1. Class, settle down. Settle down.Copy !req
2. It's Ruthie's turn
to present her ancestor.Copy !req
3. - Go ahead, Ruthie.
- Okay, Teach-Bot.Copy !req
4. - Mrs. Teach-Bot.
- Ugh.Copy !req
5. My great-great-great grandmother
was called Princess Carolyn.Copy !req
6. She was an agent
and a manager in Hollywoo.Copy !req
7. What's the difference
between an agent and a manager?Copy !req
8. Both look to find projects
for their clientsCopy !req
9. but only managers can produce.Copy !req
10. What?Copy !req
11. My mom told me that I come
from a long line of strong female cats.Copy !req
12. Princess Carolyn was the runt of 12
and it made her one of the toughest.Copy !req
13. Mom said, "She could take a lickin'
and keep on tickin'."Copy !req
14. This expression refers to clocks,Copy !req
15. an old fashioned way of timekeepingCopy !req
16. before we all universally accepted
the bean system.Copy !req
17. "The bean system is the way."Copy !req
18. For Ancestry Day, I'm gonna tell youCopy !req
19. a particular story
about one particular dayCopy !req
20. on which Princess Carolyn faced
and overcame particular adversityCopy !req
21. all the way back in the year 2017.Copy !req
22. The day began like any other.Copy !req
23. Princess Carolyn lived
with her boyfriend, Ralph.Copy !req
24. She was pregnant and very happy.Copy !req
25. Sorry I can't go with you
to the doctor.Copy !req
26. - Don't worry about it. I feel great!
- Today is crucial.Copy !req
27. Stilton Cards has to create
its own holidayCopy !req
28. to really be playing with the big boys.Copy !req
29. Hallmark, American Greeting,Copy !req
30. those chunky cards that play music
when you open them.Copy !req
31. I just know you're gonna be
the next Joey K. Easter,Copy !req
32. the guy who invented Arbor Day.Copy !req
33. How about
"National Friend of a Friend Day?"Copy !req
34. - Is that anything?
- You'll think of something.Copy !req
35. Mm!Copy !req
36. Give me just a sip of the coffee.
I can have a sip.Copy !req
37. - One sip.
- Today is going to be great.Copy !req
38. Oh—!Copy !req
39. - Hey.
- Oh-hh!Copy !req
40. She was wrong.Copy !req
41. Today was gonna suck.Copy !req
42. Princess Carolyn started her day
with a call to BoJack Horseman,Copy !req
43. her former client-slash-lover.Copy !req
44. - Ruthie! Inappropriate!
- Sorry.Copy !req
45. Go for BoJack!Copy !req
46. You like that?
I'm trying out some new phone stuff.Copy !req
47. Or is "Bo for GoJack" better?
Nah, maybe too clever.Copy !req
48. I don't want people to think I'm trying.
Sorry, who is this?Copy !req
49. Princess Carolyn, moron.Copy !req
50. - Oh, hey, P.C. So what do you think?
- About what?Copy !req
51. "Go for BoJack!" Or maybe—Copy !req
52. Ugh, stop!
You need to get a new agent.Copy !req
53. I'm sick of fielding your offers.Copy !req
54. Offers? Well, you tell them
that I am not doing another reality show.Copy !req
55. So degrading.Copy !req
56. All they had at craft services
was Kirkland snacks, P.C. Kirkland snacks.Copy !req
57. Well, first of all, I don't work for you,
so I'm not gonna tell anyone anything.Copy !req
58. But, second,
these are actually good offers.Copy !req
59. - Really? Like what?
- I'm not telling you because—Copy !req
60. Got it. Busy, busy. I'm busy too,
so I'll call you back later. Bye.Copy !req
61. - Don't call. I don't work for you!
