1. Surprised he doesn't
make us do that.Copy !req
2. The pack totally has a pecking order.Copy !req
3. And the head hyena,
he's the man, you know.Copy !req
4. All the other ones have to,
like, kiss his ass.Copy !req
5. I mean, literally. It's so gross.Copy !req
6. They have to lick his junk.Copy !req
7. I can't believe
they even showed it on TV.Copy !req
8. Yo, if this is supposed to be all,
like, major-league and all...Copy !req
9. we should have equipment
maintainer guys.Copy !req
10. And water boys, you know?Copy !req
11. Yo, Gatorade me, bitch.Copy !req
12. Get us a couple flunkies in here.Copy !req
13. Treat us right.Copy !req
14. Okay, 15 hours starts now.Copy !req
15. I'm gonna hit it,
if that's cool with you.Copy !req
16. - I don't understand.
- What?Copy !req
17. These numbers,
they just don't add up.Copy !req
18. Told you. Dude's totally boning us.Copy !req
19. No, it's not that.Copy !req
20. It's our output. We're off.
We're.14 percent off.Copy !req
21. Point one-four. That's, what, like—?Copy !req
22. What does that mean?Copy !req
23. It means we should be netting
more than we're netting.Copy !req
24. So how far off are we?Copy !req
25. It's not negligible.Copy !req
26. Ball-parking at it, I'd say
we're a quarter to a half a pound shy.Copy !req
27. That's weird.Copy !req
28. Well, what about spillage?Copy !req
29. Spillage?Copy !req
30. You know, when,
like, just stuff gets spilled.Copy !req
31. Nothing gets spilled.Copy !req
32. A little maybe.Copy !req
33. Nothing gets spilled.Copy !req
34. What about evaporation?Copy !req
35. It wouldn't account for this much.
The materials aren't out that long.Copy !req
36. What about the other one?Copy !req
37. The drops, like on—Copy !req
38. Like on, like, cold beer.Copy !req
39. - Condensation?
- Yeah.Copy !req
40. No.Copy !req
41. Well, what about the crap
that gets left behind?Copy !req
42. You know, all the gunk
we scrape out of the vats.Copy !req
43. Gotta add up to like a gallon each.Copy !req
44. Did you work that in?Copy !req
45. - Vestiges.
- Yeah. Vestiges.Copy !req
46. Bet that's it.Copy !req
47. Bet that's totally it.Copy !req
48. Hey, Mr. White.Copy !req
49. Mr. White.Copy !req
50. Are you okay?Copy !req
51. Yeah. Yeah, why?Copy !req
52. Nothing.Copy !req
53. Are you coming?Copy !req
54. Yeah, in a minute.Copy !req
55. All right, see you tomorrow.Copy !req
56. All right.Copy !req
57. Shit.Copy !req
58. Bastard.Copy !req
59. Son of a—Copy !req
60. Come on, you—Copy !req
61. Come on, come on.Copy !req
62. Son of a—Copy !req
63. Come on.Copy !req
64. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
65. That's great.Copy !req
66. All right.Copy !req
67. You little bastard.Copy !req
68. Shut the door!Copy !req
69. - My ears are popping.
- Shut the door. Move.Copy !req
70. Feels like on an airplane.
What the hell's doing that?Copy !req
71. Positive pressure.Copy !req
72. Positive what?Copy !req
73. God, it frigging kills, yo.Copy !req
74. - Well, just move your jaw around.
- I am moving it around.Copy !req
75. - It's not working.
