1. And that's the end of a sexist,
fatphobic anecdoteCopy !req
2. in which I was so desperate
to get out of the rain,Copy !req
3. I slept with a plus-sized woman.Copy !req
4. Hold the door.Copy !req
5. - Oh! Did I miss a meeting?
- No, Angela.Copy !req
6. We took Davey here out
for a big '90s-style birthday party,Copy !req
7. it being the '90s and all...Copy !req
8. I would have come!
I love the '90s, and it being them.Copy !req
9. Come on, the president of the network
shouldn't fraternize with the board.Copy !req
10. Let your number two handle that stuff.Copy !req
11. I don't like you going to birthday parties
behind my back, Teddy.Copy !req
12. I was doing reconnaissance for you!Copy !req
13. You didn't hear it from me,Copy !req
14. but there's some concern
that as a single career gal, you're,Copy !req
15. - well, a single career gal.
- And?Copy !req
16. ABC's supposed to be
a family network.Copy !req
17. I understand families.Copy !req
18. Uh-huh.Copy !req
19. Does he?Copy !req
20. Oh, Herb.Copy !req
21. I'm sorry, okay?Copy !req
22. It's called discretion, Herb.Copy !req
23. We're trying to sell
the network to Disney.Copy !req
24. Disney? You think Michael Eisner
gives a hoot who I go to bed with?Copy !req
25. We don't need to bring Eisner into this.Copy !req
26. Obviously,
Michael Eisner is a compassionateCopy !req
27. and progressive individual.Copy !req
28. This isn't about him.Copy !req
29. - So, it's you. Just say it's you.
- No. You're the one...Copy !req
30. If you're going to fire me,
at least have the balls to fire me.Copy !req
31. - You're fired.
- Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
32. You think you can do
"Horsin' Around" without me?Copy !req
33. We could do it without anybody.
All we need is the horse.Copy !req
34. And that horse is just gonna go along
with you canning his best friend?Copy !req
35. You want BoJack to betray me,
you're gonna need one hell of a pitch.Copy !req
36. Okay.Copy !req
37. - Mr. Horseman, you're invited to set?
- Thank you.Copy !req
38. - The set of "Horny Unicorn"?
- Yes, I'm aware.Copy !req
39. To shoot a scene
in which the titular horny unicornCopy !req
40. gets his penis stuck in a saxophone,Copy !req
41. because he was hoping to "get blown"?Copy !req
42. I know the scene, thank you.Copy !req
43. Ah.Copy !req
44. Hello?Copy !req
45. - BoJack, this is Angela Diaz.
- Huh?Copy !req
46. We met once before.Copy !req
47. I remember.Copy !req
48. I saw your interview several months back.
It made me nostalgic.Copy !req
49. Me too. Nostalgic for the day
before I did the interview.Copy !req
50. Oh, yes, humor.Copy !req
51. If you're free tonight, you could come by
the house, watch the fire, reminisce.Copy !req
52. There's something
I've been meaning to ask you.Copy !req
53. - What?
- Wouldn't you love to find out?Copy !req
54. Uh...Copy !req
55. So, the Stephen King musical opened
right next door to the Sondheim revival.Copy !req
56. We have clients in both.
I was worried there'd be tension,Copy !req
57. but it turns out Misery loves Company.Copy !req
58. Judah, are you in a band?Copy !req
59. Why do you ask that?Copy !req
60. I've always wondered if you were in a band
ever since this afternoonCopy !req
61. when I overheard Juniper tell Stuart
that you were in a band.Copy !req
62. You're playing a gig tonight,
and the whole office is going.Copy !req
63. I was planning to invite you,
but didn't want you to feel obligated.Copy !req
64. We're not good.Copy !req
65. Lenny! How the shell are you?Copy !req
66. I got trouble, PC!Copy !req
67. You know Teddy Buttons,
my head of production?Copy !req
68. I'm familiar with Teddy.Copy !req
69. I somehow missed that Teddy has spent
the last 20 years showing women his...Copy !req
70. I'm familiar.Copy !req
71. See, that's why I love you.
You're discreet.Copy !req
72. - You're tough. You're Teflon.