- How's this for a headline for the blog?Copy !req
62. You write about this, quote,
"BoJack Finally Solves MysteryCopy !req
63. of Hollyhock's Mother,
comma, Looks Handsome,Copy !req
64. Is Cool." End quote.Copy !req
65. I still don't understand your plan,
or how that's a headline.Copy !req
66. The plan couldn't be simpler.
Go to the county courthouse,Copy !req
67. ask to see all the birth certificates
on file, find Hollyhock's,Copy !req
68. see what it says in the "mother" spot.Copy !req
69. They're not just gonna give you
the birth certificates.Copy !req
70. Well, I gotta try something.
I have this girl at my houseCopy !req
71. who came to me for help,
I want to do right by her.Copy !req
72. I just don't know
if you've thought through—Copy !req
73. Diane, I am a famous.
They will give me the birth certificate.Copy !req
74. Everyone gives me everything I want
all the time.Copy !req
75. It is an existential curse,
but a huge day-to-day convenience.Copy !req
76. - So why do you need me?
- I don't know. Just wanted some company.Copy !req
77. You told me to use a vacation day
because this was, quote,Copy !req
78. "a feminism-related emergency."Copy !req
79. - I got your number!
- Why didn't you just bring Hollyhock?Copy !req
80. I was gonna, but she got really
into counting her teeth this morning,Copy !req
81. didn't want to leave the house.
You know how teens are.Copy !req
82. Ruthie, this was supposed to be
about your ancestor.Copy !req
83. - Who are all these other "chara-ca-ters"?
- They fill out the world.Copy !req
84. Well, can you try
to keep things focused, please?Copy !req
85. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
86. Princess Carolyn had been
called to Gekko-Rabitowitz—Copy !req
87. the agency of her nemesis,
and nemesis-slash-former lover.Copy !req
88. - Ruthie!
- Sorry, Teach-Bot.Copy !req
89. She had a lot of former lovers.Copy !req
90. She was a fluid sexual being,
not a machine.Copy !req
91. But today was all about business.Copy !req
92. She was there because she was tryingCopy !req
93. to get her client
Courtney Portnoy cast in—Copy !req
94. Corpse Me If You Can-Can, the 1940's
Cannes, France-set storyCopy !req
95. of a can-can dancer who contracts cancerCopy !req
96. but continues to can-can
as a canny cadaverCopy !req
97. who plays the accordion
with Kevin Corrigan, Kevin Kline,Copy !req
98. Chris Klein, Chris Pine and Chris Kattan.Copy !req
99. - Got it.
- Gekko.Copy !req
100. Princess Carolyn, hi! Love the dress.Copy !req
101. Is it new, or something I've seen you wear
literally hundreds of times?Copy !req
102. Normally, Princess Carolyn
would've been rattled,Copy !req
103. but that day, she realized Vanessa Gekko
no longer had any power over her.Copy !req
104. In truth, the woman had challenged
and inspired Princess Carolyn,Copy !req
105. not only to be a better agent,Copy !req
106. but to be brave enough
to try and have it all.Copy !req
107. Princess Carolyn wanted to tell her
thank you, but instead she said...Copy !req
108. - You look tired, "Veronica."
- Oh, I—Copy !req
109. Amazing burn, Princess Carolyn.Copy !req
110. Hey, Princess. We have a little snag.Copy !req
111. Did Chris Kattan drop out?
Right before his comeback?Copy !req
112. Right when the world is finally ready
to settle for Kattan?Copy !req
113. - No, it's—
- You're fired.Copy !req
114. I'm fired?Copy !req
115. I tried to talk her out of it,
but between the gun movie misfiringCopy !req
116. and her nuptials
turning into "nope-tials,"Copy !req
117. and her blaming you
for both of those things...Copy !req
118. Who knew Portnoy had so many complaints?
Oh, just give me one more chance.Copy !req
119. I promise I can get you the lead
in that can-can cadaver movie.Copy !req
120. What?Copy !req
121. Oh, P.C., C.P. just made
that whole thing up to get you here.Copy !req
122. You thought that was real?Copy !req
123. The 1940's corpse who learns accordion?
It sounds so ludicrous.Copy !req
124. You did play the short-sighted seamstress
in The Storm on Northern Fortress.Copy !req
125. Well, yeah, but that was just because
I wanted to work with Ashton.Copy !req
126. We'll talk later, right?
I'm so sorry. Bye.Copy !req
127. - Did you have a good meeting?
