1. Erstwhile on Fargo...Copy !req
2. Ripped By mstollCopy !req
3. So you think this
is the one who killedCopy !req
4. all those people
over in Bemidji?Copy !req
5. Could be.Copy !req
6. I mean, you're saying this is all some...
some big coincidence,Copy !req
7. that suddenly we got
four victims in 24 hours,Copy !req
8. yourself included.Copy !req
9. My wife is dead
and you're harassing me.Copy !req
10. Just... leave poor
Lester alone, will you?Copy !req
11. Found this on my
windshield last week.Copy !req
12. You got bronzer on
your blackmail note.Copy !req
13. I'm taking over.Copy !req
14. I ran his plates
and it turns outCopy !req
15. that the car was registered
to one of your victims.Copy !req
16. 30 milligrams.Copy !req
17. Don't take two of these
and think you're gonna nap.Copy !req
18. It's basically speed.Copy !req
19. It's like
a nightmare.Copy !req
20. I told you,
I know a guy.Copy !req
21. You know a guy.
A guy.Copy !req
22. Better be some
guy, Stavros.Copy !req
23. For this...Copy !req
24. we gave up everything.Copy !req
25. Gave up?
What did we have?Copy !req
26. Debts, screaming phone calls,
bill collectors at the door.Copy !req
27. At least it was warm.Copy !req
28. Shit.Copy !req
29. What?Copy !req
30. Out of gas.Copy !req
31. You bought gas.Copy !req
32. Five dollars.
It was all I had.Copy !req
33. Idiot, the boy's
gonna freeze.Copy !req
34. We can't stay here.Copy !req
35. I know.Copy !req
36. I'll think of something.
Think of what?Copy !req
37. Gasoline? Yeah, from
your brain into the—Copy !req
38. Will you shut up?
I gotta think.Copy !req
39. Oh, hey!Copy !req
40. Here! Here!Copy !req
41. Hey! Here! Here!Copy !req
42. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Slow down.Copy !req
43. Hey! No, stop.Copy !req
44. Stop, wait!Copy !req
45. Come on! Come on! Stop!Copy !req
46. All right.Copy !req
47. Lord, let me
get through this.Copy !req
48. Let us find gas and...
a warm bed.Copy !req
49. Let us prosper even in
the smallest of ways...Copy !req
50. and I will be your humble servant
for the rest of my days.Copy !req
51. Yeah.Copy !req
52. Oh, God.Copy !req
53. Oh, my God.Copy !req
54. Oh, God, my God.Copy !req
55. Thank you, God.Copy !req
56. I can't believe
he wouldn't stop.Copy !req
57. A family vehicle.
A baby in a car.Copy !req
58. Who doesn't stop
for a baby in a car?Copy !req
59. God is real.Copy !req
60. We're gonna freeze to deathCopy !req
61. because a man that hasn't
showered since the '70sCopy !req
62. couldn't be bothered
to apply the brakes.Copy !req
63. God is real.Copy !req
64. God... is real.Copy !req
65. You know...Copy !req
66. there's nothing here.Copy !req
67. No wildlife in your pipes.
Water heater's clean.Copy !req
68. Not sure how you got
blood in your shower.Copy !req
69. Are you sure it wasn't
rust? 'Cause—Copy !req
70. Listen to me.Copy !req
71. It's not like
a Band-Aid fell out.Copy !req
72. It was buckets... literally
buckets of blood.Copy !req
73. Whoa. Like in
