1. Wait,
I was hunting a vampire,Copy !req
2. the moon...Copy !req
3. Cut it out!
That's not helping her!Copy !req
4. But mom and dad
always burped on us.Copy !req
5. It's a cure-all!Copy !req
6. Sorry, guys,
there are no cure-alls.Copy !req
7. Your parents were just burping
on you for kicks.Copy !req
8. Oh, yeah,
that makes sense.Copy !req
9. Oh, sorry, last one.Copy !req
10. Ugh!
What did you eat, Jake?Copy !req
11. Hey, now!Copy !req
12. I pride myself in having
nice-smelling burps.Copy !req
13. Just kidding.Copy !req
14. Pride, hmm.Copy !req
15. Do you guys know
what "hubris" is?Copy !req
16. It's like
an old-timey deityCopy !req
17. who weighed your deeds
on a scale.Copy !req
18. No, it means excessive
pride or arrogance.Copy !req
19. That's like you, PB.Copy !req
20. Dude.Copy !req
21. No, it's true.Copy !req
22. I believed in myself
so muchCopy !req
23. that I was blind
to the possible consequences.Copy !req
24. Don't believe in yourself
so much, then, dum dum.Copy !req
25. Now my best friend is dying
of poison because of me.Copy !req
26. That ain't true, PB.
Marcy took a risk.Copy !req
27. And you helped her
because you're her friend.Copy !req
28. Real friends take each other
to the edge of death...Copy !req
29. 'cause death is life!Copy !req
30. Right, Finn?Copy !req
31. Shoot, yeah!Copy !req
32. I get poisoned all the time
just doing the dishes!Copy !req
33. I get poisoned on purpose...
For research.Copy !req
34. I have a poison lab
back at the castle.Copy !req
35. Well, let's get our butts
over there, then!Copy !req
36. Find the moon, Finn.
We'll work on an antidote.Copy !req
37. You guys take her back
to the poison lab.Copy !req
38. Maybe we can extract
her healing powers.Copy !req
39. Word!Copy !req
40. Hey, wait!Copy !req
41. What should I do?Copy !req
42. You guys?Copy !req
43. Moon pearls...Copy !req
44. - We're on her trail.
- Gross!Copy !req
45. I think they're pretty.Copy !req
46. What if they're, like,
her boogers... or worse?Copy !req
47. Come on, Jake!Copy !req
48. Ew, ew, ew, ew!Copy !req
49. Sometimes I think vampires
were inventedCopy !req
50. just to torment me.Copy !req
51. Whoa.
I don't think so, man.Copy !req
52. I think
you might have a hubris.Copy !req
53. I'm just saying
it's a possibility.Copy !req
54. Hey, look!
The moon's pontoon.Copy !req
55. See?Copy !req
56. I hate it!Copy !req
57. What is this, some hut the moon
plopped out of her bod?Copy !req
58. I don't think so.Copy !req
59. This mummy job
looks likeCopy !req
60. it used to belong
to that mummy job.Copy !req
61. Still hate it.Copy !req
62. What's that, pickles?Copy !req
63. Ew.Copy !req
64. Yeah, that's her.Copy !req
65. Shouldn't she, like,
explode or something?Copy !req
66. She just healed that sword
right out of her bod!Copy !req
67. Let's try frying her up
in the sun.Copy !req
68. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
69. - Wow!
- Wow!Copy !req
70. How are we supposed to destroy
this stay-fresh creep?Copy !req
71. Hmm.
Let's stick with pb's planCopy !req
72. and try staking her a bunch
of different ways.Copy !req
73. Hmm... Higher...Copy !req
74. Higher.Copy !req
75. Lower.Copy !req
76. Up... lower...Copy !req
77. Perfect.Copy !req
78. - Whoa!
- Hey!Copy !req
79. Ah!
What are you doing here,Copy !req
80. former Princess Bubblegum?Copy !req
81. Did you forget that
you lost the election?Copy !req
82. Monarchies
are not democracies!Copy !req
83. What?Copy !req
84. Oof!Copy !req
85. Aah!Copy !req
86. - Whoa. - Whoa.
- Whoa.Copy !req
87. Hey!Copy !req
88. Banana guards,
seize her!Copy !req
89. Uh, princess,
should we listen to him?Copy !req
90. No, just keep him
out of my way!Copy !req
91. And untie crunchy!Copy !req
92. Thank you,
your princessness!Copy !req
93. Man, we've been doing this
for hours.Copy !req
94. You know, it's weird
that PB wanted usCopy !req
95. to stake her back,
instead of us taking her back.Copy !req
96. Wait.
"Taking" or "staking"?Copy !req
97. She said "you guys,
'sztake' her back."Copy !req
98. No, yeah!Copy !req
99. She said,
"you guys, take her back."Copy !req
100. So which one
should we do?Copy !req
101. Both, I guess.Copy !req
102. We'd better hurry before she
wakes up at sundown.Copy !req
103. Whoops.Copy !req
104. Get her back in the vase!Copy !req
105. Come get us,
blood bucket!Copy !req
106. What?Copy !req
107. Run!Copy !req
108. Here she come!Copy !req
109. Dude, for real,
why'd you make her chase us?Copy !req
110. Marcy needs
her healing powers.Copy !req
111. "Stake her back"