- Did you get fired?Copy !req
128. Aw.Copy !req
129. Sorry you got fired. Here's a latte.Copy !req
130. Oh, uh—Copy !req
131. - It's decaf, ma'am.
- Thanks, Judah.Copy !req
132. You know, one year ago,
a setback like thisCopy !req
133. would have really spun me out.Copy !req
134. But I don't need Courtney.Copy !req
135. Every time we fall, we get back up
stronger and better than ever.Copy !req
136. - Can I get a hallelujah?
- Is that a sort of pressed juice?Copy !req
137. I'll have one hallelujah
on your desk by 12:45.Copy !req
138. Great. What's next?Copy !req
139. I noticed your necklace was broken,
so I pushed back your appointment,Copy !req
140. and found a reputable jeweler nearby.Copy !req
141. Don't know what I'd do without you,
my hairy number two!Copy !req
142. Oh, God, I'm sorry.
That came out horribly.Copy !req
143. Not to speak above my station,Copy !req
144. but perhaps it would behoove us to entice
BoJack Horseman back into our stable.Copy !req
145. - Ugh!
- I'm sorry, ma'am.Copy !req
146. "Stable" and "behoove"
were poor word choices.Copy !req
147. I was not trying to engage in punnery
during business hours,Copy !req
148. but we've received 15 more inquiries
about BoJack just this morning,Copy !req
149. and I don't think it's wise to look
a gift... opportunity in the mouth.Copy !req
150. BoJack is off the table.
We're a small management company.Copy !req
151. We just need to focus
on the clients we have.Copy !req
152. You know best.Copy !req
153. Mo for Gister Peanutbutter!Copy !req
154. Hey, handsome. Heard you dropped out
of the governor's race.Copy !req
155. Now let's get you back to work
on what really matters— show business!Copy !req
156. - I'm going to stop you right there.
- I was done.Copy !req
157. Can't wait to get back
in front of the camera,Copy !req
158. but right now, I have to help my former
political rival defeat my two ex-wives.Copy !req
159. One of whom is in the pocket
of powerful lobbyistsCopy !req
160. and the other of whom
murdered popular actorCopy !req
161. and soundtrack artisan, Zach Braff,
and ate his burnt flesh!Copy !req
162. Politics as usual, right?Copy !req
163. Well, when you're ready to work again—Copy !req
164. Gotta go. They need all hands on deck,Copy !req
165. because Woodchuck
lost his hands undergroundCopy !req
166. and they replaced them
with creepy lobster claws.Copy !req
167. Typical politics!Copy !req
168. Hey. So I need this clasp replaced,
24-karat gold.Copy !req
169. This is a priceless family heirloom.Copy !req
170. Princess Carolyn had gotten her necklace
from her mother,Copy !req
171. who got it from her mother,
who brought it from the old country.Copy !req
172. When our ancestors first emigrated
to America, they were very poor.Copy !req
173. Back in the Motherland,
they had been doctors and engineers,Copy !req
174. but here, they struggled to find work.Copy !req
175. Every night, they would sing the song
of the old country,Copy !req
176. hoping to reclaim the glory of those days.Copy !req
177. They slowly sold
all their belongingsCopy !req
178. as they attempted to hang on
to a middle-class way of life.Copy !req
179. But she never sold that necklace,Copy !req
180. because that was the one gift
she could give her daughter.Copy !req
181. A treasure from the past
and a symbol of the tenacityCopy !req
182. and stick-to-itiveness
that has for generations led my familyCopy !req
183. to always land on their feet.Copy !req
184. - You can come back in about two hours.
- Thank you.Copy !req
185. Sorry, sorry! Wait. Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
186. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
187. I'm just looking
for something really nice.Copy !req
188. This is for a sexy catfish
I met on the Internet.Copy !req
189. - Charley?
- Princess Carolyn!Copy !req
190. - You work at a jewelry store now?
