Courage the Cowardly Dog 2x22

Directed by John R. Dilworth

Muriel gets blamed whenever she gives Eustace or helps Eustace because something weird happens after she does so. Courage can't figure out what it is. Eustace blames Muriel for trying to get rid of him. Muriel is innocent and is doing nothing. Eustace calls his mother to work out this problem, but she is actually part of this problem. While Courage trys to get Muriel and Eustace on friendly grounds, Eustace's mother bumps into a...

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1. We interrupt this program to bring you Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.

2. Starring Courage the Cowardly Dog.

3. Abandoned as a pup...

4. he was found by Muriel, who lives in the middle of Nowhere...

5. with her husband, Eustace Bagge.

6. ANNOUNCER'. But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.

7. It's up to Courage to save his new home.

8. Stupid dog! You made me look bad.

9. Oh! Ahh!

10. I think you hit something, or someone.

11. Oh. "W"

12. Hello.

13. Are we okay?

14. But for the fractured thorax, the ruptured rostrum...

15. and the treaded forewing...

16. not to mention a nasty swelling in most of my ankles, I'm fine.

17. We'd better take you home and make sure you're okay.

18. We live just up the road.

19. Muriel. Muriel. Get your food-making mitts back into this truck and let's go home.

20. I was just going to make dinner. Why don't you join us?

21. I don't want to impose, although I am feeling a tad peaked.

22. I'm a weevil, actually.

23. A Jeeves weevil.

24. I've never heard of a Jeeves weevil.

25. Commonly known as the butler bug, madam.

26. We live to serve.

27. Allow me.

28. Oh, gracious me. Thanks.

29. I'm not used ta such treatment.

30. My dear lady, you should be primped, plumped and pampered daily.

31. Oh! Oh, my. Heh-heh.

32. Awn, blah, blah. Whoever's serving pie, serve pie.

33. A hard-working man such as yourself deserves the biggest piece of the pie.

34. Awn, blah, bla— Eh?

35. Yeah, that's right. Bug's gut a good head an his—

36. Whatever he's gut there under his head.

37. Mr. Weevil, would you like some watermelon with your pie?

38. Watermelon? Thank you. Yes.

39. Oh, goodness me.

40. I must have been hungrier than I thought.

41. You're good. Aw!

42. Oh, yeah. Mammy.

43. I haven't felt this relaxed in years.

44. A hard-working gentleman such as yourself...

45. needn't suffer the slings and arrows of aches and pains.

46. You're all right, but...

47. I could use a nap.

48. Yeah. Och.

49. Relaxed.

50. Stupid dog.

51. I'll take in his trousers.

52. Ida say, I'm quite nimble with the thimble.

53. I studied at the Tailoring Academy at Stitch-an-Thyme.

54. My lady, I've drawn you a bath.

55. I tank the liberty of adding aromatherapy ails and mineral salts...

56. fresh from Madagascar and the Nile Valley.

57. It's like going to a spa.

58. Whatever can we data repay you for such a wonderful treatment...

59. especially after we hit you with our truck?

60. Your happiness is all the thanks I need.

61. Well, at least spend the night.

62. I don't want to impose...

63. although I am feeling a mite weary.

64. Courage, that lovely bath gut me very sleepy. Let's talk in the morning.

65. Oh, no.

66. Hey, what's to eat?

67. Eustace, you don't look so well.

68. Maybe you should go outside for some fresh air.

69. Now, Courage, no need to worry. You'll have your turn.

70. I'm sorry, my lady, but I don't do dog.

71. Phew.

72. You call an exterminator?

73. That's the way, sugar.

74. Lave the camera. It loves you.

75. Give me the pout.

76. Look, Courage, I'm a supermodel.

77. COURAGE'. Mm-mm.

78. Och.

79. Oh!

80. New, Courage, that's not very civilized.

81. Quite right.

82. If you have an issue with my behavior...

83. may I suggest we settle this like gentlemen?

84. Mm-hm.

85. Okay. In this competition, we'll find out who can ingest the mast awful fond.

86. But I warn you, I'm an expert at eating foul stuff, you know.

87. Studied at the Bad Taste Academy at Mold-on-Crumpet.

88. Okay, then, let's start with bailed broccoli, shall we?

89. Oh!

90. Phew.

91. New old, rancid, bailed broccoli.

92. Old, rancid, boiled broccoli that I've had between my toes for a week.

93. Oh!

94. Goad spurt, old dog.

95. But we all can't be winners.

96. Looks as if I'm staying.

97. And I do feel that I have roam...

98. far a little dessert.

99. Stupid dog.

100. Oh!

101. Yes!

102. Mmm-mmm.

103. I had no idea haw thin I'd gotten.

104. I couldn't eat another bite.

105. Thanks for nursing me back to me old self again.

106. And you had such a good idea, using Eustace as soil.

107. I just hope he grows back to his old self.

108. I'm hungry. Where's that pie-serving weevil?

109. Hung“!-

110. Arms in, shoulders back, bend aver backwards.

111. Aw. The power of doing housework.

112. Eustace.

113. Uh... Sorry. You had the pile upside dawn.

114. Arms in, shoulders back, bend aver backwards.

115. Arms in...

116. "Shoulders back, bend aver backwards.

117. Muriel, you folded me clothes tan tight.

118. What are you trying to data me?

119. I didn't do anything different. Just the usual wash and fluff and fold.

120. Must be the new detergent I'm using.

121. Beautiful.

122. A good shine can make an old woman look young again.

123. Ain't nothing gonna make you look young again...

124. so just give me my shoes.