- That's me, an old frying pan.Copy !req
73. I could use someone who can
handle the heat over here.Copy !req
74. Someone who can be more
professional and less... Moonves.Copy !req
75. What are you saying?Copy !req
76. I want you to run Turteltaub's
new female-focused studio division,Copy !req
77. - Girtletaub!
- I didn't sneeze.Copy !req
78. No, Girtletaub is the studio.Copy !req
79. I wanna announce a slate
before the Teddy story hits the trades.Copy !req
80. You think you can throw one together?Copy !req
81. You want me to pitch
my dream movie studio?Copy !req
82. I need it tomorrow morning. We gotta hit
the ground running with this thing.Copy !req
83. You don't wanna
go slow and steady?Copy !req
84. What am I, a tortoise?Copy !req
85. Hmm.Copy !req
86. Get me box office numbers.Copy !req
87. We need firm financial figures to frameCopy !req
88. how fans flock
to flicks that flex chicks,Copy !req
89. woman films,
like Pretty, Wonder, Little.Copy !req
90. Diary of a Mad Black.
I'll get my laptop.Copy !req
91. Oh, wait! Your gig.Copy !req
92. I have time. This is important.
When a Man Loves a...Copy !req
93. - What?
- That's another film title,Copy !req
94. as we were discussing previously.Copy !req
95. Oh, of course.Copy !req
96. Mm.Copy !req
97. - Hey, Guy, I'm about to...
- Diane.Copy !req
98. Am I wearing a T-shirt right now that says
"Treat me like I'm some kind of asshole"?Copy !req
99. I can't see you right now,
but I'm guessing by your tone, no?Copy !req
100. Then why is my ex-wife treating me
like I'm some kind of asshole?Copy !req
101. Did you tell her
you weren't wearing the shirt?Copy !req
102. Lady got a job in Houston.Copy !req
103. She's taking Sonny out of school
and moving to Texas.Copy !req
104. She can't do that!Copy !req
105. Well, she can,
because she has full custody.Copy !req
106. And this is her dream job, and I'm really
happy for her. But this sucks!Copy !req
107. Well, they must need cameramen
in Houston, and I can write anywhere...Copy !req
108. I... couldn't ask you to do that.Copy !req
109. I wouldn't ask you to ask.Copy !req
110. If Sonny's going to Houston,
then we're going.Copy !req
111. Okay. Okay. All right. Houston.
Uh, g-go, Astros!Copy !req
112. Go... rodeos!Copy !req
113. Hope you like barbecue!Copy !req
114. I hope I don't need another abortion
because they are hard to get there!Copy !req
115. - Wait, what?
- Just trying to think of Texas things.Copy !req
116. Sorry. Houston!Copy !req
117. All day at the airport,
I watch people pull suitcases.Copy !req
118. Why do we suffer
that extra weight dragging us down?Copy !req
119. Because we need clean clothes.Copy !req
120. The point is: helium luggage.Copy !req
121. Why pack light
when you can pack lighter than air?Copy !req
122. All right, so Mom's too sick
to come out of her roomCopy !req
123. but not too sick
to make her famous Frito pie?Copy !req
124. Well, she wanted to see you.Copy !req
125. She was fine all day
and then suddenly ill with a stomach bug.Copy !req
126. I wanna see her.Copy !req
127. No, no, no, no, she's not there!
She's at the Zumba.Copy !req
128. Is she at Zumba or is she sick?Copy !req
129. She is sick but was hoping
the Afro-Latin fusion beatsCopy !req
130. would make her feel better.Copy !req
131. This was a mistake.Copy !req
132. Hmm.Copy !req
133. Todd, I must confess to you,
your mother is not at Zumba.Copy !req
134. I can see her in the window.Copy !req
135. Oh! That's a mannequin
so I can test out my outfits.Copy !req
136. You're lying again!Copy !req
137. Okay. She didn't come to dinner
because she's ashamed.Copy !req
138. She can't say hello?
The woman has my kidney!Copy !req
139. And that's why she's ashamed.Copy !req
140. A mother shouldn't owe her child her life.Copy !req
141. If she could turn it around somehow,
save your life...Copy !req
142. - But, alas, she cannot.
