1. So you said let's do the show
about the horse,Copy !req
2. - but this time without the horse.
- I know, I'm sorry.Copy !req
3. And I said,
"That's a terrible idea."Copy !req
4. And you said, "I got someone
even better." I got...Copy !req
5. - What's this asshole's name again?
- Vincent D'Onofrio.Copy !req
6. - And here we are.
- Okay. Action!Copy !req
7. Hey, Zoe. Hey, Zelda.Copy !req
8. - I forgot my boombox.
- And your deodorant.Copy !req
9. Pee-yew, mister.Copy !req
10. - Zoe, that's no way to get adopted.
- Adopted, by me?Copy !req
11. Children, I'm a single
breakdancing instructorCopy !req
12. who can barely take care of himself.Copy !req
13. Plus, I'm too rad to be a dad.Copy !req
14. Ooh!Copy !req
15. And shake it up. Hah!Copy !req
16. Cut!Copy !req
17. It's fine, Katrina. If I didn't randomly
wander into doors all the time,Copy !req
18. I never would have ended up
co-piloting the very planeCopy !req
19. that brought me to Los Angeles.Copy !req
20. Excuse me, didn't you see
the flashing red light outside the door?Copy !req
21. Of course. That's why I stopped...Copy !req
22. what I was doing to come inside.Copy !req
23. Ooh, are you filming a sitcom?
I love sitcoms!Copy !req
24. You should have a character say,
"Talk to the hand."Copy !req
25. The hand! Not the face,
where the ears are.Copy !req
26. hands can't hear.Copy !req
27. What do you mean the character
needs to be more likable?Copy !req
28. They don't teach likability
at the American Stanislavski Theatre.Copy !req
29. Look, this is not about your acting.Copy !req
30. You don't want an actor,
you want a blank canvasCopy !req
31. upon which to project your own
mawkish notions of goodness.Copy !req
32. Some man for all seasons
up for a bit of anything—Copy !req
33. cheerful, optimistic, indomitable.Copy !req
34. I assure you no such man exists.Copy !req
35. But you're welcome to keep looking.Copy !req
36. This D'Onofrio has had enoughfrio.Copy !req
37. - Hah hah!
- Hmm.Copy !req
38. But my favorite scenes
are when a characterCopy !req
39. is completely oblivious to something
really important going on behind him.Copy !req
40. That, dear friends, is where the sit
truly hits the com.Copy !req
41. - Excuse me.
- Kind of in the middle of something.Copy !req
42. - He's yakking away, tension's building...
- Hey, you, sir.Copy !req
43. the audience is like,
"Hey, turn around."Copy !req
44. Maybe the person behind him
even interrupts him—Copy !req
45. - Can we talk to you for a second?
- Just like that.Copy !req
46. And then, when it would be ridiculous
to go on even one second longer...Copy !req
47. - My name is David Chase.
- Do you mind?Copy !req
48. Only then does he say,
exasperated,Copy !req
49. "What? What do you want?"Copy !req
50. I want your face on billboards,
you beautiful nonsensical clown prince.Copy !req
51. Doggie-doggie what now?Copy !req
52. Kid, how'd you like to be the star of
"Untitled Horsin' Around Knockoff"?Copy !req
53. Me, a star? But I have
no experience, no formal training.Copy !req
54. Hey, you, you don't need
any of those things.Copy !req
55. You got "it."Copy !req
56. Ohh...Copy !req
57. Hey, BoJack, it's me again.Copy !req
58. Hmm?Copy !req
59. I haven't heard from you
in, like, three months,Copy !req
60. so I'm calling again
to make sure you're okay.Copy !req
61. What's new with me?Copy !req
62. Well...Copy !req
63. Monocle? No, I think
you're thinking of Mr. Peanut.Copy !req
64. I don't know if you heardCopy !req
65. but Mr. Peanutbutter
is running for governor, kind of.Copy !req
66. I want a comprehensive crisscross
of cold calls to Contra Costa County.Copy !req
67. I mean, Christ, people, get me signatures.Copy !req
68. First, they need to get Woodchuck
Coodchuck-Berkowitz recalled,Copy !req
69. which is basically impossible.Copy !req
70. So that actually makes it really easy
for me to be supportive.Copy !req
71. - How's the recall effort?