- No, I own my own management company.Copy !req
191. Oh, yeah. Good for you.Copy !req
192. I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
193. Your approval means nothing to me.Copy !req
194. So I guess it's good you said "no"
to my offer last year.Copy !req
195. What offer? I mean, exactly what offer
are you talking about?Copy !req
196. I get so many.Copy !req
197. Last year, I reached out to your guy...
I wanna say, "Ju-do"...Copy !req
198. - Judah.
- This guy's name was Judo.Copy !req
199. I offered to buy VIM
and merge it with Vigor.Copy !req
200. We would have called
the new company, VIMgor.Copy !req
201. Oh, right. That offer.Copy !req
202. I couldn't believe
when he said you weren't interested.Copy !req
203. Well, yeah. Because I wasn't,
and he does what I say.Copy !req
204. So I guess it all worked out for everyone.Copy !req
205. You got to start over as a manager,Copy !req
206. and instead of buying VIM,
I bought the Utah Jazz.Copy !req
207. They're terrible agents,
but they're getting better.Copy !req
208. - Yeah.
- Anyway, nice bumping into—Copy !req
209. - Oh, sorry.
- Careful, please. Ooh.Copy !req
210. - Oopsie. Oh, boy.
- No, no.Copy !req
211. Is that valuable? It is.Copy !req
212. My great, great, great grandmother
was dismayed that her trusted colleagueCopy !req
213. had kept this from her.Copy !req
214. Her mind raced,
"Was Judah capable of deception?"Copy !req
215. She hoped what Charley told her
wasn't true,Copy !req
216. but her instincts told her
the frog wasn't smart enough to lie.Copy !req
217. First quarter, second quarter.
Wow, that's a lot of quarters.Copy !req
218. Oh, excuse me. Hello.Copy !req
219. Judah, you'll never guess
who I just ran into.Copy !req
220. No, I won't. Very astute, ma'am.Copy !req
221. - It was Charley Witherspoon!
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
222. - Char... ley...
- Hmm...? Hmm!Copy !req
223. - Wither... spoon!
- Hmm.Copy !req
224. - Okay.
- How does that make you feel?Copy !req
225. That very short story
makes me feel nothing.Copy !req
226. I don't think it's your fault
as a storyteller.Copy !req
227. I often have trouble engaging
with narratives.Copy !req
228. His lack of response
made her hope it wasn't true.Copy !req
229. Could it all have been a misunderstandingCopy !req
230. involving an enigmatic stranger
named "Judo"?Copy !req
231. So, what's next, then?Copy !req
232. Ooh, I want to get the life rights
to that woman I saw on InstagramCopy !req
233. who had a pretty coffee.Copy !req
234. I bet we could attach Jessica Alba
and Jonathan Taylor-Thomas by lunch.Copy !req
235. Okay, but I still don't understand
what a manager is.Copy !req
236. Do they just say the names
of movies and actors?Copy !req
237. How does that generate revenue?Copy !req
238. No one knows, Torf. It's not important!Copy !req
239. Be quiet, Torf. Take your Hush Pill.Copy !req
240. Yes, Miss Teach—Copy !req
241. Uh-hh...Copy !req
242. - Continue your presentation, Ruthie.
- Thank you.Copy !req
243. - And finally, Rob Lowe.
- Great idea, Princess Carolyn.Copy !req
244. But is it possible you've forgotten
your doctor's appointment?Copy !req
245. - Oh, fish!
- It's my fault.Copy !req
246. I rescheduled it in an attempt
to make your life easier.Copy !req
247. Thank you, Judah! I'll call you
if I think of any more actor names.Copy !req
248. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba...Copy !req
249. - God, this is taking forever.
- We've been waiting for 15 minutes.Copy !req
250. I know. Let's just go home.Copy !req
251. No, Diane.
How could you even suggest that?Copy !req
252. This is not about us.
This is for my daughter.Copy !req
253. - Ugh.
- I know what I have to do.Copy !req
254. Excuse me, excuse me. Pardon me.Copy !req
255. Important celebrity doing the right thing.Copy !req
256. - Whoa, a famous guy!