- Huh.Copy !req
143. But maybe if she could...
but no, you're obviously healthy.Copy !req
144. But if you weren't...Copy !req
145. - But you are.
- Hmm.Copy !req
146. - Clearly there is nothing to be done.
- Hmm.Copy !req
147. Ugh.Copy !req
148. - Hey.
- Wha...Copy !req
149. Aren't you the horse
from "Horsin' Around"?Copy !req
150. Mm.Copy !req
151. Look at this thing.
I fell down one time and I'm an invalid.Copy !req
152. - Word to the wise, BoJack, don't get old.
- I'll see what I can do about that.Copy !req
153. My 40-year-old companion
treats me like a fragile antique.Copy !req
154. I've got a Lamborghini Miura
and she won't even let me drive it.Copy !req
155. I'm sorry to hear that.Copy !req
156. Anyway, I wanted to say I'm sorry.Copy !req
157. Uh...Copy !req
158. Yeah?Copy !req
159. I'm sorry that at the '94 upfronts
we made you do that stupid BoJack dance.Copy !req
160. Oh. Is that why you wanted
to see me tonight?Copy !req
161. No. You're tall.
I need you to reach a box.Copy !req
162. "Melanie, good luck with your braces.
I think they look cool."Copy !req
163. Huh?Copy !req
164. Mr. Peanutbutter?Copy !req
165. Oh.Copy !req
166. Uh...Copy !req
167. - Diane!
- You wrote a memoir?Copy !req
168. Oh, yeah! I had the idea a few months ago,
then one weekend it just fell out of me.Copy !req
169. - What?
- From the way people talk about writing,Copy !req
170. I always assumed it was very difficult,Copy !req
171. but it turns out it's not at all,
literally anyone can do it!Copy !req
172. Yes, that's always been my experience.Copy !req
173. I loved your new book, by the way.Copy !req
174. - Thanks.
- I'm happy for you, Diane.Copy !req
175. Even though it's really easy
to write a book,Copy !req
176. it's still an accomplishment
to be proud of.Copy !req
177. - I am.
- And how's Chicago?Copy !req
178. Are you a Chicagoan yet?
You know, I went to school in Chicago.Copy !req
179. You went to Northwestern.
That's not in Chicago.Copy !req
180. Ah! You are a Chicagoan!Copy !req
181. I'm actually about to move to Houston.Copy !req
182. In New York? Oh, I think there
they pronounce it "Hose-town."Copy !req
183. No, Texas. My boyfriend and I are going.Copy !req
184. Oh, wow! Boyfriend.Copy !req
185. - Yeah.
- That's fantastic.Copy !req
186. I wanna hear all about him.
I assume he's a good guy?Copy !req
187. He's actually the best Guy.Copy !req
188. His girlfriend looks nice.
He seems healthy.Copy !req
189. What... What's his job?Copy !req
190. I think he runs a daycare,Copy !req
191. but he talks about the babies
as if they're his co-workers,Copy !req
192. so it's impossible to know for sure.Copy !req
193. - I should have been there.
- We'll try again.Copy !req
194. Oh!Copy !req
195. - Hello?
