1. I really made my bones with
that last collar, babe.
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3. You woke up with
a guard this morning.
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4. But tonight, you're going
to bed with a detective.
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5. Shh... Okay, you get
some rest, 'kay?
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6. Probably need it.
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7. Here's Ben dressed
like a dragon.
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8. Aww.
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9. Here's me and Abed dressed
as Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy.
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10. Aww.
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12. Aww.
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13. Hey, Abed, can I borrow some
change for the water fountain?
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- Wait. Change?
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- Hmm?
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17. What are you doing?
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18. Nothing after lunch.
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19. And I can skip lunch
if you want— Oh. That.
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20. Keeps tuition down
and it saves on water, too.
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21. That's because nobody's
gonna pay to drink water.
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drink-minimum.
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23. It'll be reflected
in your tuition.
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Thanks for the new digs.
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what we talked about?
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living situation kind of quiet.
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28. Sure, you know,
I'm barely there.
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I found in the boiler room.
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weird reactions to stuff.
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spending the majority
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They used to be simple.
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what I'm talking about.
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while I was inside.
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Star Wars legos.
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I just wanna know what happened.
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tomorrow.
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the table
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for the rest of the semester.
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54. Who are these people?
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Professor Kane?
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56. Yes?
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at Greendale very long,
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59. It's kind of a thing.
We've been through a lot.
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of the space bus.
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62. I had sex with Eartha Kitt
in an airplane bathroom,
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63. and these are the only guys
I've ever told.
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65. We love each other.
Second paintball.
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at this school?
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that make no sense.
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68. Uh, we'd really prefer
to partner up amongst ourselves.
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69. I don't care.
Go ahead.
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70. It's not you, it's me.
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71. I'm just trying
to protect us both
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73. I may have
a developmental disorder.
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on Breaking Bad, so...
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75. I'm so sorry.
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a developmental disorder.
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77. Star Wars, Star Wars.
Cool, cool, cool. Hmm.
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78. You understand.
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79. You're also, quite frankly,
a very weird-looking man.
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80. I don't know you,
but I just don't trust you.
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I could grow to like you.
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82. The point of what I'm trying
to tell you, Todd,
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to be your lab partner.
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84. No offense.
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85. None taken.
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with your friends.
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87. Don't tell me what I'm feeling
or thinking. It's petty.
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88. Good-bye, Todd.
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89. Okay, how are we
gonna divide the—
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90. Hey, Todd! Todd, buddy!
You passed the test.
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91. I've been walking my beat
a long time, sir.
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92. A long time.
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93. I've kept my head down,
paid my dues.
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94. And, well, I think I'm ready
to make detective.
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95. You've only been here a month.
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much of anything.
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97. And there's no such thing
as security guard detective.
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102. Maybe I will.
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103. "Maybe I will."
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104. My own words rang in my head
like a bell inside a head.
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105. Maybe I was crazy.
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106. Or maybe, just maybe,
I was a detective.
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107. - Hey.
- What?
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108. - Looking for something?
- No.
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110. but her eyes said otherwise.
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111. She was all dame,
legs that went all the way
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that had elbows.
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114. Um... Did you just call me
in here to stare at me?
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I could tell that somebody—
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put the scare on her.
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117. But what? Why?
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118. Stapler.
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119. Was I crazy?
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120. Or were they somehow connected?
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121. I can't believe it.
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122. This is the first time there
hasn't been a beetle in here.
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123. Should we move outside?
- Uh-huh.
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124. Did you even hear what I said?
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125. - Uh-huh.
- Seriously?
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like working together?
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129. Man, people just
can't handle the truth
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130. about Ben Sherman's
winter collection.
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131. Roommates, study group,
lab partners.
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132. We really are gonna spend
all our time together.
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133. How awesome is that?
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134. Very.
You know what else is awesome?
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135. Last night I saw
the Hong Kong movie.
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137. Yeah, I know, I was there.
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138. Did you see the scene where
Kickpuncher kick-punches
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139. 200 guys with one kick-punch?
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140. Yeah.
Both of them.
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141. Oh.
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142. We spend
too much time together.
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143. Jinx.
