1. The holiday break was my
favorite time of the year.Copy !req
2. Two weeks of complete
freedom from school.Copy !req
3. No assignments and no homework.Copy !req
4. This year, my holiday gift
to you is a homework assignment.Copy !req
5. I'm glad I didn't
get her anything.Copy !req
6. Don't fret. This will be fun.Copy !req
7. Your assignment is to help
someone in needCopy !req
8. and give back to your community.Copy !req
9. I'm on vacation. Call Oprah.Copy !req
10. Oh, I'm gonna do
what I do every ChristmasCopy !req
11. at the old folks' home.Copy !req
12. What's that?Copy !req
13. Pose for pictures
dressed as baby Jesus.Copy !req
14. I posed for pictures
as big baby Jesus. R.I.P., ODB.Copy !req
15. So what are you
gonna do?Copy !req
16. I don't know—
something quickCopy !req
17. so I can enjoy my vacation.Copy !req
18. Chris, what are
you gonna do?Copy !req
19. I don't know.
Maybe work at a soup kitchen.Copy !req
20. Oh, that's so nice.Copy !req
21. Oh, but the only thing isCopy !req
22. I don't think there's one
in my neighborhood.Copy !req
23. Oh, yes, there is.Copy !req
24. And could you give thisCopy !req
25. back to Robert,
the manager?Copy !req
26. He dropped it in
sixth period study hall.Copy !req
27. Sure he did.Copy !req
28. Thanks, man.Copy !req
29. Come get some soup?Copy !req
30. Oh, no. Actually,
I'm here to volunteer.Copy !req
31. I got plenty of volunteers.Copy !req
32. This time of year,
everybody wants to give back.Copy !req
33. But I'm doing this
for a school assignment.Copy !req
34. You got any suggestions?Copy !req
35. I don't know, man.Copy !req
36. White people take all
the volunteer jobsCopy !req
37. at the soup kitchen.Copy !req
38. If they really wanted
to help the hungry,Copy !req
39. they'd volunteer
at the meat kitchen.Copy !req
40. Hey, Kill Moves.Copy !req
41. You waiting for soup?Copy !req
42. This a soup line?Copy !req
43. I was waiting to sit
on Santa's lap.Copy !req
44. Well, what do you want
Santa to give you?Copy !req
45. 300 issues of Jet magazine,
a solid gold football helmetCopy !req
46. and an Ionic Breeze
air purifier.Copy !req
47. That last thing hadn't even
been invented yet.Copy !req
48. Anything else?Copy !req
49. A Christmas present
for my mother.Copy !req
50. Really?Copy !req
51. I can help you with that.Copy !req
52. This was
the perfect opportunityCopy !req
53. to get rid of my school
assignment,Copy !req
54. and it was the daily double;Copy !req
55. I got to help a homeless
person and a crazy personCopy !req
56. at the same time.Copy !req
57. Captioning sponsored byCopy !req
58. Christmas was my mother's
favorite time of year.Copy !req
59. She loved the food.Copy !req
60. And she loved the decorations.Copy !req
61. My father, on the other hand,
hated Christmas.Copy !req
62. He hated the food.Copy !req
63. I need to go
grocery shopping.Copy !req
64. And he hated the decorations.Copy !req
65. We need decorations.Copy !req
66. What's wrong, Julius?Copy !req
67. Man, those papers are
heavy this time of year.Copy !req
68. Kills my back.Copy !req
69. What's going on
for the holidays?Copy !req
70. Not much.Copy !req
71. I didn't get my
Christmas bonus.Copy !req
72. It's gonna be tight.Copy !req
73. It's tight,
all right, man.Copy !req
74. I ain't got
this year, man.Copy !req
75. I'm not buying
no gifts,Copy !req
76. I'm not buying
no cards.Copy !req
77. I'm not even
calling nobody, man.Copy !req
78. Everybody getting
the same giftCopy !req
79. from me
this year— hope.Copy !req
80. Hope I buy
them something.Copy !req
81. Thanks, Manny
Have a good one, man.Copy !req
82. Good luck, man.Copy !req
83. My father would have given us
the best Christmas he couldCopy !req
84. until he found out
he had another option.Copy !req
85. Brothers and sisters,Copy !req
86. we need to stop
