1. Previously on
Doom Patrol...Copy !req
2. You've slipped through my fingers
for the last time.Copy !req
3. It's the Chief!Copy !req
4. It's all going to be fine.
Chief disappears all the time.Copy !req
5. Into a fucking hole?
In the fucking ground?Copy !req
6. Take away the ratty beard
and the baggyjumpsuit,Copy !req
7. and I swear,
he looks just like Flex MentalloCopy !req
8. from the funny book Danny gave us.Copy !req
9. Flex is the key
to finding the Chief.Copy !req
10. Dolores? It's me. It's Flex.Copy !req
11. - Flex? Oh, God.
- It's me, baby.Copy !req
12. - Dolly, stay with me.
- Flex...Copy !req
13. Stay with me.Copy !req
14. We need you to turn Grid back on.Copy !req
15. If we can find the Beard Hunter,
we can find the Chief.Copy !req
16. If I do this, you guys are gonna have to
save Niles without me.Copy !req
17. Do it.Copy !req
18. I know how to find Niles.
Care to join me?Copy !req
19. For Niles.Copy !req
20. Finally,
after 13 meandering episodesCopy !req
21. of character-driven schlock,Copy !req
22. we can finally get to the showCopy !req
23. that everyone wanted to see
in the first place.Copy !req
24. A superhero show!Copy !req
25. So?Copy !req
26. How'd your presentation go?Copy !req
27. Did the Brotherhood like it?Copy !req
28. Not quite.Copy !req
29. Um...Copy !req
30. They let me go.Copy !req
31. They fired you?Copy !req
32. How does the Brotherhood of Evil
fire someone?Copy !req
33. And after all you've done for them.Copy !req
34. All your plans,Copy !req
35. the electro ray,
the weather control thingy,Copy !req
36. the giant robot.Copy !req
37. You told me he was going to
bring the city to its knees.Copy !req
38. Did you tell them that?Copy !req
39. I explained it to them in detail.
The Brain just didn't think...Copy !req
40. He just didn't think I had enough...Copy !req
41. - zip.
- So, that's it?Copy !req
42. He canned you.Copy !req
43. He replaced me with some gorilla.Copy !req
44. They decided to bring in some muscle?Copy !req
45. No. An actual gorilla.Copy !req
46. He's quite smart, allegedly.
Speaks French.Copy !req
47. - You have to go back.
- How's that?Copy !req
48. You're gonna march into their hideout
and you're gonna talk to the Brain.Copy !req
49. Make him see the light.Copy !req
50. No, honey. I can't...
I can't do that.Copy !req
51. I got off easy.Copy !req
52. This is the Brotherhood of Evil
we're talking about.Copy !req
53. Usually, when they let someone go,
they let them go.Copy !req
54. The only reason I'm alive right nowCopy !req
55. is because they don't consider me
a threat, physicallyCopy !req
56. or... intellectually.Copy !req
57. Their words.Copy !req
58. I can't do this anymore.Copy !req
59. Oh, no, Millie. Please.
Look, this is just a minor setback.Copy !req
60. I am gonna be back on top in no time.Copy !req
61. That's just it.Copy !req
62. You've never been on top.Copy !req
63. You have all these big ideas,Copy !req
64. but I am the only one
who buys into them.Copy !req
65. I follow you around like a puppy.Copy !req
66. - I'm a real dunce.
- No, Millie.Copy !req
67. Millie, no.Copy !req
68. Please.Copy !req
69. I am gonna be somebody.Copy !req
70. But you're not. You're just a nobody.Copy !req
71. And that's what you'll always be.Copy !req
72. I'm sorry, Eric.Copy !req
73. What the hell
was Mr. Nobody thinking?Copy !req
74. Why bring the Chief
all the way to East Bumfuck?Copy !req
75. I don't know.Copy !req
76. Is there a fucking Cub Scout jamboree?Copy !req
77. Let's forget Mr. Nobody
for a moment, shall we?Copy !req
78. We aren't following him.
We are after the Beard Hunter.Copy !req
79. According to Vic's Grid thingamajiggy,Copy !req
80. the Beard Hunter has been
in this spot for over a week.Copy !req
81. He's stopped searching.Copy !req
82. If we're looking for the Chief,Copy !req
83. shouldn't we be trying to figure out
Captain Banana-hammock back there?Copy !req
84. I don't know how much use
he's gonna be right now.Copy !req
85. It's strange, isn't it?Copy !req
86. Getting fresh air after all that time
cooped up in the Ant Farm.Copy !req
87. I'm so sorry about Dolores.Copy !req
88. If we'd known what would've happened,
we wouldn't have brought her to you.Copy !req
89. It's my fault.Copy !req
90. Flex, that's not true.Copy !req
91. That contraption in her,Copy !req
92. it went off the moment
we recognized each other.Copy !req
93. I should have known
they'd be one step ahead of me.Copy !req
94. - I killed Dolores.
