1. This is a historic day
for Greendale.
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2. This state-of-the-art Subway
sandwichery in our cafetorium
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3. represents Greendale's
first steps forward
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4. into the realm
of the legitimate!
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5. Ooh.
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6. Oh, oh. No problem.
You know what?
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7. I'm just going to get it started
with my teeth.
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8. The legitimate! Oh.
The legitimate!
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9. That should be
my sandwich shop.
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10. It was my idea
to put one there.
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11. - We're here for you, Shirley.
- Yeah.
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12. Troy, Annie, and I know what
it's like to be displaced.
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13. They're tenting our building
for termites, so we're homeless.
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14. I'm staying
in the sleep study lab.
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15. All I have to do is wake up
every three hours and go...
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16. And I get two credits.
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17. Yeah, and we're going to build
a super awesome pillow fort
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18. - here at the school.
- Another pillow fort?
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19. Kind of repeating yourselves,
aren't you?
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20. That was a blanket fort.
This will be a pillow fort.
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21. Way more difficult, way better.
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22. All difficult things are better,
like carrying a disease
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23. - or holding in a fart right now.
- Aha!
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24. I just found out how Shirley and I
are going to take down Subway.
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25. - Oh, how?
- Dean?
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26. I assume you're familiar
with the Greendale bylaws.
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27. - I am not.
- Shirley, you do the honors.
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28. My brain starts getting weird
this time of night.
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29. It's 10:00 a.m.
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30. - You're welcome.
- Uh-oh.
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31. "Any business operating
for profit on Greendale's campus
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32. must be at least 51% owned by
a registered Greendale student"!
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33. That's too bad, Dean.
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34. I don't recall seeing Subway
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35. in my premenopausal,
postfeminist
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36. experiential marketing class.
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37. Actually, I'm on the wait list
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38. - for the premen/postfem/ex mark.
- Who are you?
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39. Gang, meet Greendale's
newest student, Subway.
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40. Your name is Subway?
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41. Yep, using a groundbreaking
but surprisingly legal process
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42. known as "corpohumanization",
real people such as myself
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43. are now allowed to represent
the collective humanity
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44. of business owners.
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45. I have contractually waived
my birth identity
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46. and am now a man and student
named... Subway.
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47. I don't believe this.
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48. Come on, Subway,
there is no way you're 5'10".
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49. So you can vote?
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50. Actually, no, because
technically I'm only a week old.
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51. Aww.
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52. But please don't think of me
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53. as any less human
than yourselves.
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54. I'm here to hang out,
take weird classes,
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as my morality clause allows.
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56. Eat fresh? Eat fresh?
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57. - Eat fresh.
- That's my man.
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58. Wow, did you know
Greendale students
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59. are technically
in the army reserves?
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60. Let's say a little prayer
for peace.
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61. Annie, you've got to get me
into this sleep lab.
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62. I can't think of a better use
of my time here
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63. than being unconscious.
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64. It's not a blowoff class, Jeff.
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65. We're only allowed to bring
one stuffed animal.
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66. I'm bringing Ruthie...
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67. But using her pouch
to sneaking Nathan.
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68. Well, have fun.
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69. Wait, since when
do we have lockers?
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70. Uh, since
registration day, 2009.
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71. Jeff, did you skip
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Welcome Seminar
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73. and Diversity Fire Circle?
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74. This explains so much
about you.
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75. Are you saying I've had
a locker here for 21/2 years?
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76. Whoa, whoa.
Wow.
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77. "Halloween dance."
"Post-Halloween dance."
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78. "Dance contest."
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79. "Contest dance."
Oh, come on.
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80. What's this? "Save Garrett"?
What's wrong with Garrett?
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81. Nothing now.
We saved him.
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82. Aah!
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83. Wait, that's "saved" Garrett?
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84. Ooh, what's this?
Love letter?
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85. Oh, it's probably one of many.
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86. Oh, no.
This is a hate letter.