- Stupendous!Copy !req
72. Uh, no. We're about 4,000 signatures shy
of stupendous,Copy !req
73. and the deadline's in a week.Copy !req
74. Even if you don't get all the signatures,
I'll still be proud of you.Copy !req
75. Maybe even more so.Copy !req
76. But when we do get
the signatures we need—Copy !req
77. - please note I said "when," not "if"...
- Noted.Copy !req
78. then the campaign will begin in...
oh, where did you say again, Katrina?Copy !req
79. Earnest. When we get the signatures,
the campaign will begin in earnest.Copy !req
80. Right. Earnest, California.Copy !req
81. Earnest is not a city in Cal—
Why do I try?Copy !req
82. Looks like you two
have everything worked out.Copy !req
83. Just please note
that I am being supportive.Copy !req
84. Noted!Copy !req
85. Most women wouldn't like
having their husband's ex-wifeCopy !req
86. hanging around all the time,
but I'm totally cool with itCopy !req
87. because she makes me look
super chill by comparison.Copy !req
88. Oh, uh— okay.Copy !req
89. Anyway, call me back.Copy !req
90. This is Diane, by the way.
Nguyen, obviously.Copy !req
91. You sure you wouldn't rather
just play a governorCopy !req
92. in a movie or TV show?Copy !req
93. I could attach Tommy Schlamme
to direct.Copy !req
94. Tommy Schlamme, shmommy Schlamme.Copy !req
95. This is bigger than all that.
Don't you recall?Copy !req
96. - Recall what?
- The governor. We need signatures.Copy !req
97. Oh, sure.
Where do you stand on the issues?Copy !req
98. Oh, he doesn't stand anywhere on issues
because he's not running for governor yet.Copy !req
99. I'm mainly for people right now
and also for the future.Copy !req
100. Listen, I'm not feeling so hot.Copy !req
101. Why don't you go get
signatures downstairs.Copy !req
102. Jennifer Garner's in the lobby.
She'll sign on to anything.Copy !req
103. Judah! Can I get your John Wilkes Hancock?Copy !req
104. Oh, I never developed a signature.
I find them unnecessarily ostentatious.Copy !req
105. But I can print my name legibly.Copy !req
106. Thank you, Rain Man-bun.
That'll do nicely.Copy !req
107. Okay.Copy !req
108. Ralph dropped this off for you.Copy !req
109. "I always make a beeline
to see my feline." Aww!Copy !req
110. Also, you wanted me to remind you about
FX's American Dead Girl miniseries.Copy !req
111. Oh, that's right! What train wreck
are we rubbernecking at this year?Copy !req
112. They're doing the Sarah Lynn storyCopy !req
113. and they're looking
for someone to play BoJack.Copy !req
114. Oh!Copy !req
115. Well, as I was saying, FX is looking
for a BoJack Horseman—Copy !req
116. Ugh!Copy !req
117. Horseman— Ho—Copy !req
118. So, as we discussed earlier,Copy !req
119. is this one of the moments
where you would want privacy?Copy !req
120. You know what I'd do
if I had eight million dollars?Copy !req
121. - Yeah, you'd give it to the waitress.
- Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
122. I mean, if I had
eight million dollars now,Copy !req
123. I'd start a company that makes
remote-controlled drones.Copy !req
124. But these drones have a seat
hanging from the bottomCopy !req
125. so you can fly around in it.Copy !req
126. A drone with a throne.
A drone throne.Copy !req
127. But if you're in it, isn't it not a drone?Copy !req
128. I feel like you're getting
really hung up on labels.Copy !req
129. Well, anyways,
with my eight million dollarsCopy !req
130. I'm starting a new dating app
just for firemenCopy !req
131. and redheaded women named Emily.Copy !req
132. Aww, you don't need an app,
just hang out with me.Copy !req
133. Todd, you're great.Copy !req
134. What a way to end a sentence.Copy !req
135. But I want a boyfriend who isn't asexual.Copy !req
136. Whoa. Why did you call me that?Copy !req
137. No, no, it's not bad.
I didn't mean it negatively.Copy !req
138. - I was just, like, stating it.