this Christmas racket.Copy !req
87. What's all this?Copy !req
88. What's this?
Come over here, brother.Copy !req
89. We encourage you
to celebrate Kwanzaa this year.Copy !req
90. And stop being a slaveCopy !req
91. to consumerism.Copy !req
92. Free yourself of your
financial oppressorsCopy !req
93. by giving African love.Copy !req
94. What's Kwanzaa?Copy !req
95. Kwanzaa is celebrated
the seven days after ChristmasCopy !req
96. and emphasizes principles of
family, community and culture.Copy !req
97. This peaceful African holidayCopy !req
98. was the great idea
of Dr. Malauna KarengaCopy !req
99. Later, one of his bad ideas
led him to prison for four yearsCopy !req
100. for felonious assault
and false imprisonment.Copy !req
101. Although Kwanzaa has enjoyed
limited success,Copy !req
102. felonious assault
swept the nationCopy !req
103. and continues to thriveCopy !req
104. throughout the African-American
community today.Copy !req
105. Well, are there presents?Copy !req
106. Yeah, but they should
come from the Earth.Copy !req
107. Like diamonds?
No.Copy !req
108. Well, they're
from the EarthCopy !req
109. and they're from Africa.Copy !req
110. Look, that may be true,
but I'm talking aboutCopy !req
111. crops and fruits and vegetables.Copy !req
112. What comes from the Earth
in Bed-StuyCopy !req
113. are cigarette butts
and crack vials.Copy !req
114. But we want toys,
right, Chris?Copy !req
115. Doesn't make much
difference to me.Copy !req
116. I haven't gotten a present
in four years.Copy !req
117. Maybe this year
I can get some fruit.Copy !req
118. Judging from my luck
during past holidays,Copy !req
119. I'll be getting some pits.Copy !req
120. Julius, can I ask you
a question?Copy !req
121. Shoot.Copy !req
122. Are you doing Kwanzaa
'cause it's cheap?Copy !req
123. Yes!
No.Copy !req
124. Are you sure?Copy !req
125. No.Copy !req
126. Positive.Copy !req
127. I mean, we don't want our kids
growing up thinkingCopy !req
128. holidays are all about
buying, buying, buying.Copy !req
129. There's more to lifeCopy !req
130. than just running
to the toy store.Copy !req
131. Okay.Copy !req
132. Mm... mwa!Copy !req
133. Happy Kwanzaa.Copy !req
134. While my family was
preparing for Kwanzaa,Copy !req
135. I was preparing to go shopping
with Kill Moves.Copy !req
136. I didn't know much about him
except that on Sunday morningsCopy !req
137. he directed traffic
in his underwear.Copy !req
138. Hey, Kill Moves.Copy !req
139. Merry...Copy !req
140. I thought you was
the mailman.Copy !req
141. I was gonna give him
this Christmas tip.Copy !req
142. Come on in.Copy !req
143. When they get ready
to play on Sunday...Copy !req
144. You got cable?Copy !req
145. Can't miss Inside The NFL.Copy !req
146. I love Nick Buoniconti.Copy !req
147. So we looking for a gift
for your mother?Copy !req
148. No, it's actually
for your mother.Copy !req
149. That's okay.
I didn't hear you anyway.Copy !req
150. So what kinds of things
does your mother like?Copy !req
151. I don't know,Copy !req
152. but if it was your mother,
what would you get her?Copy !req
153. Diamonds and a white man.
Good choice.Copy !req
154. Okay, I don't think
we can buy that.Copy !req
155. But maybe chocolates?Copy !req
156. Sounds good.Copy !req
157. Good. So you got any money?Copy !req
158. Uh... just this.Copy !req
159. It's a bunch
of money in here!Copy !req
160. Where'd you get
all this?
In here.Copy !req
161. Okay. Well, let's go get
something for you mother.Copy !req
162. What crazy see, crazy do.Copy !req
163. Hey, Monica.Copy !req
164. Hey, Tonya. Cool hat.Copy !req
165. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
166. Oh, thanks, but you
didn't have to do this.Copy !req
167. Uh-huh.Copy !req
168. It's Christmas.Copy !req
169. Oh. Well, I have your gift.Copy !req
170. but I just...