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87. What?
Let me see that.
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88. "Dear Jeff,
this might come as a shock
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89. "to someone who thinks
he's God's gift to the world,
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90. "but you're actually
an inconsiderate jerk.
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91. Kim."
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92. - "Inconsiderate"?
- Who's Kim?
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93. I don't know, and clearly
she doesn't know me.
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94. Gesundheit.
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95. I didn't sneeze.
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96. Look at these idiots.
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97. Cattle, sheep...
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98. Other animals
that travel in herds.
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99. I want to say snakes.
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100. Am I the only person
enraged by the fact
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101. that corporations
are taking human form?
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102. I totally predicted this in
my High School newspaper column
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103. "Britta unfiltered."
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104. - Unfiltered. I get it.
- Get what?
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105. Actually, maybe Subway taking
human form could be its undoing.
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106. Uh, Britta...
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107. You're a, uh, progressive woman
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108. of a more...
liberated looseness.
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109. You could get close to Subway
and find out some dirt on him.
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110. Corporate espionage.
I like it.
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111. Microphones hidden in lipstick.
Lipstick hidden in microphones.
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112. And the deadliest weapon
of them all...
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113. - The penis flytrap.
- Okay! This conversation is over.
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114. I am not a whore,
and not that I've done the math,
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115. but if I were,
I'd be the super classy kind
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116. that gets flown to Dubai to stay
in an underwater hotel.
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117. - Abed, Troy.
- Ah, don't worry, Dean.
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118. We have all the proper permits
right here.
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119. Oh, silly me!
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120. This is a coupon for 20% off
at bed bath & beyond.
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121. No need to bribe me, Troy.
Actually...
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122. There's plenty more
where that came from.
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123. Look, I was just googling
record lengths of stuff,
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124. and apparently there's
a guinness world record
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125. for the biggest pillow...
or blanket fort.
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126. So you boys...
you should go for it.
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127. Put this school on the map.
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128. We'd have a better chance
of setting the record
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129. if we made this a blanket fort,
you know, take less time.
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130. We wanted to make
a pillow fort.
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131. I don't want to sacrifice
quality for square footage.
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132. We don't need a world record to
tell us we did something cool.
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133. But if we won,
we might meet that dude
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134. with the curly fingernails.
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135. Shridhar Chillal?
Not interested.
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136. I saw him on a talk show.
He came off as pretentious.
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137. - I'm going to go get a drink.
- Okay.
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138. - Troy Barnes.
- Vice Dean Laybourne.
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139. You have a beard...
And a ponytail.
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140. Going through some stuff
right now, Troy.
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141. Don't worry about it.
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142. Any chance you've given
a second thought to joining
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143. my air conditioning
repair school?
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144. Sorry.
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145. Kind of busy at the moment doing
some awesome work with Abed.
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146. Ah, yeah, Abed.
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147. You guys watch that television
show together, don't you?
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148. Inspector Spacetime.
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149. Funny, Troy.
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150. You and Abed have
always reminded me
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151. of the inspector
and his trusty constable Reggie.
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152. Cool!
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153. The inspector, of course,
is smart, decisive,
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154. and Reggie is...
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155. Well, he's Reggie.
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156. Reggie is trained
in zero-gravity martial arts
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157. and has a whistle.
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158. Yeah.
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159. But he never really
gets to blow the whistle
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160. unless the inspector
says it's okay.
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161. Less of a friendship,
more of a self-centered nerd
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162. and his naive, obedient lapdog.
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163. Well, I got a thing.
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164. You take care.
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165. Well, according to the office,
this is the locker
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166. of the only Kim I've had
any class with since 2009.
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167. Wonder what you did
to make her so mad.
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168. Maybe the two of you made out,
and then you forgot about her.
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169. Annie, that's what
you think of me?
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170. I don't make out
with forgettable women.
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171. Can I help you?
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172. We're looking for Kim McFadden.
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173. - This is her locker, right?
