1. There's no way a mouse
could kill a scorpion.Copy !req
2. Dude, a mouse could kill...
A rat could kill a scorpion.Copy !req
3. No shit, Frank, but we're not
talking about a rat.Copy !req
4. - We're talking about a mouse.
- A rat still would lose.Copy !req
5. A little mouse fighting
a scorpion, and that is final!Copy !req
6. Shut up!Copy !req
7. Shut up! Oh, my God!
I don't care!Copy !req
8. All we're doing is arguing
about the most stupid shit!Copy !req
9. Rat, scorpion, I don't care, man!
When did this start happening?Copy !req
10. When we started arguing all the time
and fighting? This isn't like us!Copy !req
11. Look. We're working our asses
off in this bar, you know?Copy !req
12. We're getting nothing to show for it
and so we're starting to snipCopy !req
13. and pick at each other.
And it's bullshit, man.Copy !req
14. 'Cause guess what.
It's a beautiful day outside.Copy !req
15. Okay? We need to change things up.
Let's go outside, get fresh air.Copy !req
16. Let's run around a little bit.
Let's just do something different.Copy !req
17. You know what, Charlie?
You're right. This is great.Copy !req
18. Yeah. It's just nice to do something
different for a change.Copy !req
19. Yeah. Enjoy a little blue sky,
some fresh air.Copy !req
20. - Yeah. Some earth beneath our feet.
- See? I told you you'd like it.Copy !req
21. - It's goddamn bright out here.
- So bright. I can't use my eyes.Copy !req
22. - There's people playing football.
- Like there's no room to drink.Copy !req
23. - I'd like to go back to the bar.
- Let's go back to the bar!Copy !req
24. - Are you kidding me?
- Oh, look out. Let me see that.Copy !req
25. - Can I get that back?
- Yeah. Go long.Copy !req
26. I'll toss you a wicked spiral.Copy !req
27. Why don't you just give me the ball,
dude? We're trying to practice.Copy !req
28. - What are you practicing for?
- I'm trying out for the Eagles.Copy !req
29. Uh, the Philadelphia Eagles?Copy !req
30. Yeah. They're holding tryouts
for the public.Copy !req
31. Like in that movie, "Invincible".Copy !req
32. Was that the one where the guy
from the New Kids on the BlockCopy !req
33. makes it onto the Eagles?
I saw that.Copy !req
34. That's the one. That's a good one.
Wait. They're actually doing that?Copy !req
35. - Yes. Just give me the football.
- Okay.Copy !req
36. Well, Dennis, I think you know
what we have to do.Copy !req
37. Dude, did you read this flyer?Copy !req
38. Donovan McNabb is gonna be
giving us a motivational speech.Copy !req
39. I know, dude. We are actually going
to be running on the Linc!Copy !req
40. Lincoln Field, baby!Copy !req
41. You guys think you're actually
gonna make the team?Copy !req
42. Hell, no, we're not
gonna make the team.Copy !req
43. But we will finally get to prove
once and for allCopy !req
44. who's a better football player.Copy !req
45. Right. Trying out for the Eagles is
the best way to settle that score.Copy !req
46. You know what? I would like to join
your little competition.Copy !req
47. - No, no, no, no, no.
- You... You... You're a woman.Copy !req
48. Women can't do things like this.
You'll get hurt.Copy !req
49. Women aren't allowed
to try out for football.Copy !req
50. That's ridiculous. They should
at least be able to try out.Copy !req
51. There are plenty of other sports
that women can try out for.Copy !req
52. Like, uh, cooking and...Copy !req
53. Complaining to your friends
about your boyfriends.Copy !req
54. - Playing... Playing at ballet.
- Cleaning.Copy !req
55. Displaying cars at auto shows
in tiny bikinis.Copy !req
56. When you get older, you can play
bridge together. I don't know.Copy !req
57. You know what? I am in such better
shape than both of you guys.Copy !req
58. Do you not think the first thing
they're gonna do to weed people outCopy !req
59. s make you run?
Oh, good luck.Copy !req
60. I could get so much
further than both of you.Copy !req
61. You think that's even a possibility?Copy !req
62. 'Cause that could
be very embarrassing for us.Copy !req
63. Well, we're never gonna have to
find out because she can't try out.Copy !req
64. - You can't try out!
- You're not allowed to try out.Copy !req
65. - That is a rule, right?
- Check the rules.Copy !req
66. We'll put a layer of beer,
then a layer of ice...Copy !req
67. - What are you guys doing?
