Ed, Edd n Eddy 1x4

Directed by Danny Antonucci

Eddy decides that he and Edd are going to teach Ed some social graces and turn him into a "swingin' dude".

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

2. OK, BOYS, IT'S TIME

3. FOR THE WELCOME WAGON TO PAY A VISIT.

4. CAREFUL, ED.

5. KNOCK, KNOCK.

6. Ed: HUH?

7. AAH!

8. Ed and Edd: WHO-O-OA!

9. AAH! AAH!

10. AAH! AAH!

11. HMM?

12. UM, EDDY,

13. COULD WE DO SOMETHING ELSE?

14. WHAT'S WITH THIS HEAT?

15. SHADE.

16. I NEED SHADE.

17. THERE!

18. AHH.

19. OW! OW!

20. SHADE.

21. SUN.

22. OH, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.

23. WE NEED TO FIND SOME MORE SHADE FAST.

24. AAH! OH!

25. AAH! OH!

26. HEY, I KNOW WHERE WE CAN COOL OFF.

27. AND I'M DESPERATE ENOUGH TO BELIEVE YOU.

28. OW! OOH!

29. ICE!

30. I NEED ICE!

31. HUH?

32. W-W-W-W-WATER.

33. H20, PLEASE.

34. GRAVY.

35. I'M FRYING.

36. THE FAT LADY JUST SANG, BOYS.

37. Ed: MY LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE MY EYES.

38. WHAT LIFE?

39. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

40. WHAT?

41. Ed, Edd, and Eddy: UH, NOTHING.

42. DORKS.

43. DORKS?

44. KEVIN, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

45. TO NAZZ'S SPRINKLER PARTY.

46. SPRINKLER PARTY?

47. WOO-HOO! SPRINKLER PARTY.

48. HEAR THAT, BOYS?

49. A CHANCE TO COOL OFF

50. AND SCORE SOME SOCIAL POINTS, TOO.

51. WE HAVE SO MUCH PREPARATION TO DO. WE'LL START BY...

52. IT'S TIME TO PUT THE PLAN INTO ACTION.

53. RELAX, GUYS. DON'T DO ANYTHING I WOULDN'T. MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME.

54. HEY, DOUBLE D, SIT ANYWHERE, YOU KNOW.

55. I'LL STAND AS PER USUAL, EDDY.

56. THANK YOU.

57. OH, YEAH!

58. NOW FOR THE SECRET OF SCHMOOZING,

59. THE RAPTURE OF RAP,

60. THE SNAP, CRACKLE, POP OF COOL.

61. HIRE A SECRETARY, BOYS.

62. BINGO! NOW, THIS— NO PEEKING.

63. THIS WILL BE A DAY YOU'LL NEVER FORGET.

64. PINCH YOURSELF, BOYS. SWIMSUITS OF THE GODS.

65. WELL, OK, THEY'RE MY BROTHER'S.

66. MY WORD. THEY LOOK LIKE NAPKINS.

67. COOL BOX, EDDY.

68. HA! WHOA!

69. UM...

70. PERHAPS THEY'RE A TAD TOO CONFINING.

71. NO WAY, JOSE. WE'RE COOKING.

72. PEOPLE USED TO TRY TO BE COOL, BUT NOW IT'S HOT.

73. WE'RE HOT!

74. DO YOU FEEL HOT?

75. NO. I'M HALF-BAKED.

76. OK, OK, SO WE LOOK GOOD.

77. WE FEEL GOOD.

78. SO, OFF TO THE PARTY.

79. WE'RE GOING TO BE HIP. WE'RE GOING TO BE HOT.

80. WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THE SCENE.

81. WOW. EVERYONE'S HERE.

82. LOOKS LIKE FUN.

83. HANG ON, MR. HAPPY.

84. WHOA. WHOA.

85. ENTRANCE TO A PARTY IS EVERYTHING.

86. LESSON NUMBER ONE...

87. AAH!

88. OH, GREAT.

89. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?

90. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?