- Just yawn or something.Copy !req
76. Stop acting like such a baby.Copy !req
77. Damn.Copy !req
78. What positive? Positive what?Copy !req
79. Pressure. I've turned the ventilation up
to keep the outside out.Copy !req
80. There's been a contamination.Copy !req
81. Wait. What?Copy !req
82. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hold up.Copy !req
83. Something got into the lab.Copy !req
84. So, what do we do?Copy !req
85. I mean, do we—?Copy !req
86. Wait. Wait. I mean,
shouldn't we be wearing masks?Copy !req
87. No, no, it's not that kind
of contaminant.Copy !req
88. So it's, like, not dangerous?Copy !req
89. Mr. White, talk to me here.Copy !req
90. Not to us particularly, no.Copy !req
91. What the hell is that?Copy !req
92. This is—Copy !req
93. I made it.Copy !req
94. So exactly what kind of contaminant
are we dealing with here?Copy !req
95. A fly.Copy !req
96. What do you mean?Copy !req
97. A fly, like— Like, what do you mean?Copy !req
98. I mean, a fly. A housefly.Copy !req
99. Like one fly?Copy !req
100. Singular?Copy !req
101. - What did it do?
- It got into the lab.Copy !req
102. I'm trying to get it out.
Okay? Understand?Copy !req
103. No, man, not really. I can't say that
I'm really following you here.Copy !req
104. Dude, you scared the shit out of me!Copy !req
105. When you say it's contamination,
I mean...Copy !req
106. I'm thinking like an Ebola leak
or something.Copy !req
107. Ebola.Copy !req
108. Yeah, it's a disease
on The Discovery Channel...Copy !req
109. where all your intestines sort of
just slip out of your butt.Copy !req
110. Thank you. I know what Ebola is.
Now, tell me.Copy !req
111. What would a West African virus
be doing in our lab?Copy !req
112. So you're chasing around a fly
and in your world, I'm the idiot.Copy !req
113. Jesse, listen.Copy !req
114. This fly—
No, any fly cannot be in our lab.Copy !req
115. It's a problem. It's a contamination.Copy !req
116. And that is in no way a misuse
of the word. Okay?Copy !req
117. So in terms of keeping our cook clean
and our product unadulterated...Copy !req
118. we need to take this very seriously.Copy !req
119. Now do you understand?Copy !req
120. So is that your fly-saber?Copy !req
121. This is a swatter.Copy !req
122. And it happens to work quite well,
thank you.Copy !req
123. Hey, what happened to your head?Copy !req
124. Nothing. I'm fine.Copy !req
125. You didn't hit it,
like really, really hard?Copy !req
126. My head is not the problem, Jesse.
The fly is the problem.Copy !req
127. You didn't happen to maybe try
our product, did you?Copy !req
128. Jesse, I know this seems unusual
to you, a layman.Copy !req
129. A fly. I get it.
It seems insignificant, right?Copy !req
130. But trust me, in a highly controlled
environment such as this...Copy !req
131. any pollutant...Copy !req
132. no matter how small...Copy !req
133. could completely...Copy !req
134. Hello?Copy !req
135. What?Copy !req
136. Were you here all night?Copy !req
137. Have you even slept?Copy !req
138. No. Jesse, look. I'm fine, okay?Copy !req
139. Will you just please focus on—?Copy !req
140. Okay, look, we're running late,
so let's just get started.Copy !req
141. The sooner we do it,
the sooner we're done.Copy !req
142. Fricking finally.Copy !req
143. What are you doing?Copy !req
144. It's time to alkaline.Copy !req
145. Have you not heard a word I said?Copy !req
146. No cooking until this fly
is dealt with.Copy !req
147. Have I been speaking to myself?Copy !req
148. The timer went off, yo.Copy !req
149. How long is this batch gonna be
good for? An hour? Two?Copy !req
150. The batch will be good for nothing
if we don't clear the contaminant.Copy !req
151. "Clear the contaminant."Copy !req
152. We're making meth here, all right?
Not space shuttles.Copy !req
153. We're making nothing until
we catch this fly.Copy !req
154. What fly? All right?Copy !req
155. Where the hell is this fly?
Not like I even seen the thing.Copy !req
