1. They won't...
Ripped By mstollCopy !req
2. She won't stop, you know?Copy !req
3. Day after...Copy !req
4. I was a maker.Copy !req
5. I'm gonna do it tonight...
when she's sleeping.Copy !req
6. But I'm scared—Copy !req
7. She said that
I gotta make a meatloaf.Copy !req
8. I said we'd bring
Jell-O salad,Copy !req
9. but Kitty said
meatloaf, so...Copy !req
10. Hon?Copy !req
11. So... What's that, hon?Copy !req
12. I said it's Gordo's
birthday tonight.Copy !req
13. We're supposed to be at your
brother's at 4:00 with meatloaf.Copy !req
14. It sounds different today,
don't you think?Copy !req
15. Like, angry?Copy !req
16. I'm washing towels.
It's a towel sound.Copy !req
17. Oh.Copy !req
18. Kitty said they just got one of
those fancy European all-in-ones.Copy !req
19. Says it washes and dries.
One machine.Copy !req
20. Can you believe that?Copy !req
21. Bet that set
them back a penny.Copy !req
22. He can afford it,
your brother.Copy !req
23. Kitty said he just
got a big promotionCopy !req
24. after only working
there a year.Copy !req
25. Kitty said they also got
one of those fancy newCopy !req
26. surround sound systems.Copy !req
27. Guess I married the wrong Nygaard.Copy !req
28. oh.Copy !req
29. That's what I said.
We had a good laugh.Copy !req
30. Well, it's just
slow now at the shop.Copy !req
31. Hon... that's what
you always say. "Slow."Copy !req
32. Well...Copy !req
33. better get back to it.Copy !req
34. You make your own wins.Copy !req
35. That's what Kitty
said Chaz told her.Copy !req
36. Salesmen make
their own wins.Copy !req
37. You gotta try harder, hon.
Smile, for Pete's sake.Copy !req
38. Maybe wear a nicer tie.Copy !req
39. You gave me this tie.Copy !req
40. Well, if you were
a better salesman,Copy !req
41. I'd have bought you a nicer tie.Copy !req
42. At least take a look.Copy !req
43. I keep thinking
maybe it's the settings.Copy !req
44. Kitty says ChazCopy !req
45. fixes things around
the house all the time.Copy !req
46. Says he took the toaster
apart over the weekend.Copy !req
47. Now it's good as new.
Browns to beat the band.Copy !req
48. So that's...Copy !req
49. Like I said, there's two kinds of
policies you should be thinking about.Copy !req
50. You got your Whole LifeCopy !req
51. and your Whole
Life Plus which coversCopy !req
52. the same benefits
of Whole LifeCopy !req
53. plus a heck of a lot more.Copy !req
54. Well, we just came in to get
Charlene on my health care.Copy !req
55. On account I'm
having a baby.Copy !req
56. Yeah.Copy !req
57. A boy, we're hoping.Copy !req
58. Or a little girl.Copy !req
59. I'd just about hug the
pants off a little girl.Copy !req
60. Yeah? Well, uh...Copy !req
61. Even more... Yeah.Copy !req
62. All the more reason to...Copy !req
63. Because what happens...
what happensCopy !req
64. if you have an accident
at your job?Copy !req
65. I work at the library.Copy !req
66. Okay.Copy !req
67. What happens if you have a car
crash and go out the windshield...Copy !req
68. or... or... or say you're up a
ladder cleaning out the guttersCopy !req
69. and you fall off the dam
thing and break your neck?Copy !req
70. These things happen
every day.Copy !req
71. And people fall
asleep smoking in bed.Copy !req
72. They burn to death.Copy !req
73. What... what I'm saying isCopy !req
74. the morgue is full of guys thought
they didn't need life insurance.Copy !req
75. For peace of mind, I'm saying,
to know that your little boy...Copy !req
76. Or girl.Copy !req
77. Right. ... or little
girl is taken care of.Copy !req
78. We're supposed to be
at my mom's by 4:00.Copy !req
79. Yeah, so we're gonna...Copy !req
80. Oh, okay.Copy !req
81. Well, at least let me give you a
brochure or I got these pens.Copy !req
82. I got these nifty pens...
Look at that, huh?Copy !req
83. with most of the colors.Copy !req
84. Okay, well, if you change
your mind, then give me a...Copy !req
85. Oh, heck.Copy !req
86. Will you look at that?Copy !req
87. What is it, Dad?Copy !req
88. Yeah, Dad. What is it?Copy !req
89. Hey, Sam.Copy !req
90. That there, boys,
is a black man.Copy !req
91. He don't...
he don't look black, Dad.Copy !req
92. Yeah, Dad, he don't look black.
More like a big pumpkin.Copy !req
93. Yeah! Yeah, like a big,
stupid pumpkin.Copy !req
94. Lester Niggered.Copy !req
95. Now, come on, Sam, it's Nygaard...
just like in high school.Copy !req
96. You went to high school
with a black man, Dad?Copy !req
97. Yeah, Dad, did you?Copy !req
98. Shut up.Copy !req
99. How you been, Lester?Copy !req
100. Yeah, real good.Copy !req
101. Yeah?
Yeah.Copy !req
102. Me, too. Yeah, trucking
company's doing super.Copy !req
103. Got rigs all over
the Great Lakes.Copy !req
104. Just bought a summer
house up Bear Island.Copy !req
105. It's pretty sweet.Copy !req
106. Hey... you remember
the story I told youCopy !req
107. of the boy I put in the oil drum
and rolled onto the highway?Copy !req
108. Is that him, Dad?Copy !req
109. Yeah, Dad, is that him?Copy !req
110. Oh, you betcha.Copy !req
111. Betcha.Copy !req
112. Good old Lester pencil dick.Copy !req
