1. We interrupt this program
to bring you...Copy !req
2. Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.Copy !req
3. Starring Courage,
the Cowardly Dog.Copy !req
4. Abandoned as a pup,
he was found by Muriel,Copy !req
5. who lives in
the middle of NowhereCopy !req
6. with her husband,
Eustace Bagge.Copy !req
7. But creepy stuff happens
in Nowhere.Copy !req
8. It's up to Courage
to save his new home.Copy !req
9. Stupid dog.Copy !req
10. You made me
look bad.Copy !req
11. - Ooga Boogga Boogga!
- Aahhh!Copy !req
12. Why, look at this.Copy !req
13. A wee rabbit.Copy !req
14. Are you hungry?Copy !req
15. Would you like a carrot?Copy !req
16. Is a carrot what
you're wanting?Copy !req
17. I'll get you a carrot.Copy !req
18. Huh?Copy !req
19. Little rabbit!
Where did you go?Copy !req
20. Oooh!Copy !req
21. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
22. Must be a bad carrot.Copy !req
23. Hmmmm...Copy !req
24. There's nothing
to worry about.Copy !req
25. It's nothing at all.Copy !req
26. Nothing at all.Copy !req
27. The swelling is
going to go down.Copy !req
28. To go down.Copy !req
29. Just keep soaking it.Copy !req
30. There's nothing
to worry about.Copy !req
31. Just keep soaking it.Copy !req
32. B-b-but-but-bub-Copy !req
33. Now, now, I don't want
to be any trouble.Copy !req
34. Then you shouldn't
have gotten bit.Copy !req
35. Come on, stupid dog.Copy !req
36. Thank you, doctor.Copy !req
37. Just keep soaking it.Copy !req
38. Ahhhh...Copy !req
39. Ohhhh...Copy !req
40. Muriel! You're missing
your favorite show!Copy !req
41. Muriel!Copy !req
42. Go find her.Copy !req
43. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
44. You almost
bought it, boy.Copy !req
45. What is
up with that?Copy !req
46. You have nothing
to worry about.Copy !req
47. It's nothing
at all.Copy !req
48. Your son here saysCopy !req
49. there is something
wrong with you.Copy !req
50. What is up with that?Copy !req
51. Shhhh!Copy !req
52. I'm watching my
favorite show.Copy !req
53. Now, I want you to open
your mouth and say ahhh!Copy !req
54. Ooohhhh!Copy !req
55. What?Copy !req
56. Stupid dog.Copy !req
57. Ahhhh!Copy !req
58. That is the worst case of
chicken pox I have ever seen.Copy !req
59. Mice?Copy !req
60. Mice in my house!Copy !req
61. Gonna get me
a mallet!Copy !req
62. Eh, where did I
put that mallet?Copy !req
63. Muriel... Big mole...
Eating people... Ugly teeth...Copy !req
64. Search, search, search!Copy !req
65. Oh, you're
such a lousy typist.Copy !req
66. Oh, yeah, thanks a lot.Copy !req
67. You're welcome. What you've got
here is a weremole.Copy !req
68. Don't tell me that.Copy !req
69. They come out in the full moonCopy !req
70. and they've got a taste
for rabbits and people.Copy !req
71. And if you're bitten
by a weremole,Copy !req
72. you become one yourself.Copy !req
73. What should I do?Copy !req
74. if I were you,Copy !req
75. I'd get a big
mallet and—Copy !req
76. No, no, no!
A cure! A cure!Copy !req
77. Oh... That's easy.Copy !req
78. Get a little hair of the mole
that bit you.Copy !req
79. Just don't get
bitten.Copy !req
80. Where's that darn mallet?Copy !req
81. Can't bop a mouse
without me mallet.Copy !req
82. Owvvw!Copy !req
83. That's not me mallet!Copy !req
84. Ahhh! Me mallet!Copy !req
85. The things I do for love.Copy !req
86. Ahhhh!Copy !req