156. Maybe your positive pressure blew it
out the door or something.Copy !req
157. No, no, it is here. It is around, okay?Copy !req
158. He's around, and I am not going
to expose this batch...Copy !req
159. to the open air and contamination,
period.Copy !req
160. Now, you can leave me to deal with
this myself or you can help me.Copy !req
161. But you are right.
We're running out of time.Copy !req
162. So I need your answer right now.Copy !req
163. Okay.Copy !req
164. Hey, tick-tock, yo.Copy !req
165. Look, I like making cherry product,
but let's keep it real, all right?Copy !req
166. We make poison for people
who don't care.Copy !req
167. We probably have the most un-picky
customers in the world.Copy !req
168. No, no, no. No rationalizing.Copy !req
169. We'll find it any minute.
Don't give up.Copy !req
170. Did you know that there's
an acceptable level of rat turds...Copy !req
171. that can go into candy bars?Copy !req
172. That's the government, Jack.Copy !req
173. Even the government doesn't care
that much about quality.Copy !req
174. You know what is okay to put
in hotdogs, huh?Copy !req
175. Pig lips and assholes.Copy !req
176. But I say, hey, have at it, bitches,
because I love hotdogs.Copy !req
177. - And, you know, see what I'm try—?
- What are you doing?Copy !req
178. Oh, hey.Copy !req
179. Look, let me just top it off,
all right, really quick.Copy !req
180. You know, a little sodium hydroxide,
shut the lid.Copy !req
181. No harm done. Then we're golden.Copy !req
182. It stays closed. That's an order.Copy !req
183. You can't order shit, Adolf, all right?
We're 50-50 partners, remember?Copy !req
184. God, what is your problem?Copy !req
185. Freaking psycho.Copy !req
186. - Jesse.
- Oh, God.Copy !req
187. - It, like, hit bone.
- Jesse.Copy !req
188. Jesse.Copy !req
189. You see it, right?Copy !req
190. You see it?Copy !req
191. Yeah.Copy !req
192. Get it.Copy !req
193. You want me to get it?Copy !req
194. Yes.Copy !req
195. Slow. Move slowly.Copy !req
196. I know. I'm moving slowly, yeah.Copy !req
197. Absolutely. I'm just gonna need
your swatter thing.Copy !req
198. Come on.Copy !req
199. Oh, yeah. It's okay, come on.Copy !req
200. Yeah.Copy !req
201. - Yeah, come on.
- Just make it count.Copy !req
202. Yeah, no, no, I'm gonna—
I'm gonna make it count, all right.Copy !req
203. Okay. Now, on three.Copy !req
204. Okay.Copy !req
205. One—Copy !req
206. Motherfuck—!Copy !req
207. Yeah. You like that, huh?
Hurts, huh?Copy !req
208. - Did you get it?
- I think so, yeah.Copy !req
209. - Where is it?
- I don't know. What does it matter?Copy !req
210. Who cares? I got it.Copy !req
211. - Oh, Jesus, seriously?
- Where is it?Copy !req
212. It's right there. Look.Copy !req
213. Look. See? I told you I got it.Copy !req
214. This is a raisin.Copy !req
215. Look, I definitely got it, man, all ri—Copy !req
216. Oh, man.Copy !req
217. He's got some skills, yo.Copy !req
218. I'll give him that.Copy !req
219. Look.Copy !req
220. I feel like I'm running out of ways
to explain this to you...Copy !req
221. but once more, I shall try.Copy !req
222. This fly is a major problem for us.Copy !req
223. It will ruin our batch.Copy !req
224. And we need to destroy it
and every trace of it so we can cook.Copy !req
225. Failing that...Copy !req
226. we're dead.Copy !req
227. There is no more room for error.Copy !req
228. Not with these people.Copy !req
229. All right, how about we go
get some air?Copy !req
230. "Get some air"?Copy !req
231. Your answer to,
"We're sliding headfirst...Copy !req
232. - ... into a massive crap—"
- Hey, hey, hey, Mr. White.Copy !req
233. All right, I understand that the fly
is a serious thing now.Copy !req
234. All right? I'm on board.Copy !req
235. I'm just saying, you know,
maybe if we went and got some air...Copy !req
236. it would help us come up with a plan
on how to catch it.Copy !req
237. Then come back down here
and subtract his ass.Copy !req
238. - Oh, wait, do you have your keys?