113. Hey, say, Lester...Copy !req
114. what was the name of that girl
you went with in high school?Copy !req
115. You know, the curvy one.Copy !req
116. That's Pearl. Yeah.Copy !req
117. Yeah, Pearl.Copy !req
118. What a rack on
that girl, huh?Copy !req
119. Dad's saying she
had big titties.Copy !req
120. Yeah, I know what "rack"
means, you fairy- Ow!Copy !req
121. Yeah, Dad, ow...Copy !req
122. You know,
she gave me a tug once.Copy !req
123. Homecoming senior year.
Had the nice fat hands.Copy !req
124. Real soft.Copy !req
125. We're married now.
Going on 18 years.Copy !req
126. Oh, Dad,
that's embarrassing.Copy !req
127. Yeah, Dad,
super embarrassing.Copy !req
128. Eighteen years, huh?Copy !req
129. Yeah.Copy !req
130. That's something.Copy !req
131. Never knew what she
saw in you, really.Copy !req
132. Well, I...Copy !req
133. No, I mean, help me out.Copy !req
134. Is it your stupid pencil dick
or your little rat face?Copy !req
135. Yeah, well, uh...Copy !req
136. I should get back to it.Copy !req
137. Come on.Copy !req
138. Did I ever tell you
how I used to beatCopy !req
139. this little guy up
in high school?Copy !req
140. I'd write my name on my fist in
Sharpie before I'd punch himCopy !req
141. so everyone else
would know who did it.Copy !req
142. That's a good one, Dad.Copy !req
143. Yeah, Dad, real good one.Copy !req
144. Remember?Copy !req
145. Yeah, I... It's...
it's a long time ago, but...Copy !req
146. What a day.Copy !req
147. Mmm.Copy !req
148. Excuse me, miss?Copy !req
149. Do you think...Copy !req
150. Will it be much longer? This
thing hurts like the dickens.Copy !req
151. We'll call your name.Copy !req
152. Yeah, but I've been
here an hour already.Copy !req
153. We'll call your name.Copy !req
154. Could I have a sip?Copy !req
155. Oh.Copy !req
156. Heck, take the whole can.Copy !req
157. I can't drink the darn
thing without a straw.Copy !req
158. Obliged.
Mmm.Copy !req
159. What happened
to your nose?Copy !req
160. It was...Copy !req
161. it was just
a misunderstanding.Copy !req
162. Now was this you
misunderstanding the other fellaCopy !req
163. or him
misunderstanding you?Copy !req
164. Pardon?Copy !req
165. Who misunderstood whom?Copy !req
166. No, what I'm saying...Copy !req
167. It's...Copy !req
168. it's not good to dwell
on these things.Copy !req
169. Why?Copy !req
170. Pardon?Copy !req
171. Why is it not good to
dwell on these things,Copy !req
172. especially things that
put you in a hospital?Copy !req
173. Well, I was... I was outnumbered,
if you want to know the truth.Copy !req
174. Three to one.Copy !req
175. Big... big guys, too.
Well, one of them.Copy !req
176. Other two were just kids but
big for their age, you know?Copy !req
177. If I was any kind of man, I'd
have shown that Sam what's what.Copy !req
178. Sam?Copy !req
179. Hess.Copy !req
180. The bully in high school
and he's a bully now.Copy !req
181. So why didn't you...Copy !req
182. show him what's what?Copy !req
183. Well, his...Copy !req
184. He had his sons
with him and...Copy !req
185. You let a man beat you
in front of his childrenCopy !req
186. to send them a message?Copy !req
187. No, that's not...Copy !req
188. Heck.Copy !req
189. Just... heck.Copy !req
190. In my experience, if you
let a man break your nose,Copy !req
191. the next time, he tries
to break your spine.Copy !req
192. Sam? No way.
Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
193. I mean, I don't think.Copy !req
194. It just... I guess I embarrassed
him in front of his boys.Copy !req
195. You embarrassed him?
Yeah, by...Copy !req
196. He was telling me about a time
where he and my wife, they were...Copy !req
197. But he didn't know
she was my wifeCopy !req
198. is the thing and
when I told him...Copy !req
199. This man slept
with your wife andCopy !req
200. you're worried
about embarrassing him?Copy !req
201. Not slept.
No, they didn't...Copy !req
202. He said it was just...Copy !req
203. She has soft hands,
see, and I guess...Copy !req
204. No, mister,
we're not friends.Copy !req
205. I mean maybe we
will be someday.Copy !req
206. But I gotta say, if that
were me in your position...Copy !req
207. I would have
killed that man.Copy !req
208. Well, now...Copy !req
209. Come on.Copy !req
210. You said he bullied you
in high school, right?Copy !req
211. Four years.Copy !req
212. Gave me an ulcer.Copy !req
213. You know what, one time,Copy !req
214. he put me in an oil barrel
and rolled me in the road.Copy !req
215. Seriously?Copy !req
216. And now he tells you that he
had relations with your wife.Copy !req
217. He bullies you again
in front of his children.Copy !req
218. This is a man who doesn't
deserve to draw breath.Copy !req
219. Yeah, okay, but...Copy !req
220. Here's the thing...Copy !req
221. No, that is the thing.Copy !req
222. Well, heck!Copy !req
223. I mean, okay... okay,Copy !req
224. but... what am I
supposed to do?Copy !req
225. Heck, you're so sure about it. Maybe
you should just kill him for me.Copy !req
226. You're asking me
to kill this man.Copy !req
227. No, that was...
