1. Works every...
I'm telling you,Copy !req
2. every time.
Do it. Try it.Copy !req
3. What, right now?
All right, all right.Copy !req
4. Kind of that.
Better work on it, bro.Copy !req
5. All right, man.
Seriously.Copy !req
6. All right,
bro, I'll work on it.Copy !req
7. But, just tell me,
when do you...Copy !req
8. You know...
Right before the cork pops.Copy !req
9. You know,
timing's important, but...Copy !req
10. But you don't do it,
like, in her ear?Copy !req
11. No, you don't do it in her ear.Copy !req
12. It's a given you don't do it
in her ear.Copy !req
13. This is, like,
scientifically proven, okay?Copy !req
14. Really?
This is, like, prehistoric stuff.Copy !req
15. It's like the medulla.
Crazy, man.Copy !req
16. The wolf brain.
The what?Copy !req
17. It's primitive stuff.
Okay.Copy !req
18. All right,
let me try it again.Copy !req
19. Yeah? That's the wolf brain!
Nice.Copy !req
20. Man, this town sucks.Copy !req
21. Sorry, bro, I know it's yours
and everything,Copy !req
22. but it's not even 2:00.Copy !req
23. Yeah, it does kind of suck.Copy !req
24. Hey, I know this
after-hours place,Copy !req
25. over a couple
blocks off Cermak. Yeah?Copy !req
26. You wanna hit it?
Hells yeah! Let's do it.Copy !req
27. That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
28. Okay.Copy !req
29. Not in her ear, right?
All right, not in her ear.Copy !req
30. Hey, bro, I never did
catch your name.Copy !req
31. Saul.Copy !req
32. Saul?Copy !req
33. S'all good, man.Copy !req
34. Get it?
I do! All right, Saul.Copy !req
35. Hey, hey, brother. Whoa.Copy !req
36. Check it out. What is that?Copy !req
37. Holy shit!Copy !req
38. There's gotta be at least
1,000 bucks in here, man.Copy !req
39. My God, look at that.Copy !req
40. Whose is it?
Mine.Copy !req
41. Hey, possession's four-tenths of the
what-do-you-call-it, bro.Copy !req
42. Is there an ID, or...
Yeah.Copy !req
43. I don't know, some fat guy.Copy !req
44. I'm thinking that one.Copy !req
45. Jesus. Is he...Copy !req
46. What?
Is he...Copy !req
47. I don't know.Copy !req
48. Hey! Hey, fella,
you all right?Copy !req
49. Hey, buddy!Copy !req
50. Hey, would you answer me?Copy !req
51. Hey, answer this,
you butthole.Copy !req
52. "Butthole"?