- We're gonna tailgate the tryouts.Copy !req
68. Oh, shit. That's a good idea.
You gonna bust out Green Man, bro?Copy !req
69. - No. No Green Man.
- What's Green Man?Copy !req
70. Well, in high school, Charlie
was like our school mascot.Copy !req
71. A mascot nobody wanted.Copy !req
72. He'd get wasted and dress in
this green spandex bodysuit.Copy !req
73. - It was really sad.
- Spandex?Copy !req
74. That's it.
You gotta bring the Green Man suit.Copy !req
75. - With the spandex.
- Green Man was good.Copy !req
76. It got me through some hard times.
But I'm done with it.Copy !req
77. Tell you what. You can wear it if
you want, I'm just gonna relax.Copy !req
78. This is gonna be about
chilling out for me.Copy !req
79. This is gonna be
exactly like Woodstock.Copy !req
80. Is it? Are you planning on getting
yourself locked in the bathroomCopy !req
81. of your cousin's Winnebago
for three days?Copy !req
82. Shut up about that.Copy !req
83. I survived on hand soap
and toilet water for three days.Copy !req
84. The memory haunts me.Copy !req
85. The Linc, dude! The Linc!
Yeah, baby.Copy !req
86. I am actually gonna be able
to look downCopy !req
87. and literally see how many yards
I'm running.Copy !req
88. - This is gonna be awesome, dude.
- We might actually get furtherCopy !req
89. n this tryout than we thought.
See how many yahoos are trying out?Copy !req
90. Oh, yeah. I've seen a lot of
people wearing capes.Copy !req
91. - There are 15 guys wearing capes.
- Why would you wear a cape?Copy !req
92. - What advantage does that give you?
- Absolutely none.Copy !req
93. Have a little respect. We are here
with the Philadelphia Eagles,Copy !req
94. and they are opening up
their doors to us.Copy !req
95. - This is a boyhood dream.
- I know. I know.Copy !req
96. Why even come out here if you're not
gonna take this somewhat seriously?Copy !req
97. - You done pissing yet?
- No. I haven't started pissing.Copy !req
98. Because you're standing next to me,
you're talking to me.Copy !req
99. - It's making me nervous.
- All right. Want another beer?Copy !req
100. Yeah. Give me another beer,
for Christ sakes.Copy !req
101. I'm gonna sit here
and not drink another beer?Copy !req
102. Yeah.Copy !req
103. Cabana is assembled. The grill is
as sparkling as we're gonna get it.Copy !req
104. The margarita machine here
is open for business. Time to relax.Copy !req
105. Want to drop some acid with me?Copy !req
106. - What? You're dropping acid?
- Mmm. Woodstock, baby.Copy !req
107. Uh, okay. Well, no.Copy !req
108. Thank you.
I believe that would haveCopy !req
109. the complete opposite effect
of relaxation for me.Copy !req
110. Well, I'm gonna trip balls.Copy !req
111. No. You messed up. It's too high.
It doesn't look right on you.Copy !req
112. Too high? No, I'm good at it, dude.
I did a good job on you.Copy !req
113. - 'Cause I have good cheekbones.
- You have good cheekbones?Copy !req
114. - You put foundation all over, bro.
- I put a light base on...Copy !req
115. Hey, guys. What's up?Copy !req
116. - What the hell is this?
- How's it hangin'?Copy !req
117. This is a joke, right?
You think anyone's gonna buy that?Copy !req
118. - Whatever, bro.
- You're gonna get crushed.Copy !req
119. Dee, the second any part
of your body touches that field,Copy !req
120. t's gonna shatter like glass.
- You got bones like glass.Copy !req
121. - I don't have bones like glass.
- You had to wear a back brace.Copy !req
122. Your body's, like, 90%
scoliosis, Dee.Copy !req
123. Move it, fellas.
Let's get on the bus.Copy !req
124. Bus? What the hell
are you talking about?Copy !req
125. The bus that takes you to the field.Copy !req
126. Wait. I thought we were gonna be
playing on the Linc.Copy !req
127. You think you dipshits are gonna
play on the same fieldCopy !req
128. that champions play on?Copy !req
129. - Where are we going?