a horror film, huh?Copy !req
74. And with the dead dog
you mentioned, too... Uffda.Copy !req
75. Sounds like a bad day.Copy !req
76. Did you see any
signs of tampering?Copy !req
77. Tampering?Copy !req
78. Yeah.Copy !req
79. Screws loosened recently or... holes
where blood could've been injected.Copy !req
80. Injected?Copy !req
81. What the heck are you
thinkin' happened here?Copy !req
82. Nothing.
Thanks for your time.Copy !req
83. You know...Copy !req
84. You know, I, uh... I seen
your commercials on TV.Copy !req
85. "July in January."Copy !req
86. You got any, like, gift certificates?
The wife, she, uh...Copy !req
87. Get the hell
outta here.Copy !req
88. Sure. Okay.Copy !req
89. Uh, say... you ever
read the Bible?Copy !req
90. What?Copy !req
91. The Bible...Copy !req
92. you know,
the big book?Copy !req
93. All that blood
made me think of it.Copy !req
94. You know,
Moses and the like.Copy !req
95. "And God sent a plague
of blood upon the land."Copy !req
96. Better get
right with the Lord.Copy !req
97. You know what I'm...
What did you say?Copy !req
98. Nothing.Copy !req
99. Say it again.Copy !req
100. No...
What did you say to me?Copy !req
101. Say it again!
Boss, let him go.Copy !req
102. What did you say?Copy !req
103. Boss, he's just a damn plumber.
Let him go!Copy !req
104. He's crazy.Copy !req
105. You're crazy!Copy !req
106. Car 39,
this is dispatch. Come in.Copy !req
107. Yeah. Hold your horses.Copy !req
108. Car 39, this is dispatch.
Come in.Copy !req
109. Yeah, this
is 3-9, over.Copy !req
110. Car 39, you need to
follow up on a report,Copy !req
111. murdered canine at 1301 Bird Lane.
Over.Copy !req
112. Is that a... Can you call
it a murder if it's a...Copy !req
113. Anyhoo, that's animal
control's purview.Copy !req
114. Yeah, Joe's sick, Was supposed
to respond yesterday.Copy !req
115. Claimant is super PO'd.
Over.Copy !req
116. Jeez. Come on,
that guy is always sick.Copy !req
117. What's he got,
the cancer? Over.Copy !req
118. Yeah, leukemia. Over.Copy !req
119. Jeez. That is...
That's awful. Okay.Copy !req
120. Well, uh...Copy !req
121. 3-9, car 3-9 responding.
Over and out.Copy !req
122. One-two-five.Copy !req
123. One-two-seven.Copy !req
124. Okay.Copy !req
125. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
126. It's him.Copy !req
127. It's him.Copy !req
128. Freeze! Don't...Copy !req
129. Put your hands where I can see...
where I can see 'em.Copy !req
130. I'm just on a call.Copy !req
131. Drop it.Copy !req
132. Yeah, just as
soon as I finish.Copy !req
133. This is Duluth.Copy !req
134. Package requested,
Frank Peterson.Copy !req
135. Okay, all good. See?Copy !req
136. Put it down.Copy !req
137. It's a new phone.
Now!Copy !req
138. Okay.Copy !req
139. Okay, um...Copy !req
140. turn around and put
your hands on your head.Copy !req
141. What's this all
about, Officer?Copy !req
142. You know what
this is about.Copy !req
143. Okay...Copy !req
144. put your left hand around your, uh...