I have to wrap it.Copy !req
171. That's cool.Copy !req
172. Hey, do you wantCopy !req
173. to go Christmas caroling
with me and my cousins?Copy !req
174. Christmas caroling?
Black peopleCopy !req
175. No, my family's already
doing stuff,Copy !req
176. but we're doing it at home.Copy !req
177. Yeah. Bye.Copy !req
178. While Tonya wouldn't speak
about Kwanzaa,Copy !req
179. Drew was ready to start
speaking Swahili.Copy !req
180. The first principle
of Kwanzaa is umoja; unity.Copy !req
181. That means us black people
gotta stick together.Copy !req
182. Well, that's it for Kwanzaa.Copy !req
183. Come on, baby,
you're gonna miss it.Copy !req
184. Here. Here's your corn.Copy !req
185. What am I supposed
to do with this?Copy !req
186. You husk it, and then
we make hats out of it.Copy !req
187. You know, to keep the blue-eyed
demons out of our heads.Copy !req
188. Whatever.
Look, can I have some moneyCopy !req
189. to buy a Christmas present
for my friend Monica?Copy !req
190. Well, I'm afraid
that's not in accordanceCopy !req
191. with the principles
of Kwanzaa.Copy !req
192. Or my father's cheapness.Copy !req
193. Well, she got me a gift,
so shouldn't I give one back?Copy !req
194. Absolutely. Here.
Give her this corn.Copy !req
195. You still got some money
left in here.Copy !req
196. You want it?Copy !req
197. No, thanks.Copy !req
198. Your mom's gonna love
those chocolates and the watch.Copy !req
199. I don't know.Copy !req
200. Are you sure this
is a good watch?Copy !req
201. Timex has a slogan.Copy !req
202. I never heard of a slogan
for Rolex.Copy !req
203. How about "It takes a lickin',Copy !req
204. and then you buy a new one
because you're rich"?Copy !req
205. Trust me, it's good.Copy !req
206. Anyway, thanks for your help.Copy !req
207. No problem. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
208. Happy Kwanzaa.Copy !req
209. And merry methadone.Copy !req
210. Say, listen,Copy !req
211. could you go with me tomorrowCopy !req
212. when I drop the gifts off
to her house?Copy !req
213. Sure. Where does she live?Copy !req
214. I don't know.Copy !req
215. I guess giving back
to the communityCopy !req
216. wasn't goingto be
so quick and easy.Copy !req
217. I'll get it!Copy !req
218. The hard thing about KwanzaaCopy !req
219. was that everybody else
was celebrating Christmas.Copy !req
220. Even if you stayed
in the house,Copy !req
221. you couldn't escape it.Copy !req
222. Merry Christmas Eve.Copy !req
223. Hi, Greg. Uh, uh, come on in.Copy !req
224. Chris, Greg is here!Copy !req
225. I brought you
a Christmas gift.Copy !req
226. Thank you.
You didn't have to.Copy !req
227. Trivia fact:
those are his real ears.Copy !req
228. You didn't tell me
you'd be workingCopy !req
229. as one of Santa's
elves this year.Copy !req
230. I'm not.
Oh.Copy !req
231. So where's your Christmas tree?Copy !req
232. We're celebrating Kwanzaa
this year.Copy !req
233. Happy Kwanzaa.Copy !req
234. Harambee!Copy !req
235. God bless you.Copy !req
236. Oh, beets!
These are my favorite!Copy !req
237. Lots of vitamin A.Copy !req
238. This was on my list.Copy !req
239. So what are you doing today?Copy !req
240. Well, I got to be back
at the North Pole by 11:00.Copy !req
241. But other than that, nothing.Copy !req
242. Good, 'cause I need your help.Copy !req
243. So we're gonna go through
some of your stuffCopy !req
244. and see if we can find
some clues to your
mother's whereabouts.Copy !req
245. We're going to point
to stuff and you're gonna
tell us what it is.Copy !req
246. Roger.Copy !req
247. You mean, yes?Copy !req
248. No, I mean Roger.Copy !req
249. You're pointing at Roger.Copy !req
250. That's the bear's name.Copy !req
251. And he finds pointing very rude.Copy !req
252. And he finds his owner
very crazy.Copy !req
253. I love Kwanzaa.Copy !req
254. Doesn't interfere
with ChristmasCopy !req
255. and it's a good way
to bring the family together.Copy !req
256. You know, Christmas
is too materialistic.Copy !req
257. Yeah, well, my mom
made this for you.Copy !req
258. Ooh. Well, tell your mama
I said thank you.Copy !req
259. You know, I did
a little jail timeCopy !req