- Listen up, Helen.Copy !req
196. I've kidnapped your son
and I demand a ransom or I will...Copy !req
197. Next card?Copy !req
198. "Murder him!"Copy !req
199. Oh, no! Todd's gonna get murdered
by a fearsome strangerCopy !req
200. whose sage, buttery voice simultaneously
comforts me and fills me with dread.Copy !req
201. Sounds like a lot of range
for a kidnapper.Copy !req
202. Who are you and what do you want?Copy !req
203. "I'm your worst nightmare and I want
one hundred of your famous Frito pies."Copy !req
204. Yes. Anything!Copy !req
205. "Under the Hyperion Street Bridge
in one hour."Copy !req
206. That was perfect! Thank you, Margo!Copy !req
207. It's the least I can do.Copy !req
208. Getting you to buy
that addictive video gameCopy !req
209. was the act that set me down
this ruinous path so many years ago.Copy !req
210. If I can make things right by you,Copy !req
211. maybe there's hope yet
for this wretched soul.Copy !req
212. Okay!Copy !req
213. Open it.Copy !req
214. - Whoa.
- The studio went all-out.Copy !req
215. They even found your original screen test.Copy !req
216. That's incredible.Copy !req
217. Too bad no one will ever see it.Copy !req
218. After your interview,
we couldn't give these things away.Copy !req
219. Oh, right. Sure.Copy !req
220. It was a great show.Copy !req
221. It would be a shame
for it to be forgotten now.Copy !req
222. Maybe it's for the best.Copy !req
223. I just feel so bad for Sarah Lynn.
She was so good.Copy !req
224. It's tragic
she won't be remembered for it.Copy !req
225. Well, nothing we can do
about it now, right?Copy !req
226. I've completed a projection
for female-led films over five years.Copy !req
227. It's encouraging but vague until I get
the specifics of your dream slate.Copy !req
228. I don't know what that is!
I don't remember my dreams.Copy !req
229. Did I ever even have dreams?Copy !req
230. If you leave now,
you can still make your show.Copy !req
231. My job is to be here when you are.Copy !req
232. No. Don't give your whole life
to this job,Copy !req
233. because if you do, someday someone
will finally ask you what you wantCopy !req
234. and you'll realize
you don't even know anymore.Copy !req
235. - Okay.
- I'm sorry to miss it.Copy !req
236. You missing it
will make eye contact easier tomorrow.Copy !req
237. Gronkle has been re-cutting
old episodes of The Cosby ShowCopy !req
238. to take out all the Cosby scenes.Copy !req
239. - They call it "The Show."
- Huh.Copy !req
240. They wanna try something similar
with "Horsin' Around."Copy !req
241. So, it'll just be "Around"?Copy !req
242. It'll just be around eight minutes
an episode,Copy !req
243. which is perfect
for today's ADD-addled youth.Copy !req
244. It's about three precocious orphansCopy !req
245. living without any adult supervision,Copy !req
246. who learn that wisdom and guidance
can be found everywhere.Copy !req
247. It's all "around."Copy !req
248. Well, sounds like
you got it all figured out.Copy !req
249. - What do you need me for?
- Your backend.Copy !req
250. Nobody's going to watch the showCopy !req
251. if they think
you're still profiting off it.Copy !req
252. - I need that money now more than ever.
- We want to buy you out.Copy !req
253. A one-time payment and then
you're divorced from the show forever.Copy !req
254. Oof.Copy !req
255. Do it for Sarah Lynn.Copy !req
256. Doesn't she deserve moreCopy !req
257. than to be remembered
as the girl you killed?Copy !req
258. Have you seen the episodes
without me in them?Copy !req
259. - Mm-hmm.
- And they're good?Copy !req
260. If you sign that document, you won't need
to worry about that ever again.Copy !req
261. Good, let's drink.Copy !req
262. I'm fine with my water, thanks.Copy !req
263. You're not fooling anyone
with that water bottle.Copy !req
264. Let me fix you a real drink.Copy !req
265. One.Copy !req
266. Wow, this is a huge crowd for us.
Is everyone from your office here?Copy !req
267. Not everyone.Copy !req
268. Judah, obviously
I was speaking figuratively.Copy !req
269. Hi, we are
Spectrum of Enchantment.Copy !req
270. Our lead singer had to go back to work...Copy !req
271. - What?