I was joking.Copy !req
228. Mr. Nygaard?Copy !req
229. Yeah, that's me.
Just one second.Copy !req
230. We... we... we... we... We're
just two fellas talking, right?Copy !req
231. We're just blowing off steam?Copy !req
232. Sir, it's real busy.Copy !req
233. Like I said, one second.Copy !req
234. Sam Hess.Copy !req
235. No, just... just one second.
That is not—Copy !req
236. Sir!Copy !req
237. Just one word.Copy !req
238. Yes or no.Copy !req
239. Sir, I'm going to
give your spot—Copy !req
240. Yeah!Copy !req
241. Yeah, I'm coming,
for Pete's sake.Copy !req
242. Cold enough for you, Chief?Copy !req
243. Supposed to get down
to negative 10 later.Copy !req
244. Yeah, heard that.Copy !req
245. Don't much like
the sound of negative.Copy !req
246. Thought I'd strip down to
my shorts, work on my tan.Copy !req
247. So what's this here then?Copy !req
248. Chief, I arrived on the
scene at 1300 hours,Copy !req
249. found this '93 New Yorker.Copy !req
250. Looks like she fled the road
and crashed the fence.Copy !req
251. I found a set of footprints
leading away from the car.Copy !req
252. Thought, possibly,
our driver, injured,Copy !req
253. you know, got confused,
wandered into the woods.Copy !req
254. I was just about
to investigate.Copy !req
255. There's blood here.
Hair, too.Copy !req
256. Yeah, saw that.Copy !req
257. I was thinking maybe a deer, but
couldn't find the evidence, so...Copy !req
258. Here it is.Copy !req
259. Son of a gun.Copy !req
260. Blood on the steering wheel.Copy !req
261. Driver could
have hit his head.Copy !req
262. Or her head.Copy !req
263. You check the trunk?Copy !req
264. No, sir.Copy !req
265. Huh.Copy !req
266. So you want to take a look
at those footprints then?Copy !req
267. Sounds good.Copy !req
268. How's Ida?Copy !req
269. Any day now.Copy !req
270. You got a name picked out?Copy !req
271. Can't get that woman to decide
what color to paint the nursery.Copy !req
272. Can't believe I missed
that deer in the trunk.Copy !req
273. Don't take it hard.Copy !req
274. Been doing this
a long time.Copy !req
275. Never checked for a deer in
the trunk or any wildlife.Copy !req
276. Chief.Copy !req
277. Hiya, hon.Copy !req
278. In the kitchen.Copy !req
279. Something smells good.Copy !req
280. Your boy wanted a hamburger.Copy !req
281. Sounds like my boy.Copy !req
282. Molly found
a wreck out on 71.Copy !req
283. How's she doing?Copy !req
284. Molly? Yeah, good.Copy !req
285. I always liked her.Copy !req
286. Yeah, she's a peach.Copy !req
287. Anyhoo, looks like the driver
tried to head out on foot.Copy !req
288. He got lost and froze
to death in the woods.Copy !req
289. Oh, my.
Yeah.Copy !req
290. Funny thing is, the fellow
was just wearing underpants.Copy !req
291. That so?Copy !req
292. Yeah.Copy !req
293. No ID, nothing.
Hmm.Copy !req
294. Couldn't find his
clothes anywhere.Copy !req
295. Maybe he ate 'em.Copy !req
296. Hmm.Copy !req
297. I was thinking maybe
blue for the nursery.Copy !req
298. Yeah?
Hmm.Copy !req
299. Earlier, I was
thinking maybe blue.Copy !req
300. Then I changed my mind.Copy !req
301. Blue's nice.Copy !req
302. Maybe green.Copy !req
303. Well... I'm ready
to get painting.Copy !req
304. Soon as you decide.Copy !req
305. You're a good man,
Vern Thurman.Copy !req
306. My sister was crazy telling
me not to marry you.Copy !req
307. Your sister is crazy.Copy !req
308. Hmm.Copy !req
309. Dad said we
could take turns.Copy !req
310. Yeah?Copy !req
311. Dad said that he also thinks
you've got a potato brain.Copy !req
312. So— Hey!Copy !req
313. You're doing it wrong.Copy !req
314. You need to press your forearm
into the back of his neck,Copy !req
315. grab your elbow with the other
hand to choke him right out.Copy !req
316. What do you want, mister?Copy !req
317. Yeah, mister,
what do you want?Copy !req
318. Sign outside
says Hess & Sons.Copy !req
319. Which one's the older boy?
Me.Copy !req
320. Mickey.Copy !req
321. So... that leaves me in
charge when Dad is gone.Copy !req
322. Are not! Mom said...Copy !req
323. Mom has nothing
to do with it, sister!Copy !req
324. Hey!Copy !req
325. Help you with something?Copy !req
326. Sam Hess?Copy !req
327. Who wants to know?Copy !req
328. Me.Copy !req
329. Only two reasons to
come to my shop, friend.Copy !req
330. Either you need a truck
or you drive a truck, huh?Copy !req
331. You a truck driver?Copy !req
332. I was just talking
to your boys.Copy !req
333. I think the younger
one's a little dim.Copy !req
334. What did you say?Copy !req
335. His IQ seems low,
I'm saying.Copy !req
336. Have you had him tested?Copy !req
337. Hit him, Dad.Copy !req
338. Yeah, Dad, hit him.Copy !req
339. I'm gonna restrain myself.Copy !req
340. You know, on account of you
got an obvious head injuryCopy !req
341. and not beat you to death
with a tire iron.Copy !req
342. But I'm gonna ask you again.
What the heck do you want?Copy !req
343. I just wanted to
have a look at you.Copy !req
344. Okay, that'll do it.Copy !req
345. How does a grown man
fall over his own feet?Copy !req
346. it was ice.