87. Ahhhh!Copy !req
88. Ahhhh!Copy !req
89. Ahhhh!Copy !req
90. What'd you do?Copy !req
91. I almost had it!Copy !req
92. You ruin everything.Copy !req
93. But-but-but—Copy !req
94. Eh, stupid dog.Copy !req
95. Muriel?Copy !req
96. Where have you been?Copy !req
97. You've missed
the whole show.Copy !req
98. Muriel!Copy !req
99. Now where'd
that mouse get to?Copy !req
100. I swear, all this
bother over a wee mouse.Copy !req
101. Ahhhh!Copy !req
102. Heh, heh, heh, heh.Copy !req
103. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
104. Is there a doctor
in the house?Copy !req
105. Oooh...Copy !req
106. Eustace, it's Mother's Day,Copy !req
107. you have to
go see your mom.Copy !req
108. Then you're coming with me.Copy !req
109. Oh, no, I'm not
going to see that woman.Copy !req
110. Well, I ain't goin' if
somebody doesn't go with me.Copy !req
111. So why not take Courage?Copy !req
112. Ohhhh!Copy !req
113. I don't wanna
take that dog.Copy !req
114. Well, all right,
I'll take him.Copy !req
115. You're better
than nobody.Copy !req
116. Now, are you sure you
have all the presents?Copy !req
117. Yeah, I got 'em.Copy !req
118. And be polite,
take your hat off in the house,Copy !req
119. and give your
mommy my regards.Copy !req
120. Are you sure you
don't want to go?Copy !req
121. Be off with you now,Copy !req
122. my favorite show
is starting.Copy !req
123. Listen up, dog.Copy !req
124. Here's the plan.Copy !req
125. When we get to ma's,Copy !req
126. I'll give you
the high sign.Copy !req
127. That's
the high sign.Copy !req
128. When I give
the high sign,Copy !req
129. you act like a mad dog
and attack ma!Copy !req
130. You know how to growl,
don't you?Copy !req
131. You just open
your mouth and...Copy !req
132. Ahhhh!Copy !req
133. Got that?Copy !req
134. Got that?Copy !req
135. Hi, ma!Copy !req
136. Hello, Courage!Copy !req
137. Good to see you!Copy !req
138. Eustace,
you stupid boy!Copy !req
139. Ahhhh!Copy !req
140. Mad dog! Mad dog!Copy !req
141. I'll protect you, ma!Copy !req
142. Ahhh! That's no way
to treat my little Courage.Copy !req
143. We'll go in and sit down
and have us a nice visit.Copy !req
144. I'm sorry, ma.Copy !req
145. How impolite to wear
my hat in the house.Copy !req
146. Put your hat back on.Copy !req
147. You look like
a billiard ball.Copy !req
148. Aw, the little hound.Copy !req
149. Don't you feed him?Copy !req
150. Poor little fella
looks hungry.Copy !req
151. Now, Courage,
you just make yourself comfortableCopy !req
152. and I'll be back
with some food.Copy !req
153. What are you doing
sitting at the table?Copy !req
154. Ok, I'm not
at the table!Copy !req
155. Courage,
please sit down.Copy !req
156. Now, you just eat
to your heart's content.Copy !req
157. It's not my fault!
I'm not even hungry!Copy !req
158. You can have the cherry.Copy !req
159. Get that thing
away from me!Copy !req
160. No wonder the little dog
wants to share his food.Copy !req
161. You're all
skin and bones.Copy !req
162. If you'd come
to see your ma,Copy !req
163. you might get
something to eat,Copy !req
164. but do you come? No!Copy !req
165. I'm here, ain't I?Copy !req
166. Yeah, and I suppose you
want me to feed you, too.Copy !req
167. Uh, well, I wouldn't
mind if you did...Copy !req
168. I'm sort of hungry.Copy !req
169. Well, all right.Copy !req
170. What are you doing