the back of your...Copy !req
145. Yeah.Copy !req
146. Okay... now the other one...
slowly.Copy !req
147. Am I under arrest?Copy !req
148. You're handcuffed. Of
course you're under arrest.Copy !req
149. On what charge?Copy !req
150. It, uh...Copy !req
151. We'll figure that
out at the station.Copy !req
152. Okay.Copy !req
153. All right.Copy !req
154. Back...
back to the car.Copy !req
155. All right.Copy !req
156. Butt first.
Watch your head.Copy !req
157. You're making
a mistake.Copy !req
158. Be quiet.Copy !req
159. You're making
a mistake.Copy !req
160. I said quiet.Copy !req
161. That's what you're gonna
say a couple hours from now.Copy !req
162. "You're making a mistake."Copy !req
163. Got one.Copy !req
164. What was he,
mean to a cat?Copy !req
165. Murder and car
thievery, all right.Copy !req
166. This fella's wanted for the
triple homicide in Bemidji.Copy !req
167. Oh, now
hold on a sec.Copy !req
168. It's like I told
this young fella,Copy !req
169. this is a boondoggle,
plain and simple.Copy !req
170. Save it, Cochise.Copy !req
171. Now, I'm gonna
ink your right hand.Copy !req
172. Press each finger individually
against the book.Copy !req
173. If you try anything...Copy !req
174. I can't promise you
fingers won't get broke.Copy !req
175. Okay, message
received, young fella.Copy !req
176. You won't get no
pushback from me.Copy !req
177. What the heck?Copy !req
178. Son of a...Copy !req
179. Molly, call on two.Copy !req
180. Yeah, Solverson.Copy !req
181. Yeah, hey, it's Gus.Copy !req
182. I got him.
Who's this then?Copy !req
183. Yeah, Gus Grimly.
From over Duluth.Copy !req
184. You know, we... we had the
milkshakes the other...Copy !req
185. Oh, yeah, hey.
How's it goin?Copy !req
186. Yeah, real good.Copy !req
187. Uh...Copy !req
188. So, I was on patrol earlier.
Responding to a 613 and—Copy !req
189. Whats that then?Copy !req
190. Dead dog,
foul play suspected.Copy !req
191. And I see this fella and
he's standing by a van.Copy !req
192. And it was him.Copy !req
193. Him who?Copy !req
194. The fella from
Mr. Nygaard's car.Copy !req
195. The driver?Copy !req
196. Yeah, yeah, the, uh...
the one I let go.Copy !req
197. But there he was.
I mean, just, you know,Copy !req
198. just standin' there,
makin' a call on his...Copy !req
199. So what did you—Copy !req
200. I stopped and arrested
him, of course.Copy !req
201. Arrested him?Copy !req
202. Yeah, for the murders.Copy !req
203. I'm looking at
the guy right now.Copy !req
204. The Lieutenant's gonna
have a chat with him.Copy !req
205. I thought you might wanna...Copy !req
206. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm
gettin' in my car.Copy !req
207. Great.Copy !req
208. I'll be there just as
soon as I— Okay, then.Copy !req
209. Yeah, I'll tell the
Lieutenant to wait for you.Copy !req
210. Thanks.Copy !req
211. Yeah.Copy !req
212. You're welcome.Copy !req
213. Yeah, okay. So we've been putting
in a lot of hours on the Chief,Copy !req
214. but the weather service
is trackin' a big storm.Copy !req
215. They're looking at Wednesday
night, Thursday, early a.m.Copy !req
216. High winds, blizzard,
the whole shebang.Copy !req
217. So if you wanna make extra
money plowing, see Cindy.Copy !req
218. Same goes for traffic
duty, etcetera.Copy !req
219. But I don't want this
impacting everyday doings,Copy !req
220. so don't sign up unless
your workload is cleared.Copy !req
221. Chief, they got him.Copy !req
222. Who?
Duluth PD.Copy !req
223. No, who'd they get?Copy !req
224. Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
225. Fella driving
Lester's stolen car.Copy !req
226. Deputy pulled
him in an hour ago.Copy !req
227. How come
they called you?Copy !req
228. Pardon?Copy !req
229. You're not even on the case.
How come they called you?Copy !req
230. I just...Copy !req
231. Well, the other day, a deputy
drove down from Duluth.Copy !req
232. And... you know,
he and I talked is all.Copy !req
233. Well, that's irregular.Copy !req
234. They should talk to
the officer in charge.Copy !req
235. Yeah.Copy !req
236. Yeah, so I was thinking
I'd drive up there.Copy !req
237. You know, talk to the suspect.
On account of, you know—Copy !req
238. I think he's the fella who put
the naked guy in the trunk.Copy !req
239. No, should be me.Copy !req
240. You said he was driving Lester's car.