91. THEM?

92. AAH.

93. MY PENCILED CHEST HAIRS!

94. GRR!

95. HEY, CHECK OUT THE—

96. NOW, BOYS, RELAX.

97. HAVE FUN. IT'S A PARTY.

98. GET YOUR BIG BUTT OFF THE SPRINKLER.

99. OOH, YOU!

100. UM, WHAT IS THAT?

101. STUFFED PIG'S HEAD—

102. A FAVORITE OF MY COUNTRY.

103. WELL, I BROUGHT A QUICHE.

104. MMM! YUMMY!

105. IT IS THE FOOD OF THE... BBBBB!

106. THE PARTY IS CURSED!

107. DON'T WORRY, JIMMY. I LIKE QUICHE.

108. HEY, EDDY! CATCH.

109. MMM! CHEESY.

110. UH!

111. ENOUGH GOOFING AROUND.

112. IF YOU WANT TO GET NOTICED,

113. YOU GOT TO MINGLE... SCHMOOZE.

114. LOOK AT THIS MESS.

115. HEY, HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN

116. ATTACK OF THE ZOMBIE BRAIN MUNCHERS?

117. THE OPERATION I SAW

118. INVOLVED FASCINATING NEW BRAIN EXTRACTION TECHNIQUES.

119. BY HIDEOUS MUTANTS

120. WITH HUGE DROOLING MOUTHS.

121. SO, PRECAUTIONS HAD TO BE TAKEN TO AVOID CONTAMINATION.

122. FROM POPPING EYEBALLS AND SWELLING BRAINS.

123. THE INCISION WAS MADE HERE TO RELIEVE THE TREMENDOUS PRESSURE.

124. BUT IT WAS TOO LATE. HIS HEAD EXPLODED.

125. WITH THE SLICING AND CLEAVING,

126. THE GNASHING AND THE SEVERING...

127. Ed and Edd: BLOODY! GORY!

128. AAH! OOH!

129. GUYS!

130. GUYS!

131. STOP TALKING SHOP.

132. I SAID MINGLE.

133. OH, MUSIC. GREAT. THIS IS PERFECT.

134. LET'S MAMBO.

135. Ed: OK.

136. HUH? HUH? HUH?

137. OK, BOYS,

138. TIME FOR US TO PULL OFF THE BIG ONE.

139. OK, I'LL GO OVER THE FENCE, AROUND THE SIDE...

140. LADIES AND NON-LADIES,

141. WE, THE EDs, ARE ABOUT TO ATTEMPT

142. THE MOST DARING FEAT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN,

143. THE DOUBLE-GAGGLE, HALF-TWIST, HOLD THE ONIONS,

144. CHANGE FOR A BUCK SPRINKLER LEAP!

145. WOO-HOO-HOO!

146. YEAH!

147. MMM!

148. QUICK! INTO THAT POOL.

149. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?

150. SOMEONE'S COMING. ACT NATURAL.

151. QUIT HOGGING THE POOL.

152. IT'S OUR TURN.

153. NO, IT ISN'T.

154. YES, IT IS!

155. WE ARE NOT MOVING.

156. ED, GET OUT!

157. HIT THE ROAD!

158. PUT AN EGG IN YOUR SHOE, AND BEAT IT.

159. OH, COME ON, SARAH. LET'S LEAVE THESE GUYS ALONE.

160. THAT WAS CLOSE.

161. HI, ED, EDD, AND EDDY.

162. YOU BOYS LOOK COOL. MIND IF I JOIN YOU?

163. HMM?

164. UH, ED HAS GOT 3 NIPPLES,

165. LIKE THAT BAD GUY IN JAMES BOND.

166. YOU'RE FUNNY.

167. UH, WHAT THIRD NIPPLE?

168. SHOW ME WHERE IT IS.

169. IT'S RIGHT HERE!

170. LOOK.

171. GET DOWN!

172. ARE YOU NUTS?

173. AAH!

174. I BELIEVE OUR BODIES

175. ARE SOAKING UP ALL THE WATER IN THE POOL.

176. SHUT UP.

177. FIRE... GOOD.

178. W-W-WARM.

179. SH-SH-SHUT UP.

180. I THINK THE C-C-COAST

181. IS CLEAR NOW, E-E-EDDY.

182. THEN LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

183. ED... ED?

184. COME ON, ED.

185. F-F-FIRE G-GOOD.

186. L-L-LET'S GO.

187. 1... 2...