- I'm not— that word doesn't describe—Copy !req
139. Okay, okay, I'm sorry,
whatever you call yourself,Copy !req
140. you're my friend and I support you.Copy !req
141. But sometimes labels can be helpful.Copy !req
142. Wow. Well, I would label
this conversation "rough".Copy !req
143. Here's the check.Copy !req
144. And this cow likes getting tipped.Copy !req
145. Hey, BoJack, it's me again,
voicemail number 17.Copy !req
146. Did I tell you I'm working at a blog?Copy !req
147. I wrote a story about
an all-girl refugee kickball league.Copy !req
148. It didn't get as many clicks as Gillian's
story about how in certain picturesCopy !req
149. you can see the outline
of Chris Hemsworth's penisCopy !req
150. but, you know, we're all contributing
in our own ways.Copy !req
151. Anyway, it's weird not having you around.Copy !req
152. I hope you're okay, wherever you are.Copy !req
153. "I'm so smitten
with my favorite little adult cat."Copy !req
154. Oh! I love it.Copy !req
155. I'm sorry I couldn't make itCopy !req
156. to the Paul Blart 3: Till Death
Do Us Blart premiere last night.Copy !req
157. I had a doctor's appointment.Copy !req
158. - Whoa. Is everything okay?
- Yeah, yeah, it's fine.Copy !req
159. I don't like not knowing where you are,
especially when we live three freewaysCopy !req
160. and an unprotected left turn
away from each other.Copy !req
161. I was thinking, what if you move
somewhere closer to me,Copy !req
162. like into my house?Copy !req
163. Oh. Wow!Copy !req
164. Would you, could you, with a mouse?Copy !req
165. I— I could, and I would,
but it's not a good time.Copy !req
166. Oh, okay.Copy !req
167. - I'm sorry.
- No, no, it's fine. There's no hurry.Copy !req
168. - We're still young, right?
- Oh, yeah, I'm super young.Copy !req
169. Blake Lively accidentally
called me Mommy yesterday,Copy !req
170. but I'm sure she does that
to other young women all the time.Copy !req
171. Churro-flavored waffles!Copy !req
172. Huh?Copy !req
173. Drone Throne.Copy !req
174. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
175. Okay, Todd. Whoa!Copy !req
176. Oh, God, today's the day.Copy !req
177. I haven't been this nervous
since Diane was vacuumingCopy !req
178. during a thunderstorm
on the Fourth of July,Copy !req
179. I had to take a bath,
and there was a stranger in our yard.Copy !req
180. There's no need to be nervous,
or calm for that matterCopy !req
181. because you've already lost.Copy !req
182. We're 1,600 signatures short
and the clock runs out at 9:00 AM.Copy !req
183. So it's gonna take a miracle, huh?Copy !req
184. Oh, no! It's over.Copy !req
185. Everyone can get out of my house now.Copy !req
186. Ooh, tough break, kid.
We're all in shock.Copy !req
187. McG! Are you still looking for a starCopy !req
188. for your transgender Teddy Roosevelt
Planes, Trains and Automobiles reboot,Copy !req
189. Plans, Trans, A Man, A Canal, Panama?Copy !req
190. Because someone just became available.Copy !req
191. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
192. I don't understand what happened.Copy !req
193. Let me put it in terms
your dumb dog brain can comprehend.Copy !req
194. All your life people have been
throwing you bonesCopy !req
195. because they like you,Copy !req
196. but everyone has a ceiling
to their likability.Copy !req
197. This is a bone you can't have,
because people just don't like you enough.Copy !req
198. - I'm sorry, Mr. Peanutbutter.
- You know, it's funny.Copy !req
199. Personally I like Woodchuck
and he's a fine governor,Copy !req
200. but for some reason, even though
I have zero qualifications,Copy !req
201. I honestly thought I would have made
an even better governor.Copy !req
202. - Well, what matters is you tried.
- But I would have been good, right?Copy !req
203. Now that there's no chance
you will ever be governor,Copy !req
204. I can tell you honestly...Copy !req
205. Yes. You would have been great.Copy !req
206. Stop. But seriously, though, elaborate.Copy !req
207. You care about people,
you follow your heart.Copy !req
208. Those are important qualities
you should never give up on.Copy !req
209. So what you're saying is
I shouldn't give up?Copy !req
210. - On those qualities.
- Yeah. Never concede.Copy !req
211. - Stick it out, stay in the race.
- Uh— no—Copy !req
212. Uh, maybe we should get
Katrina's two cents on this.Copy !req
213. - Katrina?