What the hell?Copy !req
53. Hey, bro?
Be nice, all right?Copy !req
54. This guy right here
is just trying to help you.Copy !req
55. Help yourself to some of this,
you butthole.Copy !req
56. Hey! Hey, we're not
buttholes, all right?Copy !req
57. Hey, man,
what's your problem?Copy !req
58. My problem is
I'm standing hereCopy !req
59. talking to
a couple of buttholes.Copy !req
60. Actually, you're not standing,
you fat bastard.Copy !req
61. You're laying
on your fat ass.Copy !req
62. Hey, I'll roundhouse
kick you right in your head.Copy !req
63. You think I won't?Copy !req
64. I'll come to the McDonald's
where you work,Copy !req
65. I'll buy the whole damn place,
and I'll fire you.Copy !req
66. I'll say, "Drop your mops,
you buttholes, 'cause you're fired."Copy !req
67. And then I'll roundhouse kick you
right in your stupid heads.Copy !req
68. I'll go Jean-Claude Van Damme
on you.Copy !req
69. Butthole.Copy !req
70. I'm keeping the money.Copy !req
71. Here you go, fatty.Copy !req
72. I got dibs on that watch, man.Copy !req
73. Let me see that.Copy !req
74. What kind is it?Copy !req
75. I don't know,
it's just a watch.Copy !req
76. I gotta get out of here, man.Copy !req
77. What kind of watch is it?Copy !req
78. It's, I don't know...Copy !req
79. Well, then let me
look at it.Copy !req
80. It's a damn Rolex.Copy !req
81. Well, I don't know.Copy !req
82. Not cool to be greedy, bro.
Not cool.Copy !req
83. I didn't know what...Copy !req
84. So how you
wanna split this up?Copy !req
85. I'll tell you what,
you keep the cash,Copy !req
86. I'll just keep
the watch.Copy !req
87. It's worth 3 grand, man!
$3,000, easy.Copy !req
88. No.
Yeah.Copy !req
89. Come on now, let's figure this out,
get out of here.Copy !req
90. All right, you're right.
You know what?Copy !req
91. I will sweeten the pot.Copy !req
92. Add a five,
20, 40, 60, 80...Copy !req
93. 580 bucks, add that to the thousand,
it's more than half.Copy !req
94. What do you know
about that thing?Copy !req
95. I mean, is it worth
more than three?Copy !req
96. No, I don't know,
but we're good, right?Copy !req
97. Yeah, we good? Okay?Copy !req
98. Later, sucker!Copy !req
99. Six left.Copy !req
100. Can we get more?Copy !req
101. God, I hope so.Copy !req
102. It's like
a license to print money.Copy !req
103. Thing of beauty.Copy !req
104. Hey, what was that crazy stuff
about roundhouse kicks?Copy !req
105. Where the hell'd
you get that?Copy !req
106. I don't know, man, just something
in my brain, you know?Copy !req
107. It just came out.Copy !req
108. Too much?
No. I loved it.Copy !req
109. It was like, deep,
or something.Copy !req
110. You wanna talk about brilliant,
I mean...Copy !req
111. You're the man.
Me, I'm just...Copy !req
112. I love watching
you work, man.Copy !req
113. It's good for making beer money,
that's about all.Copy !req
114. Better Call Saul
S01E04 - "Hero"Copy !req
115. Please.
No one has to know.Copy !req
116. You could just pretend
you didn't find us.Copy !req
117. We would never tell anyone,
would we, Craig?Copy !req
118. No, absolutely not.Copy !req
119. I already called
your lawyer.Copy !req
120. Besides, this little family
outing of yours?Copy !req
121. It's put an innocent man
in jail.Copy !req
122. The cops are investigating this
as a kidnapping.Copy !req
123. They already rounded up
some poor suspect.Copy !req
124. A working-class guy.
A father.Copy !req
125. I think, but...Copy !req
126. Anyway, you two?
You almost ruined someone's life.Copy !req
127. Potentially
several someones.Copy !req
128. I... We had no idea.Copy !req
129. Could this have been
the person in the van?Copy !req
130. What if the man they arrested is
the one we were warned about?Copy !req
131. Yeah, maybe he's not
so innocent. Hmm?Copy !req
132. Warned? Warned how?Copy !req
133. We had a phone call.Copy !req
134. Someone disguising
their voice.Copy !req
135. They said someone
was coming for us.Copy !req
136. And there was a van
outside the house,Copy !req
137. as if whoever was inside
was watching us.Copy !req
138. Mmm-hmm.
And once that drove off,Copy !req
139. we did what we did.Copy !req
140. For the kids.
The kids.Copy !req
141. I wouldn't know
about any of that,Copy !req
142. I just...
I can assure youCopy !req
143. that you and your
family are safe.Copy !req
144. I mean, the police
are all over this thing, so...Copy !req
145. It doesn't matter. We can't just
go back. I mean...Copy !req
146. Our case.
They'll crucify Craig.Copy !req
147. Can't you just call
Ms. Wexler again,Copy !req
148. tell her you
didn't see us after all?Copy !req
149. If they think I ran away,Copy !req
150. it'll look like I did
something wrong.Copy !req
151. We can't risk
losing everythingCopy !req
152. just because of
some teensy mistake.Copy !req
153. Can I ask you something?Copy !req
154. What were you
hoping would happen? I mean,Copy !req
155. before I found you,
what were you planning to do?Copy !req
156. Well, we were in the process of,
you know,Copy !req
157. working that out.
We were working that out.Copy !req
158. Yup.Copy !req
159. All right,
you still got a little bitCopy !req
160. of maneuverability,
all right?Copy !req
161. You're outdoorsy, right?
So you went on an impromptu camping trip.Copy !req
162. I don't know. It's something
people do. Apparently.Copy !req
163. You left the house
a mess,Copy !req
164. and you kicked in
your own front door becauseCopy !req
165. it's a free country.Copy !req
166. Kim Wexler is very good.
She'll make it work.Copy !req
167. What about the money?Copy !req
168. If she knows
about it, she'll tell.Copy !req
169. She'll have to tell.Copy !req
170. Well, like they say
in Silicon Valley,Copy !req
171. "It's not a bug,
it's a feature."Copy !req
172. You ever hear of
a "bargaining chip"?Copy !req
173. Well, what we have
right here isCopy !req
174. the mother of all
bargaining chips.Copy !req
175. As in, you expect us
to give this back?Copy !req
176. We are not
giving this back.Copy !req
177. We are not guilty.
This money belongs to us.Copy !req
178. We... I mean,
Craig earned it.Copy !req
179. I worked very hard.
Yeah.Copy !req
180. You know, weekends,
holidays,Copy !req
181. all unpaid.