- Are you serious?
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174. She slipped a note into
my locker a couple years ago.
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175. I guess I pissed her off
somehow.
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176. - I'm hoping to apologize.
- That might not be easy.
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177. Kim's no longer with us.
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178. - She died two weeks ago.
- What?
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on you and run,
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180. but there's a rally
for Garrett.
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181. But we saved him.
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182. Did we?
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183. What do you recommend?
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185. Sounds like you might be
a vegetarian.
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186. You should try
Subway's Veggie Delite.
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187. You should try reading
Orwell's 1984.
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188. I have.
It's a great book.
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189. It really awakened me
in High School.
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190. I think kids should be forced
to read it.
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191. Me too.
Anyway, you're living it.
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192. You're a human puppet with big
sandwich's hand up your ass.
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193. Is this what you dreamt
of being?
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194. Unfortunately I'm not allowed
to discuss my former life
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195. or engage in any
nonplatonic relations,
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196. practice religion in public,
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197. or eat any nonfresh,
unhealthy food like that
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198. found anywhere outside Subway.
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199. Why are you getting all that?
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200. I wanted to stand next to you
for a moment.
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201. It was worth it.
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202. Like a good book by Orwell
or a Veggie Delite.
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203. Is that you, Subway?
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204. My eyesight ain't
what it used to be.
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205. Eat these tater tots, Harry.
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206. For what it's worth, I think you
might see more than all of us.
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207. Did you see him smiling at you?
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208. Top-notch whoresmanship,
Britta.
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209. - Pierce.
- Sorry. Whoreswomanship.
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210. Forgot it was the '90s.
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211. Uh-oh.
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212. Anyway...
Thank you, Britta.
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213. I knew we could count on you
to help us take him down!
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214. Yep, that's me, the girl
who's going to destroy
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215. the big sandwich company
with the dreamy eyes.
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216. Ooh!
We did it, Pierce.
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217. Powerful passage, isn't it?
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218. "She had become
a physical necessity."
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219. You circled this paragraph.
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220. I can't say that I did.
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221. I just think it's a striking
expression of love's ability
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222. to persevere within the cracks
and cogs of inhuman systems.
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223. Who were you, Subway,
before you were Subway?
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224. I can't say.
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225. I have to live
within the rules.
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226. This identity is my life.
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227. If I do this
for three more years,
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228. I can live a real dream.
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229. Well, at least tell me
what that is.
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230. I want to run a nonprofit
shelter for handicapped animals.
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231. Dogs with wheels for hind legs.
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232. - Deaf hamsters.
- One-eyed cats?
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233. Well, they weren't on the top
of my list, but sure.
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234. I should go.
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235. This is getting
out of bounds for me.
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236. Eat fresh.
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237. You should put the small ones
in the middle,
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238. or the wall won't hold
the ceiling.
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239. Why do I always have
to be your Reggie?
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240. What?
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241. I wanted to make
a blanket fort,
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242. and you never even gave it
a second thought.
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243. I'm not even your sidekick.
I'm your underkick.
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244. I never said
you couldn't do anything.
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245. If you want to make a blanket
fort, that's fine with me.
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247. Just don't make it
part of my pillow fort.
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248. Fine.
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249. I'll start it somewhere else.
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250. Have fun stacking pillows
like a baby.
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252. I'm lying on campus furniture,
so no.
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254. She is someone who died
thinking I was a dick.
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255. I can never apologize.
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256. I can never change her mind.
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257. That makes me a dick forever.
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258. You think that's
what an apology is?
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259. A spell you cast on another
person to make them forgive you?
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260. Apologies are opportunities
to admit your own mistakes.
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261. Apologize to her locker.
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262. But how can I apologize if
I don't know what I did wrong?
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263. Well, didn't she call you
inconsiderate?
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264. Sounds to me like you know
exactly what you did wrong.
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265. - Leonard, what are you doing?
- Abed's fort needs pillows.
