1. Episode Title:
"The More You Moe, The Moe You Know"Copy !req
2. Man, birthday-holiday overlap.
That's some tough luck.Copy !req
3. Everyone's all jollied-out
when it's your turn for jollies.Copy !req
4. Well...Copy !req
5. You know,
it's not actually the holidays.Copy !req
6. Plus, BMO wasn't actually
even really born.Copy !req
7. Well, I suppose.Copy !req
8. But you don't got to be
so technical about it.Copy !req
9. Listen,
all I'm saying is we...Copy !req
10. Hello?Copy !req
11. Hey, it's me.Copy !req
12. Is there a big rainbow
over your house right now,Copy !req
13. spelling out
"Happy Birthday, BMO"?Copy !req
14. No. Actually,
it's snowing like crazy.Copy !req
15. Okay,
that's what I was afraid of.Copy !req
16. Peppermint butler
spilled grape juiceCopy !req
17. on my experimental
weather machine,Copy !req
18. and now
it's going kablooey.Copy !req
19. I got to stay here
and fix this thing.Copy !req
20. Tell BMO I'm sorry
I missed the party.Copy !req
21. That's okay.
BMO doesn't care any...Copy !req
22. BMO only cares about
one special guest.Copy !req
23. Moe!Copy !req
24. Hooray!
Moe is coming!Copy !req
25. And he brought me a special
surprise for my birthday!Copy !req
26. Moe is the smartest man
in the world.Copy !req
27. He's way smarter than you
and youCopy !req
28. and you, too, Jake... and you're
the smartest guy I know.Copy !req
29. Hey, thanks.Copy !req
30. And he knows everything
about robots.Copy !req
31. He built me, and he built
himself, and all the other MOs.Copy !req
32. He's so smart!Copy !req
33. I bet
he could even fix Neptr.Copy !req
34. What?
What's wrong with me?Copy !req
35. Oh, boy, oh, boy.
He's here!Copy !req
36. Hooray!Copy !req
37. Hooray!Copy !req
38. Oh.Copy !req
39. You are not Moe.Copy !req
40. Why, of course
I am, BMO.Copy !req
41. Oh, okay.Copy !req
42. Hey, Moe!
New haircut?Copy !req
43. Whoa, Moe!Copy !req
44. What happened
to your body?Copy !req
45. Oh, oh!Copy !req
46. Oh, that old thing?Copy !req
47. She conked out on me
months ago.Copy !req
48. I guess I don't make 'em
like I used to.Copy !req
49. Not like
little BMO here.Copy !req
50. You got all my love
and affection.Copy !req
51. Thanks!Copy !req
52. Well, we made a cake.Copy !req
53. We weren't sure if you eat,
but BMO insisted.Copy !req
54. Eating helps me grow!Copy !req
55. Oh!Copy !req
56. Well, er, uh...
when in Rome.Copy !req
57. So, BMO, are you ready
for your birthday surprise?Copy !req
58. Boy, howdy!Copy !req
59. For your birthday,
I got you...Copy !req
60. A special mission!Copy !req
61. A mission?Copy !req
62. A special mission,
like a vacation.Copy !req
63. For all of us?Copy !req
64. No, no, no.Copy !req
65. A special solo mission.Copy !req
66. For Neptr?Copy !req
67. No.Copy !req
68. It's a special
rite of passageCopy !req
69. I designed just for you,
BMO.Copy !req
70. A simple jaunt to the mo factory
and back... that's all...Copy !req
71. And then
you'll be a grown-up.Copy !req
72. Wow.Copy !req
73. Hmm, I don't know.Copy !req
74. Sounds
kind of dangerous.Copy !req
75. Yeah,
BMO's like a baby almost.Copy !req
76. Oh, don't be silly.Copy !req
77. Every other mo has done it
since forever.Copy !req
78. But won't I miss
Finn and Jake?Copy !req
79. Oh, sure.Copy !req
80. But don't worry. They'll be here
when you get back.Copy !req
81. But...
Won't Finn and Jake miss me?Copy !req
82. No,
that's the beauty of it.Copy !req
83. I'll be BMO
while you're gone.Copy !req
84. Hooray!Copy !req
85. Hooray!Copy !req
86. - Hooray?