- And he's doing the right thing?Copy !req
257. This is like when George Clooney
married that less famous lady!Copy !req
258. - Wait. Don't you mean Jurj Clooners?
- Who cares?Copy !req
259. Hello, friend.Copy !req
260. - Yes, it's me, BoJack Hor—
- Number?Copy !req
261. I'm sorry, I don't give out
my personal phone number.Copy !req
262. No, your number. You need a number
or I can't help you, BoJack Hor.Copy !req
263. Horseman. It's Horseman.
I don't look familiar to you at all?Copy !req
264. - Eh.
- Come on, BoJack. Let's get a number.Copy !req
265. Wait a minute. You're Diane Nguyen!Copy !req
266. I recognize you
from your Girl Croosh avatar.Copy !req
267. I loved "Twenty Reasons
to Try the Diva Cup."Copy !req
268. Oh, wow, thanks! You didn't think
20 was too many reasons?Copy !req
269. - No way. Number 14 blew my mind!
- Didn't I say it would?Copy !req
270. We don't have time.
Where do we get a number?Copy !req
271. - That line.
- What?Copy !req
272. And you'll need these—
forms.Copy !req
273. Ow, paper cut! Who still uses paper?Copy !req
274. Can't I just swipe an app or something?Copy !req
275. Bye, Diane! Keep up the great work!Copy !req
276. Oh, get over yourself.Copy !req
277. - So? What's the prognosis?
- Hmm...Copy !req
278. I'm trying to think of the best way
to put this.Copy !req
279. As Charles Lindbergh would say,Copy !req
280. "Sometimes you fly an airplane,
and sometimes you lose a baby."Copy !req
281. In this case, you didn't fly the airplane.Copy !req
282. Wait, what?Copy !req
283. Your pregnancy is no longer viable.Copy !req
284. Well, how do we make it viable again?Copy !req
285. Mm-mm...Copy !req
286. How did this happen?Copy !req
287. Goodness, I don't know.Copy !req
288. I wouldn't beat yourself up.
Miscarriages happen for so many reasons.Copy !req
289. There's nothing medically wrong with you.
Maybe you just wanted the baby too much.Copy !req
290. Maybe you didn't deserve it
because you were unkind once.Copy !req
291. Maybe you ran afoul of a trickster god
or wood nymph who is now exacting revenge.Copy !req
292. Oof!
This is... a lot.Copy !req
293. Not for me. This is my job,
so... pretty regular day.Copy !req
294. What do I do next?Copy !req
295. Well, there's a procedure.
We can do it here later this week.Copy !req
296. You want Darlene to call someone
to drive you home?Copy !req
297. No, I'm okay. I don't need anyone.Copy !req
298. You're a real tough broad.
Except for, you know, the uterus area.Copy !req
299. Pretty weak.Copy !req
300. - Hey, is my necklace ready?
- Oh, I was going to call you.Copy !req
301. When I was working on your necklace,
I realized something.Copy !req
302. - Oh?
- It's not actually gold,Copy !req
303. it's just gold plated. See?Copy !req
304. No, it's very expensive.Copy !req
305. It's pretty, but basically worthless.Copy !req
306. And I'm only saying it's pretty
to make you feel better.Copy !req
307. But, it's from the old country.
It's been in my family for generations.Copy !req
308. No, this is costume jewelry
from J.C. Penney.Copy !req
309. Circa 1963.
Somebody just told you a story.Copy !req
310. - I'm sorry.
- Wha— huh?Copy !req
311. So, do you still want a 24-karat gold
clasp on this garbage necklace, or...?Copy !req
312. Oh-hh!Copy !req
313. Oh!Copy !req
314. Ralph, hey!Copy !req
315. Hi, honey. Just checking
on how the doctor's appointment wentCopy !req
316. and also to wish you a happy
"Acknowledge Your Gardener Day."Copy !req
317. It's a work in progress. Don't judge.Copy !req
318. The doctor's appointment got pushed back.Copy !req
319. I'm actually just walking in now.Copy !req
320. Oh, hello. Yes, it's me, Princess Carolyn,
here for my appointment.Copy !req
321. I like your perfume.Copy !req
322. There is a painting of a lake on the wall.Copy !req
323. You sure it's okay I'm not there with you?Copy !req
324. Ralph, it's fine. I'm a big girl.Copy !req
325. Everything is so easy with you,
Princess Carolyn.Copy !req
326. I mean, that's why I love you.Copy !req
327. Yeah, easy.Copy !req
328. That's what the boys in high school
liked about me, too.Copy !req
329. Okay, I'll see you tonight.Copy !req
330. - I love you.