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267. I was going to invest
in IBM in 1952,
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268. but life is full
of disappointments.
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269. Eating fresh, are we?
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270. Have you found any dirt
on Subway yet?
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271. No, nothing. I should
probably hang out with him more.
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272. You know what I think?
I think you're falling for him.
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273. I am not.
Who do you think I am?
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274. I lived in New York.
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275. You never lived anywhere.
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276. You're a weapon
designed for sex.
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you lived in New York
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278. 'cause I implanted
your memories.
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279. Oh, Pierce, stop it!
Look what we're becoming.
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280. I'm sorry we pulled you
into this dirty game.
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281. I want you to stop.
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282. Yeah, we're pulling you out...
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283. Right after
your last assignment.
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284. This pen is a microphone.
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285. It's also a miniflask.
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286. Did you just drink ink?
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287. Just plant this on Subway,
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288. and you'll never have
to see him again.
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289. Until then,
keep him interested.
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290. And for God's sakes, slap
some life on those dead lips.
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291. Hello, Abed.
How's the pillow fort going?
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292. It's hard making something
perfect, but it's worth it.
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293. Yeah, I'll remember that
when I'm being given a key
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record holders' clubhouse,
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295. where I'll be hanging with those
two fat guys on motorcycles
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296. and being fitted
for a beard of bees.
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297. Whoo! Well, Troy, I just got
off the phone with Guinness,
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298. and they are sending
a representative
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299. to have a look-see
at your blanket fort.
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300. - Are we world-record ready?
- Garrett?
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301. We are still more than 2,000
square feet shy of the record.
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302. Abed's pillow fort is the only
thing standing in our way.
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303. Well, what are we going
to do here, guys?
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we can connect them?
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fort to the pillow fort
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a pillow fort.
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I'd rather see
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than compromise it.
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309. Great, Abed will destroy
his pillow fort,
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310. and Troy will expand
his blanket fort into the space.
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311. Everyone wins.
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312. Except Abed, but you know,
not everyone can win.
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313. Is that what you want, Troy?
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so you could set your record?
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- Magnitude.
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316. Evacuate fort Abed,
and prepare for self-destruct.
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317. - Sir?
- Do it. We're done here.
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318. Pop, pop, Captain.
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319. - Oh!
- Subway.
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320. Britta, I was worried
you wouldn't come.
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- Shh.
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a bug on you.
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323. I can't, and I won't.
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324. Our values, our identities...
they mean nothing to me now.
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a physical necessity.
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327. - Mmm.
- Mmm.
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329. Subway.
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330. - Oh, Subway.
- Mmm.
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331. Oh, Subway.
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332. Oh, no, no.
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333. No, this is wrong, Pierce.
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a sandwich shop.
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your hands dirty, fine.
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337. I will.
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338. Nice knowing you, Subway.
If that is your real name.
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339. Ahh.
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340. Kim.
It's me, Jeff.
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341. The inconsiderate jerk.
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hurting you,
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that's what hurt you.
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344. God knows what crime
you've committed
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disregarding you entirely.
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346. But whatever your crime,
I think we both know
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348. I'm a self-centered,
shallow jackass.
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thank you for your note
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350. because I'm going
to try and change.
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351. I just wish you were here
to forgive me.
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352. I am.
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356. You said Kim was dead.
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357. Because you never remember
who I am.
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358. First year, we hung out,
like, ten times.
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you introduced yourself to me.
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360. That's why I wrote that note.
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361. And then today, it's like
you still don't remember me.
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362. And... and you still assume
from my name that I am a girl.
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363. I had no choice but to make up
that awesome story
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like you hurt me.
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Right?
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waited to hear you say that?
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370. I think because he had
a girl's name,
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371. I never took him seriously.
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372. It happens literally
all the time,
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373. which is insane because 16%
of all people named Kim are men.
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374. - I'm sorry, buddy.
- Don't apologize to this guy.