I slipped on ice.Copy !req
347. We should have canceled.Copy !req
348. Oh, don't be a baby.Copy !req
349. Hi!
Hey, we're here.Copy !req
350. We're here.
Hi.Copy !req
351. Come on in.
Chaz is working the ham.Copy !req
352. Took the whole team
down to Duluth Tuesday.Copy !req
353. Big spread at the Marriot.Copy !req
354. I've always
wanted to stay there.Copy !req
355. Yeah, it's real sweet.Copy !req
356. King-sized bed, view of
the lake, you name it.Copy !req
357. Boss took me out for dinner.
Just the two of them.Copy !req
358. Steak big as
a catcher's mitt.Copy !req
359. Said, "Chaz, you're going
places in this world."Copy !req
360. Gave him a raise
and a corner office.Copy !req
361. Yeah.
Hear that, Lester?Copy !req
362. A corner office.Copy !req
363. Yeah, real good.Copy !req
364. And him, your younger brother.Copy !req
365. Yeah, I said I heard.Copy !req
366. Vice-president,
sales, Midwest region.Copy !req
367. Bought the surround
sound to celebrate.Copy !req
368. I mean,
it's pretty sweet, huh?Copy !req
369. You're gonna have
to marry that ham,Copy !req
370. you get any more
familiar with it.Copy !req
371. Saw it on Rachael Ray.Copy !req
372. She said that massaging
breaks the muscle down,Copy !req
373. makes the meat juicier.Copy !req
374. Lester never wants
to try new things.Copy !req
375. Now, hold on.
That's not true.Copy !req
376. We make Gordo try
stuff all the time.Copy !req
377. Chaz says we have
to open his horizons.Copy !req
378. Broaden his horizons.Copy !req
379. It's a big world,
you know.Copy !req
380. There is more to life
than just Minnesota.Copy !req
381. Took a real tumble, huh?Copy !req
382. There's a spot over
by the fire station.Copy !req
383. It's always icy.Copy !req
384. Don't know what
the heck I was thinking.Copy !req
385. Lester...Copy !req
386. come out to the garage.Copy !req
387. Help me get some more beer.Copy !req
388. Took Gordo to
a specialist last month.Copy !req
389. Think he might
have the autism.Copy !req
390. Yeah?Copy !req
391. Won't stop
drawing on the walls,Copy !req
392. and Kitty, she said she found
a Mason jar in his closet.Copy !req
393. I guess that he
pees in it at night.Copy !req
394. What's that about?Copy !req
395. Hey... you want to see
something cool?Copy !req
396. All right.Copy !req
397. Sweet!
Yeah, not those.Copy !req
398. Gee. What... what is that?Copy !req
399. That there... is your M249
SAW light machine gun,Copy !req
400. sometimes referred
to as "The Piglet."Copy !req
401. Are you allowed...
Can you even have that?Copy !req
402. Is it legal?Copy !req
403. Technically, no way,Copy !req
404. but I got a buddy who works
supply over at Camp Ripley.Copy !req
405. And, heck, I'm an American.Copy !req
406. I Pay my taxes.Copy !req
407. You want to take a look?Copy !req
408. It's gas-operated, air-cooled,
shoots 725 rounds per minute.Copy !req
409. Okay.Copy !req
410. Jeez.Copy !req
411. You should have told
me it was so heavy.Copy !req
412. Is it okay? No, Lester,
it's not okay! You...Copy !req
413. Here.Copy !req
414. You broke the darn...Copy !req
415. Why are you such
a GD screw-up?Copy !req
416. Hey, now.Copy !req
417. Ever since you were...Copy !req
418. And now Kitty.Copy !req
419. She said she talked to Pearl
last week and she's had it...Copy !req
420. your wife.Copy !req
421. Said you'd been acting plain
weird, just moping around.Copy !req
422. Said she caught you
standing in the bathroomCopy !req
423. with your toothbrush in your
hand just looking in the mirror.Copy !req
424. Said foam was coming out of
your mouth like a rabid dog.Copy !req
425. Come on. That's... not how
I may or may not be feeling.Copy !req
426. And for your information,Copy !req
427. I hadn't had a lot of sleep
the night before.Copy !req
428. So... so... so, the toothpaste,
that was just nothing...Copy !req
429. Did you really trip on the
ice and break your nose?Copy !req
430. Yeah. Yes.Copy !req
431. I... I told you,
outside the fire station.Copy !req
432. You know they run the hoses
and wash the trucks,Copy !req
433. and it gets all
slippery and wet.Copy !req
434. You know, guys at work,Copy !req
435. they talk about how they
look up to their brothers...Copy !req
436. their older brothers.Copy !req
437. Sometimes I tell
people you're dead.Copy !req
438. I mean, heck, Lester,
you're 40 years old.Copy !req
439. When are you gonna
get your act together?Copy !req
440. Your own brother?Copy !req
441. You didn't have to hit him.Copy !req
442. I mean, seriously, what
is the matter with you?Copy !req
443. Your own brother!Copy !req
444. Yeah, it's one more...
Yes, one more time.Copy !req
445. Before the 17th?Copy !req
446. Do you need this
to look like an accident?Copy !req
447. Figure it out and call me back.Copy !req
448. Realty.Copy !req
449. It's me.Copy !req
450. St. Paul, your call was
expected yesterday.Copy !req
451. I got delayed.Copy !req
452. Problems?Copy !req
453. Car trouble. It's fixed now.Copy !req
454. But you finished
the assignment?Copy !req
455. Of course.Copy !req
456. And when can they
expect you in Duluth?Copy !req
457. The new client