- "Where are we going?"Copy !req
130. We're going to a shitty
high school in Bucks County.Copy !req
131. Now get your ass on the bus.
If I say it one more time...Copy !req
132. If I say it one more time...
If I say it one more time...Copy !req
133. Sprint to the bus.
Sprint to the bus.Copy !req
134. That's everyone on the bus, dude.
They're leaving.Copy !req
135. Maybe they're having the
tryouts in a different place.Copy !req
136. Son of a bitch. All right. Screw it.
We're here. We'll just relax.Copy !req
137. Stay here and look at the Linc?
Like a couple of dicks in a yard?Copy !req
138. Get out of here!
We gotta get up and go.Copy !req
139. - Oh...
- Let's go follow that bus. Come on.Copy !req
140. All right. You get that.
You get that. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
141. - Charlie, get up.
- This is work. I didn't want to...Copy !req
142. Get the stuff. We'll follow the bus.Copy !req
143. - I like your mustache.
- Oh. Thank you.Copy !req
144. - I can't grow one.
- Okay.Copy !req
145. - That's a pretty sweet cape.
- Thank you. My mom made it.Copy !req
146. - Hmm. She did a very good job.
- Yeah.Copy !req
147. - She's talented.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
148. Can't believe we're not gonna tear
it up on the Linc. This is bullshit.Copy !req
149. Half the reason I wanted
to do this in the first placeCopy !req
150. was to be out on that field.Copy !req
151. Man, stop smoking, will ya? Some
of us are trying to make the team.Copy !req
152. - Are you kidding me, bro?
- No.Copy !req
153. Guy, if you think
you're actually going to makeCopy !req
154. the Philadelphia Eagles,
then you're pathetic.Copy !req
155. - You're pathetic.
- No, you're pathetic, sport.Copy !req
156. - You're pathetic!
- You're pathetic!Copy !req
157. - You're the one who is pathetic!
- Whatever, man!Copy !req
158. When I'm done with this tryout,
you'll go back to your sad,Copy !req
159. pitiful life,
and I'll be on the Eagles.Copy !req
160. And everybody in Philadelphia
will know the name McPoyle.Copy !req
161. - What'd you say your name is?
- McPoyle. Doyle McPoyle.Copy !req
162. - The unibrow. The eczema. The acne.
- He's definitely a McPoyle.Copy !req
163. There are so many of those people.Copy !req
164. Now, this is what I'm talking about.
Look at all the people.Copy !req
165. But we're stuck over here by the
portable shitters. It's kinda lame.Copy !req
166. - Stop bitching and set up.
- No. I'm not setting anything up.Copy !req
167. I'm sitting in my chair.Copy !req
168. I'm relaxing, I'm getting blackout
drunk, and you're leaving me alone.Copy !req
169. All right. Be a party pooper.Copy !req
170. - What are you doing, dude?
- Taking more acid.Copy !req
171. Classic mistake, Frank.
You're making a classic mistake.Copy !req
172. Just shut up and sit in
your stupid chair.Copy !req
173. It's your funeral, buddy.
Whoa! Hey there, guy.Copy !req
174. - That's good.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
175. You kidding me, man?Copy !req
176. - What the hell is that shit?
- Man, that won't fly.Copy !req
177. Come on, dude. You almost ran me...Copy !req
178. - Oh, my God. The McPoyle brothers.
- Hello, Charles.Copy !req
179. - What the hell are you doing here?
- Came to support our brother Doyle.Copy !req
180. - He's gonna make the Eagles.
- Okay. That's fantastic. Great.Copy !req
181. - But your bus is spilling over...
- You almost ran me over, man.Copy !req
182. - Move it back.
- You gotta move it back a few feet.Copy !req
183. - No. No can do.
- We need the space.Copy !req
184. - For what?
- The whole family's here.Copy !req
185. Oh, that's great. Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
186. Great. Of course you're here. Good.
How many... What is that a jar of?Copy !req
187. - What is that a jar of, dude?
- Pig parts.Copy !req
188. How many can there possibly be?
Oh, good to see her again. Good.Copy !req
189. She doesn't know what I'm saying,
right? Okay. Here he comes.Copy !req
190. You're here in the world. That's
the sun. It's gonna hurt your eyes.Copy !req
191. Watch your mouth.
They've got thin corneas.Copy !req
192. What is that? A fife?
You brought your little flute.Copy !req
193. Is there more? Are there any more?
Get 'em all out.Copy !req
194. All right. Look. I tell you what.
Leave me alone, okay?Copy !req
195. I don't care what you do.
Just leave me alone.Copy !req
196. 'Cause, like, I'm here to
relax and have a good time.Copy !req
197. I don't want any of your shit.
All right? So leave me alone, okay?Copy !req
198. We be cool. We're even now.Copy !req
199. - Bump it.
