1. Whew.Copy !req
2. - BoJack?
- I'm back in L.A.Copy !req
3. - I should have called you—
- Yeah. You should have.Copy !req
4. - I said I was sorry.
- No, you didn't.Copy !req
5. - Okay. Good to hear from you, BoJack.
- No—Copy !req
6. Ugh.Copy !req
7. What the...?Copy !req
8. Okay, thank you.Copy !req
9. What's going on here?Copy !req
10. Fundraising dinner for the Peanutbutter
for California campaign.Copy !req
11. - All right, I'm just gonna—
- Sorry. It's a fundraiser.Copy !req
12. - Uh...
- BoJack!Copy !req
13. I love your ironic take
on black-tie attire.Copy !req
14. It really says,
"I truly don't care what you think of me."Copy !req
15. This light bulb won't let me in
to your house without paying.Copy !req
16. Ah, sorry about that.
Gotta raise those funds.Copy !req
17. - Can't I just—
- Thanks for your support, buddy.Copy !req
18. - Means so much. Erica!
- Hey—Copy !req
19. Look at you,
with the right number of ears!Copy !req
20. - Look, I just—
- Twenty thousand dollars a plate.Copy !req
21. Hmm...!Copy !req
22. Oh.Copy !req
23. Hey, do you have another bathroom?
They're all occupied, and I gotta pee.Copy !req
24. Not because I'm pregnant or anything.Copy !req
25. Because if I were pregnant, it would be
bad luck to tell you this early.Copy !req
26. Presuming it was early.
But I'm not pregnant.Copy !req
27. This is just a normal,
non-pregnant gal type of having to pee.Copy !req
28. - There's a bathroom in the pool house.
- You're a lifesaver.Copy !req
29. Pardon me! Out of my way.Copy !req
30. Uh-oh. Am I in Ithaca?Copy !req
31. Because you are looking
"gorges" this evening.Copy !req
32. Well, I must be in Nazi Germany,
because you're "not so" bad yourself.Copy !req
33. - I'm sorry, yours was better.
- Hi.Copy !req
34. Whoa.Copy !req
35. Well, I should go.Copy !req
36. Looks like the work wife/ex-wife
is talking to my other ex-wife.Copy !req
37. - You have two ex-wives here?
- Katrina's his campaign manager.Copy !req
38. And Jessica Biel loves
getting photographed at fancy fundraisers.Copy !req
39. If it isn't my two favorite ladies,
in the same room! This is great.Copy !req
40. - Hey.
- BoJack, I'm busy.Copy !req
41. You haven't seen me for a year and a half.Copy !req
42. Yeah, because you disapp—
No, I am not doing this now.Copy !req
43. - Why don't you get yourself a drink?
- I will get a drink.Copy !req
44. I will get $20,000 worth of drinks.Copy !req
45. Oh, Norman, we have to support the—Copy !req
46. - Ooh, yes.
- All right.Copy !req
47. Hi, Zach Braff. Zach Braff.Copy !req
48. Hey there. Famous actor Zach Braff,
how you doing?Copy !req
49. Everyone? Thank you all for being here.Copy !req
50. We're gonna beat that scoundrel
Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz...Copy !req
51. Boo!Copy !req
52. and bring likability back to politics.Copy !req
53. I especially want to thank my pro-fracking
pals for being here tonight.Copy !req
54. You know, my wife said, "Don't frack,"
but we did it anyway,Copy !req
55. and it all worked out.
Love you, sweetie.Copy !req
56. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
57. Finally— oh!
Sorry about that, folks.Copy !req
58. I sensed an earthquake.
Must have been a false—Copy !req
59. Oh, hey now!Copy !req
60. Nope, I was definitely wrong.Copy !req
61. Listen to me,
I'm the dog who cried earthquake.Copy !req
62. - We're gonna die!
- Oh, fudge!Copy !req
63. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- I can't die!Copy !req
64. I'm not famous enough yet to make
the "In Memoriam" montage at the Oscars!Copy !req
65. I have so many regrets!Copy !req
66. I just picked up a family sitcom
where the mom is a zombie!Copy !req
67. It's called Mombie, and it's terrible!Copy !req
68. I have a condition where every time
I sense a shift in power dynamics,Copy !req
69. I have a tiny orgasm!Copy !req
70. I have no original ideas,
I just repeat things I hear.Copy !req
71. - I've never been in love!