- Race. That's it, Diane!Copy !req
214. You diabolical Thin Mint.Copy !req
215. You, and only you, are responsible
for the great thing I am about to do.Copy !req
216. Katrina?Copy !req
217. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
218. Moments ago I found myself
in what seemed to be a no-win situation.Copy !req
219. But it turns out
it was a "Nguyen situation."Copy !req
220. I'm referring of course
to my supportive wife Diane Nguyen,Copy !req
221. who told me to never give up!Copy !req
222. And that's why I am challenging
Woodchuck Coodchuck-BerkowitzCopy !req
223. - to a ski race down Devil's Mountain.
- What?Copy !req
224. No more petitions
or fancy ballot initiatives,Copy !req
225. just a mano a mano,
no-holds-barred slippery slalomCopy !req
226. down an ice-covered peak.Copy !req
227. Winner gets to be governor,
loser goes home.Copy !req
228. Your move, Governor.
Mic drop!Copy !req
229. Aaah!Copy !req
230. What the hell is he talking about?Copy !req
231. It sounds like he's challenging you
to a ski race down Devil's Mountain.Copy !req
232. What an absurd conceit.
Do I even need to respond to this?Copy !req
233. No, sir.Copy !req
234. Because I'd rather focus
on my drought relief optimizationCopy !req
235. using geohydration technology,
or DROUGHT plan.Copy !req
236. If I know anything, this story
will go away in a couple of days.Copy !req
237. Now Mr. Peanutbutter, you challenged
Woodchuck to a ski race a month ago.Copy !req
238. Not just any ski race, a high-stakes dash
down Devil's MountainCopy !req
239. - for the governorship itself.
- But still no comment from the governor.Copy !req
240. Why won't he race you?
That's what I want to know.Copy !req
241. You and me both, friendo.Copy !req
242. But this isn't an us-ocracy,
it's a dem-ocracy.Copy !req
243. - Ooh!
- So let's ask "dem" what "dey" think.Copy !req
244. Any questions for the governor, folks?Copy !req
245. Why won't Woodchuck race?Copy !req
246. So, to be clear, my DROUGHT plan
is actually a drought relief plan.Copy !req
247. I see now how that's confusing.
Any other questions?Copy !req
248. Are you going to race Mr. Peanutbutter?Copy !req
249. Any questions about the DROUGHT plan?Copy !req
250. To ski or not to ski?Copy !req
251. That was the question
posed by William ShakespeareCopy !req
252. and it's perhaps even more relevant today.Copy !req
253. Of course, there are reasons
why a gubernatorial electionCopy !req
254. should not be decided by a ski race,Copy !req
255. but are there also reasons
why it should?Copy !req
256. For the sake of "fairness"Copy !req
257. we've brought in two experts
with opposite opinionsCopy !req
258. who will now have equal time
to just say those opinionsCopy !req
259. because that's what news is.Copy !req
260. You think they'll really race
down Devil's Mountain?Copy !req
261. What do I care? As long as I've got
my giant bag of kettle corn,Copy !req
262. that's the only thing that concerns me.Copy !req
263. - What the?
- Drone Throne strikes again! Ha ha!Copy !req
264. Get back here with my kettle corn!Copy !req
265. You can't call it a drone
if you're riding on it.Copy !req
266. Suckers! Hooray!Copy !req
267. Ha ha! Oh— oh, no!Copy !req
268. Aw, man.Copy !req
269. I was hoisted by my own petard,Copy !req
270. the one petard I thought
would never hoist me.Copy !req
271. Unprecedented poppycock.Copy !req
272. This poppycock has no precedent.Copy !req
273. Maybe it's time to make a statement.Copy !req
274. Madeline, no.Copy !req
275. This outlandish buffoonery
is beneath the office of the governor.Copy !req
276. I can't defile the legacy
of my predecessorsCopy !req
277. who built the Golden Gate Bridge,
irrigated the Central Valley,Copy !req
278. and played Mr. Freeze in a Batman movie.Copy !req
279. Can't you see this thing
is eating you alive?Copy !req
280. Do it for us, Woodcharles.
Do it for us.Copy !req
281. And so this ski race would be both
undemocratic and unconstitutional,Copy !req
282. which is why I will not be racing
Mr. Peanutbutter down Devil's Mountain.Copy !req
283. What if the state constitution
were changed to allow it?Copy !req
284. - Then would you race Mr. Peanutbutter?