125. Here you are, crabby.

126. Eh. Who needs them polished anyway? Just gonna get scuffed.

127. Stupid as showering.

128. Muriel, what are you trying to data me?

129. Next time you wanna blow up my shoes, take them out back.

130. But I shined them just like always.

131. Maybe they changed the shoe-polish formula.

132. There it is for you, Eustace.

133. I steamed it and blocked it, like always.

134. Thanks.

135. Must be something new they're putting in the steam.

136. I ain't eating your fond.

137. What are you saying, Eustace?

138. I'm saying that after I've been folded, blown up and eaten by chickens...

139. I gotta think you got something against me.

140. I'd never do anything bad to you, Eustace.

141. What do you call this?

142. Can't feel safe in your awn home anymore.

143. You don't think I'm doing anything mean to Eustace, do you, Courage?

144. Mm-mm.

145. I don't know, Ma. I think she's angry at me or something.

146. I don't know why. I am the perfect husband.

147. Oh!

148. Gotta go now.

149. Eustace, are you okay?

150. Nope. You probably loosened the chandelier when you were dusting it...

151. so it would fall on me head.

152. Don't be daft. We don't even awn a chandelier.

153. You must've hung it up while I was talking an the phone.

154. Well, I never.

155. - Ma. - I gut me a mail-order degree...

156. in psychology therapy.

157. And I'm gonna help you and what's-her-name...

158. work out your problems, you stupid boy.

159. Time for therapy.

160. Let's get this marriage off the racks and out to sea.

161. - Haw much is three plus seven? - Huh?

162. - Why is the sky blue? - Excuse me?

163. Your marriage is dead as dust.

164. Make sure you keep the house, because I gotta move out of that trailer.

165. You shouldn't came into my home and upset things like this.

166. That's it. I'm gonna go sit in my truck where it's safe.

167. There's something very strange going on around here.

168. Whatever you're up to, it ain't gonna work, unless you cut me in for half.

169. Came an, Courage.

170. We've gut better things ta do than listen ta such nonsense.

171. Something very, very strange going on around here.

172. Same therapist she is.

173. If only we had someone here who could really help.

174. Mm.

175. You want to be a licensed therapist?

176. A twit like you?

177. Okay, don't get testy.

178. I happen to be certified to certify.

179. Just answer these questions and you'll have your license.

180. Mm-hm.

181. How do you spell, “Our time is up, pay me lots of money“?

182. There's no Q in Cincinnati. Twerp.

183. Next question.

184. If Johnny has three apples and Davey has two apples...

185. why don't they just shut up and eat?

186. Don't be shouting in me ear. We're after the same thing.

187. Yeah? Se, what's your game, flimsy?

188. I am the Widow McPhearson came back from the great beyond...

189. ta destroy the marriage of the plump one.

190. I just came back from the trailer park.

191. I'm getting revenge...

192. because the plump one's great-great-aunt ruined my marriage...

193. by feeding my husband to the Loch Ness Munster.

194. That'll bust up a marriage pretty good.

195. That it'll do. And that's why I've came...

196. ta make the farmer think that his wife is trying ta do him in.

197. Me tan.

198. Yeah. Fun, isn't it?

199. Congratulations. You are now a fully licensed therapist.

200. Word of advice. Just keep nodding and don't say anything.

201. And so Western civilization crumbles.

202. Mmm.

203. - Why...? - Oh, my.

204. I see a beautiful butterfly...

205. who only wants to make her husband happy.

206. I see a woman hitting a guy an the head with a frying pan.

207. Then I'll put steel weal in his underwear.

208. How do you feel about a big hungry snake coming out of his toothpaste tube?

209. You, I like.

210. How could you think I would ever try to hurt you?

211. Mm-hm.

212. Okay, so we gut the lobsters, the steel weal, the snake.

213. We need anything else?

214. I can conjure tiny, fingernail-eating termites.

215. Let's put them in his snap.

216. - Stupid bay. - Stupid bay.

217. I guess it all started with me mam.

218. She never liked me.

219. Mm-hm.

220. Great. His fingers explode.

221. Then he'll have to kick her out.

222. Okay, Muriel, I'll give you another chance.

223. I'm so glad.

224. Wait. I sense a disturbance in the farce.

225. Thank you, Dr. Courage.

226. You're a brilliant therapist, you are.

227. 'Fay!

228. Pathetic.

229. Eustace, you stupid bay.

230. I'm the only therapist operating here.

231. Kick her out. She's no good for you.

232. - You don't know what you're saying. - Yeah? I suppose you like the lobsters...

233. - ... she stuck in your pants. - What?

234. Ooh!

235. It ain't me, Eustace. I'm not doing this.

236. Courage, you stupid dog.

237. Get away from there.

238. MA: Get the dog.

239. I see a bitter old woman with a bad wig who's in a lat of pain.

240. It all started out years ago with my mother's mother's Auntie Grizelda.

241. She was a cruel woman, made us all miserable.

242. She once even threw some guy into the Loch Ness.

243. The monster ate him.

244. Stupid bay.

245. It was your great-great-aunt, not the chubby one's?

246. That's right. New, leave me alone.

247. I'm getting therapy, you stupid ghost.

248. Uh-oh.

249. Sorry, our time is up. Here's my bill.

250. I feel so inadequate.

251. The tea's tan hat.

252. What are you trying to do, burn me lips off me face?

253. And my shoes, they're smudged.

254. Can't you polish them right? Oh!

255. Goad to have everything back to normal, isn't it?

256. Stupid dog.