- I love you, too.Copy !req
331. Oh, I didn't realize you were still here.
Do you need anything else before I go?Copy !req
332. No. Thank you.Copy !req
333. Should you be drinking that?Copy !req
334. You don't always know
what's best for me, Judah.Copy !req
335. Is everything okay, Princess Carolyn?Copy !req
336. Charley Witherspoon
made you an offer to buy Vim,Copy !req
337. and you went over my head
and turned him down without telling me.Copy !req
338. Oh.Copy !req
339. - So it's true. You lied to me.
- Yes.Copy !req
340. Because you didn't want to work
at a big agency.Copy !req
341. - You don't fit in with other people.
- I—Copy !req
342. You're weird, so you'd rather stay here
where you have all the power.Copy !req
343. No, Princess Carolyn—Copy !req
344. So you lied to me,
and you made me look like an idiot!Copy !req
345. I was trying to protect you. If you heard,
you'd feel like you had to say yes.Copy !req
346. I don't need you to protect me.Copy !req
347. If you had time, you could decide
what to do nextCopy !req
348. on your own terms, which you did.Copy !req
349. Well, that's not your decision to make.Copy !req
350. Princess Carolyn,
I understand you're upset.Copy !req
351. - And perhaps your emotions—
- No.Copy !req
352. If I can't trust you,
then I can't work with you.Copy !req
353. You're fired.Copy !req
354. Thank you for my time here,
Princess Carolyn.Copy !req
355. It's been very pleasurable. Until now.Copy !req
356. This part is... sad.Copy !req
357. Don't forget,
you have reservations at 8:00.Copy !req
358. - Thank you, Judah.
- Good night.Copy !req
359. Ruthie, this story has gotten really dark.Copy !req
360. It has a happy ending. I promise.Copy !req
361. Well, can we get there soon?Copy !req
362. This assignment
was supposed to be six beans long.Copy !req
363. You've already gone on for eight beans.Copy !req
364. Okay. I'm almost finished.Copy !req
365. But first, let's check in
with BoJack and Diane again.Copy !req
366. What have they been up to?Copy !req
367. Error. Error.Copy !req
368. I'm not leaving
without the certificate!Copy !req
369. I danced your dance, lady.
I filled out that form.Copy !req
370. But I will not wait in this line anymore.Copy !req
371. Not one person in here
offered me a Fiji water,Copy !req
372. and I am parched
from all the yelling I've been doing!Copy !req
373. BoJack, let's go home.Copy !req
374. No, I would like to register
a formal complaint.Copy !req
375. - How do I do that?
- Complaints are on the eighth floor.Copy !req
376. But you need to fill out an application
for a complaint registration,Copy !req
377. which you can get by waiting
in line 12-B on the third floor.Copy !req
378. You have won this round.Copy !req
379. So Princess Carolyn had to meet Ralph.Copy !req
380. But she didn't know how to tell him
what had happenedCopy !req
381. or how he'd take the news.Copy !req
382. Okay, so, what do you think
about "National Paperweight Day"?Copy !req
383. "Thanks for keeping my papers in place.
I love you as big as outer space."Copy !req
384. Okay, so you'd give that card
to a paperweight?Copy !req
385. Ah, Principessa! And Signor Stilton.
Welcome-a back.Copy !req
386. Let's have a drink then, yes?Copy !req
387. I'll have a glass
of Châteauneuf-du-Pape,Copy !req
388. the red wine inspired by Scandal.Copy !req
389. That Kerry Washington has really brought
red wine into popularity.Copy !req
390. It's a-funny,Copy !req
391. because I thought that the terroir
of the Italian countryside did it.Copy !req
392. - But, a-no, it's-a Miss Kerry Washington.