That's my case.Copy !req
241. Plus, Vern
takes precedence.Copy !req
242. Okay, but Chief—Copy !req
243. Knutson, you're in
charge till I get back.Copy !req
244. Okie-dokie, Chief. 10-4.Copy !req
245. Gotta
pick up a few things.Copy !req
246. You could've
waited in the car.Copy !req
247. No, Kitty said
I should—Copy !req
248. I mean, I wanna be
here for you, so—Copy !req
249. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
250. They just... they
leave it like that?Copy !req
251. All the blood.Copy !req
252. Yeah, it's, uh...Copy !req
253. You know, they gave me
a number to call, a service.Copy !req
254. Lester—Copy !req
255. I gotta...Copy !req
256. Oh, yeah...
oh. my...Copy !req
257. No, no, no. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God.Copy !req
258. What?Copy !req
259. God... damn it.Copy !req
260. Oh, my God.Copy !req
261. Oh, my God.Copy !req
262. Hello?Copy !req
263. MR.
Was it worth it?Copy !req
264. Who is this?Copy !req
265. The widow Hess.Copy !req
266. Her husband nice and
cozy in the ground.Copy !req
267. Insurance money
on the way.Copy !req
268. And every night she puts her
kitty in your face.Copy !req
269. A guy like you, Lester...
small town, small time...Copy !req
270. might think you
won the lottery.Copy !req
271. But I think that
you need to ask yourself...Copy !req
272. was it worth it?Copy !req
273. Worth what?Copy !req
274. Your life.Copy !req
275. Freshen you up?
No, we're good.Copy !req
276. Just the check
please. Thanks.Copy !req
277. Everything okay?Copy !req
278. He's just not
very hungry. Thanks.Copy !req
279. Thanks.Copy !req
280. For Christ's
sakes, man!Copy !req
281. Seriously?Copy !req
282. I'm not looking at you.
I'm not looking at you.Copy !req
283. You got
two minutes.Copy !req
284. Okie-dokie.
Thanks a lot, sir.Copy !req
285. Sir...Copy !req
286. are you Don Chumph?Copy !req
287. Uh...Copy !req
288. Yeah.Copy !req
289. There's a phone
call for you.Copy !req
290. A what now?Copy !req
291. Telephone.Copy !req
292. You can take it right
here at the counter.Copy !req
293. Hello?
Do they have 'em?Copy !req
294. Who is this?Copy !req
295. Well, let's figure
this out together.Copy !req
296. Who knows you're at the
pet store right now?Copy !req
297. My mom?Copy !req
298. Do I sound like your mom? Uh...Copy !req
299. No.Copy !req
300. Hold on.Copy !req
301. Does your mom know why you're
at the pet store right now?Copy !req
302. She thinks
I'm getting a cat.Copy !req
303. Okay, I don't have
time for this.Copy !req
304. Do they have 'em?
Yes or no.Copy !req
305. Yeah, but only 100.Copy !req
306. Okay.Copy !req
307. Well, there are three other pet
stores in the city, so hit 'em all.Copy !req
308. I'm in jail. I'll be
out in a few hours.Copy !req
309. Wait- What?Copy !req
310. Time is up.Copy !req
311. In two hours.
Come get me.Copy !req
312. And this is the deputy
who effected the arrest.Copy !req
313. Yeah, nice
work there.Copy !req
314. He give you
much of a fight?Copy !req
315. Uh... No, sir.Copy !req
316. Bill Oswalt's the Chief
over at Bemidji.Copy !req
317. Oh.Copy !req
318. Molly come?Copy !req
319. Who?Copy !req
320. Deputy over
at my office.Copy !req
321. Sounds like your man's
got a thing for her.Copy !req
322. Lock that shit down, Grimly.
This is a murder case.Copy !req
323. Yes, sir.Copy !req
324. So we got a name
on the guy?Copy !req
325. Yes, sir.Copy !req
326. Driver's license says Frank Peterson
and an address up in Baudette.Copy !req
327. Peterson, eh?Copy !req
328. I knew a Jay Peterson once...
had a dwarf arm.Copy !req
329. What about evidence?Copy !req
330. Sir?Copy !req
331. Proof of his
connection to the crime.Copy !req
332. You say you stopped him
driving Lester's car?Copy !req
333. Yes, sir, but I didn't
know that it was stolen.Copy !req
334. Why I let him go.Copy !req
335. Yeah, but you pulled prints
from the impounded vehicle?Copy !req
336. No, sir. Techs said
it was wiped clean.Copy !req
337. Yeah.Copy !req
338. Well, we got a
photo though, right?Copy !req
339. I mean, dashboard camera
from the car stop?Copy !req
340. You know, proof
he's our guy.Copy !req
341. No, sir. My camera
hasn't worked for weeks.Copy !req
342. But Molly's got a picture.
It's in the file.Copy !req
343. She showed me.
Yeah.Copy !req
344. She did?