- No, you didn't.Copy !req
95. The Bureau of Normalcy did.
You need to remember that.Copy !req
96. And after we get the Chief back,
we'll make them answer for it.Copy !req
97. We'll make them answer for everything.Copy !req
98. Wait.
We got something up here.Copy !req
99. What's a street doing
in the middle of nowhere?Copy !req
100. I'm sure they have
a logical explanation.Copy !req
101. - They?
- Danny.Copy !req
102. Did I never mention the sentient,Copy !req
103. teleporting, gender-queer street
Vic and I hung out onCopy !req
104. while Jane lost her shit
and tried to get married?Copy !req
105. Vic mentioned it.Copy !req
106. You really keep to yourself
too much, man.Copy !req
107. Well, that's Danny,
and you're gonna love them.Copy !req
108. The fuck?Copy !req
109. - Quaint. Perfectly lovely.
- What do we do now?Copy !req
110. Just say "Hello, Street"
like a pack of assholes?Copy !req
111. Oh! Someone's popular here.Copy !req
112. Gang, meet Danny.
Danny, this is Rita, Jane and Cliff.Copy !req
113. - Danny?
- You two know each other?Copy !req
114. She's gone, Danny.Copy !req
115. Dolores is gone.Copy !req
116. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
117. This moment is beautiful and necessary,
and I hate to interrupt.Copy !req
118. But we're looking for a lunatic
who eats beard hair...Copy !req
119. Looking beautiful today,
sunshine.Copy !req
120. See you.Copy !req
121. Unbelievable.Copy !req
122. Ernest. Ernest!Copy !req
123. You! Pube Stalker!Copy !req
124. It's Beard Hunter,
and I don't do that anymore.Copy !req
125. I don't do that anymore.Copy !req
126. What are you fuckwads looking at?Copy !req
127. Where is Niles Caulder?Copy !req
128. Uh... Mmm.Copy !req
129. You ate his beard, didn't you?
It led you here, didn't it?Copy !req
130. And your boy wasn't here. But Danny was.Copy !req
131. They got me off the beard hair
and gave me a chance to start anew.Copy !req
132. Baloney. Hammerhead, do something awful.Copy !req
133. Give me answers or I'll give you bananas
up your ass one at a time.Copy !req
134. Peels on.Copy !req
135. Wait.
You've known this whole time?Copy !req
136. Why didn't you tell me
the last time I was here?Copy !req
137. Danny, look at us.
We've searched through two continentsCopy !req
138. and up a donkey's mustn't-touch-it.
We are hanging on by a thread.Copy !req
139. If you can't help us,Copy !req
140. I'm afraid the Chief
will be lost forever.Copy !req
141. And so will we.Copy !req
142. - "White Space"?
- I know what the White Space is.Copy !req
143. And I know how to get there.Copy !req
144. Bad dreams, huh?Copy !req
145. Dad. Dad...Copy !req
146. I can understand that.Copy !req
147. I just had a doozy of a nightmare.Copy !req
148. The White Space is the area
where there is no story.Copy !req
149. The White Space exists
where content doesn't.Copy !req
150. It's the space on this page
between the panels.Copy !req
151. The White Space.
That's beautiful, heady, poetic.Copy !req
152. Now, how in the name of fuck
do we get in there?Copy !req
153. Well, I have a flex for that.Copy !req
154. You need baby oil or anything?Copy !req
155. Wait.Copy !req
156. It can't be that easy.Copy !req
157. Mr. Mentallo here strikes a pose,
and then what happens?Copy !req
158. Well, then I open up a pathway
from this dimension to the White Space.Copy !req
159. Yeah. What Rita's trying to say
is that we need a strategy.Copy !req
160. We have no idea what's waiting for us
in the White Space.Copy !req
161. We've dealt with Mr. Nobody before.
First, he'll separate us.Copy !req
162. And then he'll use our past
to torture us.Copy !req
163. Well, we'll just have to stop him
from doing that.Copy !req
164. We haven't stopped
a goddamn thing since this started.Copy !req
165. - We destroyed the town.