- I've never been in love!Copy !req
72. I tried gay at theater camp!Copy !req
73. I regret everything!Copy !req
74. Whoa!Copy !req
75. Hello?Copy !req
76. Is anyone getting any bars?
I'm not getting any baa-rs.Copy !req
77. Can someone validate my valet ticket?
I would like to go home now.Copy !req
78. There's no way out.
Okay. Everybody stay sane.Copy !req
79. I propose we set each other on fire
for warmth.Copy !req
80. Who wants to be set on fire first?
Not me, I'm Jessica Biel.Copy !req
81. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
82. The natives are getting restless,Copy !req
83. so why don't you say something
to comfort them?Copy !req
84. Okay. Everyone, remain calm!Copy !req
85. No one's going to light anyone on fire.Copy !req
86. For one thing,
that'd eat up a lot of oxygenCopy !req
87. and who knows
how much we have down here.Copy !req
88. - I want oxygen!
- Air! I need air!Copy !req
89. God.Copy !req
90. - You okay, sweetie?
- I think so.Copy !req
91. - That was really scary.
- Yeah.Copy !req
92. At least we know no one
is specifically at fault.Copy !req
93. Well, except for San Andreas.Copy !req
94. This was because you fracked
under our house.Copy !req
95. I told you fracking was dangerous,
and you didn't listen.Copy !req
96. And now our house is ruined
and we're trapped underground,Copy !req
97. and we're all going to die!Copy !req
98. - Is this one of our sexy fights?
- No!Copy !req
99. Hmm.Copy !req
100. Oh, you gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
101. You can be mad at me or get drunk
with me, but you can't do both.Copy !req
102. Watch me.Copy !req
103. Oh, what the shit?Copy !req
104. - Oh, fish.
- Uh... hello?Copy !req
105. - What are you doing in there?
- Uh, I live here.Copy !req
106. Didn't you know
there was a huge party going on?Copy !req
107. I was going to go to the party
after my bath,Copy !req
108. but then I realized
the bath was the party.Copy !req
109. Oh, God.Copy !req
110. Well, I'm not waiting around
to be rescued like some chump.Copy !req
111. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
112. Whoa...!Copy !req
113. - We gotta go in there?
- Well, I don't see any other way.Copy !req
114. Sometimes life is like the second season
of Friday Night Lights —Copy !req
115. you gotta push through
and hope there's better stuff ahead.Copy !req
116. Aw-ww!Copy !req
117. Guys, let's all try to just stay cool
and make the best of things, huh?Copy !req
118. "Make the best of things"? You idiot,
we're trapped and we're terrified.Copy !req
119. Okay, settle down,
you future hard Jeopardy question.Copy !req
120. Let's hear what the idiot has to say.Copy !req
121. So that's are-up on the idiot part?Copy !req
122. How are we supposed to make
the best of things?Copy !req
123. - We're stuck underground.
- This is true.Copy !req
124. But most of us are important celebrities,
so someone will come for us soon.Copy !req
125. And for you regulars,
I'm sure they'll bring you up with us!Copy !req
126. What do we do till then?Copy !req
127. We're actors! I say we put on a show.
Who's with me?Copy !req
128. A show? Who will be the star?
Me, I assume.Copy !req
129. Sure you'll be the star,
and you'll be the star!Copy !req
130. And you'll be the star!
We'll all be the star!Copy !req
131. Folks, I promise you
we will be out of here in no time.Copy !req
132. And that's when I realized...Copy !req
133. I just don't have the face for bangs.Copy !req
134. Oh, my God, thank you so much.
You're too kind! Thank you.Copy !req
135. Thank you, Phoebe, for that rousing
Tale from the Above Ground. Who's next?Copy !req
136. I can't take this anymore.
I need to get out.Copy !req
137. This is the longest I've gone
without moisturizing,Copy !req
138. - and I feel like a lizard!
- Humph.Copy !req
139. - No offense.
- It's only been 72 hours.Copy !req
140. I'm missing my general meeting at CBS.
I'm supposed to get baa-ck to work.Copy !req
141. I can't live like this!
We've gotta light someone on fire.Copy !req
142. I'm starting to think that less-famous
Michelle Monaghan has the right ideaCopy !req
143. - about lighting people on fire.