- Yeah.Copy !req
239. You sure? Last thing we need
is to get locked out.Copy !req
240. Yeah. Hey!Copy !req
241. If you're not gonna help me,
stay out of my way!Copy !req
242. Hey!Copy !req
243. Yo, yo, does somebody have
an ax I can use?Copy !req
244. There we go.Copy !req
245. Say good night.Copy !req
246. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
247. Son of a—Copy !req
248. Damn it.Copy !req
249. Where in the hell is that...?Copy !req
250. What the hell?Copy !req
251. Need some juice maybe?Copy !req
252. Knock yourself out.Copy !req
253. It's a real one.Copy !req
254. Yeah, like yours was working.Copy !req
255. No, no, no.Copy !req
256. Look, we're trying to decontaminate.Copy !req
257. You don't decontaminate by
contaminating further.Copy !req
258. What the hell is all this?Copy !req
259. Here, how about this?Copy !req
260. "Non-toxic glue strips."Copy !req
261. Yeah, baby. It's got pheromones,
all right? I got a butt-load.Copy !req
262. We hang them up all over the place.
It won't be able to resist.Copy !req
263. I sure hope we have enough.Copy !req
264. I'm gonna go out on a limb
and say yeah.Copy !req
265. Do you see him?Copy !req
266. How long do you think
you've been awake?Copy !req
267. Why do you keep asking me that?Copy !req
268. Just figure, you know, you could use
some coffee, is all. I know I could.Copy !req
269. How about it?Copy !req
270. Yeah.Copy !req
271. - You take cream and sugar?