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a few seconds later
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146. when he was crying because
he dropped his cupcake.
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147. Mm-hmm.
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148. And here he is
with another cupcake.
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149. Oh, oh, wait, these pictures
are out of order.
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150. That's the same cupcake.
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151. Oh, Shirley, these pictures
are adorable.
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152. And comprehensive.
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153. But did you know that
sugar is like baby meth?
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154. That's what my homeopath said.
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155. Well, maybe your gay friend
should mind his own business.
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156. "Forget about the girl,"
I told myself.
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157. "Let her go, like
a lobster claw letting go
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158. of a small balloon
for lobsters."
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159. Still, I had a hunch.
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160. Hmm. A matchbook.
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161. Something about it
seemed clue-y.
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162. "Arizona matchbook company."
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163. Arizona.
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164. Arizona backwards
is still Arizona!
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165. It's a palomino!
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166. Maybe I was crazy...
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167. Or maybe I was finally sane.
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168. Why does this guy keep
staring at me?
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What are you doing here?
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170. Oh, I was just
getting some air.
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171. Me too.
And wondering something.
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173. - Tell me.
- No, you first.
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what would it be like
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- What's going on here?
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176. Were you thinking of
changing partners?
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177. Who's thinking
of changing partners?
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178. Were you gonna bail on me?
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179. No. No one here is thinking
of changing partners. No, sir.
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180. I am!
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181. While he was spying,
I found a turtle.
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I should be the only one here
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of space loser.
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184. - No offense, Todd.
- None taken.
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185. Why should you all get
the exact partner you wanted?
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186. That's right.
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187. It's totally not fair that
we saddled Pierce with Todd.
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188. We should probably
choose partners again.
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189. I mean, just to be fair.
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190. So it's agreed.
Let's go to the study room
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191. and deal with this Todd problem
once and for all.
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192. Okay.
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193. Um, did you want me to come?
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194. Um, it's called
"the Todd problem."
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195. Okay, we just have to come up
with a fair way
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196. to decide who is gonna be stuck
for an entire semester
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198. This, uh... Non-grouper.
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199. No offense, Todd.
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200. None taken.
I'm happy to work with whoever.
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201. There's only one way
to decide this fairly.
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202. We go boy-girl, boy-girl.
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203. But everyone has to have
a different hair color.
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204. And be from a different
high school.
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207. I guess my—my hands are tied.
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208. The hair color concept
intrigues me
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209. because it's how
I distinguish you anyway.
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210. But what if we arrange by age,
so that way
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while the old people sleep
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212. and vice versa.
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213. Um, I-I was just wondering
who you considered old,
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to remind you again
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the same age as Jeff.
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216. Oh, I was counting Jeff
as old, too.
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217. Hey!
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218. Oh, well, that's
all right then.
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219. I just don't understand how
my age has anything to—
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220. Oh, for heaven's sake, Pierce!
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221. I was thinking the thing
that would be most beneficial—
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222. you know, for the group—
would be
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lowest GPAs with the highest.
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224. Hmm. Interesting.
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225. The highest
carrying the lowest?
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226. I can see how
you might want that.
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227. You know what, Annie?
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228. Pew, pew, pew, pew, p—
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229. Wait, no.
Pew, pew, pew, pew.
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231. Because I have a gorgeous little
newborn that I'd like to get—
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232. Oh, perfect!
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about her kids.
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234. Uh-uh, don't go trying to pawn
Todd off on me.
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235. Again, none taken.
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236. Guys, our terrariums are due
tomorrow and it's already nine.
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237. Okay, let's make this simple
and do it like student housing.
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their lab partner preferences
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in our optimal pairings.
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242. And before you all go
putting Todd down last,
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with a turtle.
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245. How does that sound?
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246. Somebody wake up Pierce.
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247. Hello, Arizona
matchbook company.
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249. And I needed answers like a fish
needs a bicycle— A lot.
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250. Hello?
Hello?
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251. Yeah, I am, uh, interested
in your matchbooks.
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252. Yes, would you like
to place an order?
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253. I had to think fast.
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254. - Yes.
- Get away from my desk.