260. with the guy
who invented Kwanzaa.Copy !req
261. Really?
Yeah!Copy !req
262. I won a hat just like this
from him in a card game.Copy !req
263. He was a good guy.Copy !req
264. If he hadn't committed
that felonious assault,Copy !req
265. Kwanzaa would have
caught on, been big.Copy !req
266. No, it wouldn't.Copy !req
267. Look, I got to go
in the back.Copy !req
268. Holler if you need something.Copy !req
269. She needed something.
She didn't holler.Copy !req
270. Well, I'll see you later, Doc.Copy !req
271. That's my CIA card from
the Bay of Pigs invasion.Copy !req
272. An address book.Copy !req
273. A piggy bank from the
1964 World's Fair.Copy !req
274. Wait, what
you just say?Copy !req
275. A piggy bank from the 19...Copy !req
276. No, no, you said this
is an address book.Copy !req
277. Mom.
Kathleen Devereaux.Copy !req
278. 551 East 63 Street.Copy !req
279. Dude...Copy !req
280. that's on the Upper
East Side of Manhattan.Copy !req
281. Do you know what kind
of people live there?Copy !req
282. White people and Spike Lee.Copy !req
283. Why am I doing this?Copy !req
284. Well, if you're gonna
go see your mother,Copy !req
285. you gotta get cleaned up.Copy !req
286. All right. You're the elf.Copy !req
287. Cleaning up Kill Moves
was tougherCopy !req
288. than cleaning up
New Orleans after Katrina.Copy !req
289. Here! What
size you wear?Copy !req
290. 650 long.Copy !req
291. All right.Copy !req
292. Uh... Oh, hey.Copy !req
293. Huh What
do you think?Copy !req
294. You have something
in a chartreuse?Copy !req
295. Stop moving around so much.Copy !req
296. Take it easy.
I'm tender-headed.Copy !req
297. Ow!Copy !req
298. After 15 bottles of shampooCopy !req
299. and a Silkwood shower,
our job was complete.Copy !req
300. You're done.Copy !req
301. Ooh-ee.Copy !req
302. I look like a young
Cleavon Little.Copy !req
303. More like an old Clifton Davis.Copy !req
304. How much?Copy !req
305. Nothing. Just consider
it a Christmas gift.Copy !req
306. Hey, Slick, if you wasn't
a psychotic, homeless bumCopy !req
307. I'd go out with you.Copy !req
308. Get in line, sister.
Get in line.Copy !req
309. Since there was no "Kwanzaa
Eve" celebration for my family,Copy !req
310. Christmas Day turned
into just another Wednesday.Copy !req
311. Aren't there any
Kwanzaa shows on?Copy !req
312. Yeah. The Bob Hope
Kwanzaa Special.Copy !req
313. Everything is about Christmas.Copy !req
314. Our ancestors played
games and told stories.Copy !req
315. Because
our ancestorsCopy !req
316. didn't have TV.Copy !req
317. See, that's Kwanzaa's
second principle,Copy !req
318. Kujichagulia—
self-determination.
KujiCopy !req
319. We define ourselves.Copy !req
320. We don't need The Man
telling us what to watch.Copy !req
321. Do we have any
wrapping paper?Copy !req
322. We have Kwanzaa paper.Copy !req
323. Here you go. baby.Copy !req
324. Mr. Omar is outside.Copy !req
325. Oh. I'll get it.Copy !req
326. Merry Christmas, everybody!Copy !req
327. Let the yuletide ring!Copy !req
328. What is all this?Copy !req
329. Oh, the Widows'
Choir of Bed-Stuy.Copy !req
330. Hey, y'all.Copy !req
331. Hi.
Hey.
Hi.Copy !req
332. What's wrong with y'all?Copy !req
333. You look like the Grinch
stole your Christmas.Copy !req
334. We're not celebrating
Christmas this year.Copy !req
335. We're celebrating Kwanzaa.Copy !req
336. Yeah, we're tired
of being consumedCopy !req
337. by this capitalistic nation's
mindless consumerism.Copy !req
338. Tragic.Copy !req
339. Well, you won't
be needing this, then.Copy !req
340. Come on, ladies!Copy !req
341. Let's go and celebrate
some Christmas cheer.Copy !req
342. This has got to be wrong.Copy !req
343. Baby, welcome home.Copy !req
344. Hey, Mom, Merry Christmas.Copy !req
345. I guess this is it.Copy !req
346. Baby, it's so
good to see you.Copy !req
347. I've been
very worried.Copy !req
348. It's good to see
you, too, Mom.Copy !req
349. How have you been?Copy !req
350. Homeless.Copy !req
351. Other than that.Copy !req
352. Good. You know,
watching my diet.Copy !req
353. I get a lot of exercise, and
I don't talk to space peopleCopy !req
354. as much as I used to.