- Black is fine.Copy !req
272. Why don't you just leave him be?Copy !req
273. Let the traps do the work.Copy !req
274. These pheromones are supposed
to kick ass.Copy !req
275. Bet we catch this mofo any second.Copy !req
276. Thank you.Copy !req
277. You ever have, like, a wild animal
trapped in your house?Copy !req
278. Not that I can recall, no.Copy !req
279. We did, this one time,
back when it was my aunt's house...Copy !req
280. back before she died of cancer.Copy !req
281. It was a possum.
Big freaky-looking bitch.Copy !req
282. Hey, since when did they change it
to "opossum"?Copy !req
283. What's up with that? I mean, when
I was coming up, it was just "possum."Copy !req
284. You know, "opossum" makes it sound
like he's Irish or something.Copy !req
285. I mean, why they gotta go
changing everything?Copy !req
286. Whatever. It's just big rats anyways.Copy !req
287. Giant pink-tailed rats
with their pink rat faces.Copy !req
288. Totally freaky, like alien rats.Copy !req
289. Actually, it's not so much
that he got trapped...Copy !req
290. but he was living there,
you know, under the house.Copy !req
291. You could hear him going from,
like, room to room...Copy !req
292. always scurrying around.Copy !req
293. Sometimes I'd see him outside at night
and it would just, you know, freeze.Copy !req
294. I mean, it's like you're not looking
right at it, right?Copy !req
295. I mean, it thinks it's fooling you.Copy !req
296. That's what they do.
I mean, they play dead or whatever.Copy !req
297. It's just so lame.Copy !req
298. Is there a discernible point
to this story?Copy !req
299. A point that you'll be arriving at
sometime in the near future?Copy !req
300. It was just a total bitch to get out.
You know, it took forever.Copy !req
301. Guy came, set all these traps and all
and he finally got it.Copy !req
302. But my aunt, you know,
she didn't believe it.Copy !req
303. I mean, she kept insisting
she could still hear the thing.Copy !req
304. I mean, you could not tell her
any different.Copy !req
305. She started keeping an old umbrella,
you know, by her chair.Copy !req
306. Man, she would just bang on the floor
and yell at it.Copy !req
307. Even gave it a name.Copy !req
308. It was Scrabble.Copy !req
309. Yeah, that was it.Copy !req
310. You know,
"Scrabble, just knock it off."Copy !req
311. She got like that toward the end.Copy !req
312. Got obsessive about stuff.
Just got mad about stuff.Copy !req
313. We didn't know what was up.Copy !req
314. It wasn't like her to be that way.Copy !req
315. But it turned out that the cancer
had spread to her brain...Copy !req
316. and that was why.Copy !req
317. It metastasized.Copy !req
318. But it was good that that was when
we decided to take her to the doctor...Copy !req
319. because then we knew
what was up.Copy !req
320. You know, got her some treatment.Copy !req
321. Meds, so she wasn't stressing
all the time.Copy !req
322. It was a lot better after that.Copy !req
323. You know, she was a lot happier.Copy !req
324. Where the hell is he?Copy !req
325. I've been to my oncologist, Jesse...Copy !req
326. just last week.Copy !req
327. I'm still in remission.Copy !req
328. I'm healthy.Copy !req
329. Okay, so good. Great.Copy !req
330. Well...Copy !req
331. no end in sight.Copy !req
332. That's great.Copy !req
333. Well...Copy !req
334. I missed it.Copy !req
335. There was some perfect moment
and it passed me right by.Copy !req
336. I had to have enough to leave them.Copy !req
337. That was the whole point.Copy !req
338. I mean, none of this—Copy !req
339. None of this makes any sense
if I didn't have enough.Copy !req
340. But it had to be
before she found out. Skyler.Copy !req
341. It had to be before that.Copy !req
342. Perfect moment for what?Copy !req
343. To drop dead?Copy !req
344. What, you saying you wanna die?Copy !req
345. I'm saying I've lived too long.Copy !req
346. I mean...Copy !req
347. you want them to actually miss you,
you know?Copy !req
348. You want their memories of you
to be...Copy !req
349. But she just won't—Copy !req
350. She just won't understand.Copy !req
351. I mean, no matter how well
I explain it...Copy !req
352. these days, she just has this—Copy !req
353. This—Copy !req
354. I mean, I truly believe there exists
some combination of words.Copy !req
355. There must exist certain words
in a certain specific order...Copy !req
356. that would explain all of this,
but with her, I just—Copy !req
357. I just can't ever seem to find them.Copy !req
358. Mr. White,
how about you just sit down?Copy !req
359. You know, I was thinking maybe
before the fugue state...Copy !req
360. but before the fugue state,
I didn't have enough money.Copy !req
361. So no, not then.Copy !req
362. And plus,
my daughter wasn't born yet.Copy !req
363. It had to be after Holly was born.Copy !req
364. Mr. White—Copy !req
365. Definitely before the surgery.Copy !req
366. Oh, Christ.Copy !req
367. That damn second cell phone.Copy !req
368. I mean, how could I possibly...?Copy !req
369. I know the moment.Copy !req
370. It was the night Jane died.Copy !req
371. Yeah, I—Copy !req
