1. - Like, he gon' keep talking
to me the whole ride too, man.Copy !req
2. He was like, "So, uh,
how you doing back there?"Copy !req
3. I was like, "Well, I'm going
to jail, nigga, not great."Copy !req
4. "Well, you know you need to
own up to what you did."Copy !req
5. Like, what did I do, man?
There was no victim, nigga.Copy !req
6. Get the fuck
out my face.Copy !req
7. - My cop tried to
get me to snitch on you.Copy !req
8. - Word?
- Yeah, he was like,Copy !req
9. "We both know
whose fault this is.Copy !req
10. What was he thinking?"Copy !req
11. - It was, like, what—
a total trap.Copy !req
12. - Man, you see?
You see how they do?Copy !req
13. - Never been
arrested before, man.Copy !req
14. - Yeah.Copy !req
15. Should've ditched
that weed, though.Copy !req
16. - Yeah, there was
a lot going on,Copy !req
17. so I kind of forgot
to do that.Copy !req
18. It was just, like,
half a blunt.Copy !req
19. Like, you've been
arrested for weed.Copy !req
20. It's not that bad, right?Copy !req
21. - Well,
it's not as good asCopy !req
22. not getting arrested
for weed, huh?Copy !req
23. Look...Copy !req
24. That's Gina Simms, man.Copy !req
25. That's Gina Simms from
that T-Pain video.Copy !req
26. Oh, shorty is bad.
Damn.Copy !req
27. Wonder what she's
doing here now.Copy !req
28. - I don't know, man.
I don't think that's her.Copy !req
29. - No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
30. That is definitely her,
man.Copy !req
31. I know that ass anywhere.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
32. - Nah, man.Copy !req
33. Gina!Copy !req
34. You see?
See, I told you.Copy !req
35. - No, she was
trying not to look.Copy !req
36. - Like a deer
in the headlights, like—Copy !req
37. - You think he's dead, man?Copy !req
38. - I do not know what
you're talking about.Copy !req
39. And now is definitely
not the time.Copy !req
40. - A. Miles. 278.Copy !req
41. - All right, man, stay up.Copy !req
42. - Okay, so here's the info
with your court date on it.Copy !req
43. Be here before 9:00 a.m.
on the 23rd,Copy !req
44. or they won't let you in,
and a warrant will be issued.Copy !req
45. - So what? I'm free to go?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
46. They're still investigating
the shooting,Copy !req
47. so you might have to
come back for that later,Copy !req
48. but your bond
has already been paidCopy !req
49. for the disorderly
conduct charge.Copy !req
50. - Well, hold up,
what about my cousin?Copy !req
51. Earnest Marks?Copy !req
52. - He's not in the system yet,
but when he is,Copy !req
53. then his bail can be posted.Copy !req
54. - Well, what's the charge?Copy !req
55. - What's the charge?Copy !req
56. Nigga,
this ain't a movie.Copy !req
57. You better wait till
he's in the system.Copy !req
58. I hate this place.Copy !req
59. - Is that Paper Boi?Copy !req
60. - Oh, man!
- Yo, what's up, man?Copy !req
61. - Thank God, man.
- What it do?Copy !req
62. Yo, you know y'all
made the news, right?Copy !req
63. - Damn.Copy !req
64. Wait, for real?
- Yeah.Copy !req
65. Yeah, but 106.5 The JamCopy !req
66. be playing "Paper Boi"
all morning.Copy !req
67. - Man, that's what's up.
- Mm-hmm, yeah.Copy !req
68. - I need some food.
I ain't eat in there.Copy !req
69. - Good.Copy !req
70. The food in here
is genetically modifiedCopy !req
71. to make you lie.Copy !req
72. Where's Earn?
- Man, not in the system yet.Copy !req
73. She said I can't
bail him out 'cause—Copy !req
74. - Hey, hey, you that
paper man, right?Copy !req
75. Ain't he the one?
- Paper Boi, man.Copy !req
76. - Paper Boi, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
77. Well, hold up.
Hold on, man.Copy !req
78. I got to get a picture.Copy !req
79. Here.Copy !req
80. Man, I love this rap shit.
Boy, you know,Copy !req
81. when they told me
a rapper was in here,Copy !req
82. I had to come snap a pic.Copy !req
83. Man, get on in here.Copy !req
84. Hey, you listen to
Gucci Mane?Copy !req
85. - Yeah.