- I'm not bumping your fist.Copy !req
200. - Bump it.
- Do it, Charlie. Bump it.Copy !req
201. I'm not bumping you, all right?Copy !req
202. I never bumped him once!
I'm not gonna bump him!Copy !req
203. - Whatever. No bumping.
- These guys are freak shows, man.Copy !req
204. Hustle up! Let's go, bitches!Copy !req
205. - Let's move it! Let's move it!
- I was here first, Coach.Copy !req
206. - Hustle!
- Coach! Hi. Hi, there.Copy !req
207. Cole. Cole Armstrong.Copy !req
208. Three-time all-American. Fastest
sprinter in five counties. Coach?Copy !req
209. Would you like us to stand
when you address us,Copy !req
210. or do you prefer we take a knee?Copy !req
211. - I don't give a shit!
- Okay. I'll take a knee.Copy !req
212. I'll take a knee.Copy !req
213. We're doing these tryouts for you,
because of your harassmentCopy !req
214. and your love for the
New Kids on the Block movie.Copy !req
215. You paid your $30 fee. We promised
you a keynote speaker.Copy !req
216. - All right. Bring him up.
- McNabb, dude. McNabb.Copy !req
217. - Gentlemen!
- Uh, is this good here?Copy !req
218. Yeah, that's cool.
Just put your parking brake on.Copy !req
219. Donovan McNabb.Copy !req
220. Hey, guys.
I'm Donovan McNabb. Whoo.Copy !req
221. Uh, I play quarterback
for the Philadelphia Eagles.Copy !req
222. And I'm here to tell you
that you can, too,Copy !req
223. f you start every day with a hearty
breakfast from McDonald's.Copy !req
224. Uh, like the new Sausage Egg
McGriddle Value Meal,Copy !req
225. available now for a limited time
for under five dollars.Copy !req
226. Remember, guys.
Real champs eat at McDonald's.Copy !req
227. I'm lovin' it.
Can I get the check?Copy !req
228. - That's good.
- What the hell was that?Copy !req
229. Thanks, Donnie.Copy !req
230. - That was not Donovan McNabb!
- That was not Donovan McNabb!Copy !req
231. - Yes, it was.
- It was like a McDonald's plug.Copy !req
232. Was that the guy from
"The Cosby Show?"Copy !req
233. - That's not the guy from...
- Yeah. He was married to Sondra.Copy !req
234. - Alvin.
- They had Raven-Symoné.Copy !req
235. - That's so Raven.
- That's not the guy from...Copy !req
236. You know what? Sprints!Copy !req
237. - Goddamn it!
- Sprints!Copy !req
238. - Sprints!
- Good job, dude.Copy !req
239. - I'm starting to feel it. Mmm!
- I bet you are, bud.Copy !req
240. - Feeling weird.
- Yeah, probably feeling very weird.Copy !req
241. The acid's making me feel
like I gotta take a dump.Copy !req
242. That's what happens when you
take a lot of acid, dude.Copy !req
243. - I gotta go.
- Then go.Copy !req
244. The line's too long.
Maybe I can hold it in.Copy !req
245. - Then go in the McPoyles' camper.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
246. That might bring back bad memories.
I think I'm gonna hold it.Copy !req
247. - How you feeling?
- Annoyed.Copy !req
248. - There's nothing kicking in yet?
- What you talking about? The beer?Copy !req
249. No. The acid.Copy !req
250. - I did not take any acid. Remember?
- Oh, yeah, you did.Copy !req
251. What are you talking about?Copy !req
252. I put a shitload of it in your beer.Copy !req
253. - What?
- Yeah.Copy !req
254. Is that what all those little
pieces of paper were floating...Copy !req
255. I drank all that shit, dude!
There was a ton of acid in there!Copy !req
256. - Yeah.
- Why would you do that?Copy !req
257. I don't want to be
the only one tripping.Copy !req
258. Oh, my God, man!Copy !req
259. - Oh, my God!
- I really have to go take a dump.Copy !req
260. Shut up. I don't care.
Go to their camper.Copy !req
261. I don't care, dude. Get out of here.
Oh, you sick son of a bitch, dude!Copy !req
262. Why would you do...
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!Copy !req
263. - You ready to quit yet, Cole?
- Yeah. You had enough yet, Cole?Copy !req
264. - Yeah, Cole!
- We ran for, like, 10 minutes.Copy !req
265. - My side is gonna explode.
- You guys are in terrible shape.Copy !req
266. This is gonna be a lot
easier than I thought.Copy !req
267. Let's go!Copy !req
268. - Let's go! Move it!
