !req
91. Oh, I'm so sorry! Sometimes I get worked up and I...Copy !req
92. Anyway, we'll see each other again, right?Copy !req
93. Y-Y'know... I feel like a balloon that just got all the air let out...Copy !req
94. An' my jealousy went with it...Copy !req
95. Y-Yeah...Copy !req
96. Let's just pretend we didn't see this.Copy !req
97. Yeah...Copy !req
98. What happened to my cola?Copy !req
99. I-I-It has clumps of hair in it!Copy !req
100. Stand users are drawn to each other, huh?Copy !req
101. There's no way...Copy !req
102. Koichi, it's me!Copy !req
103. Y-Yukako!Copy !req
104. What are you doing?Copy !req
105. Well, it's my turn to clean the lab today...Copy !req
106. Fourth period was chemistry lab.Copy !req
107. Koichi...Copy !req
108. I said some strange things to you yesterday.Copy !req
109. Just forget it.Copy !req
110. I get a bit worked up when I think too hard.
It's so embarrassing...Copy !req
111. I need to start thinking with a clearer head...Copy !req
112. Uh, s-sure...Copy !req
113. It caught me off guard, but I didn't think much of it...Copy !req
114. If it's okay with you, can we still be friends?Copy !req
115. O-Of course! I'd love to be your friend!Copy !req
116. Thank god!Copy !req
117. I was up all night worrying about
what I would do if you hated me!Copy !req
118. That's a bit excessive!Copy !req
119. And since I want to completely make it up to you... Here.Copy !req
120. I spent all night knitting this especially for you!Copy !req
121. Thank god! It's perfect on you!Copy !req
122. I knew your height and chest size,
but I wasn't so sure about your shoulder length.Copy !req
123. I made you a good luck charm, too.Copy !req
124. It will help you find undying love!Copy !req
125. And to top it all off,
I prepared a delicious lunch for us to eat together!Copy !req
126. I picked up the shrimp at a fish market this morning.Copy !req
127. A regular store is no place to buy fresh food.Copy !req
128. See this flounder meunière?
I lovingly picked out the bones one-by-one with tweezers.Copy !req
129. Here. Say, "Ahh."Copy !req
130. Ahh...Copy !req
131. I know one thing for sure now...Copy !req
132. Yamagishi Yukako is a really weird girl!Copy !req
133. Ahh...Copy !req
134. I can't accept this stuff!Copy !req
135. If I eat this, it'll make her think I accepted all of it!Copy !req
136. Ahh!Copy !req
137. But if I don't, she's gonna be mad at me!Copy !req
138. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
139. Hirose!Copy !req
140. Why aren't you finished yet?Copy !req
141. You need to throw away all this trash before class begins.Copy !req
142. I-I'm saved!Copy !req
143. R-Right! Right!Copy !req
144. B-Better get this taken care of!Copy !req
145. Oh, you're hopeless.Copy !req
146. Let me help you.Copy !req
147. I can carry half of it.Copy !req
148. Huh? Th-That's okay, I'd feel bad about it...Copy !req
149. Just give it to me!Copy !req
150. I would be the one getting the blame for this since I'm the class rep.Copy !req
151. I swear!Copy !req
152. S-Sorry...Copy !req
