Clone High 1x3

Directed by Christopher Miller • Phil Lord • Ted Collyer • Harold Harris

Zach Braff as Paul Revere • Andy Dick as Van Gogh (voice) • Tom Green as Himself • Neil Flynn as Carl (voice) • Donald Faison as Wally (voice) • Zach Braff as Paul Revere (voice) • Tom Green as Tom Green (voice) • Nicole Sullivan as Marie Curie (voice) • Andy Dick as Mr. Sheepman (voice) • Donald Faison as Toots / Wally (voice)

Fearing contagion, the Clone High community turns on Gandhi when he is diagnosed with ADHD, which means Abe has to choose between pleasing Cleo and standing up for his best friend.

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1. Previously, on a very special Clone High...

2. Some voted with their heads,

3. some voted with their hearts,

4. Cleopatra voted with her student body,

5. and you, the audience, voted to be absolutely riveted.

6. Check it out.

7. I'm the guy with two French fries up his nose!

8. Get it?

9. That's hilarious, Gandhi.

10. Ah, your impressions are awesome.

11. Uh, spaz?

12. Putting fries up your nose is not an impression.

13. You actually are a guy with fries up his nose.

14. Oh, you like impressions, huh?

15. Hi, I'm Joan of Arc, and I wear a retainer.

16. Hi, I'm Abe Lincoln, and I've never laughed

17. so hard in my life.

18. Up high, honest Abe! Whoo!

19. This bent wire better not cause an overbite,

20. or in three to five years, I'm gonna—

21. Perfect.

22. Oh, sorry.

23. I didn't see you there.

24. I did, but I didn't say anything.

25. Wow, Cleo, you're doing a bang-up job promoting

26. the awareness fair.

27. This year, the theme for the awareness fair is...

28. awareness.

29. - Wow! - That is a good theme.

30. I like it also.

31. And for a fundraiser, I'm hosting

32. an open-mouth kissing booth.

33. Oh, for herpes awareness?

34. Gandhi will take a little sugar right now.

35. Show some respect.

36. JFK'll take a little sugar right now.

37. That was so hot.

38. The girls definitely won't walk away

39. from our kissing booth disappointed.

40. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

41. Whoa!

42. Whoa.

43. whoa!

44. Our open-mouth kissing booth?

45. More like your open-mouth kissing booth.

46. You know my policy regarding fatties.

47. Well, you don't see me complaining

48. about having to kiss poor people.

49. I'm sure you can make an exception for one day.

50. Well, I'm tired of making exceptions, hussy!

51. And I'm tired of playing second fiddle to that pooch.

52. There's nothing going on between me and President Dog.

53. What happened to us, Cleo?

54. I'll bet you let him poop in your backyard too.

55. Ring-a-ding-ding, Mr. Butlertron, babe.

56. Hell of a show last night, Mr. B.

57. What Frank said.

58. Mr. B, I'm the principal,

59. and you're a mere

60. butler/vice principal/ dehumidifier,

61. yet every student says hello to you

62. and ignores me.

63. How can I get close to the students?

64. I try to listen with compassion instead of killing them.

65. Of course!

66. It's that soothing cardigan sweater of yours.

67. Cleo, what are you doing here?

68. I come here whenever I break up with JFK.

69. Seems like I've been here a lot lately.

70. Then these are lucky roses.

71. - How do you mean? - Uh...

72. 'Cause you visit them?

73. Actually, Abe, flowers are

74. just the reproductive organs of plants.

75. They can't tell when someone visits them.

76. But—hmm.

77. I'm just feeling sad.

78. I don't know how I'll manage

79. the open-mouth kissing booth.

80. Well, I could help.

81. I love open-mouth kissing.

82. It's so much more open than closed-mouth kissing.

83. Don't feel alone. God is always with you.

84. Did you just say something?

85. Uh-uh.

86. The voices...

87. Finally!

88. The voices!

89. Come on now.

90. Talk to me.

91. I am not going to open up to you.

92. Lynn, quick, your cardigan.

93. But it's cold and flu season.

94. Give it!

95. Behold, the soothing power of this enchanted sweater vest.

96. Behold it!

97. Do you have a BB gun?

98. I have several.

99. Wanna go shoot birds some time?

100. I would love to!

101. B, D, B, C, C, A, D. Boop! I'm done!

102. Do you mind?

103. We are taking a test.

104. Gandhi, just try and sit still until everyone is finished.

105. Not a problem, Mr. Sheepman.

106. Rhythm is everywhere!

107. It's true. It's everywhere!

108. Darn it, Gandhi!

109. I've had it with your constant fidgeting.

110. Who did that?

111. Your innocent whistling doesn't fool me.

112. I'm 70% sure that farting noise came from you.

113. Hall monitor!

114. I was so on today.

115. What's in here?

116. Quit fidgeting, boy.

117. Can't you see I'm wearing a cardigan?

118. What's his deal, man?

119. Impulsiveness, hyperactivity, short attention span.

120. I'll run the symptoms through my computer.

121. Oh, Wesley.

122. You have A.D.D.

123. A.D.D.?

124. Am I... dying?

125. No, it's A.D.D., attention deficit disorder.

126. You also have A.D.H.D., its hyperactive cousin.

127. Oh, wow.

128. I need a minute to think about this.

129. Hey, check out this extra flappy skin on my elbow.

130. What is that?