- Ugh.Copy !req
393. Everybody love-a Miss-a Kerry.Copy !req
394. And my gal pal here
would love some mint tea. Right?Copy !req
395. - You know it.
- Bene, bene.Copy !req
396. How was the doctor?
He tell you the species?Copy !req
397. I can't stop thinking about squeezing
little Philbert's baby feet.Copy !req
398. - Aw-ww...
- She wanted to tell him.Copy !req
399. But she also wanted to let him stay
in his beautiful hopeful reality,Copy !req
400. a reality she herself had lived in
just hours before,Copy !req
401. and to which she now longed
desperately to return.Copy !req
402. Well, the doctor didn't have much info.Copy !req
403. You know how doctors are. But he did say
there's nothing wrong with me, so—Copy !req
404. - Ah, Miss-a Carrie Underwood.
- Ooh!Copy !req
405. - Miss-a Carey Mulligan.
- Agh!Copy !req
406. Miss-a Carey, first name Mariah,
right this-a way!Copy !req
407. - Ugh!
- Look at all of these Miss-a-Carries!Copy !req
408. Are you okay?Copy !req
409. - I have to go.
- Oh. Well, you want me to drive you?Copy !req
410. No, it's fine.
I'll just meet you at home.Copy !req
411. Hmm.Copy !req
412. But when Princess Carolyn
got to the home that she and Ralph shared,Copy !req
413. she found she didn't have the strength
to go inside.Copy !req
414. She wanted to go some place familiar,
some place that was just hers.Copy !req
415. Oh!Copy !req
416. Shh!Copy !req
417. Oh, hey, Princess Carolyn.Copy !req
418. What is going on here?Copy !req
419. Only the future.Copy !req
420. This is horrifying
and it doesn't look legal,Copy !req
421. whatever it is, you'd better
cut me in for ten percent.Copy !req
422. I could cut you off a lot more than that.Copy !req
423. Whose kid is that?Copy !req
424. Look, if you didn't want me
to turn your apartmentCopy !req
425. into a base of operations
for my new clown-dentist venture,Copy !req
426. you should have specified that
when I moved in.Copy !req
427. Mommy? Where's my mom?Copy !req
428. Oh, no! He's waking up.Copy !req
429. Hit him with the giggle gas!Copy !req
430. Ooh!Copy !req
431. Oh!Copy !req
432. All right. You're clearly doing
important work here.Copy !req
433. I'm just gonna have a quick nightcap
and go to bed.Copy !req
434. Hey, what happened to your necklace?Copy !req
435. Oh, fish! Fish, fish, fish, fish.Copy !req
436. It must have fallen off!Copy !req
437. Princess Carolyn?Copy !req
438. Yeah, just a second!Copy !req
439. - Todd, get these clowns outta here!
- Go, go, go, go.Copy !req
440. Scatter, clowns!Copy !req
441. Into the night! Go! Go!Copy !req
442. Go, scamper! Everybody, out!Copy !req
443. Ugh!Copy !req
444. Okay.Copy !req
445. - Oh, hello, handsome.
- Oh, thank God!Copy !req
446. You didn't come home, didn't answer
your phone. I was worried.Copy !req
447. Aw, you was worried?Copy !req
448. Judah told me you might be here.
Did you fire him?Copy !req
449. That hipster Chewbacca,
always getting in my personal biz-natch.Copy !req
450. I didn't know you still had this place.
Why do you still have this place?Copy !req
451. Okay, what? Third degree much?Copy !req
452. - Have you been drinking?
- It's fine, okay?Copy !req
453. - I get to drink because baby went gone!
- What?Copy !req
454. "Gone, baby, gone."
Like that Ben Affleck movie.Copy !req
455. That could be a sequel.
Gone, Baby, Never Was. Write that down.Copy !req
456. - Oh, my God, Princess Carolyn.