153. Hey, you.Copy !req
154. Don't bother Koichi ever again.Copy !req
155. Koichi? You mean Hirose Koichi?Copy !req
156. I have no idea what you're talking about.Copy !req
157. I know your type.Copy !req
158. You reek of a man-stealing whore.Copy !req
159. Stealing? What are you talking about?Copy !req
160. Listen closely. If you ever go near my Koichi again...Copy !req
161. you'll regret it for the rest of your life.Copy !req
162. Don't just walk away from me!Copy !req
163. I'm trying to be nice about this, but...Copy !req
164. Hirose Koichi?Copy !req
165. I don't care for him at all!Copy !req
166. You have no right to tell me what I can or can't do, you bitch!Copy !req
167. Oww!Copy !req
168. What was that?Copy !req
169. What's her deal?Copy !req
170. She's so messed up!
She actually likes Hirose?Copy !req
171. Hmph! What a joke!
Wait until I tell the whole school!Copy !req
172. Huh?Copy !req
173. What is that?Copy !req
174. I feel something hot... Something's wrong...Copy !req
175. This is so strange...Copy !req
176. It's getting really hot...Copy !req
177. W-Water!Copy !req
178. S-Someone! Someone! Wa-Copy !req
179. Hey, Josuke...Copy !req
180. Guess Yamagishi Yukako really was a Stand user.Copy !req
181. She's got a Stand that makes her hair move.Copy !req
182. Yeah. Even so, I don't think she'll attack Koichi, and it doesn't seem like she's an enemy.Copy !req
183. By the way, Okuyasu, what are you gonna do about this girl's hair?Copy !req
184. I can't restore anything that's been erased by The Hand.Copy !req
185. That ain't nothin'. She'd be bald if it wasn't for me.Copy !req
186. Sorry, but I sure as hell ain't no hairdresser!Copy !req
187. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
188. I just got this English test back...Copy !req
189. I'm so worried about this thing with Yukako,
I can't concentrate on anything else...Copy !req
190. Even stupid ol' me got a better score!
Only thirty-two points, though...Copy !req
191. Honestly, I was really happy
about all the attention I was getting at first.Copy !req
192. I've never had a girl tell me she likes me before...Copy !req
193. I feel ya! I really feel for ya! It sure as shit ain't easy!Copy !req
194. But still, it's my fault for not being
direct with her and letting it come to this...Copy !req
195. I need to tell her straight-up that I don't like her back!
Otherwise, she'll never leave me alone!Copy !req
196. That's a pretty bad idea, Koichi.Copy !req
197. If you say that, you'll just fan the flames
of Yukako's passionate personality even harder.Copy !req
198. She'll get really upset.Copy !req
199. Y-You think so?Copy !req
200. Absolutely! Listen up...Copy !req
201. We can't focus on convincing Yamagishi Yukako not to abuse her hair Stand right now.Copy !req
202. We need to figure out how to divert her attention away from you so she'll spare you.Copy !req
203. But how?Copy !req
204. No matter how much she likes you right now...Copy !req
205. if she gets it in her head that you're a charmless, no-good, boring guy...Copy !req