Except for Gazoo.Copy !req
355. Well, of course.Copy !req
356. And who are you?Copy !req
357. Oh, I'm Chris.Copy !req
358. Welcome to my
home, Chris.Copy !req
359. Wow. Looks like
a department store.Copy !req
360. Well, this is my
favorite time of year.Copy !req
361. I bought you
a Christmas present.Copy !req
362. Hmm.Copy !req
363. A watch.Copy !req
364. And...Copy !req
365. Turtles.Copy !req
366. Where did you
find turtles?Copy !req
367. At the corner store.Copy !req
368. Didn't you see the Rolex?Copy !req
369. I have eight Rolexes,
but I haven't had a TurtleCopy !req
370. since I was a girl.Copy !req
371. This is very
sweet of you.
Thanks, Mom.Copy !req
372. Well, why don't you
put your coat down?Copy !req
373. Edgar, why don't you play
something for us on the piano?Copy !req
374. I want to talk to Chris
for a little while.Copy !req
375. Well, thank you for
bringing my boy home.Copy !req
376. He gets lost easily.Copy !req
377. Has he always
been like this?Copy !req
378. You mean "crazy"?Copy !req
379. Yeah.Copy !req
380. Oh, Edgar's always
been savant-like.Copy !req
381. As a little child,Copy !req
382. he had a talent
for charts, graphs,Copy !req
383. numbers and martial arts.Copy !req
384. Really?Copy !req
385. Edgar? What is the
square root of pi?Copy !req
386. 1.77245385.Copy !req
387. I knew that.Copy !req
388. Until a few years ago,
he wa functioning semi-normallyCopy !req
389. as an air traffic controller.Copy !req
390. What happened?Copy !req
391. Ronald Reagan.Copy !req
392. He fired us all.Copy !req
393. That sent me on
a downward spiralCopy !req
394. of paranoia,
schizophrenia...Copy !req
395. Reagan, too.Copy !req
396. I took to wanderingCopy !req
397. the streets until I met
Gazoo, the space man,Copy !req
398. He told me that the
only true freedomCopy !req
399. could be found by
living in a box.Copy !req
400. Gazoo?Copy !req
401. From The Flintstones.Copy !req
402. Later Christmas day,
my family got a visitCopy !req
403. from the Ghost
of Shoplifting Present.Copy !req
404. Oh, yes?
Hi.Copy !req
405. I'm Monica's mother—
Tonya's friend.Copy !req
406. Oh, hi. How can I help you?Copy !req
407. I came to return this
gift Tonya gave her.Copy !req
408. It's too
expensive.Copy !req
409. It has to cost
like $30 or $40Copy !req
410. Oh, well, I
completely understand.Copy !req
411. Wait a minute.Copy !req
412. Would you likeCopy !req
413. some beets?Copy !req
414. Why, thank you.Copy !req
415. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
416. Thank you.Copy !req
417. And a Happy Kwanzaa
to you as well.Copy !req
418. That look means, "I don't know
what the hell is going on,Copy !req
419. but I'm about to find out."Copy !req
420. Where'd you get this?Copy !req
421. Doc's store.Copy !req
422. Where'd you get the money?Copy !req
423. You did have
the money, didn't you?Copy !req
424. Monica got me
a Christmas presentCopy !req
425. and I didn't
have one to give back, so...Copy !req
426. I took it.Copy !req
427. You took it.Copy !req
428. You mean you stole it.Copy !req
429. I'm sorry.Copy !req
430. Oh, you're gonna
be sorry.Copy !req
431. But first, you're
gonna take thisCopy !req
432. back to Doc's
and you're gonnaCopy !req
433. tell him what you did.Copy !req
434. Am I in trouble?Copy !req
435. Girl, you better be lucky
it's the holidays.Copy !req
436. Happy Kwanzaa.Copy !req
437. Nice to see you again, Mom,
but I gotta get homeCopy !req
438. before somebody
moves into my box.Copy !req
439. I want you to keep
in touch this time.Copy !req
440. I will. I'll call you
from the phone in my head.Copy !req
441. Great. Chris,
this is my number.Copy !req
442. Will you call me from
the phone in your houseCopy !req
443. and let me know
how he's doing?Copy !req