- It's okay! You know me.Copy !req
457. I always land on my feet.Copy !req
458. Take a lickin', keep tickin'.Copy !req
459. Like a lollipop with Tourette's.
Write that down.Copy !req
460. So you were lying earlier at dinner?Copy !req
461. Is that what you're upset about?
That I lied?Copy !req
462. About losing the baby?
About keeping my apartment?Copy !req
463. I lied? That's the big sad thing
that happened?Copy !req
464. Trying to process
what you threw at me.Copy !req
465. It's gonna be fine.
I'll be pregnant again in no time.Copy !req
466. I'm so sorry. Let me take you home.Copy !req
467. - When you're ready to try again—
- I'm ready!Copy !req
468. I said I was ready.Copy !req
469. So we'll go back to the doctor,
maybe talk about other options.Copy !req
470. I don't need other options.
My mother had 12 kids.Copy !req
471. My body was made for this.
We just gotta keep tick-tick-tickin'.Copy !req
472. I know you wanna do this on your own,Copy !req
473. but you've had two miscarriages now, and—Copy !req
474. - Five!
- What?Copy !req
475. I've had five miscarriages.Copy !req
476. One last year, now one,
and three others before.Copy !req
477. - But it's whatever. It's okay.
- Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
478. Are you kidding?
I don't want you looking at me like that.Copy !req
479. Like that! I know I can do this.Copy !req
480. You can't keep stuff like this from me.
It's not okay.Copy !req
481. - It's not about you.
- It is. This is about us.Copy !req
482. You're not allowed to be mad at me.Copy !req
483. - This is my bad day.
- It's our bad day.Copy !req
484. It's so easy for you...
to love me when everything's good.Copy !req
485. Princess Carolyn, I...Copy !req
486. - Let me take you home.
- No.Copy !req
487. You need to live in this.
You need to get used to this,Copy !req
488. because if you're serious about having
a baby with me, this could happen again.Copy !req
489. Are you prepared for that?Copy !req
490. This could happen five more times.
But I'm ready for that.Copy !req
491. Because I want this.
Do you want it that bad?Copy !req
492. I just think we should
maybe talk about other options.Copy !req
493. Okay. Here's another option.Copy !req
494. - Get out of my apartment!
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
495. Get out! Save it for your next girlfriend.Copy !req
496. The one you can take home to your parents.
The one who's easy.Copy !req
497. Goodbye, Princess Carolyn.Copy !req
498. What is it?Copy !req
499. I'm calling about the offers.
I don't want to do 'em.Copy !req
500. What's the point of being famous
if you wait in line?Copy !req
501. If you could politely decline
on my behalf—Copy !req
502. I do not work for you, BoJack!Copy !req
503. I'm sorry. I started this all wrong.
How was your day?Copy !req
504. - Well—
- Because mine was awful.Copy !req
505. I mean, truly, one for the books.Copy !req
506. Because I'm a good guy
trying to do the right thing.Copy !req
507. First, I go for my breakfast Pinkberry,Copy !req
508. which I had earned
because I had good intentions for today,Copy !req
509. they're out of my favorite toppings!Copy !req
510. So I go across the street to Menchie's,
like some kind of hobo.Copy !req
511. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
512. At Menchie's, the stupid teen that
worked there raised her eyebrows at me.Copy !req
513. "You kidding me?
You're trying to judge me?Copy !req
514. You have very uneven eyebrows
and you work at a Menchie's."Copy !req
515. And don't even get me started
on the rancid internment campCopy !req
516. that is the L.A. County Courthouse.Copy !req
517. Hey, you wanna know what I doCopy !req
518. when I have a really bad,
awful, terrible day?Copy !req
519. What?Copy !req
520. I imagine my great-great-great
granddaughter in the futureCopy !req
521. talking to her class about me.Copy !req
522. She's poised and funny,
and tells people about meCopy !req
523. and how everything worked out
in the end.Copy !req
524. And when I think about that,Copy !req
525. I think about how everything's
going to work out.Copy !req
526. Because how else could she tell people?Copy !req
527. But it's... fake.Copy !req
528. Yeah, well... it makes me feel better.Copy !req