- Man, I locked that nigga up!Copy !req
86. Go ahead, go ahead.Copy !req
87. Back to back.Copy !req
88. Come on, man,
back to back.Copy !req
89. Nice!Copy !req
90. That's awesome, man.
That's awe—Copy !req
91. All right, man, see you around.
Appreciate it.Copy !req
92. - I fucking hate
this place, man.Copy !req
93. - Why?Copy !req
94. - Hey, it's Vanessa.Copy !req
95. Leave a message.
Thanks. Bye.Copy !req
96. - Hey, Van, um...Copy !req
97. I know
you're probably mad at me.Copy !req
98. I know you probably thinkCopy !req
99. I'm pretty irresponsible,
but, um...Copy !req
100. I'm working on something
that I thinkCopy !req
101. could be really big for me.Copy !req
102. And you...Copy !req
103. too.Copy !req
104. - Henderson. 658.Copy !req
105. - Yeah, I can explain all of it
when I get home.Copy !req
106. Also, I was thinking
maybe you could bail me out?Copy !req
107. You know, and I could
pay you back, you know, and...Copy !req
108. - I guess rent money too.Copy !req
109. I guess...Copy !req
110. Yeah, so, um...Copy !req
111. I guess I'll see you later.Copy !req
112. Bye.Copy !req
113. I love you.Copy !req
114. - Hey.Copy !req
115. There's no sleeping here.
Sit up.Copy !req
116. - But...
you have to sleep.Copy !req
117. Everybody—everybody
has always slept.Copy !req
118. - If you want to sleep,
you got to waitCopy !req
119. till you're processed and sent
to your cell upstairs.Copy !req
120. - Man, can y'all please
send me upstairs?Copy !req
121. I'm so tired.
- No.Copy !req
122. If you want to sleep,
you should haveCopy !req
123. thought about that
before you came to jail.Copy !req
124. - I don't believe this.Copy !req
125. Ridiculous, man.Copy !req
126. - Man, what'd you do
to get in here?Copy !req
127. - Um...Copy !req
128. - Damn, man.Copy !req
129. I should've just
went home, boy.Copy !req
130. Shit, instead I'm in here,
locked up,Copy !req
131. 'cause of this fool I ain't seen
in about 11 years, man.Copy !req
132. Boy, I was at Five Points,
'bout to catch a bus, feel me?Copy !req
133. And this nigga I ain't seen led
me and come on talking about,Copy !req
134. "Man, listen, hey, I ain't seen
you in about 11 years, boy.Copy !req
135. Let's hang out.
You know, get a beer."Copy !req
136. So I followed him
to the goddamn gas station.Copy !req
137. We get two beers,
ain't get but two of 'em,Copy !req
138. but they were the big ones,
though; they were the big ones.Copy !req
139. Anyway, so he like,
"Man, come on, let's goCopy !req
140. up to the house
and drink 'em."Copy !req
141. So we get to the house,
he like, man,Copy !req
142. my old lady-Copy !req
143. So we gon' drink 'em
on the porch, feel me?Copy !req
144. I'm like, "Boy, APD be
rolling through here, boy."Copy !req
145. And he done talked me into it,
so, sure enough,Copy !req
146. APD done roll up and seen
the goddamn two cans out there.Copy !req
147. Locked me up
for public intoxication.Copy !req
148. You know...Copy !req
149. Now I'm in here, man,
'cause this nigga, man,Copy !req
150. I ain't seen
in 11 years, man.Copy !req
151. I'm gonna be in here
till TuesdayCopy !req
152. 'cause I ain't cash my check.Copy !req
153. - That's messed up.Copy !req
154. - Damn, man,
I should've went home!Copy !req
155. What?
Shit!Copy !req
156. - Hey, man,
I said I was sorry.Copy !req
157. I just ain't seen you in,
like, 12 years.Copy !req
158. - Man, fuck you, Grady!