- ... so we'll be playingCopy !req
272. all of the instrumental
versions of our songs. So...Copy !req
273. Whoo!Copy !req
274. Instrumentals!Copy !req
275. - Uh-oh!
- Whoo!Copy !req
276. Brilliant!Copy !req
277. Yeah, but no one wants
to do the BoJack now.Copy !req
278. It's funny. I remember a time
when I was scared you'd leave the show.Copy !req
279. Who'd have thought
one day I'd be asking you to?Copy !req
280. When were you scared
that I'd leave the show?Copy !req
281. Oh, Herb was gay and I had to convince you
to let us fire him.Copy !req
282. - Let you?
- You probably don't even remember,Copy !req
283. but I had this whole speech
I practiced in the mirror.Copy !req
284. I was terrified
you were going to call my bluff.Copy !req
285. Bluff? All this time, I thought
there was nothing I could have done...Copy !req
286. I guess I bluffed good!Copy !req
287. - I'm not taking your stupid deal.
- No! You signed!Copy !req
288. - Stop, you idiot!
- No.Copy !req
289. No! Why should I give you what you want?
You took everything from me.Copy !req
290. My job was on the line.
You have no idea...Copy !req
291. Every stupid decision I made,
every bad thing that has ever happened,Copy !req
292. - it all started because of you.
- Grow up.Copy !req
293. You play these games, "if I hadn't
done this, if I wasn't so that,"Copy !req
294. but you did and you were and here we are.Copy !req
295. I can't... I...Copy !req
296. Here we are!
Because we did what we had to do.Copy !req
297. So, what do you have to do now?Copy !req
298. Oh, God.Copy !req
299. That's right.Copy !req
300. Now, another drink?Copy !req
301. Please! Don't hurt him!Copy !req
302. Boy dies if you don't got the pies.Copy !req
303. We have them. Jorge? Go! Go!Copy !req
304. Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey!
We should have boxed them!Copy !req
305. No!Copy !req
306. Please don't hurt him.
I never got to make it right.Copy !req
307. I've ruined my chance...Copy !req
308. Spare me the deets.
I just want the freets.Copy !req
309. - Frito pies, that is.
- Oh!Copy !req
310. No! Stop!Copy !req
311. - Mom! Mom!
- Helen? Are you all right?Copy !req
312. It's okay. It's not real. I'm fine!
It's a classic Todd shenanigan!Copy !req
313. But how would you know what that is?Copy !req
314. I think my wife is having a heart attack.Copy !req
315. That's Margo Martindale, the actress!Copy !req
316. I'm sorry! I'm sorry!Copy !req
317. I was too convincing!
Oh, if only I wasn't so good at acting!Copy !req
318. It's funny, isn't it?
The things that matter?Copy !req
319. The truth is none of it mattersCopy !req
320. and the truth is it all matters
tremendously.Copy !req
321. It's a wonder any of us
ever get out of bed at all.Copy !req
322. And yet, we get out of bed.Copy !req
323. I'm going home.Copy !req
324. - What are you doing?
- I'm taking your car.Copy !req
325. - What?
- You're not using it.Copy !req
326. Someone should get some pleasure out
of something in this sad, stupid world.Copy !req
327. Consider it a signing bonus.Copy !req
328. Ugh.Copy !req
329. And I'm taking these.Copy !req
330. But the lazy Susans
turned out to be very problematic.Copy !req
331. - Why?