All unpaid, always.Copy !req
182. And really,
just because you're salariedCopy !req
183. doesn't mean
you don't deserve overtime.Copy !req
184. I think that's only fair.Copy !req
185. I mean, really,
that's what this is about, right?Copy !req
186. Fairness.
Fairness, right?Copy !req
187. And not just what's legal.Copy !req
188. You wanna talk about legal?Copy !req
189. Slavery.
That used to be legal.Copy !req
190. Human slavery. So...Copy !req
191. Yeah, this is right up there
with that.Copy !req
192. Please, justCopy !req
193. don't tell anyone
about the money.Copy !req
194. I can't take a bribe.Copy !req
195. Who would know?Copy !req
196. We won't tell anyone.
Yeah, take it.Copy !req
197. I can't take it.Copy !req
198. Please. Didn't you say
that you wanted to help us?Copy !req
199. Just pretend you never saw the money.
How hard is that?Copy !req
200. Take it.Copy !req
201. Take it.Copy !req
202. I can't take a bribe.Copy !req
203. But...Copy !req
204. You know what I can...
I can take a retainer.Copy !req
205. A retainer?Copy !req
206. Yeah, for my services.Copy !req
207. As your lawyer?Copy !req
208. You're not our lawyer.
Well, not yet.Copy !req
209. Look, I know that HHM
is shiny and it's slickCopy !req
210. and it's chock-full
of lawyers and, compared to them,Copy !req
211. I'm like
a kiddie lemonade standCopy !req
212. trying to
compete with Walmart,Copy !req
213. but here's the thing.Copy !req
214. What are you gonna
get from meCopy !req
215. that you're not gonna get
from those other guys?Copy !req
216. Passion. Commitment.Copy !req
217. Ask yourself this.
Who found you?Copy !req
218. I don't see
Howard Hamlin ruiningCopy !req
219. his $300 Gucci
loafers out here.Copy !req
220. If you're with me,
you're my number-one client.Copy !req
221. Morning, noon, or night,
you call me, I'm there.Copy !req
222. I would be
singularly devoted to you.Copy !req
223. Why not?Copy !req
224. I'm sorry.Copy !req
225. You're just...Copy !req
226. "Just?" I'm what?Copy !req
227. You're the kind of lawyer
guilty people hire.Copy !req
228. Did it make the paper?Copy !req
229. What?
Did it make the paper?Copy !req
230. Did what
make the paper?Copy !req
231. Okay, well,Copy !req
232. probably missed the deadline,
but check it out tomorrow morning.Copy !req
233. Front page. The Kettlemans,Copy !req
234. all four of them,
safe and sound.Copy !req
235. Looks like you called it.Copy !req
236. Yeah.Copy !req
237. Camping, you know?Copy !req
238. Pretty much right
in their own backyard.Copy !req
239. Well, five miles above it.
Jesus.Copy !req
240. The night I had.
I got pine nuts in my shoes.Copy !req
241. But, I mean,
can you believe it?Copy !req
242. I guess you can.
It's just, you know...Copy !req
243. You assume that criminals are
gonna be smarter than they are.Copy !req
244. I don't know.
Kind of breaks my heart a little.Copy !req
245. Not the loquacious sort,
are you?Copy !req
246. We can't all be
as blessed as you.Copy !req
247. Well, thanks for your help.Copy !req
248. Don't mention it.Copy !req
249. And, uh, if you ever need
any assistance...Copy !req
250. Wow, wow.
Why is my client in handcuffs?Copy !req
251. This man is innocent.Copy !req
252. He's a victim.
Why on earth would he be cuffed?Copy !req
253. Go ahead, take them off,
there you go.Copy !req
254. Free at last!Copy !req
255. Hey, did he tell
you the good news?Copy !req
256. Never even kidnapped.
How about that?Copy !req
257. A family can't go
on a little vacationCopy !req
258. without the whole city
going on lockdown?Copy !req
259. By the way,
where is your partner?Copy !req
260. What, did you lose
the coin toss?Copy !req
261. Because we expect an apology
from him, as well as you.Copy !req
262. You really don't wanna
push your luck with me, scumbag.Copy !req
263. You got eyes on you,
asshole.Copy !req
264. One little slip.
Just one.Copy !req
265. Yeah, well,
you're both very pretty, so...Copy !req
266. Well.Copy !req
267. I believe I did more than
what you asked of me,Copy !req
268. so that would
make us square, yes?Copy !req
269. Great.Copy !req
270. You need a ride?Copy !req
271. Camping?Copy !req
272. You expect me to
believe that shit?Copy !req
273. Yeah, I know,Copy !req
274. the things people do, uh?Copy !req
275. They decide to go camping right
after I run my little offer by you?Copy !req
276. Could be argued that all of life
is one great coincidence.Copy !req
277. Somebody told those people
to go camping.Copy !req
278. Somebody warned them.Copy !req
279. They're very woodsy.Copy !req