- Thank you.Copy !req
144. Come on, party people, keep it together.
Let's not forget why we're here—Copy !req
145. to raise money for my campaign,Copy !req
146. and more recently, to not go crazy
and murder each other.Copy !req
147. Can someone please bring me my car?
It's a Prius. A silver Prius.Copy !req
148. You're killing me, Zach.Copy !req
149. Mr. Peanutbutter, you can do this.Copy !req
150. Be the leader that I know you can be.Copy !req
151. Yeah. You're right. I've totally got this.Copy !req
152. What in the world?Copy !req
153. "Vox clamantis in deserto."Copy !req
154. - It is I.
- Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz!Copy !req
155. - We're saved!
- Wow!Copy !req
156. Oh, thank God. A leader.Copy !req
157. Sh.Copy !req
158. What's going on down here?
Anyone's looking for us?Copy !req
159. We're cool. Just being cool, don't worry.Copy !req
160. Diane, have you just been getting drunk
with BoJack this whole time?Copy !req
161. What? I'm still mad at you.Copy !req
162. - Citizens, remain calm.
- Yeah, that's what I've been saying!Copy !req
163. Rescue workers are coming
but it could be a while.Copy !req
164. State emergency funds have been depleted
due to budget overrunsCopy !req
165. on a costly bridge to Hawaii
that's being constructed.Copy !req
166. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
167. Since a woodchuck is a digging animal,
I came to get you out early.Copy !req
168. Is that what a woodchuck is?
Why did I think it was like a beaver?Copy !req
169. What's it like out there, Woodchuck?
Whole neighborhood totaled?Copy !req
170. - Is the city in chaos?
- No, it's really just your house.Copy !req
171. Because of all the fracking that's been
happening underneath your house.Copy !req
172. Oh! Interesting!Copy !req
173. - Ay-yi-yi.
- Oh, right, right.Copy !req
174. So you just burrowed down here to rescue
your political opponent's top donors.Copy !req
175. That's convenient.Copy !req
176. It was actually very inconvenient,Copy !req
177. but I put politics aside
to save you people from dying.Copy !req
178. Three cheers for Woodchuck!Copy !req
179. Hip, hip, hooray!Copy !req
180. Please, don't cheer too loudly.
The tunnel is very delicate.Copy !req
181. - Hip, hip, hooray!
- Seriously, I think it's best to—Copy !req
182. Hip, hip, hooray!Copy !req
183. - Let's cheer one more time, just for fun!
- No, please.Copy !req
184. - Four cheers. Why not? Hip, hip...
- Hooray!Copy !req
185. No!Copy !req
186. So turns out three cheers was probably
an adequate number of cheers.Copy !req
187. - What was that?
- Just keep walking.Copy !req
188. God, I can't wait to get home.Copy !req
189. I don't even have a home anymore.Copy !req
190. Oh, man, where am I going to keep all
my different colored hats I never wear?Copy !req
191. Well, if you need another couch
to crash on, there's always my place.Copy !req
192. - Didn't you move in with Ralph?
- Yeah, but I kept the old apartment.Copy !req
193. - Just in case, I guess.
- In case of what?Copy !req
194. What was that?Copy !req
195. Whoa!Copy !req
196. Oh!Copy !req
197. Now, ladies, just calm down.
We can talk about this.Copy !req
198. What are we gonna do, Princess Carolyn?Copy !req
199. Did you say you're a princess?Copy !req
200. - That's just my name. I'm a manager.
- It's like an agent.Copy !req
201. - It's totally different.
- Is it, though?Copy !req
202. - Silence! You negotiate deals?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
203. You could be of service, Manager Carolyn.Copy !req
204. My hands... they're crushed.Copy !req
205. There's no way I can dig us back out now.Copy !req
206. Well, I can dig!Copy !req
207. Actually, no one should dig.Copy !req
208. Your foundation is basically Swiss cheese.Copy !req
209. The slightest provocation could cause
another collapse that would crush us all.Copy !req
210. I know that because I bought a sitcom
about fracking, The Frack Shack.Copy !req
211. It's New Girl meets fracking.Copy !req
212. Oh, God, no one's gonna watch
that show, huh?Copy !req
213. Someone will be coming for us soon.
In the meantime, we must organize.Copy !req
214. Parcel out food and water
and see how much we've got.Copy !req
215. - I'll assign team leaders.