- I...Copy !req
285. Fine. If a state senator
wanted to waste everybody's timeCopy !req
286. by sponsoring an amendment
to the constitution,Copy !req
287. and the motion got two-thirds majority
in both housesCopy !req
288. so as to allow
a democratically-elected governorCopy !req
289. to accept a ski race challenge
for his office,Copy !req
290. then yes, I would race Mr. Peanutbutter.Copy !req
291. Well, I guess that puts
that idea to bed, right?Copy !req
292. - Hmm.
- Right?Copy !req
293. - Hmm...
- Right?Copy !req
294. You want me to sponsor a ski race
amendment to the constitution?Copy !req
295. Or you could sponsor the amendment
that has a hidden riderCopy !req
296. doubling farm subsidies in your district.Copy !req
297. - Inglewood could use some farms.
- That's right.Copy !req
298. I do have these campaign donors—
uh, I mean, constituentsCopy !req
299. who really care about babies' access
to vaping devices.Copy !req
300. Uh-huh.Copy !req
301. I've always wanted to drive across
a bridge to Hawaii.Copy !req
302. - Can we do that?
- You got it.Copy !req
303. Aloha!Copy !req
304. Hoo hoo hoo hoo! Whoo!Copy !req
305. It tickles.Copy !req
306. I'm astounded that it has come to this.Copy !req
307. But since the exorbitantly expensiveCopy !req
308. and astonishingly titled I Love California
amendment is now law,Copy !req
309. I formally accept Mr. Peanutbutter's
challenge to a ski race.Copy !req
310. It happens that I'm an excellent skierCopy !req
311. who won numerous medals in the sport
when I raced for DartmouthCopy !req
312. but, again, I am shocked
that fact is relevantCopy !req
313. in the matter of selecting
our state's governor.Copy !req
314. Mr. Peanutbutter, I will see you
on Devil's Mountain.Copy !req
315. - Whoa!
- This is insane.Copy !req
316. You could actually become governor
by winning a race.Copy !req
317. Yeah. Wow.Copy !req
318. You know, it's days like this
I wish I knew how to ski.Copy !req
319. - You don't ski?
- Never really got into it, no.Copy !req
320. Then why did you challenge the governor
to a ski race?Copy !req
321. I didn't think
it would get this far.Copy !req
322. You gotta admit, this is pretty out there.Copy !req
323. Well, I guess that's it. Oh, well.
Tough break. Bye forever, Katrina.Copy !req
324. No, this is not over.
This is just beginning.Copy !req
325. Mr. Peanutbutter,
you're going to ski school.Copy !req
326. Doggie-doggie what now?Copy !req
327. Hey, BoJack, it's me again.Copy !req
328. Where are you, I'm worried,Copy !req
329. hope you're not dead,
etc... you get it.Copy !req
330. Anyway, things are even crazier
around here lately.Copy !req
331. Don't know if you've seen the news,
but I really wish you were here for this.Copy !req
332. Well, I'm off to ski school
so I can learn how to ski,Copy !req
333. so I can become the governor.Copy !req
334. Y ou'd say something like,Copy !req
335. "That's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard."Copy !req
336. Sounds great, sweetheart.Copy !req
337. But as the old saying goes,
that's politics.Copy !req
338. Then you'd probably say,
"A, that's not an old sayingCopy !req
339. and, B, that's not politics!