to the castle, bro!Copy !req
112. Shoot, just don't let her
near my deli tray!Copy !req
113. Well, run harder, dude!Copy !req
114. Okay!Copy !req
115. Man, she is really
booking it hard!Copy !req
116. You see that, Jake?Copy !req
117. No, bro,
just let me run!Copy !req
118. Holy stink!Copy !req
119. She's smiling right at me!Copy !req
120. I don't need
a play-by-play, man!Copy !req
121. She's messing with us.
What do you mean?Copy !req
122. I mean she's not catching up
on purpose!Copy !req
123. Why do you think that?Copy !req
124. She's giving me this look...Copy !req
125. Slow down
so I can talk to her.Copy !req
126. No, boy, you crazy!Copy !req
127. Just do it!Copy !req
128. I won't let her bite you!Copy !req
129. Okay, my life is
in your hands, man!Copy !req
130. Hey.Copy !req
131. We're leading you
to a trap.Copy !req
132. We're gonna suck out your
healing power and dust you.Copy !req
133. And then I'm gonna put your dust
in a litter box.Copy !req
134. And get a tiger to drop
a huge smelly tiger bombCopy !req
135. on your sorry dust clumps!Copy !req
136. Stop hitting my butt!Copy !req
137. You runCopy !req
138. in the path of my light.Copy !req
139. That's her voice?Copy !req
140. How can you lead me
when I am your guide?Copy !req
141. Are you being literal
or allegorical?Copy !req
142. Me no like!
Run, Jake, run!Copy !req
143. But she said
I'm running in her light!Copy !req
144. Who gives a donk?
Just go!Copy !req
145. All right, where's
your measuring equipment?Copy !req
146. I need to see
some charts!Copy !req
147. And tubes...
Where are your tubes?Copy !req
148. This process
uses no tubesCopy !req
149. and involves no quantifiable
measurements.Copy !req
150. Calm your mind and let the
crystal medium work its magi...Copy !req
151. It's science.Copy !req
152. All right, pep.Copy !req
153. I just wish I could do more
for her.Copy !req
154. There, there.Copy !req
155. We're all worried
about Marceline.Copy !req
156. That's not really
why I'm crying.Copy !req
157. Princess,
we really miss you!Copy !req
158. Come on, guys,
it's all right.Copy !req
159. Oh!Copy !req
160. Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Shh, shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
161. - Okay, finished.
- That's it?Copy !req
162. You just go "shu, shu, shu"
with your hands?Copy !req
163. Don't question
my methods!Copy !req
164. This is my world.Copy !req
165. Okay, what now, then?Copy !req
166. We wait, like,
two hours.Copy !req
167. Oh.Copy !req
168. Let's do something else.Copy !req
169. Like what?Copy !req
170. Mm, video games?Copy !req
171. I don't like video games.Copy !req
172. Me neither.Copy !req
173. I don't even have a system
to play on or anything.Copy !req
174. I got a video game
back at my place.Copy !req
175. But I just got it
so I could stay in shape.Copy !req
176. How do you get in shape
playing a game?Copy !req
177. Uh...
It's like a yoga video.Copy !req
178. So it's not
a game at all.Copy !req
179. No, it is.
It's a video game.Copy !req
180. Uh, it's a video.Copy !req
181. Yes.Copy !req
182. A yoga video.Copy !req
183. Game.Copy !req
184. - A game.
- Video.Copy !req
185. You guys.Copy !req
186. We brought the moon!Copy !req
187. What do we do?Copy !req
188. Die like pigs!Copy !req
189. Hold her off
till Marcy wakes up!Copy !req
190. She's not doing anything.Copy !req
191. You gonna try something?Copy !req
192. Okay, I guess.Copy !req
193. Whoops!
What was that?Copy !req
194. I don't know, man, I think
I just got tapped out!Copy !req
195. "Tap out"?
When do you ever tap out?Copy !req
196. Pigs!Copy !req
197. She's doing
something weird!Copy !req
198. Jake, help!Copy !req
199. - I can't!
- I feel likeCopy !req
200. I'm in a slow-motion
terror dream!Copy !req
201. Banana guards, help!Copy !req
202. Princess,
I can't stop her!Copy !req
203. You kind of have to, Finn!Copy !req
204. Rats!Copy !req
205. Okay, let me get my sword.Copy !req
206. Marceline!Copy !req
207. It's locked, dipstick!Copy !req
208. Open, pig! Open, pig!Copy !req
209. Pigs!Copy !req
210. Come on, Marcy, wake up!Copy !req
211. Wake up!Copy !req
212. What?
I can't hear you!Copy !req
213. I said, "wake up,
Marceline."Copy !req
214. What?Copy !req
215. Wake u...Copy !req
216. Huh?Copy !req
217. Pigs!Copy !req
218. Pigs!Copy !req
219. You!Copy !req
220. Marceline!Copy !req
221. Pigs, pigs!Copy !req
222. Did you just yell "pigs"
at the lock until it opened?Copy !req
223. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
224. In your face!Copy !req
225. Marcy, now!Copy !req
226. Finn.Copy !req
227. Yes!Copy !req
228. Finn, she's dead.Copy !req
229. Oh, thank glob.Copy !req
230. This party is so crazy!Copy !req