280. And between you and me,Copy !req
281. they're pretty rash when it comes
to the decision making.Copy !req
282. They're not really
the plan-ahead types.Copy !req
283. Yeah, I'd cut
the cute attitudeCopy !req
284. right about now,
if I were you.Copy !req
285. You ratted on me.
There will be consequences.Copy !req
286. Hey, if somebody warned
the Kettlemans,Copy !req
287. it was probably somebody
who was worried about those kids.Copy !req
288. You know how much trouble
you caused me?Copy !req
289. You didn't need any help
getting caught, okay?Copy !req
290. The neighbor ID'ed you.
You were sloppy.Copy !req
291. Any trouble you might have,
that's on you.Copy !req
292. Not to mention
the blood in your van.Copy !req
293. Here's a thought!
Ajax! Formula 409!Copy !req
294. You have no ideaCopy !req
295. the tap-dance
I had to give those copsCopy !req
296. to get you out of here.Copy !req
297. You gave them probable
cause out the wazoo.Copy !req
298. And whoever that somebody is who
may have warned the Kettlemans,Copy !req
299. got them out of
there before you didCopy !req
300. anything even more stupid.Copy !req
301. You should be thanking
this good Samaritan.Copy !req
302. Because whoever he is,
he did you a favor.Copy !req
303. Okay,
I'm thinking hourly, here.Copy !req
304. Some special circumstances,
so...Copy !req
305. Our elite-tier pricing
will beCopy !req
306. $950 an hour.Copy !req
307. Round it off to 20 hours.Copy !req
308. $19,000.Copy !req
309. Plus $1,000 for
travel expenses.Copy !req
310. Consulting fees, $1,500.Copy !req
311. And research.Copy !req
312. Five for filing fees.Copy !req
313. I ate on the road.Copy !req
314. And storage fees.Copy !req
315. Miscellaneous expenses.Copy !req
316. Upon this rock,
I will build my church.Copy !req
317. Double-breasted
or single, sir?Copy !req
318. Single. And I want you to cut
the armholes high, okay?Copy !req
319. Of course.
And trim through the middle.Copy !req
320. Trim.Copy !req
321. Cloth?Copy !req
322. Oh, well, wool?Copy !req
323. Yeah.Copy !req
324. Super 170 Tasmanian wool.Copy !req
325. Beautiful choice, sir.Copy !req
326. Thanks.Copy !req
327. Navy, all right?
Yeah.Copy !req
328. Oh! That's it.
Perfect. Pinstripe.Copy !req
329. Should we discuss shirts?Copy !req
330. Okay, I'm gonna need
your finest Sea Island cottonCopy !req
331. with a white club collar
and French cuffs.Copy !req
332. I have the very thing.Copy !req
333. And I'm assuming
you want to see some ties?Copy !req
334. Yeah, I was picturing
something in a light blue knit.Copy !req
335. Oh, and could you make sure those
are real mother of pearl buttonsCopy !req
336. on the shirts, okay?
None of this fake plastic crap.Copy !req
337. Of course.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
338. - Some coffee, David?
Uh-huh.Copy !req
339. Ah! Here we are.Copy !req
340. Shall we?Copy !req
341. Yeah, let's go.Copy !req
342. So, what do you think?Copy !req
343. Strawberry Fields Forever?
Hmm.Copy !req
344. No. Are you crazy?
Not even close.Copy !req
345. Yes, it is, look.Copy !req
346. No, no, it's way more
Sassafrass Glow. Way more.Copy !req
347. Use your eyes.Copy !req
348. Strawberry Fields Forever.Copy !req
349. Ladies, back me up, hey!
Is it Sassafrass Glow, am I right?Copy !req
350. Maybe Rhapsody in Blonde.
But...Copy !req
351. Yeah, see?
They agree with me.Copy !req
352. Whatever happened
to "the customer is always right?"Copy !req
353. Sassafrass Glow.
Mix it up, all right?Copy !req
354. You're wrong, you see.Copy !req
355. Big deal. I'll wash it out
in the morning, no biggie.Copy !req
356. It's bleach.
It doesn't wash out.Copy !req
357. What? It's permanent?Copy !req
358. We'll photoshop the color,
okay?Copy !req
359. Change of plan, ladies.Copy !req
360. I want to go with
a simple curling iron job, okay?Copy !req
361. Uh, give me, like,
ringlets, you know, on top.Copy !req
362. Like Tony Curtis
in Spartacus. Yeah.Copy !req
363. Like the bath
scene in Spartacus.Copy !req
364. Stop talking about it.
Make me beautiful already.Copy !req
365. Hello.Copy !req
366. You've reached the law offices
of James M. McGill, esquire,Copy !req
367. a lawyer you can trust.Copy !req
368. Kindly leave your information
at the tone,Copy !req
369. and Mr. McGill
will phone you promptly.Copy !req
370. Hey. It's me. Hi.Copy !req
371. Anyway, The Thing is playing
downtown on Saturday.Copy !req
372. Thought you might be up for
some Kurt Russell action.Copy !req
373. I owe you one,
so why don't we justCopy !req
374. grab some dinner first?