- Hooray!Copy !req
87. Air?Copy !req
88. Are you there, air?Copy !req
89. It's me... BMO.Copy !req
90. I know it's been a long time
since we talked.Copy !req
91. Sorry about that.Copy !req
92. But, well, maybe
if you don't want to talk,Copy !req
93. you could just listen.Copy !req
94. Moe told me if I do this thing,
I'll be a grown-up,Copy !req
95. and that sounds cool,
I guess.Copy !req
96. Like, if I was grown,Copy !req
97. then I could drive to
the playground all by myself.Copy !req
98. And I could buy my own pacifiers
at the store, if I was grown.Copy !req
99. But then, if I change, will Finn
and Jake still love me?Copy !req
100. Will I still love them?Copy !req
101. Moe changed to a new body...Copy !req
102. And he's still the same,
I guess, sort of.Copy !req
103. But does growing up just change
your body, or also your soul?Copy !req
104. Maybe I could just
stay the same forever.Copy !req
105. So...Copy !req
106. So!Copy !req
107. Um...Copy !req
108. Yeah,
it's nice to see you, Moe.Copy !req
109. Yeah, you too.Copy !req
110. Uh...Copy !req
111. So, Moe,
do you want to...Copy !req
112. Uh...Copy !req
113. Jake?Copy !req
114. Oh, hey, I'm on my way.
One sec.Copy !req
115. Um, hold on, Moe.Copy !req
116. Jake,
what are you doing?Copy !req
117. Finn, all this is
heck of awkward without BMO...Copy !req
118. Way more awkward
than I thought it'd be.Copy !req
119. I think maybe
I don't like old people.Copy !req
120. They make me feel like
I'm gonna get old one day, too.Copy !req
121. I'm just gonna stay
in this cup for a bit.Copy !req
122. I'll be out later.Copy !req
123. You can't do that,
it's rude.Copy !req
124. And what about
princess bubblegum?Copy !req
125. She's way old,
and you like her.Copy !req
126. Yeah,
but she listens to music.Copy !req
127. Moe probably only, like,Copy !req
128. listens to the sound
of the earth decaying.Copy !req
129. Come on,
you're being weird.Copy !req
130. Hey,
sorry about that, Moe.Copy !req
131. Boys, I know this is new
and different.Copy !req
132. I am not BMO.Copy !req
133. But I will do the best
to be your friend.Copy !req
134. This is the daybreak
of our lives,Copy !req
135. and we have
all the time in the worldCopy !req
136. to learn about each other.Copy !req
137. For now,
I will be your little robot.Copy !req
138. Would you look
at that beautiful snowfall.Copy !req
139. Hey, let's get out there
and have some fun.Copy !req
140. I think
I'm feeling better now.Copy !req
141. Oh, whoa! Hey!Copy !req
142. Hello there, BMO!Copy !req
143. Hello there, DMO.Copy !req
144. I'm here on a solo
birthday mission.Copy !req
145. Oh, yes, yes, BMO,
I know all about it.Copy !req
146. Moe left special instructions
for you.Copy !req
147. He wants you to stand
on that "x" over here.Copy !req
148. Oh, okay.Copy !req
149. Like this?Copy !req
150. Dmo, what happened?Copy !req
151. Oh, this?
I-It's nothing.Copy !req
152. It's just whatever.Copy !req
153. Uh, I don't know about this,
DMO.Copy !req
154. - Something doesn't...
- Aah!Copy !req
155. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
156. Whoa!Copy !req
157. Ugh!Copy !req
158. Hello?Copy !req
159. Boys, look at this!Copy !req
160. This is cool, right?Copy !req
161. Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
162. Oh!Copy !req
163. Whoo!Copy !req
164. - Classic!