I'm in so much pain.Copy !req
269. All right. Now that
we got our hearts pumping,Copy !req
270. let's pick out some gear,
pick a partner... hitting drills!Copy !req
271. I pick Cole!Copy !req
272. Oh, no, he didn't!
Oh, no, he didn't!Copy !req
273. That's my signature dance.
Gonna do that when I tackle people.Copy !req
274. I like your form on that and I liked
how you went before the whistle.Copy !req
275. - Goddamn right.
- Nice.Copy !req
276. All right, guys.
Let's pick new partners.Copy !req
277. Eeny, meeny, miny, mo.Copy !req
278. Nice. All right. You're up, man.Copy !req
279. Ah. Uh, hitting's not
really my thing, Coach.Copy !req
280. Spoken like a true champion.
You just might make the team.Copy !req
281. - Awesome. Really?
- Jesus Christ.Copy !req
282. Okay, Frank.
That was easy. Now just exit.Copy !req
283. Don't talk to anybody.
These people are freak shows.Copy !req
284. Wait. Wait. Better wash your hands.Copy !req
285. No telling what kind of germs
these McPoyles have.Copy !req
286. Oh! Crap!Copy !req
287. I'm starting to feel weird.Copy !req
288. What the hell? Oh, no. Not again.Copy !req
289. Oh, no! Hey!Copy !req
290. Hey! Hey! Hey!
Somebody get me outta here!Copy !req
291. Man, my brother
just leveled your boy out there.Copy !req
292. He's gonna make the Eagles.
Yeah, your boy's a pansy.Copy !req
293. But Doyle's a big strong guy.
Probably 'cause he eats fish.Copy !req
294. Is he just gonna talk
at me? I am gonna lose my shit.Copy !req
295. What is going on with his head? It's
too small or tight or something.Copy !req
296. Yeah, that's it.
His skin's too tight.Copy !req
297. My skin's not tight.Copy !req
298. Good catch, Doyle! Good catch!
Way to hustle! Way to hustle!Copy !req
299. - All right. Who's next?
- This guy.Copy !req
300. All right. Run out and hook in.Copy !req
301. Run out and hook in. Show these
people how to play football.Copy !req
302. I'm gonna make
Mac look so bad.Copy !req
303. My form is perfect.
I'm like Jerry Rice.Copy !req
304. Feel that stride. So fluid and fast.
I've got the stride of a gazelle.Copy !req
305. A beautiful,
beautiful gazelle person.Copy !req
306. My body is achieving
a perfect symmetry right now.Copy !req
307. It's that long, lean muscle
I've worked so hard to achieve.Copy !req
308. Hmm, I should've
popped my shirt off.Copy !req
309. Goddamn it. Really should've
popped that shirt off.Copy !req
310. I wonder if any women
are watching from the sidelines.Copy !req
311. All right, Dee. You can
do this. You can kick a football.Copy !req
312. You're better at sports
than Mac and Dennis.Copy !req
313. Holy shit! The other coaches
gotta hear about this.Copy !req
314. Well, well, look who's a natural.Copy !req
315. Guess I'll be getting
further than you after all.Copy !req
316. - Maybe it was a lucky kick.
- No.Copy !req
317. No. Those stork-like legs,
they act like pendulums.Copy !req
318. And on the bottoms of those
pendulums, feet like wrecking balls.Copy !req
319. We gotta do something
about this, dude.Copy !req
320. Let's go talk to Frank.
Come on. I got an idea.Copy !req
321. Somebody! Somebody help!Copy !req
322. Goddamn it!
Goddamn it! Not again!Copy !req
323. Frank.Copy !req
324. Hey, Frank.Copy !req
325. Who said that?Copy !req
326. I'm Artemis. I'm Dee's friend.Copy !req
327. - I'm trapped.
- I know.Copy !req
328. I can help. Crawl into my mouth.Copy !req
329. I don't think I can fit.Copy !req
330. Mmm, sure you will.
Just go one leg at a time.Copy !req
331. Okay.Copy !req
332. Into the toilet I go.Copy !req
333. Man, this is crazy.Copy !req
334. You are dancing
with the entire McPoyle family.Copy !req
335. These people
are freak shows, man. Freaks.Copy !req
336. But you're keeping your cool.
You are keeping your cool.Copy !req
337. You know why?
Because you are the Green Man.Copy !req
338. Green Man is saving your life right
now, bro. Just go with the flow.Copy !req
339. Charlie, we've been looking
all over for you, dude.Copy !req
340. Green Man.
I knew you couldn't resist.Copy !req
341. Huh? You know what? I'm actually
tripping pretty hard right now.Copy !req
342. - You're tripping?