188. THIS IS NOT GOOD.

189. Ed: WHOA! WHOA!

190. WHOA!

191. AAH! RUN! AAH! RUN!

192. OW! OW! OW!

193. OW! OW! OW...

194. OHH!

195. STUBBORN GRASS STAIN!

196. ARGGH!

197. YEAH! WOO!

198. WOO-HOO!

199. OH, NOW, WHAT DID I COME IN HERE FOR?

200. HMM? HA HA.

201. MAY I HELP?

202. STAND BACK. LET THE PRO DO IT.

203. TIME TO QUENCH THIRST...

204. FOR CASH.

205. WHOA.

206. 1, 2, 3 GRAINS OF SUGAR.

207. HUH. HMM.

208. AM I LATE?

209. JUST IN TIME, ED.

210. PUT THIS SIGN UP.

211. LIKE THIS?

212. NO. HIGHER.

213. ED, YOU SMELL LIKE A GYM BAG.

214. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A BATH?

215. I FORGET.

216. HMM. SO, DOUBLE D, THOSE DRINKS READY?

217. EDDY, PLEASE. I'M COUNTING THE SUGAR.

218. HMM.

219. 1, 2, 4, 5, 6,

220. 75, 76, 77.

221. A PERFECT MEASUREMENT.

222. LOOK, CAN I HELP?

223. ADD SOME OF THIS.

224. PLEASE, ED. THAT'S TOO MUCH SUGAR.

225. OK.

226. GO AWAY, PLEASE. I'LL TASTE IT.

227. SMELLY, SMELLY, SMELLY.

228. HURRY IT UP, DOUBLE D.

229. AAH!

230. WHO-OA!

231. WHOA. LOOK AT HIM GO, EDDY.

232. WOO-HOO! GREAT BEVERAGE.

233. HUH? HUH?

234. CUSTOMERS, EDDY.

235. CAN I BE THE SALES-ED?

236. NO WAY. YOU'LL SCREW IT UP.

237. EDDY, IT CAN'T HURT.

238. OH.

239. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

240. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

241. COME BUY A DELICIOUS...

242. COME BUY A DECIDUOUS, UH...

243. EN-O-GEE DRINK.

244. HELLO!

245. DORK.

246. I'M THE SALES-ED.

247. "EN-O-GEE DRINKS"?

248. HERE. TRY SOME.

249. OOPS. I GOT IT.

250. ED!

251. ED!

252. UH-OH.

253. AAH!

254. I THINK I'LL PASS.

255. REAL SMOOTH, DORK.

256. OOH, ED!

257. HUH?

258. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?

259. DRINK, MISTER?

260. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH YOU?

261. HOW ABOUT A COMPLETE IMAGE MAKEOVER?

262. YEAH.

263. UNDER MY SUPERVISION,

264. YOU WILL BECOME THE DEFINITION OF COOL.

265. FOLLOW ME, STINKY.

266. IS SITTING NAKED IN A WAGON COOL?

267. NO, SKUNKPITS. IT ISN'T.

268. YES! YES! YES!

269. EVERYTHING'S READY.

270. AAH! COLD.

271. IS IT SAFE?

272. YES.

273. SWEET.

274. VOILA.

275. WOW. AM I COOL NOW?

276. NO. YOU'RE NAKED. WE GOT TO GET YOU SOME NEW THREADS.

277. WELCOME TO MY CLOSET OF DREAMS.

278. DOUBLE D, MEASURE HIM UP.

279. HOLD STILL, PLEASE. UH-HUH.

280. 154. 75.

281. HMM. TOO BOLD.

282. 16.

283. NOT BAD.

284. 225. THIS WILL DO.

