1. Are you okay?Copy !req
2. - You are a lifesaver.
- Yeah, man.Copy !req
3. - We can't thank you enough.
- No, hey, mad props.Copy !req
4. I could have sworn the guy said south.Copy !req
5. But then all of a sudden
we're off the main road.Copy !req
6. I'm trying to read the map while
driving, a bonehead maneuver.Copy !req
7. And then all of a sudden, bam,
we're in that ditch.Copy !req
8. Yeah, bam. I'm like,
"What the hell?" You know?Copy !req
9. Yes. Oh, yes, and my coffee mug.
Of coffee? My mug of coffee.Copy !req
10. It spills all over my pants, I mean—
Just a nightmare.Copy !req
11. There's your Sony GPS,
I mean, for real.Copy !req
12. Let's just...Copy !req
13. Like I said,
we couldn't be more grateful.Copy !req
14. Can't we just dump them here?Copy !req
15. What, and somebody finds them?Copy !req
16. Then what?Copy !req
17. People have seen us.Copy !req
18. Hey, you're gonna flood it, man.Copy !req
19. I'm not gonna flood it.
She's not gonna flood, all right?Copy !req
20. We're just gonna stay positive, right?Copy !req
21. We're gonna clean up this mess.Copy !req
22. And you, start.Copy !req
23. Goddamn it. See, you flooded it.Copy !req
24. All right.Copy !req
25. All right. You know what?
The RV is going to start now.Copy !req
26. The RV is going to start right now.Copy !req
27. It's gonna start.
We're gonna drive it to your house.Copy !req
28. - My house?