- It got put back together.Copy !req
166. Then there was the Decreator,
he ran all over us.Copy !req
167. So we summoned the Re-Creator.Copy !req
168. We nearly ruined the lives
of a group of senior citizens.Copy !req
169. They were fucked when we found them!Copy !req
170. Jesus. Knock it off!Copy !req
171. Yeah. Our win-loss record is shit.
We're not making the playoffs.Copy !req
172. Who gives a shit? We're past that!Copy !req
173. We've fought and clawed our way through
a ton of fuck-ups, and now we're here,Copy !req
174. knocking on the door to save Niles.Copy !req
175. We have to go in.
And we're going in together.Copy !req
176. - Let's do this.
- All right.Copy !req
177. Everybody, focus.Copy !req
178. I need you to focus on the white space.Copy !req
179. Anybody? Anything?Copy !req
180. - I feel something.
- Me, too.Copy !req
181. Yeah.Copy !req
182. Is there something
that I should be feeling right now?Copy !req
183. It's like... Wait.Copy !req
184. Oh! Ooh!Copy !req
185. Oh, my...Copy !req
186. Oh!Copy !req
187. What the fuck is going on?Copy !req
188. We're all reaching...Copy !req
189. We're fucking coming, man!Copy !req
190. Shit.Copy !req
191. I think I flexed the wrong muscle.Copy !req
192. No shit, dummy!Copy !req
193. Oh! Uh...Copy !req
194. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
195. I'll fucking kill you!Copy !req
196. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
197. Uh, I am so, so, so, so sorry.Copy !req
198. I was shooting for the splenius capitisCopy !req
199. and I accidentally flexed
the splenius cervicis.Copy !req
200. - They're right next to each other...
- Just give us a moment!Copy !req
201. - Please.
- Take as much time as you need.Copy !req
202. I, uh...Copy !req
203. I'm stupid.Copy !req
204. Is that better?
Are you more comfortable?Copy !req
205. Yeah.Copy !req
206. You reinstalled Grid. Good.Copy !req
207. Oh, um...Copy !req
208. Yeah, I, uh...Copy !req
209. I should never have taken it out.Copy !req
210. I'm sorry, Dad.Copy !req
211. I screwed up, again.Copy !req
212. - It's all right, Victor.
- No. It's really not.Copy !req
213. You were right.Copy !req
214. I wasn't ready.Copy !req
215. I just jumped into
this whole search for NilesCopy !req
216. without any idea
what I was dealing with.Copy !req
217. That's how Mr. Nobody got into my head.Copy !req
218. He just used everything
that was swirling in my mind,Copy !req
219. and my mistrust, and he twisted it.Copy !req
220. Your mistrust of me?Copy !req
221. I don't know what I was thinking.Copy !req
222. - I almost killed you.
- No.Copy !req
223. I know what you were thinking.Copy !req
224. And you were right not to trust me.Copy !req
225. Not all of your memories are real, Vic.Copy !req
226. Thanks for giving me
another shot at this, guys.Copy !req
227. Whoo.Copy !req
228. Hold up. Why were you even screaming?Copy !req
229. - Huh?
- You can't feel anything.Copy !req
230. Um, 'cause...Copy !req
231. - Did you fake an orgasm?
- What? No!Copy !req
232. I have too much respect
for everyone here.Copy !req
233. How could you even...Copy !req
234. 'Cause I didn't wanna
feel left out, okay?Copy !req
235. Aw...Copy !req
236. Don't pity me.Copy !req
237. - Flex, do your thing.
- Okay.Copy !req
238. Everybody, focus.Copy !req
239. You focus.Copy !req
240. Right. Yes.Copy !req
241. I'll focus.Copy !req
242. - Anything?
- Jesus fucking Christ.Copy !req
243. I'm starting to feel like
this entire thing is a waste of time...Copy !req
244. Stop it. Paul.
That's enough. Now eat.Copy !req
245. Holy shit.Copy !req
246. Larry. Language.Copy !req
247. Holy shit.Copy !req
248. Ready for you
on the docks in 10, Ms. Farr.Copy !req
249. The boat scene is all set up.Copy !req
250. Jane, no one wants to hurt you,
but you have to go to therapy.Copy !req
251. Holy shit.Copy !req
252. - Holy...