- Offensive to Susans.Copy !req
332. There was a protest
organized by Susan Sarandon.Copy !req
333. Oh, no!Copy !req
334. Not that many Susans showed up.
You know what they say about Susans.Copy !req
335. They're lazy?Copy !req
336. Suddenly you're desperately seeking them.Copy !req
337. Anyway, I don't know
how we got talking about me for so long.Copy !req
338. You were gonna tell me
about your boyfriend. It's good?Copy !req
339. It's really good. When I'm with him,Copy !req
340. I feel like I'm part of an "us," you know?Copy !req
341. Like, every other relationship, I always
felt like a "me" in a relationship.Copy !req
342. Does that make sense?Copy !req
343. Uh, yeah. That makes sense.Copy !req
344. Sorry. I-I didn't realize
I was doing that.Copy !req
345. I've always tried to be
an "us" with peopleCopy !req
346. even when I could see
it wasn't a good idea.Copy !req
347. Now that I'm single, I feel like
I'm finally learning how to be a "me."Copy !req
348. That's great.Copy !req
349. I know there were times you would
try to tell me somethingCopy !req
350. and instead of listening,
I just tried to fix itCopy !req
351. or convince you there wasn't a problem.Copy !req
352. I shouldn't have done that.Copy !req
353. We're all doing our best.Copy !req
354. - I wanna know now.
- Know what?Copy !req
355. Tell me what it's like to be Diane.Copy !req
356. Okay. When you're Diane,Copy !req
357. you can live your whole life
like it's a puzzle,Copy !req
358. put together
from the pieces of different sets.Copy !req
359. Like a crossover puzzle?Copy !req
360. Exactly.Copy !req
361. Your whole life is full
of these pieces that don't quite fit.Copy !req
362. Sounds like a hard puzzle.Copy !req
363. But at some point,
you start to think it's you.Copy !req
364. You're the piece that doesn't quite fit.Copy !req
365. And you spend so long with that feeling
that the feeling becomes your home.Copy !req
366. And it can be jarring
when you discover one dayCopy !req
367. that you suddenly
don't feel that way anymore.Copy !req
368. At first, you don't trust it.Copy !req
369. But then, gradually, you do.Copy !req
370. I'm sorry. That was a weird thing
to be telling my ex-husband.Copy !req
371. No.Copy !req
372. - I'm really happy for you, Diane.
- It's funny.Copy !req
373. I feel like if we met each other
as the people we are now,Copy !req
374. things would be totally different with us.Copy !req
375. Yeah, but if we hadn't met
each other until now,Copy !req
376. we wouldn't be the people we are now.Copy !req
377. Yeah.Copy !req
378. Two equally accomplished book writers.Copy !req
379. Uh-huh.Copy !req
380. You suffered an anxiety attack.Copy !req
381. I'd encourage you to avoid
stressful situations like, uh,Copy !req
382. fake kidnappings under abandoned bridges.Copy !req
383. Okay, paperwork time.Copy !req
384. You seem like a fellow who enjoys
unnecessary bureaucracy.Copy !req
385. I do, Doctor.Copy !req
386. Mm, was that the bridge
where they shot Grease?Copy !req
387. - Yeah!
- That's neat.Copy !req
388. Todd, I'm so sorry!Copy !req
389. Oh, no, I know you didn't mean to...Copy !req
390. I thought kicking you out
was the right thing.Copy !req
391. You were 18.
You had dropped out of high school.Copy !req
392. You were always high.
You only wore flip-flops.Copy !req
393. - You never showered.
- You don't have to list everything.Copy !req
394. I wanted you to grow up,
not leave forever.Copy !req
395. Then more and more time passed
and I didn't know how to make it right.Copy !req
396. Truth is, I did grow up. Your plan worked.Copy !req
397. I haven't had a mom for so long, I...
I don't really need one anymore.Copy !req
398. Oh. So, what do we do now?Copy !req
399. Well, I do have one idea.Copy !req
400. - What?
- A big robot suit like in Aliens,Copy !req
401. but for babies
so they can do grown-up things!Copy !req
402. - That sounds dangerous.