Yeah.Copy !req
345. Yeah.Copy !req
346. Yeah, this fella.Copy !req
347. It's kind of
hard to see though.Copy !req
348. It's grainy.Copy !req
349. You sure this
is our guy?Copy !req
350. Yeah, yeah, no— That's our guy.
I'm positive.Copy !req
351. Yeah, I'm Lieutenant Schmidt.Copy !req
352. This is Bill Oswalt,
Chief over at Bemidji.Copy !req
353. Yeah, Frank Peterson. I'm the
minister up in Baudette.Copy !req
354. Go Bears.Copy !req
355. A minister?Copy !req
356. Yeah, Baudette Lutheran. Six years now.
Frank Peterson.Copy !req
357. Before that Aberdeen.Copy !req
358. So, you know, I'm not used to
having a firearm stuck in my face,Copy !req
359. which I know the Lord tests
you in all kinds of ways,Copy !req
360. but... ooh, partner,
that's a heart-stopper.Copy !req
361. Cut the shit.Copy !req
362. You were pulled over Tuesday
night driving a stolen car.Copy !req
363. No, sir. I think
I'd remember that.Copy !req
364. Plus, Tuesday is bingo
night at the church.Copy !req
365. We had a full house.Copy !req
366. Florence Nightgarden won the entire pot...
if I'm not mistaken.Copy !req
367. And we can
check on that?Copy !req
368. Oh, sure, yes, sir. You could
call Florence herself.Copy !req
369. Or Jim Avery,
he's our alderman.Copy !req
370. Deputy Grimly—Copy !req
371. Oh, that's the fella.
Deputy Grimly...Copy !req
372. Pulled his pistol,
pointed it right at me.Copy !req
373. Thought I was gonna
have a heart attack.Copy !req
374. But, you know,
after he told meCopy !req
375. about those homicides
over at Bemidji,Copy !req
376. I thought, "Frank,
I mean, you can't blameCopy !req
377. "the guy for
being a little jumpy.Copy !req
378. "A horror show like that."Copy !req
379. That son
of a bitch!Copy !req
380. So you're saying you weren't
in Bemidji last week?Copy !req
381. If I show your picture around,
no one would recognize you?Copy !req
382. Me? No, sir.Copy !req
383. I have a cousin
who lived in BemidjiCopy !req
384. back in the '90s,
out near Leech Lake.Copy !req
385. But he moved to
Anchorage in '03.Copy !req
386. I said, "What, Minnesota's
not cold enough for you?"Copy !req
387. We had a good
laugh about that.Copy !req
388. Also, you're saying you weren't
pulled over for speeding?Copy !req
389. No, sir.Copy !req
390. I'm a cautious
driver by nature...Copy !req
391. on account
of my eyesight.Copy !req
392. Glaucoma they say it is,
only in the one eye.Copy !req
393. But you can't
be too careful.Copy !req
394. That's what I tell
my parishioners.Copy !req
395. Deputy Grimly—
Forgiveness,Copy !req
396. that's the heart
of the good book.Copy !req
397. Turn the other cheek,
second chances. Amen.Copy !req
398. So, no, I don't hold a
grudge against the deputy.Copy !req
399. Though I'm lucky I had my
nitroglycerin pills with me,Copy !req
400. I'll tell you. Uffda.Copy !req
401. Okay. Well, sit tight.Copy !req
402. We're gonna make some
calls, check your story.Copy !req
403. You just... just pick a
name out of the phone book.Copy !req
404. Everybody up there
knows me.Copy !req
405. Yeah.Copy !req
406. So, uh... looks like
a call was placedCopy !req
407. to your motel from
the victim's houseCopy !req
408. the night Pearl
Nygaard was killed.Copy !req
409. You said that
on the phone.Copy !req
410. Right.Copy !req
411. So... you remember any seedy
types checking in last week?Copy !req
412. Possible...
with a head injury?Copy !req
413. I thought on it
on the way over.Copy !req
414. There was a fella checked in around
then, had a bump on his head.Copy !req
415. Gave me guff when I asked
him if he had any pets.Copy !req
416. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
417. Is it... this fella maybe?Copy !req
418. Yeah.Copy !req
419. That's him.Copy !req
420. You don't sound
too happy about it.Copy !req
421. Well, he just wasn't
very nice is all.Copy !req
422. I brought my book,
like you asked.Copy !req
423. Fella paid cash,
I think.Copy !req
424. But I make everyone put
their name in the ledger.Copy !req
425. There you go.Copy !req
426. Okay, yeah.Copy !req
427. Say... you remember finding anything
odd when you cleaned his room?Copy !req
428. What do you
mean "odd"?Copy !req
429. Like... out of the ordinary.
Memorable, I guess.Copy !req
430. Well, he had some tokens
from over the Lucky Penny.Copy !req
431. You don't say.Copy !req