- Shit.Copy !req
253. We get it, Cliff.Copy !req
254. Despite your best efforts,
you all waltzedCopy !req
255. straight into the very trap
you hoped to avoid.Copy !req
256. What day is it?Copy !req
257. Only the biggest day of your life.Copy !req
258. That's right.
This was the day of Larry's big flight.Copy !req
259. The day his body
would become a charred AirbnbCopy !req
260. for the being from Planet Dickhead.Copy !req
261. Rita was about to stumble
into the drink,Copy !req
262. and become forever locked
in her own Battle of the Bulge.Copy !req
263. Our girl Jane
was due to get a spike in the neckCopy !req
264. that would make
all of the monsters inside herCopy !req
265. that much more destructive.Copy !req
266. And Cliffy was about to turn his T-top
and his wife into a convertible.Copy !req
267. Pretty rough deals all around.Copy !req
268. Fuck off!Copy !req
269. You're the ones
that barged into my home.Copy !req
270. I should be telling you to fuck off.Copy !req
271. But instead, I'm going to offer you
the greatest deal of your pitiful lives.Copy !req
272. What if you could have
your old lives back,Copy !req
273. minus the horrific tragedies
that destroyed you?Copy !req
274. I've had enough of your bullshit.Copy !req
275. I'm not kidding, Cliff.
No one has to die.Copy !req
276. Just think about it.Copy !req
277. You can have it all back.
All of the glory and glamour.Copy !req
278. Your life could be whatever you want,
however you want.Copy !req
279. Wouldn't it be nice, Jane,
if you could mitigateCopy !req
280. even some of the damageCopy !req
281. those nightmares inside of you
have caused?Copy !req
282. I can make all of that go away.Copy !req
283. - What do we have to do?
- That's the easy part.Copy !req
284. You just have to stay nice and cozy
right where you are.Copy !req
285. And stop looking for Niles Caulder.Copy !req
286. And why the fuck
should we believe anything you say?Copy !req
287. Because you know this is real.Copy !req
288. You know I do almost anything
I set my mind to.Copy !req
289. You know I've done it before.Copy !req
290. What happens to the Chief?Copy !req
291. That's the beautiful part.Copy !req
292. You don't worry about him
because if you stay here in this memory,Copy !req
293. you won't ever meet Niles Caulder.Copy !req
294. He will cease to exist in your world
and fade from your memories.Copy !req
295. Stop narrating me, you shithead.Copy !req
296. Who you calling shithead, shithead?Copy !req
297. Want one?Copy !req
298. Okay, now you're tempted.Copy !req
299. Yeah, I do. I want one.Copy !req
300. We aren't the same team you dealt with
back in the donkey, you know.Copy !req
301. We're stronger now.Copy !req
302. We've all been working
very hard on ourselves.Copy !req
303. Work?
You've sat around in a circleCopy !req
304. and whined like a C-team Breakfast Club.Copy !req
305. Cliff stole a watch from an alligator.Copy !req
306. Mr. Electricity here
finally came out of the closetCopy !req
307. at the tender age of 95.Copy !req
308. Jane crawled as deep into herself
as she couldCopy !req
309. and almost committed mind suicide
or some shit.Copy !req
310. You call that work? Please.Copy !req
311. - Rita?
- Come in.Copy !req
312. We're all set,
and I've got some good news for you.Copy !req
313. - You do?
- We fired Henry.Copy !req
314. The focus puller.Copy !req
315. The one distracting you with the...
You know?Copy !req
316. Oh.Copy !req
317. What is it now, Rita?Copy !req
318. Want some help?Copy !req
319. Sure.Copy !req
320. - Since when do you wash dishes?
- Since...Copy !req
321. - I don't know.
- You're going to be late.Copy !req
322. You smell so good.Copy !req
323. - Am I a good person?
- How so?Copy !req
324. As in not a bad person.Copy !req
325. Sheryl, what are you gonna do
after this flight?Copy !req
326. I'm talking about us,
everything we talked about.Copy !req
327. All my... broken promises.Copy !req
328. What's gonna happen with us?Copy !req
329. This doesn't feel right.Copy !req
330. - Rita, you're fantastic.