- Yeah, I guess it is.Copy !req
403. But maybe the robots could be poweredCopy !req
404. by energy generated
from sucking on pacifiers.Copy !req
405. That is so smart! Babies love sucking
and right now it's just wasted energy!Copy !req
406. And so you see,
the circle had become complete.Copy !req
407. All the twists and turns had all been
part of a beautiful tapestry,Copy !req
408. a grander mission to bring this boy
and his mother together again.Copy !req
409. That's quite a story.
But you've killed a lot of people.Copy !req
410. - Margo Martindale, you're going to pris...
- Wait!Copy !req
411. You can't send her to jail before
she gets to act in one of my movies!Copy !req
412. Indie filmmaker Nicole Holofcener?Copy !req
413. I find it hard to believe Margo Martindale
has never appeared in your work.Copy !req
414. It's true! And I need her to play
the mother of the poetry studentCopy !req
415. Catherine Keener has an affair with
in my new film, "Classroom Warfare."Copy !req
416. Ooh! Can I, Mr. Judge? Please?Copy !req
417. Damn, that does sound good.Copy !req
418. Okay, you're free to go.Copy !req
419. Yee-haw!Copy !req
420. Come on. Open. Open! Open up!Copy !req
421. God. Where's my stupid...Copy !req
422. Why is everything so difficult?Copy !req
423. Have it your way, door.Copy !req
424. Todd! How come we never go swimming?Copy !req
425. This is terrible.Copy !req
426. Well, hello.Copy !req
427. Who put pills in my house?Copy !req
428. Judah, you were supposed to have
the night off! Your hair is so long!Copy !req
429. I'd rather be here.Copy !req
430. I know.Copy !req
431. Would you think I was an idiot
if I didn't go work for Turteltaub?Copy !req
432. I would never think you were an idiot.Copy !req
433. This slate we're putting together...Copy !req
434. We could get some financiers
and do it ourselves, right?Copy !req
435. If there's one thing I know
about this business,Copy !req
436. it's never underestimate
what Princess Carolyn can do by herself.Copy !req
437. Well, not all by myself.Copy !req
438. Well...Copy !req
439. I've got the babysitter 'til 11:00.
We might as well keep working, right?Copy !req
440. - How can I help?
- Why don't you play me one of your songs?Copy !req
441. I love you, Princess Carolyn.Copy !req
442. Mm.Copy !req
443. What are you so happy about?Copy !req
444. - BoJack Horseman. Six-foot-five.
- All right. Whenever you're ready.Copy !req
445. A mustard sandwich?Copy !req
446. We may be orphans
but leave us our dignity.Copy !req
447. Uh, BJ, that's Ethan's line.Copy !req
448. Oh, right. Uh...Copy !req
449. Orphans, huh?Copy !req
450. What am I supposed to feed you?Copy !req
451. - All right, stop. You're nervous.
- Oh.Copy !req
452. - Forget the script.
- Okay.Copy !req
453. We're gonna do that movie that you're
always making me watch. You know...Copy !req
454. You have to answer
for the chimpanzee, Tino.Copy !req
455. No, Mickey, you got it all wrong!Copy !req
456. So, where'd all the bananas go?Copy !req
457. The chimp's dead, Tino. So's the bonobo.Copy !req
458. Who you been monkeyin' around with?Copy !req
459. I can't do it anymore!
It was the marmoset!Copy !req
460. Good. Perfect.
Now look at the red dot. Go!Copy !req
461. What am I supposed to feed you?
I have mustard.Copy !req
462. A mustard sandwich?Copy !req
463. We may be orphans
but leave us our dignity.Copy !req
464. Well, I can't fix you a martini.Copy !req
465. Hey, wait! I have olives!Copy !req
466. Nope. Not olives.Copy !req
467. - Perfect!
- Yeah? You, you think we got it?Copy !req
468. Buckle up, buddy,
your life is about to start.Copy !req