Nothing about that is politics."Copy !req
340. This is so great!Copy !req
341. Then you would be so overwhelmedCopy !req
342. by the unbearable ludicrousness
of the situationCopy !req
343. that you would get in your car
and drive to Hawaii,Copy !req
344. which is also a thing you could do nowCopy !req
345. because of a new bill
that cost our state billions of dollars.Copy !req
346. It's all so great!Copy !req
347. You know, it's funny,
because the last time I saw youCopy !req
348. you told me that you needed me
in your life,Copy !req
349. and then you just disappeared.Copy !req
350. So how do you think
that makes me feel?Copy !req
351. Well, wherever you are,
I hope you're happy.Copy !req
352. I really do, BoJack.Copy !req
353. Also, I haven't seen Todd in a while.
He's not with you, is he?Copy !req
354. Oh, simple kettle corn.Copy !req
355. Between the worlds of the sweet
and the savory.Copy !req
356. Not quite popcorn, not quite candy.Copy !req
357. What are we?Copy !req
358. Hey, get away! Get, get!Copy !req
359. Wow, my first day at ski academy.Copy !req
360. What collegiate shenanigans
will befall me?Copy !req
361. There will be no shenanigans
on my watch.Copy !req
362. Professor Thistlethorpe,Copy !req
363. the famously humorless yet somehow
also lovable ski instructor?Copy !req
364. Peanutbutter, is it?
Everything about you disgusts me.Copy !req
365. Uh...Copy !req
366. And yet, there might be
something in you after all.Copy !req
367. You really mean it?Copy !req
368. This shall be my greatest challenge.Copy !req
369. Meet me on the summit
tomorrow at daybreak.Copy !req
370. Well, it is daybreak
and here we are at the summit.Copy !req
371. First lesson, break your skis in half.Copy !req
372. Oh, I don't have skis.
Was I supposed to bring skis?Copy !req
373. - You didn't say that.
- No bother. They shan't be required.Copy !req
374. Instead, read this book of poetry.Copy !req
375. I'll see you in the classroom.Copy !req
376. Ah, there you are.
Did you read the book of poetry?Copy !req
377. No! I forgot to.Copy !req
378. - Excellent.
- I'm sor— Excellent?Copy !req
379. My assignment was a test.Copy !req
380. Skiing isn't about reading old books.Copy !req
381. - It's about speaking truth to power...
- Oh!Copy !req
382. and you have spoken it eloquently.Copy !req
383. You are my finest student.Copy !req
384. I love you.Copy !req
385. - Are you okay, professor?
- Just a cough.Copy !req
386. I'm sure it's nothing. You can come by
tomorrow for your diploma.Copy !req
387. I can't believe ski school
is already over.Copy !req
388. Professor Thistlethorpe?
Professor Thistlethorpe!Copy !req
389. Remember everything
I taught you.Copy !req
390. I will.Copy !req
391. Also, if you have any tips for skiing,
that would be really helpful.Copy !req
392. The most important part of skiingCopy !req
393. is to keep your legs ben...Copy !req
394. Who's Ben?Copy !req
395. Devil's Mountain is the place,
skiing is the sport.Copy !req
396. I'm uncomfortable.
It's cold out.Copy !req
397. Tell me, who do you think
will win today's boutCopy !req
398. and what does it mean
for the future of California?Copy !req
399. I hate winter sports.Copy !req
400. I want to go inside and drink a cider.Copy !req
401. And they're off!Copy !req
402. Woodchuck, off to a great start.Copy !req
403. Mr. Peanutbutter seems to be employingCopy !req
404. some sort of awkwardly
falling down technique.Copy !req
405. - Any sign of them?
- Nothing yet.Copy !req
406. - Oh! I made you a card.
- You did?Copy !req
407. Oh, wow, it's sparkly.Copy !req
408. Sorry, I went a little overboard
with the glitterCopy !req
409. and a little underboard with the glue.Copy !req
410. "Let's move in together.
I think I'm ready now."Copy !req
411. This is great.
Are you sure, though,Copy !req
412. because last time you seemed
a little hesitant.Copy !req
413. - No, I was just a little pregnant.
- Oh!Copy !req
414. I was gonna tell you, really,Copy !req
415. but then before I could tell you
there was nothing to tell you.Copy !req
416. Oh.Copy !req
417. I'm so sorry. I still wish
you would've told me.Copy !req
418. I have a card for that. On the front
it says, "Life isn't fairage."Copy !req
419. I'm sorry. I just felt dumb
because all my life I've wanted a family.Copy !req
420. But I didn't want it to happen
just because I got pregnant by accidentCopy !req
421. - and then you got stuck with me.
- Okay, first of all,Copy !req
422. if I get stuck to something,
you're the prettiest glue trap I ever saw.Copy !req
423. - You know what I mean.
- Second, if that's how you feel,Copy !req
424. maybe you shouldn't get pregnant
by accident.Copy !req
425. - Well, I didn't try to!