- Oh, no. I'm sensing a shift in power.Copy !req
216. All right. Um...Copy !req
217. - God...!
- For you, a bananaCopy !req
218. - because you're so appealing.
- Yeah.Copy !req
219. And for you, a radish. Enjoy.Copy !req
220. Mr. Peanutbutter, this is a disaster.Copy !req
221. I don't think so.
I'm food captain, and I am loving it.Copy !req
222. - And who made you the food captain?
- Woodchuck.Copy !req
223. Exactly. He's in charge.Copy !req
224. Excuse me,
you have not been allocated those rations.Copy !req
225. I'm a horse. I need more food,
and I'm a celebrity.Copy !req
226. - Everyone down here is a celebrity.
- Not the caterers.Copy !req
227. Relinquish the food.Copy !req
228. Hey. Here's your chance.Copy !req
229. Actually, Woodchuck, this is my house
and BoJack can eat whatever he wants.Copy !req
230. This man has already reached
his allotted food portion for the day.Copy !req
231. Who said we have to go by your rules?Copy !req
232. Yeah, who made you leader
of underground?Copy !req
233. I'm just gonna take all this and...Copy !req
234. You've appointed me.
Yes, I under— citizens, look...Copy !req
235. Keep it together.Copy !req
236. Weird stuff going on downstairs.Copy !req
237. Humph.Copy !req
238. - I can't believe this is my life.
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
239. Too much sad booze for you.
Where's the happy booze?Copy !req
240. I'm trapped underground
and it's all my husband's faultCopy !req
241. and I'm gonna die in this mansion
in a mass grave with his ex-wives.Copy !req
242. Okay. But on the bright side—Copy !req
243. Look, Mr. Peanutbutter loves you,
you got a cool job, you got friends.Copy !req
244. Jesus, you're right.Copy !req
245. Even when I was above ground,
I wasn't satisfied.Copy !req
246. Oh, my God. I'm the problem!Copy !req
247. Whoa!Copy !req
248. What the...?Copy !req
249. Why can't I be happy? Am I busted?Copy !req
250. No. It...Copy !req
251. I am! I'm a pit.Copy !req
252. I'm a pit that good things fall into!Copy !req
253. Diane, you're not a pit.Copy !req
254. I'm a pit!Copy !req
255. I can't believe I'm crying.
This is so dumb.Copy !req
256. It's okay.
Don't feel bad about feeling bad.Copy !req
257. You disappeared for a year and a half.Copy !req
258. So you do want to talk about it.
Just took four solid days of drinking.Copy !req
259. If you were back in L.A.,
why didn't you call me?Copy !req
260. - I wasn't... ready.
- Ready? For what?Copy !req
261. I wanted to be better
when you saw me again.Copy !req
262. And I thought I could be, somehow.
But I'm not.Copy !req
263. And even if I did get better,
the best I could ever beCopy !req
264. is still just some other version of me.Copy !req
265. BoJack, I can't wait for you to be better.Copy !req
266. I need you in my life.Copy !req
267. - Really?
- You're the biggest asshole I know,Copy !req
268. and you're the only thing
that makes sense to me.Copy !req
269. People should be able to have
some control over their lives down here.Copy !req
270. - Yeah!
- People need boundaries.Copy !req
271. Leadership means
sometimes being the bad guy.Copy !req
272. You hear that? Woodchuck's a bad guy!Copy !req
273. I don't want a bad guy to be our leader.Copy !req
274. - That's not...
- That's a point for Mr. Peanutbutter.Copy !req
275. And I'm the good guy,
so that's two points for me.Copy !req
276. What points? There are no points.Copy !req
277. - This is not a game!
- Well, maybe there should be points.Copy !req
278. - Yeah!
- Points!Copy !req
279. People seem to like my points idea.
That's another point for me.Copy !req
280. Well, I'm the one who came down here
to save you in the first place.Copy !req
281. Surely I get points for that.Copy !req
282. Asking for points is conceited.
That's more points for me.Copy !req
283. - He's right!
- What?Copy !req
284. If you came down to save us,
why are we still here?Copy !req
285. Yeah!Copy !req
286. You had one job, and you couldn't do it!Copy !req
287. - Yeah!