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255. I'll call you back.
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around campus
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and then staring at them
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moving your lips?
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260. No.
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261. Ben... I think this job
might be getting to you.
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262. I think you need
to take some time off.
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263. Oh, you'd like that,
wouldn't you?
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264. Very much so.
Yes.
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265. All right, yep.
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266. According to my system,
Annie's gonna be with Shirley.
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Troy is with Britta.
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269. Okay, let's get to work.
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270. Uh, wait. Um, how did
I end up with Todd?
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at the top of my list.
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273. None taken.
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dictated.
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275. And we're just supposed
to trust your algorithm?
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276. You're questioning
my algorithm?
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277. Not necessarily. Is your
algorithm above questioning?
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278. Not necessarily.
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279. Will you just tell us
how you chose?
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everyone by popularity.
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with the least popular.
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282. I figured it would maximize each
partnership's audience appeal.
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283. Oh, I-I see.
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284. So I was number one, and
he was obviously number eight.
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285. No offense, Todd.
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286. You and Todd
were four and five.
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- I was five?
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290. We don't even know him.
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291. He's a stranger.
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It has feelings.
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Annie was number one,
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295. And Shirley was
her partner, so...
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296. But that means—
so you all put—
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298. I'm more popular than someone!
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299. Getting the matchbooks shipped
to me the same day wasn't easy.
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300. I had to pay the company money.
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301. I used Nunez's card.
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302. He'd thank me at
the Detective Awards.
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303. Somewhere, somehow, I was gonna
find what I was looking for.
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304. Holy Mary, mother of God.
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305. Was I crazy?
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306. Or was I on
the verge of something?
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307. My mind reeled with thoughts.
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308. Voices.
Stand-up premises.
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309. Why don't they just make tires
out of pavement
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What's up with buttons?
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311. What would happen if
Nicholson was a gynecologist?
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312. There was something there.
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313. I need a notepad.
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314. Maybe a blazer.
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315. Honey, I-I-I don't know
when I'll be home.
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316. How could you guys hate me
more than Pierce?
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318. Thin ice, Shirley.
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are not gonna let you
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321. Shirley has a point.
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322. This list stinks
like a butt convention.
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Troy being so unpopular?
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the popular one in our pairing.
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go work with Todd?
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327. Hey, that's cool,
whatever gets this project done.
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328. Oh, wow, what a great guy.
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329. I can see why all of you like
him so much more than me.
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330. Jeff, maybe it's just that no
one wants to carry you all year.
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331. Gee, you're right, Annie,
it's not personal.
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people really like you.
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in a tight sweater.
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334. You're just a bad grade
in a tight sweater.
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335. And who the hell
are you always texting?
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take a breath—
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338. Don't get your number four
stink on this, Todd.
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340. We're all the same people
we were 12 hours ago.
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341. Maybe we should just revert
to our original pairings.
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342. But I thought you didn't want
to carry Jeff.
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343. Oh, you just don't want
to work with Shirley.
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You're a creationist!
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- You're so religious.
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science experiments
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believe in science?
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religious doesn't mean
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with science.
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course at a community college
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of miracles—
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dissect anything.
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356. Fine, you got me, I won't
dissect anything with a face.
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you're the stupidest!
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I don't wanna be smart.
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all out.
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Jeff is gonna heal us.
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at this totally wrong.
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just put me last
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to humble me.
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368. Oh!
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369. I just had a terrible nightmare
that Jeff was a pompous ass.
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371. Uh, no offense, Todd.
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where it didn't belong.
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373. Someone—or something—
had sent me a message.
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374. Veronica.
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375. It was my fault she had
gotten mixed up in all this.
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377. Pretty sure I heard
a fire alarm.
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we see those ballots.
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Are you crazy?
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380. I say let's lay our cards
on the table
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thinks of each other.
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384. Pass!
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No, get back, get back!
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386. I am doing this for all of us.
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387. Oh, no, she's got
her marijuana lighter.
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389. Noooo!
The turtle is in there!
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392. Huh?
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supposed to be friends!
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to love each other!
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395. Your love is weird.
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396. And toxic!