432. Okay.Copy !req
433. All right. Thank you.Copy !req
434. All right, then.
Well, it looks likeCopy !req
435. he's a pretty well-respected
member of the community up there.Copy !req
436. We just had to call and verify.
Thanks for your time.Copy !req
437. Yeah.Copy !req
438. Grimly.Copy !req
439. Where have you been? I've
been trying to call you all day.Copy !req
440. Thought you were comin'.Copy !req
441. Tried.
Are you in the room?Copy !req
442. Yeah, they just
talked to him.Copy !req
443. Why not you?Copy !req
444. Me? No, I do animal
control mostly.Copy !req
445. Listen, t got a name
for the suspect.Copy !req
446. Lorne Malvo. He used it
to check into a motel.Copy !req
447. Lorne Malvo, huh?Copy !req
448. They're. They're cumin'
out. I'll call you back.Copy !req
449. Sorry again for the
confusion, Pastor.Copy !req
450. Just glad
nobody got hurt.Copy !req
451. You're lettin' him go?Copy !req
452. Desk duty, two weeks.Copy !req
453. Now, just a—
Three weeks.Copy !req
454. For Pete—Copy !req
455. You're making a mistake.Copy !req
456. Grimly, with me now.Copy !req
457. You pointed your service
weapon at a civilian.Copy !req
458. No, a damn minister
on a public street.Copy !req
459. No evidence,
no fingerprints, nothin'.Copy !req
460. What about
the picture?Copy !req
461. What, that Zapruder film in the file?Copy !req
462. Hell, son, that could be a photo
of my momma for all I know.Copy !req
463. No, no, it's him.Copy !req
464. I know it's him.
Negatory.Copy !req
465. We checked his story.
It tracks.Copy !req
466. He's lying!Copy !req
467. You have
a blessed day.Copy !req
468. How can you do that?Copy !req
469. What's that, son?Copy !req
470. Just... just lie
like that.Copy !req
471. I sure hope you
catch that fellaCopy !req
472. who killed all
those people.Copy !req
473. I'll be praying on it.Copy !req
474. Lorne Malvo.Copy !req
475. Did you know
the human eye can seeCopy !req
476. more shades of green
than any other color?Copy !req
477. What?Copy !req
478. I said did you know
that the human eye can seeCopy !req
479. more shades of green
than any other color?Copy !req
480. My question
for you is why?Copy !req
481. Now just hold on.Copy !req
482. When you figure out
the answer to my question...Copy !req
483. then you'll have
the answer to yours.Copy !req
484. Where are they?Copy !req
485. In the back.Copy !req
486. Can't you hear?
It's driving me crazy.Copy !req
487. Yeah?
Yeah, Mr. Nygaard?Copy !req
488. This is Dave
from Duluth impound.Copy !req
489. Yeah, I'm gonna pick
her up probably Friday.Copy !req
490. No, sir, I'm supposed to tell
you your car's not ready yet.Copy !req
491. What do you mean?Copy !req
492. It's... Forensic
team's lookin' at it.Copy !req
493. Forensic?
Yes, sir. Just routine,Copy !req
494. but I can't release the car to you till
they release it to me.Copy !req
495. So, I'll call you when it's done, okay?
Bye, now.Copy !req
496. MR.
Hey, Lester.Copy !req
497. I'm in a meeting.Copy !req
498. Chaz?Copy !req
499. I said I'm in a meeting.Copy !req
500. Chaz, it's...
it's Lester.Copy !req
501. Look, I think I might be
in a bit of trouble here.Copy !req
502. When are you not in...Copy !req
503. What kind of trouble?Copy !req
504. Well, I'm...Copy !req
505. I'm in the trunk of a car.Copy !req
506. What?Copy !req
507. A car. In...
in the trunk.Copy !req
508. You're in
the trunk of your car?Copy !req
509. No, not my car. It's...
it's these two fellas.Copy !req
510. You see, the thing...Copy !req
511. I think I may have been
kidnapped is the thing.Copy !req
512. What?
Yeah.Copy !req
513. They got me...
in the trunk.Copy !req
514. Uh-huh.Copy !req
515. I... I don't really
know where we're goin'.Copy !req
516. Did you say
you got kidnapped?Copy !req
517. Lester, where are you?Copy !req
518. I'll call the cops.Copy !req
519. No, no. no. Don't...
don't call the...Copy !req
520. Yeah, it's just a...Copy !req
521. I'm prankin' you.Copy !req
522. What?
Yeah.Copy !req
523. Remember, how we used to... You
know, practical jokes and all.Copy !req
524. Well... you're it!Copy !req
525. You're an asshole.Copy !req
526. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
527. There you go.Copy !req
528. Come on.Copy !req
529. Let's go.Copy !req
530. You're gonna say it.Copy !req
531. "I, Lester Nygaard..."