- Your house.Copy !req
29. We're gonna drive it over there
and park it overnight.Copy !req
30. - And then tomorrow—
- Man, not my house.Copy !req
31. Shut up. Shut up.Copy !req
32. After we finish
cleaning up this mess...Copy !req
33. we will go our separate ways.Copy !req
34. Our paths will never cross.Copy !req
35. And we will tell this to no one.Copy !req
36. Understood?Copy !req
37. Oh, what, I can talk now?Copy !req
38. Fine. That goes double for me.Copy !req
39. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
40. Be good to me.Copy !req
41. Yes!Copy !req
42. Yes. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
43. Thank you.Copy !req
44. Oh, shit.Copy !req
45. Walt?Copy !req
46. You coming out?Copy !req
47. Yeah, absolutely.Copy !req
48. We've got looky-loos
in both directions, Dan.Copy !req
49. Better plan on being late
if you're going to work.Copy !req
50. This is Lisa in the Skycopter, we'll have
more Albuquerque traffic on the hour.Copy !req
51. Hey, you wanna hear
something funny?Copy !req
52. We had a faculty meeting
last Thursday...Copy !req
53. and the topic was
senior-class photos...Copy !req
54. and how we had instituted
a new rule last year...Copy !req
55. that seniors are allowed
to have photos taken...Copy !req
56. by a photographer of their choice.Copy !req
57. You know, not necessarily
the photographer...Copy !req
58. that the school hires, right? So—Copy !req
59. So anyway,
some of the senior girls...Copy !req
60. were going to that Glamour Shots
place to have their photos taken.Copy !req
61. And now they're bringing us
all these photos...Copy !req
62. and Joan Everman—
You know Joan.Copy !req
63. —suddenly has to go through
all the photos...Copy !req
64. and turn them down
because they show cleavage.Copy !req
65. Did you get enough
pancakes, sweetie?Copy !req
66. Yeah. I'm good.Copy !req
67. Okay.Copy !req
68. You know, even the
small-busted girls have cleavage.Copy !req
69. Apparently there's some new type of
brassiere or something.Copy !req
70. The Wonderbra.Copy !req
71. It's the Wonderbra.Copy !req
72. Yeah?Copy !req
73. Okay.Copy !req
74. Hey there. You've reached Walt,
Skyler and Walter Jr.Copy !req
75. We can't come to the phone right now,
so please leave us a message.Copy !req
76. Hello, Mr. White.
This is AT&T calling.Copy !req
77. Are you happy with your current
long-distance service?Copy !req
78. Because if you're not,
I would definitely really, really love...Copy !req
79. to talk to you
as soon as possible about—Copy !req
80. Hello, this is Walter White speaking.Copy !req
81. You said he was
practically dead, okay?Copy !req
82. You said he would die any minute.Copy !req
83. Listen, I am having breakfast
with my family right now...Copy !req
84. and I really don't appreciate
these sales calls.Copy !req
85. Well, too bad, man,
because guess what.Copy !req
86. He's still not dead.Copy !req
87. I went and put my ear to the RV.Copy !req
88. I can hear him, like,
rolling around in there, all right?Copy !req
89. I think he's awake, man.
I think he's trying to get loose.Copy !req
90. Where the hell are you?
I'm freaking out here.Copy !req
91. - Calm down, damn it.
- You gonna help me clean this up?Copy !req
92. - We got loose ends here.
- Calm down.Copy !req
93. I will be there after school.Copy !req
94. After school. Are you shitting me?Copy !req
95. Ditch it, man. Call in sick.Copy !req
96. Listen, that is just
not gonna work for me.Copy !req
97. I'm not interested in that at all.Copy !req
98. And I would appreciate it
if you don't call here anymore.Copy !req
99. Damn. They're so annoying,
those people.Copy !req
100. - You have a good day, sweetie.
- Okay, Mom. You too.Copy !req
101. Bye, honey.Copy !req
102. - Drive safe.
- Okay.Copy !req
103. Yo, yo, yo, 1, 4, 8, 3 to the 3
to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ.Copy !req
104. What up, beyotch?
Leave it at the tone.Copy !req
105. So the term "chiral"...Copy !req
106. derives from the
Greek word "hand."Copy !req
107. Now, the concept here being that just
as your left hand and your right hand...Copy !req
108. are mirror images of one another,
right, identical and yet opposite...Copy !req
109. well, so, too,
organic compounds can exist...Copy !req
110. as mirror-image forms
of one another...Copy !req
111. all the way down
at the molecular level.Copy !req
112. But although they may
look the same...Copy !req
113. they don't always behave the same.Copy !req
114. For instance...Copy !req
115. For instance.Copy !req
116. I'm sorry. For instance...Copy !req
117. Thalidomide.Copy !req
118. The right-handed isomer
of the drug thalidomide...Copy !req
119. is a perfectly fine, good medicine...Copy !req
120. to give to a pregnant woman
to prevent morning sickness.Copy !req
121. But make the mistake of giving
that same pregnant woman...Copy !req
122. the left-handed isomer
of the drug thalidomide...Copy !req
123. and her child will be born
with horrible birth defects.Copy !req
124. Which is precisely what happened
in the 1950s.Copy !req
125. So chiral, chirality,
mirrored images, right?Copy !req
126. Active, inactive, good, bad.Copy !req
127. So.Copy !req
128. - Yes, Ben.
- Is this gonna be on the murder?Copy !req
129. What?Copy !req
130. Is this gonna be on the midterm?Copy !req
131. Chirality on the midterm?
No, no. Well, maybe.Copy !req
132. Maybe. Yes, you know—
But prepare for it to be on the midterm.Copy !req
133. Can't hurt to know it, right? So—Copy !req
134. Knowledge is power.Copy !req
135. Oh, no. Oh, no, no. No.Copy !req
136. Not good. Not good, not good.Copy !req
137. What the—?Copy !req
138. Hey. Hey. Hey, you.Copy !req
139. Hey, listen, you.Copy !req
140. No, no, no!Copy !req
141. Oh, God.Copy !req
142. Okay.Copy !req
143. MILFs?Copy !req
144. The hell is a MILF?Copy !req
145. Now what?Copy !req
146. Lock the other one out in the RV.Copy !req
147. He's:Copy !req
148. - You're sure?