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375. - You told me to apologize.
- To a dead girl's locker.
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representing the sisterhood.
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377. Thought I was
teaching you a lesson
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you dominate
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380. Not to waste your energy
on some weird, cloying,
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with a girl's name.
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382. Hey!
You are really mean.
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383. Put it in a letter,
Jane Austen.
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384. Prepare to initiate
Protocol Omega.
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385. Good-bye, pillow fort.
You were a beautiful dream.
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386. More than a dream.
It's here.
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dedication
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in the face of mediocrity.
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by the unremarkables.
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Abed.
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to pacify the parasites.
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about their acceptance of me?"
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395. What if it fell
to the Reggies of the world
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or perish?
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397. Now please turn your head
while I crawl away.
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398. I'm going through some stuff
right now.
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400. What's going on?
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402. You had sex with Subway,
and I recorded it.
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403. - Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Hmm.
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to let this one slide.
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406. - What?
- What?
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very strict rules
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but at this point in time,
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from having hearts.
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to express that love
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then... okay, hold on.
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what I think it is?
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416. That... okay, that's...
yeah, that's weird.
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417. That is well out
of the mainstream.
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418. You know,
I was raised in the...
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419. the Bay Area, but I...
I'm a father now.
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420. Subway cannot stand for that,
and frankly, Rick,
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421. - I-I'm surprised you did.
- My name is Subway.
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422. Not anymore.
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423. - The bread is stale.
- No! No!
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424. - Oh, my God.
- Subway, I love you!
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425. - Britta!
- Shut up.
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426. How could you?
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427. Well, if that'll be all,
I'll be on my way.
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428. If someone could
hand me my jacket.
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429. It's right over there on
the coatrack next to the door.
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430. If somebody could just hand it
to me, that would be great.
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431. I guess I'm confused.
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432. Why don't you just grab it
on your way out the door...
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433. You know what?
Now I'm not leaving.
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434. Now I'm just going
to sit for a while
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435. and focus on how unacceptable
today was.
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436. Jeff.
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437. I wanted to apologize.
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438. I never realized I had my own
issues regarding gender roles,
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439. and it was certainly unfair
of me to take them out on Kim.
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440. Mm.
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441. Who's Kim?
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442. Corporate America
has destroyed love.
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443. - Again?
- Subway!
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444. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought
you were someone else.
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445. Britta, you silly.
It is me, Subway.
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446. What?
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447. I had a great time with you
last night in the pillow fort,
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448. the one exception being
the deviant sex act
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449. you initiated
without my consent.
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450. Eat fresh.
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451. Aah!
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452. - Whoa!
- Oh, jeez.
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453. There is a situation
developing in the study room.
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454. I would elaborate,
but I am out of breath
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455. because I walked here
very briskly.
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456. Calm down!
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457. Calm! Down!
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458. - What's going on here?
- Abed won't tear down his fort.
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459. I shouldn't have to compromise
my craftsmanship
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460. - to placate mediocrity.
- Mediocrity?
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461. Okay, b...
boys, boys.
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462. The Guinness rep will be here
in two days.
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463. Can we just flip a coin
to decide who has to back down?
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464. - No.
- No.
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465. Well, I'm Dean,
so I'm making the call.
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466. The pillow fort comes down.
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467. - All right, you stay back.
- Watch it, Star-Burns.
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468. My name is Alex!
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469. This is war!
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470. - Back, back.
- Back.
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471. - Go.
- Back, back, back in the fort.
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472. To be continued.
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473. Sir, it appears that
Troy Barnes' blanket fort
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474. may go to war with Abed Nadir's
pillow fort.
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475. Of course.
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476. Soon Troy and Abed
will be torn asunder,
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477. and an unencumbered Troy
will turn to his destiny...
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478. The air conditioning
repair school.
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479. You are a cold-blooded man,
sir.
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480. Yes.
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481. How unfortunate
for Troy and Abed.
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482. See you in band practice.
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