Shut up!Copy !req
159. Not even gonna
apologize or shit.Copy !req
160. Man, I hate this
motherfucking place.Copy !req
161. Messing with garbage...
Bullshit.Copy !req
162. - They're taking a minute, man.Copy !req
163. - I don't know why
we ordered our food to go.Copy !req
164. Should've just ate it here.Copy !req
165. - Mm, man, I don't like people
watching me eat, man.Copy !req
166. Make me feel like
I'm in a zoo.Copy !req
167. Plus, we can't smoke weed
in here, so...Copy !req
168. Hey, man.Copy !req
169. Last night was crazy, right?Copy !req
170. Shit happened so fast.Copy !req
171. - Us humans are always
close to destruction.Copy !req
172. Life itself is but
a series of close calls.Copy !req
173. I mean, how would you know
you were aliveCopy !req
174. unless you knew
you could die?Copy !req
175. - I really should be
high for this.Copy !req
176. - Hey, yo.Copy !req
177. Here we go.Copy !req
178. Ten piece order.Copy !req
179. Teriyaki wings with fries.Copy !req
180. There you go, man.
- Thank you, man.Copy !req
181. Mmm.Copy !req
182. - Hey, yo.Copy !req
183. I just want to say,
you the nigga, man.Copy !req
184. - Hmm?Copy !req
185. - You Paper Boi.Copy !req
186. Yeah, I heard about that
shoot-out you had on Twitter.Copy !req
187. You one of the last
real rappers, man.Copy !req
188. - Thanks, man.Copy !req
189. - Yeah, hey,
it's all good, fam.Copy !req
190. You see, I'm old-school
catch, you dig?Copy !req
191. I listen to Biggie
and Mobb Deep still.Copy !req
192. But nowadays, you got these
singin' ass niggersCopy !req
193. like Fetty Wap
and the gang now.Copy !req
194. Man, that shit is weak.Copy !req
195. - But it's good to see
a rapper that would justCopy !req
196. blow a nigga brains out
on the street.Copy !req
197. That's that '90s shit, B.Copy !req
198. Hey, yo,
homeboy hooked you up.Copy !req
199. He made you
the lemon pepper joints,Copy !req
200. but these got
the sauce on them.Copy !req
201. - Oh, snap.Copy !req
202. Lemon pepper wet?Copy !req
203. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
204. - Hey, hey, yo,
my nigga.Copy !req
205. Bring that down, man.Copy !req
206. Yeah, see, we don't
normally do that.Copy !req
207. But my man, Sam,
he hooked you all up.Copy !req
208. Holla at him.Copy !req
209. - Cool.
Cool, cool, cool.Copy !req
210. Cool, yeah, man.
Cool.Copy !req
211. - Hey, yo, I put a bunch of that
blue cheese in there too.Copy !req
212. - Boom!
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
213. - Yeah, man.Copy !req
214. - Hey, yo, keep doing
your thing, man. All right?Copy !req
215. You one of the last
real rappers.Copy !req
216. Keep holdin' it down,
my nigga.Copy !req
217. - Don't let me down, man.Copy !req
218. If you let me down...Copy !req
219. I don't know what I'd do.Copy !req
220. - Yo, you got
that juice, baby!Copy !req
221. - Yeah.Copy !req
222. Uh, let me get a...Copy !req
223. four-pack of them Swishers
and put the rest on pump five.Copy !req
224. I don't need a bag.Copy !req
225. - I know.Copy !req
226. - Yo, I'm gonna
go get me a Cow Tale.Copy !req
227. - No.Copy !req
228. - L. Lawson. 372.Copy !req
229. L. Lawson. 372.Copy !req
230. - Hey.Copy !req
231. You gonna eat that?Copy !req
232. - Nah, this is all you.Copy !req
233. You ain't gonna make it
in here, boy.Copy !req
234. - What kind of dancing is that?Copy !req
235. Lee, go sit down somewhere.Copy !req
236. Guy never quits.Copy !req
237. - Boy, you up in here
every week cuttin' up.Copy !req
238. - He's in here every week?Copy !req
239. - He was in here last time
I got locked up.Copy !req
240. That nigga crazy.Copy !req
241. - Hey, look, look, look, he
dipping his cup in the toilet.Copy !req
242. - Oh, man,
he gonna drink it.Copy !req
243. - Oh, no,
he ain't finna drink that.Copy !req
244. Oh!Copy !req
245. - Why is he in here
every week?Copy !req
246. He looks like
he needs help.Copy !req
247. - Hey, man, shut up.Copy !req
248. - Don't tell me
that's Lee in here again.Copy !req
249. - Yeah, it's him,
all right.Copy !req
250. Drinking the
toilet water again.Copy !req
251. - Oh, this guy
just keeps going.Copy !req
252. - Ugh.Copy !req
253. - How's it going, buddy?Copy !req
254. - Oh!Copy !req
255. - Oh!
- Shit!Copy !req
256. - Hey.