- Yeah.Copy !req
343. Frank gave me some acid,
and it's like...Copy !req
344. - Oh, Jesus.
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
345. Guess who got
invited to training camp.Copy !req
346. Yeah. We're gonna be famous.Copy !req
347. Look. We need to talk to Green
Man alone for a second, please.Copy !req
348. - Okay? Thank you. Yes. Bye.
- Can we talk to the Green Man?Copy !req
349. Just go. Thank you.Copy !req
350. - Charlie, where's Frank?
- Really important.Copy !req
351. - Oh, Frank?
Yes.Copy !req
352. He's standing right there.Copy !req
353. Frank, what the hell are you doing?Copy !req
354. He's been trying to climb through
that trash can for 20 minutes.Copy !req
355. - I'm pretty sure he's on acid.
- Thank God you guys are here.Copy !req
356. - How'd you get in here?
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
357. I've been stuck in this
bathroom for three hours.Copy !req
358. I think he took a dump in there.Copy !req
359. - Can you give us a second, please?
- Whatever.Copy !req
360. I'm getting tired of
watching him anyway.Copy !req
361. All right. Frank, listen.
Did you bring your gun today?Copy !req
362. - Great. Walk me through the plan.
- The plan is, I get close to Dee.Copy !req
363. When she goes to punt the ball,
I fire the gun. It'll startle her.Copy !req
364. - She'll blow the kick.
- That's a great plan.Copy !req
365. Wait a second! How long have
we been standing right here?Copy !req
366. - Like two seconds.
- Seriously?Copy !req
367. Yeah. Frank, give me the gun.
We're in a hurry.Copy !req
368. - Where is it?
- It's in your hand.Copy !req
369. Wait, wait, wait! When the hell
did I put Green Man on?Copy !req
370. - I don't know.
- That lizard talks!Copy !req
371. Where? Where? I don't like lizards!Copy !req
372. We don't have time for this.
Frank, just give us the gun!Copy !req
373. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Lizard, am I standing in poop?Copy !req
374. I'm gonna demonstrate to all of you
my natural abilities as a punter.Copy !req
375. I'm gonna kick this ball 60 yardsCopy !req
376. right in front of your faces,
and I'm gonna do it...Copy !req
377. as a woman.Copy !req
378. Oh, that's right. I'm a woman.Copy !req
379. And I'm about to show
all of you that womenCopy !req
380. should be allowed to try out for
the Philadelphia Eagles. Coach.Copy !req
381. Wrap your minds around this.Copy !req
382. Oh!Copy !req
383. Oh, I broke it.
Oh, it may be broken.Copy !req
384. Oh, sweet Jesus,
I think I broke it.Copy !req
385. - Kick your legs, man. Come on.
- You're out of the trash can.Copy !req
386. - A deal is a deal. Give us the gun.
- Hold on. Hold on.Copy !req
387. I'm really peaking here.Copy !req
388. - Stop pointing the gun at us!
- Stop pointing it at us!Copy !req
389. Point it somewhere else.Copy !req
390. Nobody minds if I do a little
dancing now, do they?Copy !req
391. - Nobody cares if you're dancing.
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
392. Could somebody please take me to
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393. I broke every single bone in
my foot punting that football.Copy !req
394. - Really?
- Yeah. I didn't make the Eagles,Copy !req
395. but I would like to go to the
emergency room now, please.Copy !req
396. So your bones are
made out of glass. Yes!Copy !req
397. No, my bones aren't...
You know what? Forget...Copy !req
398. It doesn't matter,
I made the furthest, so I win.Copy !req
399. No, I win because you're the girl,
and you got knocked unconscious.Copy !req
400. - You didn't win. You got crushed.
- Once again! Yes!Copy !req
401. What is this? That is so stupid.
Guess what. I made it the farthest.Copy !req
402. - Yes, yes!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
403. You shattered every bone...Copy !req
404. Holy shit. This thing is loaded.Copy !req
405. My leg!
- Doyle, are you okay?Copy !req
406. My leg!
Somebody shot my leg!Copy !req
407. No!Copy !req
408. - Oh, that's not good.
- That's not good.Copy !req
409. No. That could come back
and bite us in the ass.Copy !req
410. - Ready?
- Let's go!Copy !req