- I am?Copy !req
331. Sure, you are.Copy !req
332. Millions of people
across the globe adore you.Copy !req
333. What do you want?Copy !req
334. You should go.Copy !req
335. We'll be watching.Copy !req
336. Now, let's get out there, hmm,Copy !req
337. and remind them why.Copy !req
338. I come back to a memoryCopy !req
339. where I have it all again.Copy !req
340. And then I got my family,Copy !req
341. I start fucking the nanny again.Copy !req
342. Don't be an asshole.Copy !req
343. She's right.Copy !req
344. I should go.Copy !req
345. Just like that?Copy !req
346. All right, then.Copy !req
347. Last looks.Copy !req
348. Yes, take a long last look.Copy !req
349. Because if you leave this tent,Copy !req
350. you're going to turn into a monster.Copy !req
351. I'd become a monster
long before my accident.Copy !req
352. I see that now.Copy !req
353. I ruined this life once,
I'm just ruining it again.Copy !req
354. I'm still a piece of garbage.Copy !req
355. The way I was back here
was so selfish, dishonest.Copy !req
356. I ruined this family years before today.Copy !req
357. I may still have a long way to go,Copy !req
358. but I know I've become
a better person since all this.Copy !req
359. And my stay with Niles
has been a big part of that.Copy !req
360. I have to work on my new life.Copy !req
361. Sheryl and the boys deserve better
than anything I could have given them.Copy !req
362. We got to find Niles.Copy !req
363. Cliff, I know
I've been a shit this season,Copy !req
364. but I'm telling you the truth.Copy !req
365. This is all real
and you can save your family.Copy !req
366. You don't want to do this. Just stay.Copy !req
367. No. I call bullshit.Copy !req
368. What about John then, hmm?Copy !req
369. You can finally be with him.Copy !req
370. John's lived his life.Copy !req
371. I should, too.Copy !req
372. What on Earth are you doing?Copy !req
373. Oh, fuck you.Copy !req
374. You have the power
to build the city of the future!Copy !req
375. At least one of you has some brains.Copy !req
376. From now on,
I'm calling you Sensible Jane.Copy !req
377. Can you believe the others? The gall?Copy !req
378. At least you know
I'm not the bad guy here.Copy !req
379. You know I'm trying to help.Copy !req
380. Hammerhead,
what are you doing?Copy !req
381. Getting us out of here.Copy !req
382. You think you're helping me
and the others?Copy !req
383. Well, fuck that!Copy !req
384. This was the greatest day of our life.Copy !req
385. This was the day
we got some bite to our bark.Copy !req
386. No, no.Copy !req
387. Stop. Stop.Copy !req
388. It's safer here.Copy !req
389. Safe? Safer, my ass.Copy !req
390. The shit we went through?Copy !req
391. It's safer for others.Copy !req
392. We can't be around regular people.Copy !req
393. We hurt them. Okay?Copy !req
394. I don't give a fuck
about regular people!Copy !req
395. We're supposed to protect the girl.Copy !req
396. Well, shit.Copy !req
397. All I remember from the accident
was waking up on the lawn.Copy !req
398. - Mom was next to me, but she was...
- No.Copy !req
399. She was still alive.Copy !req
400. What?Copy !req
401. Each of you were barely
hanging in there.Copy !req
402. We rushed you to
S.T.A.R.'s experimental surgical center.Copy !req
403. Both of us?Copy !req
404. It quickly became apparent...Copy !req
405. I would only be able to save one of you.Copy !req
406. Then why?Copy !req
407. Why did you save me?Copy !req
408. It was Niles.Copy !req
409. He argued that you were
the better physical candidateCopy !req
410. to accept the biotechnology.Copy !req
411. But I still wouldn't listen.Copy !req
412. Then he made me realize one simple fact.Copy !req
413. Saving you... would be the only choice
your mother would make.Copy !req
414. The only choice she would let me make.Copy !req
415. So I let her go.Copy !req
416. No.Copy !req
417. But I remember.Copy !req
418. She was on the lawn...Copy !req
419. in front of the house.Copy !req
420. - That was...
- That was a story you were told.Copy !req
421. A simple lie told over and over again
while you recovered...Copy !req
422. every day...Copy !req
423. until you believed it.Copy !req
424. So you didn't corrupt my programming.Copy !req
425. Uh-uh.Copy !req
426. You messed with my actual memories.Copy !req
427. I don't expect you to forgive me.Copy !req
428. But I can hope that you know how sorry...Copy !req
429. Do you know how hard it was?Copy !req
430. Carrying this for years?Copy !req
431. Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
432. - Why did you do this to me?