Hey, brother.Copy !req
257. Uh, "XXL" just picked up
your story.Copy !req
258. And...Copy !req
259. Oh, it look like "Complex"Copy !req
260. got you as song of the month,
brother.Copy !req
261. - Cool.
- Yeah.Copy !req
262. Man, that don't sound like
you think it's cool.Copy !req
263. We should go out.Copy !req
264. Them crazy girls that
be over at Edgewood, man,Copy !req
265. they—they love a thug.Copy !req
266. You gonna clean it all up.Copy !req
267. - Nah, man, I don't know, man.
I'm not feeling it.Copy !req
268. I don't feel like
being around people today.Copy !req
269. I just...Copy !req
270. getting this weird, like,
energy today.Copy !req
271. - Well, yo, maybe we could go
shoot some pool, all right?Copy !req
272. They cool up there.Copy !req
273. Plus, you know,
you could talk toCopy !req
274. that little waitress, you know,
with the hair thing going on.Copy !req
275. - Yeah, maybe.
- Yeah, buddy.Copy !req
276. - Oh. Hey, bro.Copy !req
277. I got a Google Alert
set up on you,Copy !req
278. and it look like "Vibe"
wrote one.Copy !req
279. It says...Copy !req
280. "Is Paper Boi
Atlanta's Tupac?"Copy !req
281. They said no.Copy !req
282. But, apparently, John Boyega
is the new Magic Johnson.Copy !req
283. Huh.Copy !req
284. - [imitating
machine gun fire]Copy !req
285. Just like Paper Boi, girl.Copy !req
286. - Let me see it, DeMario.Copy !req
287. - Back up.Copy !req
288. Or I'll smoke you, man.Copy !req
289. - Boy!Copy !req
290. What is your problem?Copy !req
291. Didn't I tell you
that we do notCopy !req
292. play with guns
in this house?Copy !req
293. Where you get this from?
- My friend, Alex.Copy !req
294. - I better not catch youCopy !req
295. playing with
no toy guns again, boy.Copy !req
296. - He was playing like
he was Paper Boi.Copy !req
297. - I don't care, Angel,
we don't play like that.Copy !req
298. Come on.Copy !req
299. - Hey.
Hey!Copy !req
300. Hey, I just wanted to come over,
'cause I just saw that,Copy !req
301. and I wanted to tell y'all...Copy !req
302. you know,
that shooting people,Copy !req
303. that isn't cool.Copy !req
304. - Yeah, I know.Copy !req
305. Who are you, and why are you
speaking to me and my children?Copy !req
306. - Uh... Oh, no. I...Copy !req
307. I didn't mean to just
get in your business.Copy !req
308. - Yeah, but you did.Copy !req
309. - Look, I may be to blame,
'cause...Copy !req
310. you know,
I'm actually Paper Boi.Copy !req
311. - Who?Copy !req
312. - Paper Boi.Copy !req
313. The rapper that
your child was imitating.Copy !req
314. - You ain't Paper Boi, man!
- Yeah, I am, you little ba—Copy !req
315. Paper Boi.Copy !req
316. - Wha...
Wait a second.Copy !req
317. I heard that today
in the car.Copy !req
318. I think my girlfriend
was talking about you.Copy !req
319. - Hey.Copy !req
320. - Oh, go get my phone
out my purse, boy, go.Copy !req
321. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
322. This crazy.Copy !req
323. What you doing here?Copy !req
324. - Well—no, I'm from
around the way, so...Copy !req
325. Look, I ain't mean
to get in your business.Copy !req
326. - You shot somebody.
- Quiet, girl.Copy !req
327. Your mama be here soon,
don't start now.Copy !req
328. Only, uh, DeMario my son.Copy !req
329. This is just
my niece and nephew.Copy !req
330. Say hey, y'all.
Hey.Copy !req
331. Hey.Copy !req
332. - Hey, guys.Copy !req
333. - Well, um, let me get a
picture with you, Mr. Rap Star.Copy !req
334. I'm gonna send it
to my girl Ebony.Copy !req
335. - Oh, all right.