- Yes.Copy !req
149. - You're positive?
- You know what?Copy !req
150. - Feel free to go check.
- Good idea. Maybe I should...Copy !req
151. before he, too, wanders off
down the street.Copy !req
152. - Okay, you know what? I am sick—
- All right.Copy !req
153. Just—Copy !req
154. The one downstairs,
tell me about him.Copy !req
155. Oh, come on. Anything. Something.
Start with his name, at least.Copy !req
156. Krazy-8.Copy !req
157. Krazy-8.
What the hell does that even mean?Copy !req
158. I don't know, man, okay? It means,
like, Krazy-8, okay? I don't know.Copy !req
159. So you work with him regularly.Copy !req
160. No, not him so much.Copy !req
161. - His cousin, mainly.
- Who's his cousin?Copy !req
162. - The guy out in the RV.
- All right, all right, all right.Copy !req
163. Krazy-8's one level higher.Copy !req
164. One level higher.Copy !req
165. Yeah, you know.
Not, like, street level. Higher.Copy !req
166. You know how there's, like,
a Starbucks on every corner?Copy !req
167. Krazy-8 is like the dude that sells
Starbucks' beans.Copy !req
168. Okay, so he's a distributor.Copy !req
169. Okay, so is he...? I mean, is...?Copy !req
170. In other words,
what is his reputation for violence?Copy !req
171. Well, he did try to kill us both
yesterday, so there's that.Copy !req
172. Look, what I'm trying to say
is that he's a distributor, right?Copy !req
173. He's a businessman.
He's a man of business.Copy !req
174. It would therefore
seem to follow that he is...Copy !req
175. capable of acting out of
mutual self-interest, yes?Copy !req
176. What?Copy !req
177. Do you think he is capable
of listening to reason?Copy !req
178. What kind of reason? You mean,
"Dear Krazy-8, hey, listen...Copy !req
179. if I let you go, you promise not to
come back and waste my entire family?Copy !req
180. No Colombian neckties?"
That kind of reason?Copy !req
181. No, man, I can't say as I have high
fucking hopes where that's concerned.Copy !req
182. What was that?Copy !req
183. What was what?Copy !req
184. We didn't tie him up.Copy !req
185. - Why the hell didn't we tie him up?
- Oh, God.Copy !req
186. - Because he was out cold.
- Yeah, but what if he's faking it?Copy !req
187. You know, like, if it was me,
I'd be all faking being knocked out, yo.Copy !req
188. And then, when the coast is clear,
I'd be up looking for weapons and shit.Copy !req
189. Ready to pounce.Copy !req
190. No, see. Now, if it was me...Copy !req
191. and I couldn't find
a decent enough weapon...Copy !req
192. I would just lie back down
and bide my time.Copy !req
193. So now what do we do?Copy !req
194. You keep asking me that
like you think I have some answer.Copy !req
195. - Well, you gotta do something.
- We.Copy !req
196. We have got to do something,
and I am open to suggestions.Copy !req
197. Man, okay,
this whole thing was your deal.Copy !req
198. Don't you dare put that on me.Copy !req
199. You brought those guys out there.
This is your responsibility.Copy !req
200. Like I came to you,
begging to cook meth.Copy !req
201. "Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know,
you wanna come cook crystal?" Please.Copy !req
202. I'd ask my diaper-wearing granny...Copy !req
203. but her wheelchair wouldn't fit
in the RV.Copy !req
204. What about the phosphate gas?Copy !req
205. Phosphine gas. What about it?Copy !req
206. I mean, do you think
it still might kill him?Copy !req
207. You know, with, like,
a delayed reaction or something?Copy !req
208. I don't know.Copy !req
209. - You're supposed to be a scientist.