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397. And it destroys
everything it touches!
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graduating from college,
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my dying father.
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401. I'm going home.
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402. I'm gonna hold my wife
and my child close.
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403. And I am gonna finally
take my Insulin shot!
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406. Well, he is right
about one thing.
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408. And I don't care about
this stupid assignment.
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409. I'm going home.
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410. No, I'm not,
I'm going to biology class.
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412. And eventually, this caterpillar
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And then—
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415. Nice work, you two.
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at you, right?
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417. I mean, that's my theory.
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418. Now, super group.
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a sorry lack of terrariums.
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422. When did you even
have time to do that?
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423. You're pathological.
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424. It's too late for flattery.
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this isn't working out.
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426. You're just gonna have to put us
with our original lab partners.
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427. - All right?
- I don't have to do anything.
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my boy Todd.
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429. That man called me
crying this morning.
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430. You know he fought
in Iraq, right?
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like you in prison.
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432. We called you
"the mean clique."
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433. But I have a solution.
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will share a microscope,
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that I will average.
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436. Everyone else gets
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437. So can we get an extension
on the first assignment?
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438. No. You all fail.
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439. Oh, my God.
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440. How did this happen?
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441. And did I miss the firemen?
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442. Dean, the explanation
is simple.
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443. It's all connected.
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444. A web of conspiracy that goes
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445. all the way to the top
of Arizona.
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446. All... Right.
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447. Hey, somebody's been
squatting in the utility closet.
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448. There's a hot plate back there,
thousands of matches.
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449. I mean, we're looking at dozens
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450. of major health
and fire code violations.
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451. I think we're gonna have to get
the police involved.
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452. And that's when it hit me.
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453. I was in really big trouble.
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454. Dean.
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455. Dean?
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456. Oh, uh... No.
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457. No need to get the cops.
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458. With a conspiracy this big,
they're probably involved.
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459. - What?
- What Chang says
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460. makes a lot of sense,
and, um...
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461. Okay, you know what?
I quit.
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462. I mean, I can deal
with the not getting paid,
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463. but I draw the line
at you enabling this man.
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464. I mean, I'm seriously concerned
that he's mentally ill.
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465. And—and it's not funny
at all. It's scary.
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466. - The top of Arizona...
- I needed to know more.
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467. - Was it a very high mesa?
- About those firemen.
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468. - Or was it a state of mind?
- Were they ethnically diverse?
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469. - Either way, I was going...
- Did they bring a dalmatian?
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470. - To have to climb it.
- Could I buy a calendar?
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471. Okay, screw this.
I-I quit.
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472. Hmm?
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473. Well, it seems that Greendale
owes you a debt of gratitude.
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474. How would you like to be
the new head of security?
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475. I had to think fast.
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476. Yes.
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477. I don't know, was I crazy?
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478. Or was I just doing right
by the school?
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479. - This is awkward, isn't it?
- Yeah.
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480. You know, I think
it's pretty clear
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481. what destroyed the balance
in our study group's ecosystem.
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482. Ranking one person
above another.
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483. Letting our differences
get the bets of us.
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484. - Racism?
- No.
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485. Todd.
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486. Todd!
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487. Did you see the head
on that guy?
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488. "None taken."
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489. What was wrong with him?
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490. Not to be unchristian,
but that boy sucked.
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491. I missed this.
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492. Aww!
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493. And his dumb baby!
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494. - I know!
- On and on.
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495. He wouldn't shut up.
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496. These questions
are really personal.
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497. Are you sure this is anonymous?
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498. Yeah, they're just
practice evaluations
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499. for my psych class.
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500. All right.
Who did a butt?
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501. They're boobs.
And I don't know.
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502. Take it again.
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503. All right.
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504. Somebody drew a penis.
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505. Oh! And another penis.
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506. Penis, penis, penis.
Very mature, guys.
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507. - I didn't draw a penis.
- Me neither.
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508. Yeah, these are all
normally filled out tests.
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509. Ha ha! Gotcha!
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510. This was also a test,
and you all penised.
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511. Passed.
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512. Maybe I need to take one.
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513. A test.
Not a penis.
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