- No.Copy !req
426. I'm saying maybe we should
get you pregnant on purpose.Copy !req
427. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
428. We love each other,
and we enjoy having sex with each other—Copy !req
429. and we're good
at having sex with each other.Copy !req
430. And also, I think you'd be
an amazing mother.Copy !req
431. Even Blake Lively thinks so.Copy !req
432. Ah, still got it.Copy !req
433. Yes!Copy !req
434. Whoa! Whoa-ho-ho!Copy !req
435. Ohh! Get control.Copy !req
436. Woodchuck in the lead,
still in the lead.Copy !req
437. Woodchuck remains
very much in the lead.Copy !req
438. Goodbye, dear friend.Copy !req
439. You served me well.Copy !req
440. Okay, all right, here we go.Copy !req
441. Mr. Peanutbutter?Copy !req
442. Ohh!Copy !req
443. I see Woodchuck!Copy !req
444. Yes!Copy !req
445. Go, Woodcharles!Copy !req
446. Oh... whoa... Whoa!Copy !req
447. Oh, my God.Copy !req
448. Todd forever!Copy !req
449. Whaa!Copy !req
450. Ow, ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
451. Invictus!Copy !req
452. Ooh! Ooh.Copy !req
453. Oh... ohh.Copy !req
454. - Did I win?
- Come on, honey.Copy !req
455. Let's go home.Copy !req
456. Well, I hope that settles it.Copy !req
457. We can finally put an end
to this nonsense.Copy !req
458. Sir, the rules are clear: the first person
to cross the finish line becomes governor,Copy !req
459. and, well, a strange boy
fell out of the skyCopy !req
460. and crossed the line first.Copy !req
461. They're swearing him in now.Copy !req
462. - So help me Todd.
- Congratulations, Governor Chavez.Copy !req
463. You know, ever since
I first became governorCopy !req
464. I've thought,
"I don't want to be governor"Copy !req
465. and that's where I am now.Copy !req
466. So, can I not be governor?Copy !req
467. You'd like to resign?Copy !req
468. Yeah. I'm just really not
into labels right now.Copy !req
469. Maybe after some soul searching
I'll be ready to really know what I am.Copy !req
470. But for right now,
I think I speak for all CaliforniansCopy !req
471. when I say, "I ate too much kettle cornCopy !req
472. while drifting through the sky
on an out of control drone throne."Copy !req
473. Okay, is this charade over?
Can I be governor again?Copy !req
474. Sir, we live in a society of laws.Copy !req
475. When a governor resigns,
that triggers a special election.Copy !req
476. Until which, the governor's seat
shall remain vacant.Copy !req
477. Election, you say?Copy !req
478. Mr. Peanutbutter, will you run?Copy !req
479. - You bet I will, and you know why?
- No, tell me.Copy !req
480. Because this whole ski race was a joke.Copy !req
481. Of course Woodchuck was gonna beat me.
He went to Dartmouth.Copy !req
482. So where's the candidate
for regular schmoes like me,Copy !req
483. - who went to Northwestern?
- Is he serious right now?Copy !req
484. You know, Governor Woodchuck
Coodchuck-BerkowitzCopy !req
485. thinks he's better than us,
but is he better than us?Copy !req
486. - No!
- Uh, if I could say a few words—Copy !req
487. He thinks the race is over.Copy !req
488. Well, I say it's just starting.Copy !req
489. And he wants me to sit and stay
and roll over?Copy !req
490. - No!
- I say California's tired of rolling over.Copy !req
491. What do you say?Copy !req
492. - Yeah!
- I'm tired.Copy !req
493. I say it's time for me
to stand up and speak.Copy !req
494. Diane-Diane what now?Copy !req
495. So loud as you can,
let me hear what you want.Copy !req
496. Peanutbutter!
Peanutbutter!Copy !req
497. - Uh, citizens—
- I can't hear you!Copy !req
498. Peanutbutter!
Peanutbutter!Copy !req
499. Peanutbutter!Copy !req
500. - Peanutbutter!
- Friends, some decorum, please.Copy !req
501. - Peanutbutter! Peanutbutter!
- Ah!Copy !req
502. Peanutbutter! Peanutbutter!Copy !req
503. Peanutbutter!
Peanutbutter!Copy !req
504. - The mailbox belonging to...
- BoJack Horsemack—Copy !req
505. - Horseman— oh, wait, how do I—
- ... is full. Goodbye.Copy !req