- Come on, y'all.Copy !req
336. Come get in this pic, come on.
- Okay, oh—Copy !req
337. it's a family portrait,
okay.Copy !req
338. Um...
- Y'all smile, now.Copy !req
339. All right, move, let me
get a picture with mama.Copy !req
340. So take this, DeMario.Copy !req
341. Let me put my head
on your chest, okay?Copy !req
342. - Oh, okay.Copy !req
343. - Take it, DeMario,
hurry up.Copy !req
344. - I haven't seen you
in forever.Copy !req
345. Hey, you remember '12?Copy !req
346. Your hair was brown.Copy !req
347. - Oh, I remember.Copy !req
348. Honey, I was in a completely
different space back then.Copy !req
349. - Nah, nah, it's nice now.Copy !req
350. I like it.Copy !req
351. You always did like
to switch it up.Copy !req
352. - I can move,
if you want.Copy !req
353. - Yeah, I know.Copy !req
354. Yeah, I was wildin'
back then.Copy !req
355. You remember Larry?Copy !req
356. - No.
Larry?Copy !req
357. - Yeah, yeah, Larry.Copy !req
358. Used to come around
with Kevin.Copy !req
359. He went to Southwest.Copy !req
360. - Um, I think so.Copy !req
361. I remember Kevin.
He was loud.Copy !req
362. - Larry came with us
to the movies that time.Copy !req
363. I know you remember
the movies, now.Copy !req
364. We used to get freaky
in there all the time.Copy !req
365. Remember that?
- Quiet.Copy !req
366. - Oh, don't act, girl,
you know we used to get it in.Copy !req
367. Hey, where you stay at now?Copy !req
368. Hey, man, what's
your problem, man?Copy !req
369. - No, I—no problem.
I can move, if you want—Copy !req
370. - I ain't ask you
to move, nigga!Copy !req
371. I'm trying to talk to my girl,
you acting all weird and shit.Copy !req
372. - Your girl?Copy !req
373. - Yeah, man.Copy !req
374. Yo, this is my ex,
Lisa, man.Copy !req
375. We used to talk back after
my moms kicked me out the house.Copy !req
376. - My nigga, that's a man.Copy !req
377. - Wha—no, man,
this is my ex.Copy !req
378. - Your ex-girlfriend a man.Copy !req
379. Why you think she
in jail with the men?Copy !req
380. She'd be on the other side.Copy !req
381. Nigga, you gay.Copy !req
382. - No, man, she—Copy !req
383. Nah, man.Copy !req
384. So you think I'm gay?Copy !req
385. - Nah.Copy !req
386. No, I—
- This nigga gay as hell.Copy !req
387. - Shut the hell up, man!Copy !req
388. Y'all niggas is tripping!Copy !req
389. Man, I ain't gay!Copy !req
390. Y'all niggas fuck guys
up in here, anyway.Copy !req
391. - No, that—that ain't gay;
that's just jail.Copy !req
392. You was on the outside
fucking booty holes.Copy !req
393. - Sexuality is a spectrum.Copy !req
394. You can really do
whatever you want.Copy !req
395. - Man, that boy
gay as hell.Copy !req
396. - I'm gonna stab your old ass
when we get upstairsCopy !req
397. to them cells, man.Copy !req
398. Nigga, sit down!Copy !req
399. - Johnny, calm down—Copy !req
400. - Everyone can shut
the fuck up, now!Copy !req
401. I know what you all
think she is...Copy !req
402. But I ain't on
that faggot shit, man.Copy !req
403. Stop being weird, nigga!
- I'm not—I'm trying—Copy !req
404. No, man, I'm just sitting here.
- All y'all shut up.Copy !req
405. This ain't fun time.Copy !req
406. - Oh, what it do, man?Copy !req
407. Where'd you go?Copy !req
408. I didn't even notice
you left.Copy !req
409. - I just went out
for a second.Copy !req
410. I did get this girl's
number, though.Copy !req
411. - I know you did.Copy !req
412. 'Cause you,
you got that juice.Copy !req
413. - Yeah. Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
414. - Paper Boi live here?Copy !req
415. - Uh, yeah?Copy !req
416. - Okay.Copy !req
417. - You too hot.Copy !req
418. - All right,
let's go, everybody.Copy !req
419. We're heading upstairs.Copy !req
420. - Man, thank you.Copy !req
421. - E. Marks.Copy !req
422. - I'm him.Copy !req
423. Thanks for bailing me out.Copy !req
424. - Hey, Mama.Copy !req
425. - She won't remember this.Copy !req
426. It'll be like...Copy !req
427. "Hey, remember that timeCopy !req
428. "we had to pick up Daddy
from jail?Copy !req
429. "Me neither,
'cause I'm a babyCopy !req
430. "and I don't
remember anything.Copy !req
431. And my brain
isn't developed yet."Copy !req
432. - You can shut up now.
- I know.Copy !req