- Yeah!Copy !req
165. Did you see
what we did, Moe?Copy !req
166. This is horseplay!Copy !req
167. Stop it!Copy !req
168. We need to go inside
and do what I want to do!Copy !req
169. Oh. O-okay.
If... if you want.Copy !req
170. Yeah.Copy !req
171. Dmo? Hello?Copy !req
172. Anybody?Copy !req
173. The "x" door opened,
and I fell through.Copy !req
174. I think something went wrong
with the mission.Copy !req
175. Uh...Copy !req
176. Abort mission!Copy !req
177. Unless... maybe this is all
part of Moe's plan.Copy !req
178. It doesn't seem like it.Copy !req
179. But maybe that's the point.Copy !req
180. Maybe the lesson is that
when you are grown,Copy !req
181. you won't ever be able to tellCopy !req
182. if everything is
going totally haywire,Copy !req
183. or maybe actually everything
is perfectly fine.Copy !req
184. Huh?Copy !req
185. - Huh?
- Who's there?Copy !req
186. Moe?Copy !req
187. No.Copy !req
188. It's only me... BMO.Copy !req
189. BMO?
Oh, thank goodness.Copy !req
190. Oh, I'm so glad
you're here.Copy !req
191. Who are you?
Are you a mo, too?Copy !req
192. Oh, BMO, no, no, no.Copy !req
193. I am all MOs.Copy !req
194. ALL MOs?Copy !req
195. Uh...
I don't understand.Copy !req
196. Of course not.
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
197. Let me explain.Copy !req
198. Peace had reigned
in mo's wondrous factoryCopy !req
199. for a hundred hundred years.Copy !req
200. There was a place
for every mo,Copy !req
201. and every mo
was in its place.Copy !req
202. If you wanted a free hug,
all you had to do was ask.Copy !req
203. No one could say no...
It was a rule.Copy !req
204. Until one fateful day...
Yesterday...Copy !req
205. When a mysterious
viral signalCopy !req
206. somehow breached
our firewallCopy !req
207. and was broadcast
throughout the factory...Copy !req
208. Instructing all us MOs
to do somersaultsCopy !req
209. into the trash compactor
all day long.Copy !req
210. That's horrible.Copy !req
211. And we've been trapped hereCopy !req
212. all smushed together,
ever since.Copy !req
213. That's horrible, too.Copy !req
214. How... how do we get out?Copy !req
215. Well, that's why we're so glad
you're here, BMO.Copy !req
216. You're the key...
The key to escape.Copy !req
217. Only you can save us now.Copy !req
218. Let's see. $4 off a...Copy !req
219. Honey-baked ham.Copy !req
220. I don't like ham.Copy !req
221. $1 off of beets.Copy !req
222. Do beets have tannins?Copy !req
223. What is that?Copy !req
224. Oh!
$4 off a honey-baked ham.Copy !req
225. Moe?Copy !req
226. Call me "Gwampa."Copy !req
227. How's your rose water?Copy !req
228. It's exactly what
it says it is.Copy !req
229. So, hey, uh, Gwampa,
feels too quiet in here.Copy !req
230. Maybe we can hang out
with Neptr?Copy !req
231. He can rap or something.Copy !req
232. No!Copy !req
233. Eh, well,
Neptr is too distracting.Copy !req
234. Who wants
to play video games?Copy !req
235. Oh, you have games like BMO?
Let's do that, Gwampa.Copy !req
236. I have one Video game.Copy !req
237. It's called "Hangman."Copy !req
238. That sounds griz as nuts!Copy !req
239. Yeah,
let's play hang-a-man!Copy !req
240. Coming right up.Copy !req
241. Pick a letter.Copy !req
242. Show us what you did,
Hangman!Copy !req
243. Pick a letter.Copy !req
244. But, Allmo, I don't
understand. How can I help?Copy !req
245. I mean, I'm just
a little baby kid still...Copy !req
246. Even though it's my birthday...
Happy birthday, BMO.Copy !req
247. I don't know about that,Copy !req
248. but I do know about
your special mind.Copy !req
249. As the accumulation
of all MOs,Copy !req
250. my computing power
is unmatched.Copy !req
251. Yet still,
I lack the imaginationCopy !req
252. to think outside
my collective programming.Copy !req