- That's right.Copy !req
288. Minus point for Woodchuck.Copy !req
289. I implore you not to fall
into a mob mentality.Copy !req
290. - He called us a mob! Let's kill him!
- Yeah!Copy !req
291. Folks, Woodchuck's political philosophy
is as broken as his hands.Copy !req
292. That is a convincing argument.
He does have broken hands.Copy !req
293. Maybe it's time an outsider took control.Copy !req
294. An outsider like me,
the guy whose house this is.Copy !req
295. Peanutbutter, Peanutbutter.Copy !req
296. Peanutbutter— everybody.Copy !req
297. Peanutbutter! Peanutbutter!Copy !req
298. Peanutbutter!Copy !req
299. - Me!
- Peanutbutter!Copy !req
300. - Me!
- Peanutbutter!Copy !req
301. Peanutbutter! Peanutbutter...Copy !req
302. BoJack. BoJack.Copy !req
303. - BoJack.
- What?Copy !req
304. - Did you know I can juggle?
- Cool.Copy !req
305. Are you okay?
I mean, outside of our current situationCopy !req
306. of being buried alive
and almost out of alcoholCopy !req
307. except for cooking sherry and Midori?Copy !req
308. It's just been a rough couple years
with Sarah Lynn dying and Herb.Copy !req
309. - And Corduroy?
- Cordu-what now?Copy !req
310. Corduroy? Jackson-Jackson?
Died of autoerotic "asphyx-ization"?Copy !req
311. Oh, yeah, him too. And now I got this...Copy !req
312. girl in my house, this... daughter-type.Copy !req
313. You got daughter? Ruh-roh.Copy !req
314. Yeah, I got daughter, "ruh-roh."Copy !req
315. Supposed to help her figure out
who her mother is.Copy !req
316. But I don't know where to start.Copy !req
317. Did she try sending mutual consent form
to the adoption agency?Copy !req
318. What, what words?Copy !req
319. Well, if it's closed adoption,
you send a mutual consent form.Copy !req
320. Basically says, "I wanna be open now!"Copy !req
321. If Mom says same thing,
boom-bah-boo! Smo-pen Sesame!Copy !req
322. - How do you know about that?
- I had an adopted brother.Copy !req
323. And also for a while,
I hoped I was adopted.Copy !req
324. - Ugh!
- Huh.Copy !req
325. - Whoa!
- Ooh!Copy !req
326. Who dares disturb Queen Antonia?Copy !req
327. My name is Princess Carolyn.Copy !req
328. I represent the soldiers
of Subcolony K-147,Copy !req
329. who feel they're doing all the work
while reaping none of the spoils.Copy !req
330. Everything my soldiers do
benefits the colony.Copy !req
331. I had this same conversation
with Jeffrey Katzenberg.Copy !req
332. Believe me, this doesn't end well
for you.Copy !req
333. What are your demands?Copy !req
334. They want to have sex with your drones.Copy !req
335. My drones?Copy !req
336. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
337. Oliver, assemble the small council.Copy !req
338. Uh, If we're gonna be down here a while,
can I get a new towel?Copy !req
339. Woodchuck's aa-always telling us
what to do!Copy !req
340. He says help is coming,
but how does he know? What if he's lying?Copy !req
341. And I have still not been validated!Copy !req
342. If you could all be patient...Copy !req
343. We're sick of waiting!
It's time for new leadership.Copy !req
344. That attempted movie star is right!Copy !req
345. I declare Mr. Peanutbutter
President-for-life of Underground.Copy !req
346. Yeah!Copy !req
347. Uh, uh, oh!Copy !req
348. - Thank you!
- What? No!Copy !req
349. - What do we do with Woodchuck?
- He must be made an example of.Copy !req
350. - Get him!
- Yeah!Copy !req
351. All right, guys, all right. Calm down.Copy !req
352. We don't need to "get him."
Let's just tie him up someplaceCopy !req
353. where he can't hurt us anymore
with his dangerous ideas.Copy !req
354. Do not tie me up. That isn't necessary.
No, don't— no...!Copy !req
355. - Peanutbutter!
- No!Copy !req
356. - Peanutbutter!