285. UM, HELP.

286. OK, GRUESOME, TRY THESE.

287. Ed: WOO-HOO. HA HA.

288. COME ON, ED. LET'S SEE ALREADY.

289. HEY, NOT BAD.

290. NEXT, SOME COOL MOVES.

291. CHA-CHING.

292. YEAH. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

293. TRY IT.

294. HA HA.

295. NOT BAD.

296. TRY THIS.

297. COOL.

298. AAH!

299. COOL.

300. GOOD WORK.

301. THAT'S IT.

302. OW!

303. OW!

304. BRAVO, ED.

305. I'VE COMPILED A LIST OF SUPERCOOL PHRASES...

306. OOH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE—

307. THAT YOU CAN USE IN ANY...

308. OH, I'M BRILLIANT— SITUATION.

309. SO FAR, SO GOOD.

310. YOU'RE READY FOR A TEST DRIVE.

311. JUST STICK TO WHAT WE SHOWED YOU,

312. AND YOU'LL BE COOL.

313. YUP. I MEAN, I'M HIP, BABY.

314. MAKE ME PROUD, BIG GUY.

315. SOMEONE'S COMING.

316. UH, WHA...

317. UH...

318. HELLO, MISTER.

319. SWIGGITY SWAG. WHAT'S IN THE BAG?

320. ED!

321. IS EDDY HERE?

322. JUST ME, MYSELF, AND I, OR I DON'T FLY.

323. COME PLAY WITH US, ED.

324. SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN, LITTLE MAN.

325. WHOA! IT WORKED.

326. SOMETHING ACTUALLY WORKED.

327. LET'S CHECK IT OUT.

328. YUCK.

329. YOU'RE FUNNY.

330. HEY, GUYS. RECOGNIZE THIS BIG LUG?

331. IT'S ED.

332. HEY.

333. PEEKABOO-LOO, I SAY ALL, TOO.

334. ED, YOU LOOK SO SUAVE.

335. I LIKE YOUR HAIR, ED.

336. DON'T SMELL IT, JUST GEL IT.

337. JUST WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

338. 5'9"--GIVE OR TAKE.

339. HUH?

340. COME ON, ED.

341. I'D LIKE TO HEAR MORE OF THOSE WITTY ED-ISMS.

342. YEAH. TELL ME SOME, TOO, ED.

343. COME ON, ED.

344. TELL ME SOMETHING, TOO, ED.

345. HANG WITH US, ED.

346. WOW. DID YOU SEE THAT?

347. THEY CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HIM.

348. PERFECT.

349. HA HA!

350. HEY, EDDY, ARE WE LATE THE ED SHOW?

351. NOT IF YOU PAY 25 CENTS.

352. HERE YOU GO, EDDY.

353. HOLD IT.

354. HUH?

355. PLANK FORGOT TO PAY.

356. ED! ED! ED! ED! ED! ED!

357. ED! ED! ED! ED! ED! ED!

358. ED! ED! ED! ED! ED! ED!

359. LET ME WAIT NO LONGER.

360. HIYA, FOLKS!

361. YEAH! ALL RIGHT!

362. WAGGITY-DOO!

363. I'M TOO HOT TO USE IN A POT.

364. SLICK ME BACK BECAUSE I'M HAPPENING.

365. HA HA! HA HA! HEE HEE!

366. HEE HEE! HA HA! HA HA!

367. ED IS A SELLOUT.

368. WE'LL DING THEM FOR THE ENCORE.

369. WE FORGOT OUR MONEY.

370. KANKERS.

371. HUH?

372. Ed: YABBA DABBA CRACKERS.

373. Tall girl: OOH, ED THE GREAT.

374. I'M WAITING.

375. SAY SOMETHING.

376. YEAH. SAY SOMETHING FUNNY.

377. FUNNY AND SMART.

378. UM, UH, OK.

379. GIVE ME THAT!

380. "YABBA DABBA."

381. HEY, YOU'RE CHEATING.

382. I LIKE CHEATERS.

383. WHOA!

384. EDDY!

385. WHOA.

386. WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?

387. ED, LOOK OUT!

388. WHOA!

389. UH.

390. ED, YOU GOT A SHOW TO DO.

391. HEY, EDDY.

392. GET BACK OUT THERE.

393. Ed: WHOA!

394. WHOA.

395. LET US HELP YOU UP.

396. YEAH. LET'S.

397. OH.

398. WATCH IT.

399. OH! OH! OH!

400. YOU ALL STINK!

401. YEAH.

402. DO YOU LIKE MY SHIRT?

403. HEY, SHAKESPEARES,

404. GREAT SHOW. WORTH EVERY PENNY.

405. MY MONEY!

406. GIVE IT BACK!

407. HAVE FUN IN THE MUD, YOU 3 LITTLE PIGGIES.

408. THANKS AGAIN.

409. I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

410. ALL THAT MONEY, ALL THAT FAME—GONE.

411. COULD YOU PLEASE LOWER YOUR VOICE?

412. THOSE DRINKS LEFT ME WITH A VERY PAINFUL HEADACHE.

413. HEY, GUYS.

414. WHAT IS IT, ED?

415. I SAY THE CHEESE IS ALWAYS TWICE THE FENCE POST.

416. HAD A FENCE POST, ED.

417. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

418. CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.