- I was afraid.Copy !req
433. I was certain
it would destroy our familyCopy !req
434. if you knew I had to make the choice
to let your mother pass.Copy !req
435. I was afraid... of having you hate me.Copy !req
436. So you let me
shoulder the blame instead.Copy !req
437. I didn't realize
how destructive my dishonesty wasCopy !req
438. until it was too late.Copy !req
439. The story was too powerful.Copy !req
440. It made you Cyborg
as much as the surgery.Copy !req
441. Where are you going?Copy !req
442. I got some people I can actually trust.Copy !req
443. Friends.Copy !req
444. And they need my help.Copy !req
445. Look at these nimrods.Copy !req
446. I handed them the happy ending
they wasted decades pining for.Copy !req
447. And what did they do?
They shit all over it!Copy !req
448. Now they were lost and aloneCopy !req
449. with nothing but my narration
to keep them company.Copy !req
450. Most likely, forever.Copy !req
451. But deep down,Copy !req
452. Rita knew everything
was going to be fine.Copy !req
453. Totally fine.Copy !req
454. So forward she marched.Copy !req
455. Um, what are you doing?Copy !req
456. I'm sick of having someone else
tell my story.Copy !req
457. Badly, I might add.Copy !req
458. Therefore, I shall be narrating
my own tale from now on.Copy !req
459. So, she marched forward.Copy !req
460. But you can't just narrate...Copy !req
461. Ever forward.Copy !req
462. - Stop it!
- Ever onward.Copy !req
463. - It doesn't work like that!
- Eventually, in a stunning twist,Copy !req
464. Rita and her friends found one another.Copy !req
465. Cliff!Copy !req
466. Rita! Thought I heard you.Copy !req
467. Hey, Rita.Copy !req
468. Were you just in my head?Copy !req
469. I've decided to try my hand
at narrating.Copy !req
470. If you want the plum roles,Copy !req
471. sometimes you have to
write them yourself.Copy !req
472. Wait. Where's Jane?Copy !req
473. You all know
she moves at her own pace.Copy !req
474. - Chief!
- Let's grab him and bolt.Copy !req
475. You shouldn't have come here.Copy !req
476. Did you really think
it would be that easy?Copy !req
477. If you want Niles,
you have to go through me.Copy !req
478. Shouldn't be a problem.Copy !req
479. Real you looks like
a fucking dweeb to me.Copy !req
480. Oh...Copy !req
481. Right.Copy !req
482. I suppose this is hardly appropriateCopy !req
483. for the big, boring,
punch-them-up climax.Copy !req
484. Is this better?Copy !req
485. Now, who wants to get
ripped apart first?Copy !req
486. And why do you want to fight?Copy !req
487. Dr. Harrison?Copy !req
488. We're getting ready
for the big superhero fight.Copy !req
489. This is who you turn into?Copy !req
490. What are you overcompensating for?Copy !req
491. - I'm not overcompensating.
- Please.Copy !req
492. This form...Copy !req
493. this phony darkness,
this childish display of sinister power.Copy !req
494. That's ridiculous.Copy !req
495. A, I am sinister and dark.Copy !req
496. B, I'm powerful enoughCopy !req
497. to control this entire streaming service
if I wanted to.Copy !req
498. What the fuck is going on?Copy !req
499. We are witnessing someone
with a classic delusional personality.Copy !req
500. Most likely caused by
a lifelong sense of inferiority.Copy !req
501. - Oh, bullshit.
- Is it?Copy !req
502. You claim you can control
this television program,Copy !req
503. yet Rita here
was easily able to wrest controlCopy !req
504. by providing her own narration.Copy !req
505. She got lucky.Copy !req
506. Or maybe the source
of your problem is a woman.Copy !req
507. That is not...Copy !req
508. You're just a nobody.
And that's what you'll always be.Copy !req
509. Millie.Copy !req
510. How are you doing this?Copy !req
511. You're doing all this
because you were dumped?Copy !req
512. I get it. Standard stuff.Copy !req
513. - Basic.
- I am not basic.Copy !req
514. You don't want to be.Copy !req
515. You want to be original.Copy !req
516. Despite all the sarcastic comments
and judgments...Copy !req
517. - He's sad.
- He's like us.Copy !req
518. How dare you?Copy !req
519. You were twisted
before you were twisted.Copy !req
520. Maybe.Copy !req
521. Except now, I have power.
And it's time to die.Copy !req
522. I don't want to fight.Copy !req
523. - What?