- Thank you, thank you all.Copy !req
357. As my first act as President-for-life,
I declare that everyoneCopy !req
358. is allowed to eat and drink
whatever they want!Copy !req
359. Yeah!Copy !req
360. Agh—!Copy !req
361. I'm starving,Copy !req
362. and not the normal celebrity
kind of starving like I always am.Copy !req
363. Or even red-carpet-season starving.Copy !req
364. - Where's the food?
- You ate all the food.Copy !req
365. This is it!Copy !req
366. Nobody's coming for us.
We need to kill someone for food.Copy !req
367. - Hmm...!
- Oh...!Copy !req
368. Let's eat Mr. Peanutbutter!Copy !req
369. He has the word "peanut butter"
in his name!Copy !req
370. Yeah!Copy !req
371. Guys, guys, guys,
maybe we don't need to eat anybody!Copy !req
372. What's this now?Copy !req
373. Let's listen to the guy
who's saying don't kill me.Copy !req
374. He's got some interesting ideas.Copy !req
375. Listen to me, everyone. Please.Copy !req
376. I'm known for monologues
that sum things up at the end of the show.Copy !req
377. I drive a Prius,
which means I'm a good person.Copy !req
378. Let's not surrender
to our basest instincts.Copy !req
379. I know times are tough,
but I'm sure if we band togetherCopy !req
380. and really concentrate
on the problem at hand,Copy !req
381. we can, as a group of friends—Copy !req
382. - Oh, my God.
- Biel!Copy !req
383. The rule of man is over.
Now begins the rule of fire.Copy !req
384. - Oh, why?
- Jessica, no.Copy !req
385. I will no longer be shackledCopy !req
386. by the civilized society
of the above ground.Copy !req
387. This is Underground,
and the only law here is flame.Copy !req
388. The fire wants not for justice.
The fire wants not for reason.Copy !req
389. - The fire desires only to be fed!
- Feed the fire!Copy !req
390. - The fire is my new god!
- Oh, God!Copy !req
391. I'm so sorry, Mr. Peanutbutter,
but the tide has turnedCopy !req
392. and I side with the fire now.Copy !req
393. Tonight, we dine on Zach Braff.Copy !req
394. - Tomorrow, canine cuisine!
- No.Copy !req
395. You, take him to his spot,
and make him stay.Copy !req
396. No! No! Please!Copy !req
397. Listen to reason... this time!Copy !req
398. Ah-hh!Copy !req
399. I think that's all of it.Copy !req
400. I can't go back to my old life sober.
It's so empty.Copy !req
401. Okay, okay.
Here's the secret to being happy.Copy !req
402. Oh, I can't wait to hear this.Copy !req
403. Just pretend you are happy, and eventually
you'll forget you're pretending.Copy !req
404. Maybe you're right.Copy !req
405. I just need to stop complaining
and work harder.Copy !req
406. Everyone else is doing it.
Why am I so special?Copy !req
407. Lock him in here!Copy !req
408. - Please! Diane, my sweet wife.
- What's going on?Copy !req
409. Marvin Gaye.Copy !req
410. The People of Underground
have a new god, the fire.Copy !req
411. And for my crimes
I will be fed to its ravenous flames.Copy !req
412. My only hope is the meat
of Zach Braff proves lasting,Copy !req
413. but I fear by daybreak,
there will be no Braff meat left.Copy !req
414. - What's going on?
- Four Non-Blondes.Copy !req
415. Everybody out except the prisoner.Copy !req
416. - No!