My treat.Copy !req
375. And, uh, you know, if not,Copy !req
376. can you give me a call anyway?
I really want to talk to you.Copy !req
377. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
378. Come in.
Hey.Copy !req
379. Hey. Hey!Copy !req
380. How goes it?Copy !req
381. Tricky. For sure.Copy !req
382. Craig and Betsy have really put
us in a corner with the police.Copy !req
383. Not to mention the press.Copy !req
384. But this camping storyCopy !req
385. of theirs, they've been
keep it consistent, at least.Copy !req
386. If it's okay with you,
I thinkCopy !req
387. I should try to talk them
into hiring a PR firm.Copy !req
388. Certainly for the next
couple of weeks.Copy !req
389. So, okay on the PR firm?Copy !req
390. Do you have a minute?
Yeah,Copy !req
391. of course. What's up?Copy !req
392. Take a ride with me.Copy !req
393. Okay. Uh...Copy !req
394. Where are we going?Copy !req
395. Wow!
Yeah.Copy !req
396. Shit.Copy !req
397. Yep.Copy !req
398. That's...Copy !req
399. I mean,
that's my suit, right?Copy !req
400. Am I crazy here?Copy !req
401. No, you're not crazy.Copy !req
402. Look at the logo.
That's our logo.Copy !req
403. He's just
straight-up copying us.Copy !req
404. I mean, what the hell
is he thinking with this?Copy !req
405. Really, he's, you know,
a free spirit.Copy !req
406. That's one way to put it.Copy !req
407. You two are
still friends, right?Copy !req
408. I wouldn't exactly...
You talk, though.Copy !req
409. Not really.Copy !req
410. Still, you're the one
he called when he foundCopy !req
411. the Kettlemans camped
halfway up the Sandias.Copy !req
412. He was just looking out
for his own client, that's all.Copy !req
413. This isn't
the third degree, Kim.Copy !req
414. I really don't care one way
or the other, I just...Copy !req
415. He's really
forcing my hand here.Copy !req
416. Hey!
Hey.Copy !req
417. Am I interrupting?Copy !req
418. Not at all. Perfect timing.
Come on.Copy !req
419. Sit. Have a massage,
free of charge.Copy !req
420. You gotta try
the foot bath, too.Copy !req
421. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
422. Ah. Give the old dogs a rest.Copy !req
423. You can go for the deep
tissue setting. Otherwise...Copy !req
424. Is that the small fist?
Use the...Copy !req
425. It's three arrows.
I did, I pressed it.Copy !req
426. Yeah. Now you feel it?
Good.Copy !req
427. Ah! Now, relax, okay?
Okay.Copy !req
428. You deserve a break today.Copy !req
429. It's very nice.
Told you.Copy !req
430. I get this free
every night.Copy !req
431. Just one of the perks
of salon living.Copy !req
432. The others being?Copy !req
433. Free cucumber water,
obviously.Copy !req
434. Obviously.
Free mani-pedis?Copy !req
435. Ah!
Deep discount mani-pedis.Copy !req
436. Ah. Because the ladies
still gotta eat, you know?Copy !req
437. Well, it's still a deal.Copy !req
438. Yeah.Copy !req
439. Living like a king, then?
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
440. What's this?
Is this a cease and desist?Copy !req
441. Yep.Copy !req
442. How pissed was he?Copy !req
443. Well, his head didn't
actually explode,Copy !req
444. but, you know,
pretty damn pissed.Copy !req
445. Like, "this won't end well
for you" pissed. Yeah.Copy !req
446. How about that?
Jimmy.Copy !req
447. This is serious.
I know.Copy !req
448. Do you? I mean...
Yes.Copy !req
449. What the hell is
with that billboard?Copy !req
450. I know you have a problem
with Hamlin, but I...Copy !req
451. I just don't get
your angle here.Copy !req
452. Aren't you trying to build
your own law practice?Copy !req
453. Instead, you're spending
God-knows how much moneyCopy !req
454. turning yourself into a little
Hamlin clone. I mean...Copy !req
455. Why are you making this personal?
It's not personal.Copy !req
456. It is so personal.Copy !req
457. It is completely
and totally personal.Copy !req
458. No, no, no, it's not.
Yes, yes, it is.Copy !req
459. Stop trying to pretend.Copy !req
460. I can advertise,
can't I?Copy !req
461. What, do I have
to clear everythingCopy !req
462. past the great
and powerful Howard?Copy !req
463. Yes, you can advertise,
Jimmy. All you want.Copy !req
464. That billboard is
not advertising.Copy !req
465. That is a declaration
of war.Copy !req
466. "Declaration of war,"