is anxious to begin.Copy !req
458. Soon. I took a detour.Copy !req
459. And the nature
of this detour?Copy !req
460. It's personal. Shouldn't
be more than a day or two.Copy !req
461. I'll let Duluth know.Copy !req
462. All right.Copy !req
463. Yeah. Oh, yeah,
big fella.Copy !req
464. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
465. Yeah... that's good.Copy !req
466. Yeah? Yup?Copy !req
467. Mmm.Copy !req
468. Yeah?Copy !req
469. Jeez. Where?Copy !req
470. Okay.Copy !req
471. Pick me up, huh?Copy !req
472. Gotta go?
Mmm.Copy !req
473. Homicide.Copy !req
474. Molly's coming to get me.Copy !req
475. Go back to sleep, hon.Copy !req
476. Love you.
Love you, too.Copy !req
477. Thanks.Copy !req
478. Ida sleeping?Copy !req
479. Yep.Copy !req
480. What do you want me to
write for cause of death?Copy !req
481. Put "self-explanatory."Copy !req
482. You okay there, Bill?Copy !req
483. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
484. Threw up a bit ago.Copy !req
485. Not in here. I hope.
Oh, no...Copy !req
486. went out to
the parking lot.Copy !req
487. Wife made spaghetti
for dinner.Copy !req
488. Seemed a shame
to barf it up.Copy !req
489. I'm okay now...
so long as I don't look.Copy !req
490. Heck.Copy !req
491. That's Sam Hess.Copy !req
492. Hess that owns
the trucking company?Copy !req
493. Yeah, with the two boys.
Both dumb as a dog's foot.Copy !req
494. Hold on.Copy !req
495. Isn't Hess tied to that syndicate
of fellas out of Fargo...Copy !req
496. gunrunners and such?Copy !req
497. So they say.Copy !req
498. Never seen the proof.Copy !req
499. Well, jeez, you...Copy !req
500. I mean,
you think this could be,Copy !req
501. like, an organized
crime thing?Copy !req
502. You know, a hit or the like?Copy !req
503. I don't know
what I think yet...Copy !req
504. except I was warm in
bed half an hour ago.Copy !req
505. How many times
I got to tell you?Copy !req
506. You can't just take the
sheets off of one bedCopy !req
507. and stick 'em on another.Copy !req
508. It's unsanitary.Copy !req
509. I shake 'em out firstCopy !req
510. You don't have the sense
God gave a clam, do you?Copy !req
511. Go shovel the walk.Copy !req
512. I need a room.
Just you?Copy !req
513. Pardon? Is it just
for you, the room?Copy !req
514. What difference
does that make?Copy !req
515. It's a different
rate for two.Copy !req
516. And if you got pets, dog,
cat, it's an extra 10 bucks.Copy !req
517. What if I got a fish?Copy !req
518. Excuse me?Copy !req
519. Would a fish cost me $10?Copy !req
520. Or what if I kept
spiders or mice?Copy !req
521. What if I had bacteria?Copy !req
522. Sir, bacteria are not pets.Copy !req
523. Could be.Copy !req
524. Sir, perhaps you'd be happier
in a different motel?Copy !req
525. I just want to
know the policy.Copy !req
526. You see, I'm a student
of institutions.Copy !req
527. Sir, do you have
a pet or not?Copy !req
528. No, it's just me.Copy !req
529. Why do you let her
talk to you like that?Copy !req
530. She's not that bad.Copy !req
531. Son, she compared
you to a clam.Copy !req
532. Well, what should I do?Copy !req
533. A guy insulted me once.Copy !req
534. I pissed in his gas tank.Copy !req
535. Car never drove
straight again.Copy !req
536. Leroy's Motor Inn.Copy !req
537. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
538. I'm looking out my window,
and there's a young fellowCopy !req
539. urinating in the gas
tank of a red Cavalier.Copy !req
540. Son of a—Copy !req
541. Hey!Copy !req
542. You little...Copy !req
543. Warm you up, hon?Copy !req
544. Yeah, thanks, Dad.Copy !req
545. Looking at?Copy !req
546. Murder file.Copy !req
547. Oh, yeah?
Yeah.Copy !req
548. Sam Hess got himself killed last
night over at the Lucky Penny.Copy !req
549. You don't say.Copy !req
550. Knife in the head.Copy !req
551. You didn't hear
that from me.Copy !req
552. Hey there, Molly. Lou.Copy !req
553. Coffee?
Sure.Copy !req
554. Eggs over medium?Copy !req
555. Won't say no.Copy !req
556. How's the leg?Copy !req
557. Goes from my ass to the
ground just like the other.Copy !req
558. Thinking of doing some
ice fishing this weekend.Copy !req
559. Sorry to hear it.Copy !req
560. Interested?
No, sir.Copy !req
561. The only thing I ever caught
fishing in winter was a cold.Copy !req
562. Say, Chief, listen,
I been thinkingCopy !req
563. about that fella in the
snow with the underpants.Copy !req
564. Mmm-hmm.
Something odd about that.Copy !req
565. You're saying other than the fact
he was just wearing panties?Copy !req
566. Yeah. See, we know from the
wreck that whoever was drivingCopy !req
567. cracked their head on the
steering wheel, right?Copy !req
568. But the fella in the snow...
No head injury.Copy !req
569. Yeah, so you see—Copy !req
570. That's some good police
work there, Deputy.Copy !req
571. Oh. Thanks.Copy !req
572. But if he's not the driver,
I guess we gotta ask...Copy !req
573. who is he?Copy !req
574. Ran his prints, nothing.Copy !req
575. Plus, it turns out
the car was stolen.Copy !req
576. Oh, yeah?
Yeah.Copy !req
577. Yeah,
over in Grand Forks.Copy !req
578. I called the local PD. I'm