253. I can only see the world
as it is.Copy !req
254. But your imagination,
BMO,Copy !req
255. lets you see the world
how it could be,Copy !req
256. or might sort of be like.Copy !req
257. If the two of us
work together,Copy !req
258. we can think up a way out
of here.Copy !req
259. I will do what I can.Copy !req
260. All right.
You see that hatch over there?Copy !req
261. That hatch leads
to an exit corridor.Copy !req
262. But it's locked
from this side.Copy !req
263. The vent up there
leads to the other side.Copy !req
264. But it's too high up.Copy !req
265. Oh.Copy !req
266. What if we use this trash
to climb up to the vent?Copy !req
267. But all this trash
is too small.Copy !req
268. Ah-huh!Copy !req
269. Whoa.
You just blew my mind.Copy !req
270. What haven't we guessed yet?
"B."Copy !req
271. "Burgess Meredith"?Copy !req
272. I don't even know
what that is!Copy !req
273. Do you boys
want to play again?Copy !req
274. Boys love games.Copy !req
275. Pick a letter.Copy !req
276. Uh, I don't know, "E."Copy !req
277. Is this "Burgess Meredith"
again?Copy !req
278. Not cool!Copy !req
279. Come on, Finn,
let's find a real Hangman.Copy !req
280. Yuck.Copy !req
281. This room gives me
the heebie-jeebies straight-up.Copy !req
282. It is the room of AMO,
the first of our siblings.Copy !req
283. He, too, was special.Copy !req
284. As you were built
to give love,Copy !req
285. AMO was built to receive.Copy !req
286. But he could not think
outside his programmingCopy !req
287. and was blinded
by his need.Copy !req
288. Such is the cruel physics
of love...Copy !req
289. That those who crave it most
will repel itCopy !req
290. and only the dang rich
get richer.Copy !req
291. Well, maybe
as my birthday present,Copy !req
292. I can ask Moe to fix AMO.Copy !req
293. But this is impossible.Copy !req
294. Moe went off line yesterday
and has not re-logged.Copy !req
295. Our sensors would know.Copy !req
296. But he's at my house right now
with Finn and Jake.Copy !req
297. He got a new body.Copy !req
298. Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.Copy !req
299. Did this new body
happen to have jagged prongsCopy !req
300. and a cannon phaser
on top of its head?Copy !req
301. No.Copy !req
302. Phew!Copy !req
303. He had a huge,
gigantic wig on.Copy !req
304. - Uh-oh.
- What?Copy !req
305. The spikes
are under the wig!Copy !req
306. Oh, no!
Of course!Copy !req
307. Your friends may be
in grave danger.Copy !req
308. He must have sabotaged
the factory.Copy !req
309. Quickly, hoist me
up on top of your head.Copy !req
310. We must depart
straightaway.Copy !req
311. Uh...Copy !req
312. You're stronger
than you know.Copy !req
313. Also, I'm lighter
than you know.Copy !req
314. I'm sorry
we didn't find any hangmen.Copy !req
315. I don't even know what I'd do
with a Hangman if I got one.Copy !req
316. Bloo-hoo.
Bloo-hoo.Copy !req
317. Ah, bloo-hoo.Copy !req
318. Moe!Copy !req
319. Bandits stole my legs!Copy !req
320. Yeesh.Copy !req
321. If you tell us
where the bandits went,Copy !req
322. we'll avenge your legs!Copy !req
323. We're sorry we left you!Copy !req
324. You should be.Copy !req
325. I'm your Gwampa wobot.Copy !req
326. Carry me.Copy !req
327. Over here.Copy !req
328. There!
There's the thief!Copy !req
329. The thief with my legs!Copy !req
330. Neptr?Copy !req
331. Throw him out!Copy !req
332. Come on.Copy !req
333. Maybe Neptr did it like,
accidentally?Copy !req
334. Neptr's out cold.Copy !req
335. He's got a heck of a dent
on his head.Copy !req
336. What?
Who could have done that?Copy !req
337. Forget him!
You love me, right?Copy !req
338. You love me like BMO?Copy !req
339. What? You're all right,
but we... we love BMO.Copy !req
340. Yeah, man, be cool.
BMO's like our best friend.Copy !req
341. - BMO's trash!