444. Yes.Copy !req
445. I appreciate that.Copy !req
446. You still have the
suitcase I gave you?Copy !req
447. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
448. Well, is there
anything left in it?Copy !req
449. No, ma'am, it's empty.Copy !req
450. Well.Copy !req
451. Here's another.Copy !req
452. Thank you.Copy !req
453. And thank you, Chris.Copy !req
454. It's nice to know that
Edgar has a friend.Copy !req
455. Yeah. He's a
good friend, too.Copy !req
456. Bye, Mom.
Merry Christmas.Copy !req
457. My assignment was
to give somethingCopy !req
458. back to the community,Copy !req
459. and I didn't think
I had anything to give,Copy !req
460. but that's only because you
can't buy a friend at a store.Copy !req
461. Finding out that Kill Moves's
mother was a rich socialiteCopy !req
462. should've been the biggest
surprise I had that day,Copy !req
463. but it wasn't.Copy !req
464. What's in there anyway?Copy !req
465. Same as last time.Copy !req
466. You want some?Copy !req
467. I can't eat it all.Copy !req
468. No, thanks.Copy !req
469. Well, at least
take this, uh...Copy !req
470. holiday card.Copy !req
471. Thanks.Copy !req
472. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
473. Merry Christmas, Chris.Copy !req
474. Rochelle.Copy !req
475. What's wrong?Copy !req
476. This is the just
worst holiday ever.Copy !req
477. Chris isn't home,
Tonya's stealingCopy !req
478. and Drew claims he's never gonna
talk to white people again.Copy !req
479. Years later, Drew
married a white woman.Copy !req
480. but every Christmas,
he ignores herCopy !req
481. I'm sorry, baby.Copy !req
482. Kwanzaa seemed
like a good idea.Copy !req
483. That's okay. We'll celebrate
Kwanzaa this time,Copy !req
484. but next year
we're having Christmas.Copy !req
485. I have a confession to make.Copy !req
486. What?Copy !req
487. Well, the reason we're notCopy !req
488. celebrating Christmas
this year is...Copy !req
489. I didn't get my bonus,Copy !req
490. I knew it!Copy !req
491. I knew it.Copy !req
492. You always choose cheap
over the truth.Copy !req
493. Why didn't you tell me you
didn't have any money?Copy !req
494. Well, I didn't want to
disappoint you, baby.Copy !req
495. Julius, we have been
15 years, three kids...Copy !req
496. And a partridge in a pear tree.Copy !req
497. I know you better
than you know yourself.Copy !req
498. Okay, fine. We just gotta
figure out a way to fix this.Copy !req
499. Kwanzaa had been
a disaster at my house,Copy !req
500. but at least Kill Moves
had a good Christmas.Copy !req
501. Then, just when I thought
I had nothing left to give,Copy !req
502. Hey! Happy holidays, 'lil dude.Copy !req
503. Let me hold a dollar.Copy !req
504. I don't have any money.Copy !req
505. But... I do have
this Christmas card.Copy !req
506. Thanks.Copy !req
507. You owe me a dollar.Copy !req
508. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
509. Even though Christmas
had passed,Copy !req
510. my parents wanted to let some
of our old traditions live.Copy !req
511. What's going on?Copy !req
512. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
513. Fortunately, one of the day-
after-Christmas traditionsCopy !req
514. is that everything is 75% off.Copy !req
515. Kill Moves and his mother
taught me a valuable lesson—Copy !req
516. No matter what you celebrate,Copy !req
517. the holidays should be spent
with people you love.Copy !req
518. Thanks for that two
grand, 'lil dude.Copy !req
519. What two grand?Copy !req
520. It was in that Christmas
card you gave me.Copy !req
521. What?Copy !req
522. Yeah. In the
spirit of Christmas,Copy !req
523. I'm-a give you a dollar.Copy !req
524. You got change
for a hundred?Copy !req
525. Paramount TelevisionCopy !req