- I don't know.Copy !req
524. - I feel kind of bad now that I know you.
- Me, too.Copy !req
525. - Yeah.
- Let us help you.Copy !req
526. - Let Niles into your heart.
- No!Copy !req
527. This is not right.Copy !req
528. You are not going to pity me any longer.
Fight or don't.Copy !req
529. But I'm going to...Copy !req
530. Fuck.Copy !req
531. Booyah.Copy !req
532. What? The guy said not to pity him.Copy !req
533. Is that it?Copy !req
534. I believe it might be.Copy !req
535. What do you say, Chief?Copy !req
536. You ready to go home?Copy !req
537. You might wanna
brace yourself.Copy !req
538. We kind of trashed the place.Copy !req
539. - We fought a whole cult in there.
- And each other.Copy !req
540. I had a rat in me.
It's a story for another time.Copy !req
541. Quite the wild ride, Chief,
finding you.Copy !req
542. I think you all found much more than me.Copy !req
543. Oh, where are they all?Copy !req
544. Where are you all?Copy !req
545. Sorry, sorry,
I was putting on my face.Copy !req
546. You think I wake up looking this pretty?Copy !req
547. Morning briefing
begins promptly at 7:00 a.m.Copy !req
548. If we want to be a team,
we have to make the effort.Copy !req
549. Absolutely. That's why I was down here
at ten to waiting on all of you.Copy !req
550. Thank you, Rita.Copy !req
551. Setting an example as always.Copy !req
552. Hey, do you use your powersCopy !req
553. to stick your nose
all the way up the Chief's ass or...Copy !req
554. - Boom.