372. I was at home
and we needed diapers...Copy !req
373. and so I said I'd go,
but it was just an excuse.Copy !req
374. Actually, that was the night
I brought you your money, remember?Copy !req
375. Yeah, I remember.Copy !req
376. But afterward, I stopped at a bar.Copy !req
377. It was odd.
I never do that, go to a bar alone.Copy !req
378. I just walked in, sat down.Copy !req
379. I never told you.Copy !req
380. That you went to a bar?Copy !req
381. No, I...Copy !req
382. I sit down and this man,
this stranger...Copy !req
383. he engages me in conversation.Copy !req
384. He's a complete stranger.Copy !req
385. But he turns out to be Jane's father,
Donald Margolis.Copy !req
386. What are you talking about?Copy !req
387. Of course, I didn't know it
at the time.Copy !req
388. I mean, he was just some guy
in a bar.Copy !req
389. I didn't put it together until after the
crash when he was all over the news.Copy !req
390. Jane's dad.Copy !req
391. I mean, think of the odds.Copy !req
392. Once I tried to calculate them,
but they're astronomical.Copy !req
393. I mean, think of the odds of me
going in, sitting down...Copy !req
394. that night in that bar
next to that man.Copy !req
395. What did you talk about?Copy !req
396. Water on Mars.Copy !req
397. Family.Copy !req
398. What about family?Copy !req
399. I told him that I had a daughter
and he told me he had one too.Copy !req
400. Then he said:Copy !req
401. "Never give up on family."Copy !req
402. And I didn't.Copy !req
403. I took his advice.Copy !req
404. The universe is random.
It's not inevitable.Copy !req
405. It's simple chaos.Copy !req
406. It's subatomic particles
in endless aimless collision.Copy !req
407. That's what science teaches us.Copy !req
408. But what is this saying?Copy !req
409. What is it telling us when, on the very
night that this man's daughter dies...Copy !req
410. it's me who's having a drink
with him?Copy !req
411. I mean, how can that be random?Copy !req
412. Hey, come on. Hey, sit down.Copy !req
413. No, no. No, it's—Copy !req
414. No. No.Copy !req
415. No, that was the moment.Copy !req
416. That night.Copy !req
417. I should never have left home.Copy !req
418. Never gone to your house.Copy !req
419. Maybe things would have...Copy !req
420. Oh, thought I was—Copy !req
421. I was at home watching TV.Copy !req
422. It was some—Copy !req
423. Some nature program
about elephants.Copy !req
424. And Skyler and Holly
were in another room.Copy !req
425. I could hear them
on the baby monitor.Copy !req
426. She was singing a lullaby.Copy !req
427. If I had just lived right up
to that moment...Copy !req
428. and not one second more...Copy !req
429. that would have been perfect.Copy !req
430. He's not coming down.Copy !req
431. Must be Thailand-hot up there.Copy !req
432. That's why he likes it.Copy !req
433. Thailand's hot, right?Copy !req
434. Yeah.Copy !req
435. Then that's why.Copy !req
436. - Oh, Jesus.
- Hey, hey, wait. Here.Copy !req
437. He's not coming down.Copy !req
438. He's staying up there forever.Copy !req
439. What are you—? What are you doing?Copy !req
440. What do you think?
I'm gonna get that bitch.Copy !req
441. No, you're gonna break your neck.Copy !req
442. Yeah, yeah. Just—Copy !req
443. No, seriously, you're—
This is a bad idea.Copy !req
444. Damn it.Copy !req
445. Jesse.Copy !req
446. Just hold onto it.Copy !req
447. Hold it still?Copy !req
448. Jesse.Copy !req
449. I'm sorry.Copy !req
450. Sorry for what, being a lunatic?Copy !req
451. I'm sorry about Jane.Copy !req
452. Yeah.Copy !req
453. Me too.Copy !req
454. I mean...Copy !req
455. I'm very sorry.Copy !req
456. It's not your fault.Copy !req
457. It's not mine either.Copy !req
458. It's no one's fault, not even hers.Copy !req
459. You know, we are who we are,
Mr. White.Copy !req
460. You know, two junkies
with a duffel bag full of cash.Copy !req
461. Like you said, we both would've
been dead within a week.Copy !req
462. But I miss her, though.Copy !req
463. God, I do.Copy !req
464. Jesse.Copy !req
465. Come down.Copy !req
466. Wait. I'm so close.Copy !req
467. Let it go.Copy !req
468. We need to cook.Copy !req
469. What about the contamination?Copy !req
470. It's all contaminated.Copy !req
471. All right, well...Copy !req
472. I definitely scared him.Copy !req
473. Probably stay out of our way.Copy !req
474. Yeah!Copy !req
475. Somebody got got, yo!Copy !req
476. Did you see that, Mr. Wh—?Copy !req
477. Bins are packed?Copy !req
478. Bins are packed.Copy !req
479. How's the yield?Copy !req
480. Two-oh-two and change.Copy !req
481. You okay getting home?Copy !req
482. Yeah. Better. Thanks.Copy !req
483. Mañana, then.Copy !req
484. Jesse, come here.Copy !req
485. I couldn't chance saying it inside.Copy !req
486. For all I know,
the lab's wired for sound.Copy !req
487. That half a pound
I said we were off by.Copy !req
488. Now, I'm not accusing you, but if...Copy !req
489. You understand?
And if they ever found out...Copy !req
490. I didn't take shit.Copy !req
491. I'm just saying that
I won't be able to protect you.Copy !req
492. Who's asking you to?Copy !req