You're gonna say it.Copy !req
532. "I, Lester Nygaard..."Copy !req
533. I, Lester Nygaard...Copy !req
534. Louder.Copy !req
535. Louder!
I, Lester Nygaard...Copy !req
536. "Killed..." No. No, you
see, I did not kill—Copy !req
537. Lester, you're gonna say it.
One way or the other.Copy !req
538. Okay, all right?
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
539. "Killed Sam Hess."Copy !req
540. That's not true.Copy !req
541. I didn't kill him.Copy !req
542. Yes, you did.Copy !req
543. No, I didn't.
Okay, then who was it?Copy !req
544. It was a man.
Who's the man?Copy !req
545. The man...Copy !req
546. Who? Who's him?
Who... who is him?Copy !req
547. It was the guy—Copy !req
548. What? Who? What guy?Copy !req
549. The guy...Copy !req
550. I need... I need...Copy !req
551. Is this your car, sir?
What?Copy !req
552. Is this your car?Copy !req
553. No, no.Copy !req
554. I need... a ride back to town.Copy !req
555. Not a taxi service, sir. What?Copy !req
556. I said we're not a taxi...
Please, I just... I just need...Copy !req
557. Just give me a damn ride!Copy !req
558. Oh!Copy !req
559. Heck, sir.Copy !req
560. Now I gotta arrest you.
Good, good. Let's go.Copy !req
561. Oh, jeez! Thanks.Copy !req
562. Okay.Copy !req
563. Jeez.Copy !req
564. Yeah, this is car 3108.Copy !req
565. Coming in with a 313.Copy !req
566. Copy, 3108.Copy !req
567. Yeah, guy punched me.Copy !req
568. Knock, for Christ's sake.Copy !req
569. How many times?Copy !req
570. Not now.Copy !req
571. Not now!Copy !req
572. Look, I wanna
talk about Mom.Copy !req
573. I said not now.Copy !req
574. You're not
being very nice.Copy !req
575. "Nice"?Copy !req
576. You think you go down
to the car dealershipCopy !req
577. and buy
a car with "nice"?Copy !req
578. You think the girls at the
titty bar care about "nice"?Copy !req
579. It's kill or
be killed, son.Copy !req
580. Are you crying?Copy !req
581. No.Copy !req
582. Don't.Copy !req
583. Kill or be killed.Copy !req
584. Help, get it off!
Get it off of me!Copy !req
585. Dad, what's happening?Copy !req
586. God!Copy !req
587. We demand
one million in unmarked bills.Copy !req
588. We'll call tomorrow at 10:00 am.
with the drop instructions.Copy !req
589. Do you understand?Copy !req
590. Yeah.Copy !req
591. Remember, God is watching.Copy !req
592. Was that him?Copy !req
593. God is real.Copy !req
594. Bartender...Copy !req
595. I tend... to have a beer
and then a little tequila guy.Copy !req
596. Looks like you
already had a few.Copy !req
597. Well, then, they're
working. Right?Copy !req
598. What are you lookin' at?Copy !req
599. You know,
I'll tell you something.Copy !req
600. I will put... your eye out!Copy !req
601. What?Copy !req
602. I was about to
send a search party.Copy !req
603. Yeah, sorry.Copy !req
604. Cindy said Bill's on his way back.
What happened?Copy !req
605. Well... they let
him go. Malvo.Copy !req
606. Yeah, he had an alibi.
It checked out.Copy !req
607. But... it's him.Copy !req
608. How do you know?Copy !req
609. 'Cause I said the name,
Lorne Malvo,Copy !req
610. and he stopped and he
looked at me real funny.Copy !req
611. And then he said,
like, a riddle.Copy !req
612. What's that
about a riddle?Copy !req
613. Like... how come
the human eye can seeCopy !req
614. more shades of green
than any other color?Copy !req
615. 'Cause of predators.Copy !req
616. Used to be we
were monkeys, right?Copy !req
617. And in the woods, in the
jungle, everything's green.Copy !req
618. So, in order to not get eaten by
panthers and bears and the like,Copy !req
619. we had to be able to see them, you
know, grass and trees and such.Copy !req
620. Predators.Copy !req
621. So what do we do now?Copy !req
622. Lester.Copy !req
623. Can I get, like, a phone call?
And a...Copy !req
624. and a chicken pot pie?Copy !req
625. Sleep it off,
rummies.Copy !req
626. Ripped By mstollCopy !req