- Look.Copy !req
210. This isn't even the issue
that demands immediate attention.Copy !req
211. We have got a body in that RV.
And it's getting warmer outside.Copy !req
212. Understand?Copy !req
213. And we have got to
do something about that soon.Copy !req
214. And in a way that
no one will ever find it.Copy !req
215. Now, that last part
is very, very important.Copy !req
216. Therefore, it seems to me...Copy !req
217. that our best course of action
would be chemical disincorporation.Copy !req
218. Dissolving in strong acid.Copy !req
219. Oh, man, that's messed up.Copy !req
220. I mean, you're not serious.Copy !req
221. You serious?Copy !req
222. Well, who's gonna do that?Copy !req
223. And don't look at me.Copy !req
224. I guess we'll both do it together.Copy !req
225. No, Mr. White, okay,
I'm not good with dead bodies.Copy !req
226. Look, we are in this fifty-fifty. Okay?Copy !req
227. I guess the only other fair way
to go about this would be...Copy !req
228. that one of us deals with
the body situation...Copy !req
229. while the other one of us deals with
the Krazy-8 situation.Copy !req
230. In a scenario like this,
I don't suppose it is bad form...Copy !req
231. to just flip a coin.Copy !req
232. - Heads or tails?
- No, I'll do the body in the acid, okay?Copy !req
233. Heads or tails?Copy !req
234. Heads. Heads.Copy !req
235. Best two out of three?Copy !req
236. Yo, yo, yo, 1, 4, 8, 3 to the 3
to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ.Copy !req
237. What up, beyotch?
Leave it at the tone.Copy !req
238. Hey, Mr. White, it's me. Pick up.Copy !req
239. I got a container question.Copy !req
240. Hello, Mr. White.
Pick up the phone, man.Copy !req
241. - Yes.
- Yo, what kind of plastic, man?Copy !req
242. Polyethylene.Copy !req
243. How the hell am I
supposed to know that?Copy !req
244. Because I told you.Copy !req
245. Look, just look at the bottom
for a triangle...Copy !req
246. stamped LDPE.Copy !req
247. It should be molded into the plastic.Copy !req
248. Yeah, yeah, yeah, LDPE.
Right on, got it.Copy !req
249. I don't know, man.
This feels kind of flimsy.Copy !req
250. Any decent acid's
gonna eat right through this.Copy !req
251. - Not hydrofluoric.
- Why not?Copy !req
252. Look, you skipped, clowned around...Copy !req
253. or otherwise jerked off
through every lecture I ever gave.Copy !req
254. As far as I'm concerned,
your chemistry education is over.Copy !req
255. Oh, okay, be a dick about it. Jesus.Copy !req
256. So, hey, have you done the thing?Copy !req
257. Yeah, I'm working up to it.Copy !req
258. You know what?
I bet he doesn't even wake up.Copy !req
259. You know, not even if you took him
to the hospital right now.Copy !req
260. Now, if it was me,
I would just try and think of it...Copy !req
261. like I was doing him a favor.Copy !req
262. I need a check approval
on checkstand eight.Copy !req
263. Approval on checkstand eight, please.
Thank you.Copy !req
264. Yeah.Copy !req
265. Who's there?Copy !req
266. What, you fucking break in?
Show me who's there.Copy !req
267. Yeah. I see you.Copy !req
268. What you gonna do?Copy !req
269. Hey.Copy !req
270. Hey—!Copy !req
271. Hey.Copy !req
272. I need water.Copy !req
273. Hey, hello.Copy !req
274. Bring me some water, would you?Copy !req
275. Please.Copy !req
276. You don't like the crust?Copy !req
277. Where's my cousin Emilio?Copy !req
278. He dead?Copy !req
279. Oh, I'm a coward.Copy !req
280. Hey, Mr. White. Hey, Mr. White?Copy !req
281. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
282. Are you smoking weed? Oh, my God.Copy !req
283. Wait a minute, is that my weed?Copy !req
284. What the hell, man? Make yourself
at home, why don't you?Copy !req
285. - So, what'd you end up buying?