that's...Copy !req
467. It's right at Hamlin's exit.
You know he drives by it every day.Copy !req
468. It's business.
I'm building a brand.Copy !req
469. You're ripping off a brand.Copy !req
470. There is nothing
original in that ad.Copy !req
471. It certainly doesn't
represent Jimmy McGill.Copy !req
472. Hey, all right, now he fired
the first shot, okay?Copy !req
473. Trying to keep me from using my name.
My own name,Copy !req
474. Kim...Copy !req
475. I get that.Copy !req
476. But this?Copy !req
477. You're better than this.Copy !req
478. I'm better than this?
I'm better than this? Yeah, yes.Copy !req
479. I'm better...
Yes, you are.Copy !req
480. Well, you're better
than that schmuck Hamlin!Copy !req
481. Come on, Jimmy.Copy !req
482. You could work anywhere.Copy !req
483. You could be somewhere
where they appreciate you.Copy !req
484. You know, where they see how valuable
you are. Where, I don't knowCopy !req
485. maybe they care about you.Copy !req
486. Forget it, okay?Copy !req
487. If Hamlin wants to come after me,
he knows where I am.Copy !req
488. I'll be ready.
Guns blazing.Copy !req
489. The cease and desist
is just the beginning.Copy !req
490. The next step is an injunction.
You can't win this fight.Copy !req
491. Your Honor,
I'm a humble solo practitionerCopy !req
492. merely trying to ply my tradeCopy !req
493. in an aggressive
and evolving marketplace.Copy !req
494. As I've argued repeatedly,Copy !req
495. this is trademark
infringement.Copy !req
496. Mr. McGill's new logo is an absolute
copy of ours.Copy !req
497. I think it falls firmly
under fair use.Copy !req
498. "Fair use?" You're clearly profiting,
so fair use doesn't apply.Copy !req
499. There are only
so many fonts out there.Copy !req
500. Does Mr. Hamlin
outright own them all?Copy !req
501. No, but we've been using this
particular font for 12 years now.Copy !req
502. And it, in concert with our tri-rectangle
graphic and Hamlindigo Blue,Copy !req
503. constitutes a trademarked
brand identifier.Copy !req
504. Oh, oh, back up.
"Hamlindigo Blue?"Copy !req
505. Yes, that is our
trademarked name.Copy !req
506. Holy crap. You seriously named
a color "Hamlindigo?"Copy !req
507. That is... Yikes.Copy !req
508. "Yikes." From the man
dressed exactly like me.Copy !req
509. Your Honor,
I feel like I'm in theCopy !req
510. mirror routine
with Groucho Marx.Copy !req
511. Like we should be standing,
waving our arms at each other.Copy !req
512. Really?
I don't see it.Copy !req
513. In addition, the name "McGill"
appears in both logos,Copy !req
514. which I believe
Mr. McGill is hopingCopy !req
515. to further confuse
potential clients.Copy !req
516. So I can't advertise
under my own name, now?Copy !req
517. I'm to be penalized
'cause I happen to share a nameCopy !req
518. with one of HHM's partners?Copy !req
519. You can't take
my name from me.Copy !req
520. The name is not
the problem here, Mr. McGill.Copy !req
521. Uh, Mr. Hamlin certainly
seems to think so. I mean...Copy !req
522. He wants me
to change my nameCopy !req
523. 'cause he claims that, what,Copy !req
524. it's some kind of threat
to his business?Copy !req
525. Your Honor...
This is restraint of trade, okay?Copy !req
526. Whatever happened
to the free market, uh?Copy !req
527. No. Hamlin here
wants you...Copy !req
528. Okay, enough, Mr. McGill.
I've heard enough.Copy !req
529. All right, yes,
you are within your rightsCopy !req
530. to advertise
using your own name.Copy !req
531. However,
in my estimation,Copy !req
532. the billboard clearly
and intentionally duplicatesCopy !req
533. elements of the
Hamlin Hamlin McGill logo.Copy !req
534. You're actively copying their
established brand for your own gain.Copy !req
535. I don't see any other
reasonable explanation.Copy !req
536. Your Honor...
Jimmy. Jimmy.Copy !req
537. Wise up.Copy !req
538. The billboard must come down
within 48 hours.Copy !req
539. This is a classic
David vs. Goliath story.Copy !req
540. I mean, you got
your gigantic law firmCopy !req
541. stomping all
over the little guy.Copy !req
542. Yeah, but it's investigative
journalism at its best.Copy !req
543. It's right up your alley.Copy !req