just waiting on a callback.Copy !req
579. Any thoughts
there on Hess?Copy !req
580. No, not as such.Copy !req
581. The, um...
lady that Hess was withCopy !req
582. didn't get a good look
at the fella who killed himCopy !req
583. on account of all the
blood in her eyes, but...Copy !req
584. you know, we're checking
the knife for prints.Copy !req
585. Also, Bill's going
around to local storesCopy !req
586. to see if maybe the knife
was bought here in Bemidji.Copy !req
587. You'll make
a good chief one day.Copy !req
588. Me?Copy !req
589. What about Bill?
He's got seniority.Copy !req
590. Bill cleans his gun
with bubble bath.Copy !req
591. No, it'll be you...Copy !req
592. if you want.Copy !req
593. When you talk to the
police, just keep it simple.Copy !req
594. Thanks but no thanks,
in other words.Copy !req
595. I've already
talked to Fargo,Copy !req
596. and they want to
deal with this themselves.Copy !req
597. They're sending guys.Copy !req
598. Deal with what?Copy !req
599. He was in a whorehouse.Copy !req
600. I'm glad he's dead.Copy !req
601. Ma, don't talk
like that.Copy !req
602. Yeah,
Ma, don't talk like that.Copy !req
603. Makes me live
in the North Pole,Copy !req
604. and then he's
got the nerve to...Copy !req
605. I'm not kidding.Copy !req
606. I'm gonna sing at his funeral.Copy !req
607. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
608. Mr. Mickey,
you have a phone call.Copy !req
609. She said me, you doofus.Copy !req
610. Can I come?
No.Copy !req
611. Jeez! Just stay
here with Ma.Copy !req
612. Hello.
Mickey?Copy !req
613. Louis Grossman,
your dad's estate attorney.Copy !req
614. First of all...Copy !req
615. I'd like to say
how sorry I am for your loss.Copy !req
616. Okay.Copy !req
617. Next thing is...Copy !req
618. I'm responsible for
overseeing the dispersalCopy !req
619. of your dad's vast estate.Copy !req
620. You mean the money?Copy !req
621. Right.Copy !req
622. Money, real estate, holdings,
automobiles and...Copy !req
623. Well, there's no delicate
way to put this.Copy !req
624. The will was very clear.Copy !req
625. Your dad decided to give everything
to your younger brother Moe.Copy !req
626. Are you kidding?Copy !req
627. I know it's hard to hear...Copy !req
628. but the will
was very specific.Copy !req
629. Quote, I leave the
entirety of my vast estateCopy !req
630. to my second-born
and favorite son Moe.Copy !req
631. That's sweet.Copy !req
632. He must have
really loved that boy.Copy !req
633. Anyway, that's it.Copy !req
634. Once again,
I'm sorry for your loss.Copy !req
635. If you have any questions, please
don't hesitate to call me.Copy !req
636. Well, like I said, Mrs. Hess, we're
checking some things on our end,Copy !req
637. but if there's anything
you could tell usCopy !req
638. about your
husband's business...Copy !req
639. I appreciate
the visit, Chief,Copy !req
640. but Mrs. Hess had no kind of
involvement with Sam's business.Copy !req
641. Frankly, she's mystified.Copy !req
642. Her husband being a pillar
of the community and all.Copy !req
643. I mean, heck,Copy !req
644. voted Bemidji Businessman
of the Year, 1996 and '98.Copy !req
645. Who... who was it?Copy !req
646. I'll tell you there.Copy !req
647. Yeah.Copy !req
648. Like I said,
it's a puzzler.Copy !req
649. 'Course, we both
know some of your boysCopy !req
650. have had run-ins with
the law in the past.Copy !req
651. Stolen merchandise
charges and the like.Copy !req
652. And, you know,
the Staties had that caseCopy !req
653. as to maybe your
outfit's got tiesCopy !req
654. to that crime
syndicate out of Fargo.Copy !req
655. You're gonna stand here...
Let me get this straight.Copy !req
656. You're gonna stand hereCopy !req
657. and call the victim a criminal
in front of his wife, his kids?Copy !req
658. Well, now, no lane's
calling anyone a criminal.Copy !req
659. Just trying to figure
out what happened. Aah!Copy !req
660. Chief! 217! 217!Copy !req
661. What the heck?Copy !req
662. Heya, Lester.Copy !req
663. Hiya, Bo.Copy !req
664. Jeez, what happened
to your face there?Copy !req
665. You know that spot
near the fire station?Copy !req
666. Where they wash the trucks?Copy !req
667. Yep.Copy !req
668. Slipped on the ice.Copy !req
669. Say, Lester, I need you to
pull the file on Sam Hess.Copy !req
670. On who now?Copy !req
671. Sam Hess. You know, owns the
truck depot over on Winslow.Copy !req
672. You know, big fella.Copy !req
673. Yeah, well, he's dead.Copy !req
674. Oh, yeah?
Yeah.Copy !req
675. Shame. It's a big policy.Copy !req
676. Murder, they're saying. Stabbed
to death is what I heard.Copy !req
677. You okay there, Lester?Copy !req
678. Sure.Copy !req
679. Sure... You know I went
to high school with him?Copy !req
680. You don't say.Copy !req
681. Well, anyway, I need you
to pull the policy on that.Copy !req
682. I have to get on the phone
with his wife later.Copy !req
683. Uh...Copy !req
684. Did you...Copy !req
685. Jeez. Did you
really kill him? Sam?Copy !req
686. Oh, my God.Copy !req
687. Is Sam dead?Copy !req
688. How do you feel
about that?Copy !req
689. Well, I mean...Copy !req
690. of course, it's...