- Sorry, everyone. I was on my run.Copy !req
555. Hey, way to keep it tight, Hawkman.Copy !req
556. Might we start our briefing, please?Copy !req
557. Briefing? Please.
Let's call it what it is. Breakfast.Copy !req
558. Chocolate chip pancakes?Copy !req
559. You ate all the chocolate chips
yesterday.Copy !req
560. Damn.Copy !req
561. Well, let's get to the task at hand.Copy !req
562. The Brotherhood of Evil
is on the move again.Copy !req
563. Last seen in Brussels.Copy !req
564. Looks like the task at hand
has changed. Come on.Copy !req
565. Such a shame
to leave all this food to spoil.Copy !req
566. You just look after
your own bacon.Copy !req
567. Hmm.Copy !req
568. What do you think it is?Copy !req
569. Maybe it's that.Copy !req
570. Chief, are you seeing this?Copy !req
571. How could I miss it?Copy !req
572. How do we start it
and how do we finish it?Copy !req
573. Same as always. Try talking to it.Copy !req
574. I got this. I speak robot.Copy !req
575. Hey, big fella. You friend or foe?Copy !req
576. Foe! He's foe as fuck!Copy !req
577. Looks like it's going to be
the hard way.Copy !req
578. As long as the regular people
are out of danger.Copy !req
579. Fuck the regular people.Copy !req
580. No!Copy !req
581. Oh, where are they all?Copy !req
582. Where are you all?Copy !req
583. Sorry, sorry,
I was putting on my face.Copy !req
584. You think I wake up looking this pretty?Copy !req
585. Morning briefing
begins promptly at 7:00 a.m.Copy !req
586. If we want to be a team,
we have to make the effort.Copy !req
587. Absolutely. That's why I was down here
at ten to waiting on all of you.Copy !req
588. Thank you, Rita.Copy !req
589. Sorry, everyone. I was on my run.Copy !req
590. Hey, way to keep it tight, Hawkman.Copy !req
591. Might we start our briefing, please?Copy !req
592. Briefing? Please.
Let's call it what it is. Breakfast.Copy !req
593. Chocolate chip pancakes?Copy !req
594. You ate all the chocolate chips
yesterday.Copy !req
595. Damn.Copy !req
596. Looks like the task at hand
has changed. Come on.Copy !req
597. Such a shame
to leave all this food to spoil.Copy !req
598. You just look after
your own bacon.Copy !req
599. Hmm.Copy !req
600. Are you seeing this, Chief?Copy !req
601. How could I miss it?Copy !req
602. Hey, big fella.
You friend or foe?Copy !req
603. Foe! He's foe as fuck!Copy !req
604. Looks like it's going to be
the hard way.Copy !req
605. As long as the regular people
are out of danger.Copy !req
606. Fuck the regular people.Copy !req
607. Looks like the task at hand
has changed. Come on.Copy !req
608. Such a shame to see all this food spoil.Copy !req
609. Just...Copy !req
610. Be careful, please.Copy !req
611. How do we start it
and how do we finish it?Copy !req
612. Same as always. Try...Copy !req
613. Run. Run like hell.Copy !req
614. Looks like the task at hand
has changed. Come on.Copy !req
615. What do you think it is?Copy !req
616. Maybe it's that.Copy !req
617. Hey, big fella. You friend or foe?Copy !req
618. No!Copy !req
619. Chocolate chip pancakes?Copy !req
620. Are you seeing this, Chief?Copy !req
621. Try talking to it.Copy !req
622. No, no!Copy !req
623. You think I wake up
looking this pretty?Copy !req
624. Foe as fuck!Copy !req
625. Run like hell!Copy !req
626. No! No!Copy !req
627. You just mind your own bacon.Copy !req
628. all the way up the Chief's ass?Copy !req
629. Looks like it's going to be
the hard way.Copy !req
630. No! No!Copy !req
631. Chocolate chip pancakes?Copy !req
632. Looks like the task at hand
has changed.Copy !req
633. Run.Copy !req
634. Run like hell.Copy !req
635. Stop!Copy !req
636. Not another step.Copy !req
637. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
638. You can't go. It's a trap.Copy !req
639. He's doing this. He's got us.Copy !req
640. You mind filling us in
on what the hell you're talking about?Copy !req
641. Mr. Nobody.Copy !req
642. He's torturing us.Copy !req
643. Killing you.Copy !req
644. But me, he's making me watch you die
again and again and again.Copy !req
645. - That's impossible.
- Yeah, we beat him a year ago.Copy !req
646. No. You can't.Copy !req
647. I should have known.Copy !req
648. What the hell is going on here?Copy !req
649. And who the hell are you supposed to be?Copy !req
650. I was wondering if you'd show up.Copy !req
651. One of you better start explaining
some shit quick.Copy !req
652. The genius finally figured it out.Copy !req
653. The Vic that shot Mr. Nobody
was me.Copy !req
654. That was me all along.Copy !req
655. Whew!Copy !req
656. That was getting tedious.Copy !req
657. No way.
How the hell did we get back here?Copy !req
658. Or maybe you never left.Copy !req
659. Good God.Copy !req
660. If stupidity were a superpower,
you would be goddamn Superman.Copy !req
661. Can someone tell me
what the hell is going on here?Copy !req
662. And why are we
not beating this guy's ass?Copy !req
663. Oh, they already tried that.Copy !req
664. It's far too convoluted
to go into right now.Copy !req
665. You can look out for itCopy !req
666. during the "previously on" part
of the next episode.Copy !req
667. The moral is, basically,
there is no beating me.Copy !req
668. Not now, not ever.Copy !req
669. But you can be free of me.Copy !req
670. That's not so bad, right?Copy !req
671. But how would you do that, hmm?Copy !req
672. What is it that sets us free?Copy !req
673. You know the answer, Niles.Copy !req
674. I could go back
to destroying them again.Copy !req
675. I mean, they're basically dead anyway.Copy !req
676. And I'm happy
to work Cyborg into the mix.Copy !req
677. The truth.Copy !req
678. The truth... shall set you free.Copy !req
679. There it is!Copy !req
680. That's what all this has been about?Copy !req
681. All the anguish? The agony?Copy !req
682. Um...Copy !req
683. Duh.Copy !req
684. Yes.Copy !req
685. But look what else has happened.Copy !req
686. Check out your little ragtag crew.Copy !req
687. I mean, they couldn't even
leave the house without screwing up.Copy !req
688. And now they've made it
all the way here.Copy !req
689. And you are the only thing
that can save them.Copy !req
690. It's kind of beautiful. No?Copy !req
691. Go on, Niles.Copy !req
692. Tell them the truth.Copy !req
693. I can't.Copy !req
694. Yes, you can.
You can tell us anything.Copy !req
695. It's all right, Niles.Copy !req
696. If there is one thing
we've all learned from this nightmare,Copy !req
697. it's that there's no need
for secrets between us.Copy !req
698. It's okay.
You can do this, Chief.Copy !req
699. The tragedies that befell you,
they weren't accidents.Copy !req
700. I was responsible for everything
that has happened to each of you.Copy !req