- Easy on the merchandise!Copy !req
417. Get off me!Copy !req
418. Well, it's been a tough week,
lots of back and forth,Copy !req
419. but I think we've reached an agreement
that meets everybody's needs.Copy !req
420. "The queen will share
male sex servants with the soldiersCopy !req
421. for one night of magnificent,
sensuous splendor,Copy !req
422. a gorgeous bacchanal
of hedonistic delights,Copy !req
423. with a second orgy pickup option,
pursuant on success of the first."Copy !req
424. My clients are satisfied with those terms.Copy !req
425. Great. Now can we please return
to the surface world?Copy !req
426. All my favorite clouds are up there.Copy !req
427. Oh, I like this one.
He's got moxie and a soft thorax.Copy !req
428. How did you find your fleshy self
in my kingdom, you pink marshmallow?Copy !req
429. We were at this big
Beverly Hills fundraiser.Copy !req
430. There was an earthquake,
and now everyone's trapped underground.Copy !req
431. Did you say Beverly Hills?
Ugh! Of course.Copy !req
432. Surface dwellers are always moving in
on our territory.Copy !req
433. First they move here, then taxes go up,Copy !req
434. the next thing you know,
there's a Whole Foods.Copy !req
435. How am I supposed to concentrate
on a great orgyCopy !req
436. when I've got gentrification on my mind?Copy !req
437. No, we've got to get
those interlopers out of here.Copy !req
438. - Let's—
- Hey! Hold on.Copy !req
439. - Uh...
- Mr. Peanutbutter,Copy !req
440. did you or did you not tell us
we could eat whatever we wanted?Copy !req
441. Peanutbutter!Copy !req
442. Peanutbutter! Peanutbutter!
Peanutbutter!Copy !req
443. We gotta do something.Copy !req
444. Mr. Peanutbutter's the only non-shitty
thing that's ever happened to meCopy !req
445. and now they're gonna set him on fire.Copy !req
446. Okay. What would non-hungover Diane do?
She's smart.Copy !req
447. I don't know. I need water.Copy !req
448. There is no more water.
That's the problem.Copy !req
449. "Choodwuck" is right.Copy !req
450. Wait, isn't there water, under the ground?
Like, a well?Copy !req
451. - Yeah! And we're underground.
- If we dig, we'll get water!Copy !req
452. - Do not dig. The ground is very volatile.
- Quiet, sky rodent! To the shovels!Copy !req
453. Mr. Peanutbutter, your time is nigh.Copy !req
454. Any last words
before we light you on fire?Copy !req
455. Yes, if I could just say,
"Don't light me on fire"?Copy !req
456. The fire bends to no man's will.
Nothing can defeat the fire. Only—Copy !req
457. Water!Copy !req
458. What?Copy !req
459. - Oh, wow, it's really water.
- Water is stronger than fire.Copy !req
460. Wait, let's not really forget how— ugh!Copy !req
461. Water is my new god now!Copy !req
462. Oh, boy.Copy !req
463. - Clear gold!
- All right, water!Copy !req
464. H-2-Oh, boy, we hit the freaking jackpot!Copy !req
465. Hang on. It's— it's not stopping.Copy !req
466. Which is great!Copy !req
467. You hit a pipe, you drunken imbeciles.Copy !req
468. H-2-Oh, no!Copy !req
469. Well, I guess this is it.Copy !req
470. Oh, God! It's another earthquake!Copy !req
471. How is this happening?Copy !req
472. Heave! Heave! Heave!Copy !req
473. Get them out of here!Copy !req
474. Okay.Copy !req
475. No! Please! I'm important down here!Copy !req
476. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
477. Oh, what an eyesore.
The HOA will be hearing about this.Copy !req
478. We are never talking
about any of this ever again. Whew.Copy !req
479. So I will see you tomorrow.
We've got a rally in BakersfieldCopy !req
480. and then we're touring
a tennis ball factory in Modesto.Copy !req
481. Okay.Copy !req
482. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
483. You're the best thing
that ever happened to me.Copy !req
484. - I don't tell you that enough.
- It's okay.Copy !req
485. If this governor thing
is really important to you...Copy !req
486. It's not. You saw me in there.
I'm a terrible leader.Copy !req
487. I don't want to be governor.
I just wanted people to like me.Copy !req
488. Well, I like you.Copy !req
489. Come on, Diane, let's go home...Copy !req
490. oh, right.Copy !req
491. Well, thanks for inviting me
to your party.Copy !req
492. I had a wonderful time.
Evening really flew by.Copy !req
493. Sure.Copy !req
494. - You guys hungry?
- I could eat.Copy !req
495. - Ethiopian?
- Ooh, haven't done Ethiopian in a while.Copy !req
496. I should go home.
I haven't seen my boyfriend in ten days.Copy !req
497. He's probably worried about me.Copy !req
498. I'm down for Ethiopian.
I love that sponge bread.Copy !req
499. - What do they call it, "injera"?
- Yeah, injera.Copy !req
500. - Injera, right.
- That's right.Copy !req
501. Yeah, that's good bread.Copy !req