you know, a tragedy.Copy !req
691. Well, why'd you
kill him then?Copy !req
692. Now hold on a second!Copy !req
693. I never—Copy !req
694. Well, actually, you did.Copy !req
695. Remember, yes or no?Copy !req
696. I never said yes.Copy !req
697. Didn't say no.Copy !req
698. No, that won't“ Come on.Copy !req
699. That...
In a court of law—Copy !req
700. Who said anything
about a court of law?Copy !req
701. Look, I just mean...Copy !req
702. I... Jeez.Copy !req
703. And he had a wife,
you know, and those boys.Copy !req
704. Lester, he put you in a barrel
and rolled you on the road.Copy !req
705. Your problem is you spent your whole
life thinking there are rules.Copy !req
706. There aren'tCopy !req
707. We used to be gorillas.Copy !req
708. All we had is what
we could take and defend.Copy !req
709. The truth is you're more of a man
today than you were yesterday.Copy !req
710. How do you figure?Copy !req
711. It's a red tide, Lester,
this life of ours.Copy !req
712. The shit they make us eat...Copy !req
713. day after day,Copy !req
714. the boss, the wife,
et cetera, wearing us down.Copy !req
715. If you don't stand up to it,Copy !req
716. let 'em know you're still an ape
deep down, where it counts.Copy !req
717. You're just gonna
get washed away.Copy !req
718. Phone call, Chief.
It's the wife.Copy !req
719. Hey, hon.
White.Copy !req
720. White, what?Copy !req
721. I decided we're gonna
paint the nursery white.Copy !req
722. It's already white.Copy !req
723. Well...
I want to paint it again.Copy !req
724. The baby's room should have a
new coat, don't you think?Copy !req
725. I do.Copy !req
726. Any particular shade?Copy !req
727. What do you mean?Copy !req
728. Well, you got your bright
white, your snow white...Copy !req
729. Eggshell.Copy !req
730. Right, there's eggshell.Copy !req
731. Oh. I hadn't thought of that.Copy !req
732. I'll tell you what.Copy !req
733. Why don't I stop
by the hardwareCopy !req
734. and pick up some
different shadesCopy !req
735. and we'll figure
it out tonight?Copy !req
736. We're having a baby, Vern.Copy !req
737. That's true.Copy !req
738. No, I mean it's
finally sinking in.Copy !req
739. We're gonna have a baby.Copy !req
740. I can't wait.Copy !req
741. I'll see you soon.Copy !req
742. Is there anything else
you need there?Copy !req
743. Nope, I'm good.Copy !req
744. Come in, Chief.Copy !req
745. This is Vern. Go ahead.Copy !req
746. Chief,
I'm over at the hospital.Copy !req
747. I was checking on
the Hess boy and—Copy !req
748. How is he?Copy !req
749. You know, broken collarbone.
Got his bell rung pretty good.Copy !req
750. That's a shame.
Yeah.Copy !req
751. Hey, so I got to
talking to Sue RoundtreeCopy !req
752. and I asked her if they had
any head injuries lately,Copy !req
753. you know, my theory about
the driver and the wreck,Copy !req
754. and she says they did...
yesterday.Copy !req
755. Real peculiar fella, she says.
Real intense.Copy !req
756. And here's where
it gets interesting.Copy !req
757. 'Cause she says the fella
with the head injuryCopy !req
758. was talking to another fella
about Sam Hess.Copy !req
759. Yeah?
Yes, sir.Copy !req
760. Says the two was
thick as thieves.Copy !req
761. So suddenly I'm thinking
maybe these two cases,Copy !req
762. maybe they're connected, huh?Copy !req
763. Could be.Copy !req
764. She say who
the other fella was?Copy !req
765. Lester Nygaard.Copy !req
766. Really?Copy !req
767. You know him?Copy !req
768. Sure, I know Lester.Copy !req
769. Sells insurance
over at 80's shop.Copy !req
770. Yeah, yeah, I called over
and they're closed,Copy !req
771. so I was gonna go
by Lester's place.Copy !req
772. No, I know Lester.
I'll do it.Copy !req
773. You call it a day.
Good work.Copy !req
774. Lester?Copy !req
775. In the basement.Copy !req
776. Whatcha doing, hon?Copy !req
777. I'm... trying to
fix the darn thing.Copy !req
778. It looks like
the motor mount broke.Copy !req
779. You sure you know
what you're doing?Copy !req
780. It seems pretty
straightforward.Copy !req
781. So, you want to
give her a try?Copy !req
782. There's nothing in it.Copy !req
783. For a test, I'm saying.Copy !req
784. Turn it off.Copy !req
785. Turn it off!Copy !req
786. You killed it.Copy !req
787. You killed my washing machine.
No, I was—Copy !req
788. It was the...
the tide, you know?Copy !req
789. I was standing up to the—
I was...Copy !req
790. I was being a man.Copy !req
791. But you're not
a man, Lester.Copy !req
792. You're not even half a man.Copy !req
793. Honestly, I don't know what
got into me marrying you.Copy !req
794. My mom said,
"Don't do it, Pearl."Copy !req
795. She said, "He's the kind of
boy that loses all the time.Copy !req
796. "And you know what those boys grow
up to be, don't you? Losers."Copy !req
797. Take that back.Copy !req
798. Or what?
What are you gonna do?Copy !req
799. You can't even face me
when we're having sex.Copy !req
800. Now, hold on!Copy !req
801. That is you not facing me!Copy !req
802. That's so I can
picture a real man.Copy !req
803. Oh!Copy !req
804. You take that back.Copy !req
805. Or what?
What are you gonna do?Copy !req
806. On.Copy !req
807. You gonna hit me?Copy !req
808. That's a—Copy !req
809. Oh.Copy !req
810. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
811. Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez.