sitting at the table, dog?Copy !req
171. I'm not! I'm not!Copy !req
172. Eat up.Copy !req
173. Oh...Copy !req
174. Don't put
your head down.Copy !req
175. Don't eat too fast.Copy !req
176. Pull your socks up!Copy !req
177. Don't slouch! Sit up!Copy !req
178. Why can't you
be more civilized?Copy !req
179. Like Courage.Copy !req
180. Noooooo!Copy !req
181. Eh, well—Copy !req
182. Don't talk with
your mouth full.Copy !req
183. In fact, don't say
anything at all.Copy !req
184. How'd you like
that meal?Copy !req
185. Ohhhhh...Copy !req
186. Fine, let's go sit in
the next room and chat.Copy !req
187. Stop making ma
like you so much!Copy !req
188. Got it?Copy !req
189. MA: Eustace, come
here, you stupid boy!Copy !req
190. Hold on, ma.Copy !req
191. I got you some gifts.Copy !req
192. Oooh,
I hope this works.Copy !req
193. Ah-choo!Copy !req
194. Ohhhh...Copy !req
195. Yuck!Copy !req
196. You know I don't
like chocolates!Copy !req
197. How about a photo?Copy !req
198. Heh heh heh.Copy !req
199. Good.Copy !req
200. Hold the mirror.Copy !req
201. Heh heh heh heh.Copy !req
202. Ok, I'm done.Copy !req
203. Make it nice.Copy !req
204. Cheese.Copy !req
205. Courage,
don't we look great?Copy !req
206. Guess what?Copy !req
207. I have a surprise
for you.Copy !req
208. Here!Copy !req
209. When ma gets back,
you take a picture of us.Copy !req
210. You stupid
little dog—Copy !req
211. MA:
Stop it!Copy !req
212. Why don't you pick on
someone your own size?Copy !req
213. Ready for
your surprise?Copy !req
214. Hey! That's mine!Copy !req
215. Why don't you ever
give me any presents?Copy !req
216. Want something,
do ya?Copy !req
217. Ooga booga booga!Copy !req
218. Ooohhhhh!Copy !req
219. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
220. You're still
a fraidy baby!Copy !req
221. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
222. Your pa was a real man.Copy !req
223. You can't fill his shoes.Copy !req
224. Not a man, huh?Copy !req
225. I'll show you!Copy !req
226. We'll see who's
the best man.Copy !req
227. You want me to shame you
in front of your dog, huh?Copy !req
228. Ok, let's do it.Copy !req
229. You never liked me.Copy !req
230. You stupid boy!Copy !req
231. Ahhhh!Copy !req
232. Do something.Copy !req
233. If I lose...Copy !req
234. You lose.Copy !req
235. You stupid dog.Copy !req
236. Nooooo!Copy !req
237. Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahCopy !req
238. ah-chooo!Copy !req
239. My hair! Oh, no!Copy !req
240. I'm ugly! I'm Ugh'!Copy !req
241. Ma!
Where'd your hair go?Copy !req
242. You upset ma,
you stupid dog.Copy !req
243. It's all your fault.Copy !req
244. My hair! My hair!Copy !req
245. I'm Ugh'!Copy !req
246. How could you love a
mother who has no hair?Copy !req
247. No, ma.Copy !req
248. You always
looked good to me.Copy !req
249. Boo hoo... l did?Copy !req
250. Thank you, son.Copy !req
251. But you're the ugliest
boy I ever did see.Copy !req
252. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
253. Heh heh heh heh!Copy !req
254. That's my ma.Copy !req
255. Well,Copy !req
256. how did it all go?Copy !req
257. Yeah, yeah,
nice visit.Copy !req
258. Have to do it again...
Real soon.Copy !req
259. Isn't that nice?Copy !req
260. What did you all do?Copy !req
261. Oh!Copy !req
262. Isn't that lovely?Copy !req
263. Stupid dog!Copy !req