544. Yeah, okay, well, let me give
you my cell just in case...Copy !req
545. Yeah. Thank you.Copy !req
546. Can I get
the news desk, please?Copy !req
547. I got a hot tip.Copy !req
548. Don't you want to be the station
who brought down big law?Copy !req
549. You could be like the reporters
that brought down big tobacco.Copy !req
550. Look, I'm talking
Woodward and Bernstein, here.Copy !req
551. Hey, your expose on predatory
ATM fees, that was, wow!Copy !req
552. Well, it's a miscarriage
of justice,Copy !req
553. and I think your
viewers would be very,Copy !req
554. very interestedCopy !req
555. and grateful to you
for exposing this injustice.Copy !req
556. I wouldn't characterize this
as a community health risk,Copy !req
557. but it's definitely
in the community interest.Copy !req
558. No, yes, HHM is a pillar
of the community. Yes.Copy !req
559. No, I...
The war is an important story as well.Copy !req
560. That's why this action
is so egregious!Copy !req
561. Sure. Okay.Copy !req
562. Well, at least consider
the human-interest angle here.Copy !req
563. Are you kidding?Copy !req
564. Lawyer pulls himself up
by his bootstrapsCopy !req
565. only to be ground under the heel
of the old money mega-firm?Copy !req
566. That's hearts and minds!
You...Copy !req
567. Hello...Copy !req
568. Yeah, I have your number,
too, so...Copy !req
569. Yeah, I see. Okay.Copy !req
570. No, no, no, no, no, man.
Can't touch the goods.Copy !req
571. I signed the form,
only I can touch the camera.Copy !req
572. Fine. May I suggest
you widen the frameCopy !req
573. to include the billboard
is the story, okay?Copy !req
574. I'm also the story, so...Copy !req
575. Gotta get me in there.
Okay, so get on your mark.Copy !req
576. You know, no offense to your
minutes of experience,Copy !req
577. but I'd like to see what we got
before we do this, okay?Copy !req
578. Other guy.Copy !req
579. Other guy.
Only other guy that's here.Copy !req
580. Go stand where I was standing.Copy !req
581. Shrink down, shrink down.
Scrunch.Copy !req
582. Yeah.Copy !req
583. Okay, widen the frame,
get the billboard.Copy !req
584. Okay, now get me.
Me, me, me, me, me.Copy !req
585. No, not me. Him, he's me.Copy !req
586. Yeah. Like that.Copy !req
587. Got it?
Yeah.Copy !req
588. Good.Copy !req
589. Okay. Is he in the shot?Copy !req
590. No, dude. Just go.Copy !req
591. How do I look?
Great.Copy !req
592. Well...Copy !req
593. No, this is my good side.Copy !req
594. Is the billboard in?Copy !req
595. Yes, Jesus, just...Copy !req
596. You said $100 for one hour,
not fricking three.Copy !req
597. You clearly have
a journalistic impulse.Copy !req
598. You're a real go-getter,
you know that?Copy !req
599. Go-get this.Copy !req
600. All right, count me down.Copy !req
601. And five, four, three...Copy !req
602. Gravitas.Copy !req
603. I'm James McGill.Copy !req
604. Like most Americans,
I'm a self-made man.Copy !req
605. I put myself
through law school.Copy !req
606. Working in the courts
as a public defender,Copy !req
607. I represented those
with nowhere else to turn.Copy !req
608. I believe in service.
It's what I've built my career on.Copy !req
609. But I've also had a dream.Copy !req
610. A dream that
many of us have,Copy !req
611. a dream to own
my own business.Copy !req
612. Well, I scrimped
and I savedCopy !req
613. and finally I was able
to buy one billboard.Copy !req
614. A tiny foray into advertising for
my fledgling law firm.Copy !req
615. I've always been told that America
is the land of opportunity,Copy !req
616. and I believed it.Copy !req
617. Until today.Copy !req
618. Not 24 hours after
my billboard went up,Copy !req
619. a large law
firm came after me.Copy !req
620. They said that I was hurting
their business.Copy !req
621. They're rich,
they're powerful, I'm justCopy !req
622. one man.Copy !req
623. So who do you think
the court sided with?Copy !req
624. So now my little billboard
comes down.Copy !req
625. Let me tell you something.Copy !req
626. If they want a fight,
they're gonna get a fight.Copy !req
627. Because I am not giving up...Copy !req
628. Holy shit! Dude!
The dude!Copy !req
629. - Dude, the dude!