- Nothing.Copy !req
286. No store in town sells a plastic bin
big enough for a body.Copy !req
287. I don't suppose
you could buy two bins?Copy !req
288. And just:Copy !req
289. Legs in one, torso in the other?Copy !req
290. Oh, God.Copy !req
291. I don't suppose
you could kiss my ass?Copy !req
292. So...Copy !req
293. how'd it go?Copy !req
294. - You didn't do it?
- Not yet.Copy !req
295. Oh, God.Copy !req
296. - Oh, damn. I gotta go.
- Hey, hey.Copy !req
297. What? No, no, no. Come back here.Copy !req
298. - Sorry. I'll do it tomorrow, I promise.
- Tomorrow.Copy !req
299. I've got a doctor's appointment.
I gotta go.Copy !req
300. Look, stay away from him.
He's awake.Copy !req
301. Hey, man, we flipped a coin.Copy !req
302. We flipped a coin.Copy !req
303. We're good?Copy !req
304. We're very good.
We're excellent, I'd say.Copy !req
305. Oh, would you look at that face?
Smile, peanut.Copy !req
306. So who's up for knowing?Copy !req
307. It's...Copy !req
308. Yeah.Copy !req
309. - Girl.
- Girl?Copy !req
310. - You sure?
- Pretty sure.Copy !req
311. Oh, God. Can I tell you,
that's exactly what I was hoping.Copy !req
312. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
313. You remember you said that
when she's 16 and starts dating.Copy !req
314. Looking fabulous. Let me see
if they're done with the blood sugar...Copy !req
315. then we'll get you out of here.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
316. Who's Jesse Pinkman?Copy !req
317. - Jesse...?
- Jesse Pinkman.Copy !req
318. He called just this morning.Copy !req
319. - Walt, please don't deny it.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
320. It says on his MyShout page
he attended Wynne.Copy !req
321. - Was he one of your students?
- Yeah.Copy !req
322. He was nobody.Copy !req
323. Who is he to you? Why is he calling?
What is this big secret...Copy !req
324. you seem to be discussing
with some druggie burnout?Copy !req
325. You don't come home last night until 2
in the morning. You don't tell me...Copy !req
326. where you've been. You spent
the entire night in the bathroom, Walt.Copy !req
327. Tell me what's going on with you.
Don't you think you owe me that?Copy !req
328. Who is this Jesse Pinkman to you?Copy !req
329. He sells me pot.Copy !req
330. - He sells you pot?
- Marijuana, yeah.Copy !req
331. Not a lot. I mean, I don't know.Copy !req
332. I kind of like it.Copy !req
333. Are you out of your mind?
What are you, like, 16 years old?Copy !req
334. Your brother-in-law is a DEA agent.
What is wrong with you?Copy !req
335. Look, Skyler...Copy !req
336. I just haven't
quite been myself lately.Copy !req
337. - Yeah. No shit. Thanks for noticing.
- I haven't been myself lately...Copy !req
338. but I love you.Copy !req
339. Nothing about that has changed.
Nothing ever will.Copy !req
340. So right now, what I need...Copy !req
341. is for you to climb down
out of my ass.Copy !req
342. Can you do that?
Will you do that for me, honey?Copy !req
343. Will you please, just once,
get off my ass?Copy !req
344. You know.Copy !req
345. I'd appreciate it. I really would.Copy !req
346. Stop.Copy !req
347. Stop in 15 minutes.Copy !req
348. Your face is too sharp.Copy !req
349. Powder. Powder!
Take a powder, go on.Copy !req
350. Nice. Beautiful talcum powder.
Lucky you, number eight.Copy !req
351. Just meat,
it's all just a bunch of meat.Copy !req
352. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
353. You're cool, you're cool.Copy !req
354. You're all good, you're all—
You're all good. You know it.Copy !req
355. It's fine. It's just a bunch of meat.
Come on. You're good.Copy !req
356. Excuse me.Copy !req
357. Excuse me. You. Yes, you.
May I talk to you?Copy !req
358. Hey, hey, hey.
This is private property.Copy !req
359. - Just a minute. I wanna talk to you.