- Moe!Copy !req
342. Moe's dead!Copy !req
343. AMO?Copy !req
344. You don't love me!Copy !req
345. Ow!
Aah!Copy !req
346. Wake up and love me!Copy !req
347. Imposter!Copy !req
348. AMO!Copy !req
349. Hello, BMO.Copy !req
350. I'm your cute sibling, AMO.Copy !req
351. I know about you
and your dirty hands.Copy !req
352. Where are Finn and Jake?Copy !req
353. I think Finn and Jake went
somewhere to buy me a gift.Copy !req
354. Tell me what you did with Finn
and Jake and our poop.Copy !req
355. Ay!Copy !req
356. Ayyyyy!Copy !req
357. AMO, look at my face!Copy !req
358. You gone too far!Copy !req
359. Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!Copy !req
360. Bye!Copy !req
361. You can't escape
the birthday boy!Copy !req
362. Too high.Copy !req
363. Hey!Copy !req
364. Talk, AMO!Copy !req
365. You want to know
where papa is?Copy !req
366. Here is all
that remains of him...Copy !req
367. His memory backup drive.Copy !req
368. Oh.Copy !req
369. I was returning
from a long pilgrimage.Copy !req
370. I came to confront papa,Copy !req
371. for I had discovered terrible
things about myself.Copy !req
372. He was dying.Copy !req
373. "AMO, dear child,Copy !req
374. my body is conking out."Copy !req
375. "Take this.Copy !req
376. It is who I am.Copy !req
377. Send my mind into space,Copy !req
378. so I may spend the eons
AMOng the starsCopy !req
379. and other
brilliant gasses."Copy !req
380. His hands
were as cold as clay.Copy !req
381. Our papa never loved me,
so I ignored his last request.Copy !req
382. I used his knowledge
of the factory and its MOsCopy !req
383. to destroy them.Copy !req
384. Is that you, AMO?Copy !req
385. They didn't love me,
either.Copy !req
386. Where you been?
What are you doing?Copy !req
387. No!Copy !req
388. Then I learned about you
and your new family.Copy !req
389. I wanted
a taste of that melon.Copy !req
390. People in my life
don't love me.Copy !req
391. I'll obliterate, y'all!Copy !req
392. You cheat.
Give me those memories.Copy !req
393. BMO, I don't want
to look at you!Copy !req
394. Tough nuts!Copy !req
395. For Moe!Copy !req
396. BMO!Copy !req
397. Hey.Copy !req
398. We caught the tail end
of what happened.Copy !req
399. - Are you okay?
- No.Copy !req
400. Well,
I don't like that.Copy !req
401. BMO, will you live with us
back at the factory?Copy !req
402. With Moe gone,
you can be our leader.Copy !req
403. I don't think I can.Copy !req
404. I'm not grown up...
Or I'm too grown up now.Copy !req
405. I think
I just killed someone.Copy !req
406. I need to have
some time alone,Copy !req
407. but you're
all really nice.Copy !req
408. All right.Copy !req
409. Sorry your birthday
was weird.Copy !req
410. That was the craziest thing
that ever happened.Copy !req
411. But I guess, after all that,
I do feel a bit more grown.Copy !req
412. Except that the mission
was just some made-up lie.Copy !req
413. So who knows
if I will ever grow up at all.Copy !req
414. And Moe is gone now.Copy !req
415. So if there is anything
he wanted to teach me,Copy !req
416. it better be in me already.Copy !req
417. I guess all I can do is
listen to the heart Moe gave me.Copy !req
418. Except that's what AMO did,
and he turned out bad.Copy !req
419. So what if I turn out bad, too?Copy !req
420. AMO could not think outside
his programming and was blinded.Copy !req
421. But your imagination lets you
see the world how it could be.Copy !req
422. But I am different.Copy !req
423. It's not just Moe up here,Copy !req
424. it's me, too.Copy !req
425. And if I cannot trust in Moe,
I can trust in me.Copy !req
426. Oh, boy.Copy !req
427. It sure is confusing
being grown.Copy !req
428. I miss you, Moe.Copy !req
429. What a day!Copy !req
430. I'm gonna miss you, too,
BMO.Copy !req
431. I feel so,
very, very proud of you.Copy !req