- Help!Copy !req
630. The worker guy!Copy !req
631. Holy shit!Copy !req
632. Please!
Get me down!Copy !req
633. Dude!
Okay, call 911!Copy !req
634. Help me!Copy !req
635. - You got a cell?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
636. Please!Copy !req
637. Yeah, a guy just
fell off a billboard...Copy !req
638. Help me!Copy !req
639. Man, I don't think
that's very safe!Copy !req
640. You need to be
licensed for that!Copy !req
641. Help me!
Man...Copy !req
642. Not looking down.Copy !req
643. One rung at a time.Copy !req
644. Not looking down.Copy !req
645. Hurry up!
Come get me!Copy !req
646. Help!Copy !req
647. Help me!Copy !req
648. - Sir, I'm right here!
- Please!Copy !req
649. Please!Copy !req
650. Pull me up!
Grab my hand!Copy !req
651. Pull me up!Copy !req
652. Pull me up!Copy !req
653. You okay?Copy !req
654. Took you long enough.Copy !req
655. I was scared, yes,
I mean...Copy !req
656. I'm not really a big fan
of heights, let me tell you.Copy !req
657. But, you know,
something inside me said,Copy !req
658. "You have to do this."Copy !req
659. I'm sure our
city's first respondersCopy !req
660. would have been
here momentarily...Copy !req
661. Jesus,
can you believe this guy?Copy !req
662. This whole thing was a publicity stunt,
it's gotta be.Copy !req
663. I think that's kind of all
anybody wants when they're in trouble.Copy !req
664. You don't think anyone's
gonna actually buy this?Copy !req
665. Hard to say.
People love a hero.Copy !req
666. You take it as
it comes, right?Copy !req
667. The universe put
me in that spot,Copy !req
668. at that moment,
who am I to say no?Copy !req
669. You know, as a lawyer,
I help people every day...Copy !req
670. The whole
thing's a damn stunt.Copy !req
671. But I think my
clients know thatCopy !req
672. when they're in trouble,
I'm there.Copy !req
673. I'm just a guy
who was in the right...Copy !req
674. You have seven new messages.Copy !req
675. To listen to your messages,
press "1."Copy !req
676. First message,
received at 5:40...Copy !req
677. It's just showmanship, Chuck.Copy !req
678. Yeah, right.Copy !req
679. You're early.Copy !req
680. Did you...
Yeah, I grounded myself.Copy !req
681. Hey, big day.
My phone's ringing off the hook.Copy !req
682. I have three consults
before lunchtime. Three!Copy !req
683. That's great, Jimmy.Copy !req
684. Yep.Copy !req
685. The worm has turned.Copy !req
686. That's really great.Copy !req
687. So, to what do you credit
this sudden change?Copy !req
688. Well, I gotta admit,
you were right.Copy !req
689. How so?Copy !req
690. Well, you told me
to keep plugging,Copy !req
691. and, you know, "do good work
and the clients will come."Copy !req
692. You know, I'll admit,Copy !req
693. I almost lost
faith a couple times,Copy !req
694. but the worm has turned.Copy !req
695. So, what, you've been getting
referrals from your PD clients?Copy !req
696. Yeah. You know, you work hard,
how you got half a brain,Copy !req
697. and people come knocking,
like you said.Copy !req
698. I just needed to
get my face out there.Copy !req
699. So, prosecutors, then?
Referring clients?Copy !req
700. Yeah. Yep. Exactly.Copy !req
701. Was it Bergeron?Copy !req
702. When I was starting out,
she sent me a couple of good ones.Copy !req
703. Yeah, it was someone
on her team. You know...Copy !req
704. I mean, hey, it just took
some elbow greaseCopy !req
705. and clean living.
People noticed.Copy !req
706. I knew you had it in you.Copy !req
707. I don't see
the Journal here.Copy !req
708. There. Here you go.
No, no,Copy !req
709. the Albuquerque Journal.
It's not here.Copy !req
710. Oh, yeah,
I didn't see it outside.Copy !req
711. Wasn't out there?
It's always out there.Copy !req
712. I didn't see it.Copy !req
713. Maybe they forgot to deliver it.
Maybe some kids grabbed it.Copy !req
714. Because if there's
one thing kids love,Copy !req
715. it's local print journalism.Copy !req
716. I don't know
what to tell you.Copy !req
717. You got a ton of
reading material there.Copy !req
718. Look, hey.Copy !req
719. Financial Times.
You know, I know AlbuquerqueCopy !req
720. is a hub of global intrigue,Copy !req
721. but you think
that'll tide you over?Copy !req
722. All right, fine,
but if it's not here tomorrow,Copy !req
723. I'm gonna need you to call
the subscription office for me.Copy !req
724. Yeah, will do. Look, I gotta go.
I don't wanna be late.Copy !req
725. Hey, good luck today!Copy !req
726. Thanks.
Keep it up!Copy !req
727. Hard work looks good on you.Copy !req
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