206. then everything will work itself out, right?Copy !req
207. Y-Yeah...Copy !req
208. You just need to act that way in front of her on purpose!Copy !req
209. Yeah! I get it! That's fuckin' genius!Copy !req
210. You're so smart, Josuke!Copy !req
211. Hehe, thanks!Copy !req
212. Though that doesn't mean much coming from you...Copy !req
213. What do I have to do to make Yukako think I'm no good?Copy !req
214. Well, most girls don't like guys who are gross or too attached to their mom, right?Copy !req
215. I-I can't have her think that!Copy !req
216. That could make her jealous and put my mom in danger!Copy !req
217. Guess you're gonna hafta stink it up, then!Copy !req
218. No more soap for you!Copy !req
219. Huh?Copy !req
220. Yeah, and stop brushing your teeth and changing your underwear!Copy !req
221. How 'bout we put lice an' spiders an' shit in your hair?Copy !req
222. Smelly socks will definitely repulse her!Copy !req
223. Make sure ya fart all around her, too!Copy !req
224. Yeah, she'll definitely hate that!Copy !req
225. Quit joking around! This is serious!Copy !req
226. I'm bein' serious too, man!Copy !req
227. Ya gotta start snottin' and droolin' everywhere!Copy !req
228. Huh?Copy !req
229. If you don't wanna do all this,
then you need to become a guy with a bleak future.Copy !req
230. She has to completely give up on you.Copy !req
231. We'll help you get through this. Okay?Copy !req
232. Hirose Koichi is really a thief? I can't believe it!Copy !req
233. And you're telling me he shoplifts, too? What an asshole!Copy !req
234. Yeah! Koichi said it himself!Copy !req
235. He was actin' all proud an' stuff!Copy !req
236. You know, Koichi never keeps his promises, too.Copy !req
237. I lent him some money, and he totally stiffed me!Copy !req
238. I hear he cheats on his tests an' steals girls' panties!Copy !req
239. He ain't got no future! He's the self-destructive type!Copy !req
240. I'm never hanging out with him again!Copy !req
241. Same here!Copy !req
242. Geez, she's crazy intense...Copy !req
243. Assuming Koichi tells her he did all that stuff by tomorrow...Copy !req
244. she should stop bothering him.Copy !req
245. Josuke, Okuyasu...Copy !req
246. I hope you guys did a good job convincing her...Copy !req
247. I really hope she finally gives up on me...Copy !req
248. What is that?Copy !req
249. My eyes are closed... Is this a dream?Copy !req
250. A woman?Copy !req
251. I-It's Yukako!Copy !req
252. I can't believe this!
She's even appearing in my dreams...Copy !req
253. I can't catch a break anywhere!Copy !req
254. Koichi, it seems to me like
your friends don't think too highly of you.Copy !req
255. But it's okay! You have me, now.Copy !req
256. I'll show you proper discipline and turn you into the perfect man!Copy !req
257. I see something in you I've never seen in any other man.Copy !req
258. I want to make sure you live up to your potential.Copy !req
259. J-Josuke! This completely backfired!Copy !req
260. Where am I?Copy !req
261. Koichi, are you hungry?Copy !req
262. Breakfast is just about ready!Copy !req
263. O-Okay...Copy !req
264. I can't forget she has that hair Stand...Copy !req
265. I'll just have to wait for my chance to escape!Copy !req
266. It's my only hope!Copy !req
267. Th-There's something I wanted to ask you...Copy !req
268. What is it?Copy !req
269. Your hair last night... What was that?Copy !req
270. Were you scared?Copy !req
271. I'm not surprised. Anyone who suddenly saw that would be.Copy !req
272. Around February of this year...Copy !req
273. someone struck me with an arrow through my chest.Copy !req
274. Or not... I may have dreamt it up.Copy !req
275. When I woke up,
my wound was completely healed, and I had that ability.Copy !req
276. Nijimura Keicho!Copy !req
277. D-Do you know anyone else who can do something like that?Copy !req
278. I don't.Copy !req
279. She doesn't realize I'm a Stand user!Copy !req
280. Now, have a seat. You're a growing boy, after all!Copy !req
281. If you don't receive proper nourishment...Copy !req
282. you'll never grow into a perfect man for me!Copy !req
283. I-I'll just play along with her for now...Copy !req
284. This looks amazing! I can't wait to dig in!Copy !req
285. You can't eat yet, Koichi!Copy !req
286. You got a sixteen on your English exam!Copy !req
287. Even if a man is more than just his brains, this is unacceptable.Copy !req
288. I've decided to have you study while you eat.Copy !req
289. Okay?Copy !req
290. I've prepared some questions for you.Copy !req
291. You will answer them by choosing box A, B, or C,