- No, not interested.Copy !req
360. - Come on.
- Hey, don't touch me. Do not touch me.Copy !req
361. All right. Look, not touching.
Not touching.Copy !req
362. Look, lady, whatever you're selling,
I ain't buying, yo.Copy !req
363. Well, my name is Skyler White, yo.
My husband is Walter White, yo.Copy !req
364. He told me everything.Copy !req
365. - Seriously?
- That's right.Copy !req
366. And just so you know,
my brother-in-law is a DEA agent...Copy !req
367. and I will not hesitate to call him.
Not if I have to. Understood?Copy !req
368. This is your one and only warning.Copy !req
369. Do not sell marijuana to my husband.Copy !req
370. - Okay.
- I mean it. Don't call our house again.Copy !req
371. You stay away from him,
or you will be one sorry individual.Copy !req
372. - You get me?
- I think so, yeah.Copy !req
373. No more marijuana. I can dig it.Copy !req
374. You can dig it. Wonderful.Copy !req
375. Not that it's any of my business,
but you might wanna consider...Copy !req
376. a different line of work.Copy !req
377. Okay.Copy !req
378. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go to your house, you know.Copy !req
379. Makes perfect sense. Let's
completely screw up your house...Copy !req
380. so you never wanna spend another
night in it. Sure. You know, why not?Copy !req
381. Yeah, and how's about
I send over my psycho-bitch wife...Copy !req
382. to, you know, break your balls
and threaten you?Copy !req
383. God, that would be hilarious,
you know.Copy !req
384. And then, you know,
the killer in the basement...Copy !req
385. the one who's completely
my responsibility...Copy !req
386. hell, let's just
let him live down there.Copy !req
387. Just, I don't know, make sure
to feed him, like, three times a day.Copy !req
388. Sure, why not? It's been really amazing.
Thank you so much for the opportunity.Copy !req
389. I always dreamt about, I don't know,
melting bodies.Copy !req
390. You got a brother
in the goddamn DEA?Copy !req
391. - What?
- You said you were...Copy !req
392. just doing some ride-along. Yes or
no, do you have a brother in the DEA?Copy !req
393. - He's a brother-in-law.
- Well, there's a load off my mind.Copy !req
394. Where did you hear that?Copy !req
395. Your freaking wife told me
when she was here all up in my shit.Copy !req
396. Yeah, that's right.
She almost caught me moving Emilio.Copy !req
397. Good job on
wearing the pants in the family.Copy !req
398. And why'd you go and tell her
I was selling you weed?Copy !req
399. Because somehow
it seemed preferable...Copy !req
400. to admitting that I cook crystal meth
and killed a man.Copy !req
401. Is that what I think it is?Copy !req
402. Yeah. Yeah, it is. I smoked a bowl.
So what? My house, my rules.Copy !req
403. Hey, no, no.
Don't give me that, okay?Copy !req
404. I held up my end. I already took care of
Emilio. You're still diddling around...Copy !req
405. - ... trying to get your nut up.
- Yeah, well, boo-hoo.Copy !req
406. I have the truly awful job here.Copy !req
407. You wanna talk awful?
You wanna go there?Copy !req
408. Try dragging 200 pounds of stink
up a flight of stairs.Copy !req
409. I barely got him in the bathtub.Copy !req
410. Bathtub, what...?
What do you mean, bathtub?Copy !req
411. Another thing. Why you got me
running around town...Copy !req
412. trying to find
some stupid piece of plastic...Copy !req
413. when I have a perfectly good tub
I can use?Copy !req
414. Oh, God.Copy !req
415. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
416. I'm sorry, what were you asking me?
Oh, yes.Copy !req
417. That stupid plastic container
I asked you to buy.Copy !req
418. You see, hydrofluoric acid
won't eat through plastic.Copy !req
419. It will, however, dissolve metal,
rock, glass, ceramic.Copy !req
420. So there's that.Copy !req
421. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
422. Okay.Copy !req
423. Here I go.Copy !req