Oh, God, I'm sorry.Copy !req
812. Oh, God.Copy !req
813. Oh, God.Copy !req
814. Yeah, it's me.Copy !req
815. You gotta help me out.
I've done something bad.Copy !req
816. Leroy's Motor Inn.Copy !req
817. Hi. Can...
can I have Room 23 please?Copy !req
818. Yeah?
Yeah.Copy !req
819. Yeah, it's... it's...
it's me. It's Lester.Copy !req
820. She's... My wife...
my wife, she's...Copy !req
821. Oh, hell!Copy !req
822. Look, I think I...Copy !req
823. She's in the basement
dead and...Copy !req
824. Look, I'm freaking out here.
I don't know what to do.Copy !req
825. Lester, have you
been a bad boy?Copy !req
826. Jeez.Copy !req
827. Yeah, I took the hammer and...Copy !req
828. Look, can you come over? I'm on
Willow Creek Drive, number 613.Copy !req
829. Please! Please?Copy !req
830. Sure, Lester.
I'll be right there.Copy !req
831. Thank you. Thank you!Copy !req
832. Here we go.Copy !req
833. What did you do?Copy !req
834. You killed her!Copy !req
835. What did you do?Copy !req
836. You killed her.Copy !req
837. You killed her.Copy !req
838. Evening, Lester.Copy !req
839. It's supposed to get down to
negative to tonight, I hear.Copy !req
840. Is Pearl home?
No.Copy !req
841. No, she's at my brother's.Copy !req
842. Okay, then.Copy !req
843. How's the nose?Copy !req
844. This...Copy !req
845. It hurts.Copy !req
846. How'd it happen, anyway?Copy !req
847. Slipped, over by
the fire station.Copy !req
848. You go to the hospital?Copy !req
849. Yeah, they set it.Copy !req
850. You talk to anyone
while you were there?Copy !req
851. What do you mean?Copy !req
852. Well, the reason I'm here...Copy !req
853. I'm not sure you heard.Copy !req
854. Sam Hess got killed last
night at the Lucky Penny.Copy !req
855. Nasty business.
Yeah.Copy !req
856. And, well...Copy !req
857. I heard you were talking to another
fella about Hess before he died...Copy !req
858. over at the hospital.Copy !req
859. No, I don't think so.Copy !req
860. What was his name again...
the other fella?Copy !req
861. You okay, Lester? You seem a bit...
seem a bit jumpy.Copy !req
862. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, it's just, you know...Copy !req
863. Pearl is gonna be
home soon and...Copy !req
864. Lester, listen to
me very carefully.Copy !req
865. I need you to get
down on the ground.Copy !req
866. Wait just a second.Copy !req
867. Lester, on the ground!Copy !req
868. This is not
what it looks like.Copy !req
869. Now, hold on. Hold on.Copy !req
870. Don't...
don't go down there.Copy !req
871. Don't...
There's nothing down—Copy !req
872. That's not- I didn't do nothing.
I didn't... I just got home.Copy !req
873. I just got home and...
There's nothing down there.Copy !req
874. That's not— I
didn't do nothing.Copy !req
875. I didn't do nothing!
I didn't do nothing!Copy !req
876. I just came home.
I just came home.Copy !req
877. This is Chief Thurman. I'm
at 613 Willow Creek Drive.Copy !req
878. Requesting back up.
613 Willow Creek—Copy !req
879. Chief?Copy !req
880. Chief?Copy !req
881. Chief?Copy !req
882. Any more?Copy !req
883. Lester, are there
any more cops?Copy !req
884. Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
885. What did you tell him?Copy !req
886. Nothing.Copy !req
887. He... he asked about Sam.Copy !req
888. You got any more shells
for this thing? No.Copy !req
889. Is that the basement?Copy !req
890. Mmm.Copy !req
891. Jeez.Copy !req
892. The police are here.Copy !req
893. I said the police are here!
What do we do?Copy !req
894. Officer down.Copy !req
895. 613 Willow Creek Drive.Copy !req
896. Roger that.
Confirming code 3.Copy !req
897. Bemidji Police!Copy !req
898. Oh, my God.Copy !req
899. All units,Copy !req
900. officer in need of immediate
assistance at 613 Willow Creek Drive.Copy !req
901. Bemidji Police!Copy !req
902. If there's someone in the house,
come outwith your hands up.Copy !req
903. Molly!Copy !req
904. Down here!Copy !req
905. Husband's alive.Copy !req
906. Oh, jeez!Copy !req
907. Dad, come in, Dad.
Over.Copy !req
908. Yeah, Dad here.
Come back.Copy !req
909. Vikings up by 13. Over.Copy !req
910. What happened? Over.Copy !req
911. Kicked in another
field goal. Over.Copy !req
912. Sweet.
You brush your teeth? Over.Copy !req
913. Yeah. Over.Copy !req
914. Homework? Over.Copy !req
915. Did my math and science. I still
have to do English. Over.Copy !req
916. Okay. Well, as soon
as the game's over.Copy !req
917. Over.Copy !req
918. Evening, Officer.Copy !req
919. Evening.Copy !req
920. License and registration,
please.Copy !req
921. We could do it that way.Copy !req
922. You ask me for my papers,Copy !req
923. I tell you it's not my car,
that I borrowed it,Copy !req
924. see where things
go from there.Copy !req
925. We could do that...Copy !req
926. or you could go get in
your car and drive away.Copy !req
927. Now, why
would I do that?Copy !req
928. Because some roads
you shouldn't go down.Copy !req
929. Because maps used to say,
"There be dragons here."Copy !req
930. Now they don't.Copy !req
931. But that don't mean
the dragons aren't there.Copy !req
932. Dad, come in, Dad. Over.Copy !req
933. You step out of the car,
please, sir?Copy !req
934. How old's your kid?Copy !req
935. I said, step out of the car.Copy !req
936. Dad, come in, Dad. Over.Copy !req
937. Let me tell you what's going
to happen, Officer Grimly.Copy !req
938. I'm going to
roll my window up.Copy !req
939. Then I'm gonna drive away and you're
gonna go home to your daughter,Copy !req
940. and every few years,Copy !req
941. you're gonna look at her face
and know that you're aliveCopy !req
942. because you chose not to go down a
certain road on a certain night,Copy !req
943. that you chose to walk into the
light instead of into the darkness.Copy !req
944. Do you understand me?Copy !req
945. Sir.Copy !req
946. I'm rolling up my window.Copy !req
947. Dad, come in, Dad.
Over.Copy !req
948. Dad...Copy !req
949. are you there? Over.Copy !req
950. So, I got two kinds of sandwiches.
Tuna and turkey.Copy !req
951. Tuna's for the fish...Copy !req
952. unless you think they'd
think that's cannibalism.Copy !req
953. You know, I've been looking for
more help in the restaurant.Copy !req
954. You know, someone to seat
customers and answer the phone.Copy !req
955. A hostess?Copy !req
956. Is that what they call it?
Yeah.Copy !req
957. Anyway...Copy !req
958. not sure if that's something
you might be interested in.Copy !req
959. I'm a police officer, Dad.Copy !req
960. Well, sure, I know that.Copy !req
961. I also know that
people in this worldCopy !req
962. are... less inclined
to shoot a hostessCopy !req
963. than, say,
an officer of the law.Copy !req
964. That's true.Copy !req
965. So, that mean you're gonna
help your old man out?Copy !req
966. Nope.Copy !req
967. But maybe you could
put that in the ad.Copy !req
968. Listen, on second thought, I
think I'm gonna head into work.Copy !req
969. Rain check on the fishing?Copy !req
970. Sounds good.Copy !req
971. Love you, Dad.Copy !req
972. Love you too, hon.Copy !req
973. Ripped By mstollCopy !req