then eat whatever is inside the one you chose.Copy !req
292. H-Hold on a second...Copy !req
293. You have no choice in the matter!Copy !req
294. While living in this house,
everything we do together will be for your betterment!Copy !req
295. Do you understand now?Copy !req
296. Here's the first question.Copy !req
297. Prince often sings the lyric "funky music."
What is the closest phrase to this in Japanese?Copy !req
298. A: Passionate music.Copy !req
299. B: Primal music.Copy !req
300. C: Fantasy music.Copy !req
301. I-I'll be in big trouble if I get this wrong...Copy !req
302. B-But I have no idea what the right answer is!Copy !req
303. I have a feeling it's A, but B and C also sound right...Copy !req
304. Whatever, I'll just pick one!Copy !req
305. I think it's... B...Copy !req
306. You're right!Copy !req
307. I'm so relieved! This box contains boiled eggs!Copy !req
308. I'll peel them for you. Do you want them salted?Copy !req
309. By the way, if you had chosen box A,
I would have made you eat this eraser!Copy !req
310. Huh?Copy !req
311. Box C contained soap!Copy !req
312. Wh-What?Copy !req
313. Answer this next one right, and you'll get bacon and eggs. Good luck!Copy !req
314. How is the word "contrast" written in Japanese?Copy !req
315. The second character for each answer is different.Copy !req
316. A: Taisho.Copy !req
317. B: Taisho.Copy !req
318. C: Taisho.Copy !req
319. Sh-She's serious...Copy !req
320. If I choose the wrong box,
she'll definitely make me eat whatever's inside it!Copy !req
321. Come now, hurry up and answer!Copy !req
322. Your food is getting cold.Copy !req
323. U-Umm, uh...Copy !req
324. What am I gonna do? This is ridiculous!Copy !req
325. I-I think it's C...Copy !req
326. Koichi, you chose your answer from looking at
the expression on my face, didn't you?Copy !req
327. Huh?Copy !req
328. So the rumors about you
thieving and shoplifting and cheating are true!Copy !req
329. As punishment, you have to eat both A and B now!Copy !req
330. A is English vocabulary corn flakes.Copy !req
331. B is asparagus wrapped in pages from an English dictionary.Copy !req
332. I'm going to make sure you learn while you eat!Copy !req
333. Here!Copy !req
334. Open your mouth! I'll feed it to you.Copy !req
335. What's the matter? Eat it!Copy !req
336. I'm done playing around!
You think I'm gonna put up with this? I can't take it anymore!Copy !req
337. I'm getting out of here!Copy !req
338. I'm being pulled! By my scalp!Copy !req
339. Th-There's moving hair mixed in with my own!Copy !req
340. That's right.
I planted a few hundred of my own hairs into your scalp.Copy !req
341. Koichi...Copy !req
342. you may come to hate me for all of this...Copy !req
343. but once you leave this house, you'll see a much better man in the mirror, and you'll have me to thank for it.Copy !req
344. Soon you'll realize you were in desperate need
of a woman like me in your life.Copy !req
345. You won't know how you lived before you met Yamagishi Yukako.Copy !req
346. And just so you're aware,
until you finish eating the food on plates A and B...Copy !req
347. you won't be getting the next dish.Copy !req
348. This place is the vacation home of some company's president.Copy !req
349. No one will come here until summer.Copy !req
350. S-Summer?Copy !req
351. Regardless, even if someone does come here...Copy !req
352. our love is unbreakable.Copy !req
353. S-Somebody help me!Copy !req
354. surechigatteku kao no nai shisenCopy !req
355. mune no ana ga kaetetta nichijouCopy !req
356. kyoukai nante nakutearu atarimae no kimyou, oh yeah!Copy !req
357. uwatsura de warauCopy !req
358. hikareru mysteryCopy !req
359. jitto hisonderu kono machi no dokokaCopy !req
360. jitto hisonderu kono machi no dokokaCopy !req
361. dakedo kyou mo jojo niCopy !req
362. monku nanka iatteCopy !req
363. nichijou wo odoruCopy !req
364. Crazy Noisy Bizarre TownCopy !req
365. As I watch the indistinct faces passing me byCopy !req
366. The hole in my heart reminds me how much my life has changedCopy !req
367. Not setting limits is just me being my usual bizarre self, oh yeah!Copy !req
368. With the dawn of each new day, I put on a fake smileCopy !req
369. Although unknown battles lie ahead, their mystery compels meCopy !req
370. A hidden threat has awoken, lurking somewhere in this townCopy !req
371. A hidden threat has awoken, lurking somewhere in this townCopy !req
372. But for today, we'll banter togetherCopy !req
373. just the same as we always haveCopy !req
374. as we dance our way through lifeCopy !req
375. in this Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town!Copy !req