1. Get it, get it!Copy !req
2. Get him out!Copy !req
3. Don't you ever
let me catch you here again.Copy !req
4. Did he get you
with his poison stingers?Copy !req
5. No! I got a splinter from the door.Copy !req
6. Let me see.Copy !req
7. Wow, that's a tiny splinter.Copy !req
8. But it hurts!Copy !req
9. I'm going to need some...Copy !req
10. Fingerprotection!Copy !req
11. - Thanks, Choose Goose.
- I am Choose Goose.Copy !req
12. Come back for some juice!Copy !req
13. - Man, I am so protected right now.
- That is mighty thick.Copy !req
14. Go on, hit me!Copy !req
15. Hey, guys! Check this out!Copy !req
16. Dude, hit me.Copy !req
17. On my armor!Copy !req
18. That is but a thimble!Copy !req
19. This...Copy !req
20. is real armor.Copy !req
21. Sir Slicer!Copy !req
22. Who is the one
that bears the thimble?Copy !req
23. This dude.Copy !req
24. You foolish boy.Copy !req
25. Without full body armor, you're weak!
You do not look...Copy !req
26. Choose Goose, I need more armor.Copy !req
27. I've got something for you,
a metal shoe!Copy !req
28. Don't you know you
might stub your toe?Copy !req
29. No Choose Goose, I need...Copy !req
30. Look here your
To this one to protect your butt.Copy !req
31. To his butt! Protect his butt!Copy !req
32. No Choose Goose, I want...Copy !req
33. Don't be meek. What if you fall down
and scrape your cheek?Copy !req
34. Look at his butt! Look at his butt!Copy !req
35. Choose Goose, I want the most...Copy !req
36. armor you have!Copy !req
37. Have a look!Copy !req
38. - I'll take that one.
- Wonderful.Copy !req
39. I'll need a trade of equal value.
I'll take the head of your dog friend.Copy !req
40. Say what?Copy !req
41. No way. Choose Goose,
this stuff is overpriced.Copy !req
42. No money for me?Copy !req
43. How about a poem for free?Copy !req
44. A poem?Copy !req
45. If you can decipher the poem
and complete the trials,Copy !req
46. you will receive
the magical Armor of Zeldron.Copy !req
47. It is foretold to be totally...Copy !req
48. Skadow!Copy !req
49. Your quest begins
in the marsh over the hill.Copy !req
50. - Ah, yes! I'm gonna get that armor!
- Yeah, man, you're gonna do it.Copy !req
51. Good luck exposing your soft,Copy !req
52. vanilla-strawberry skin
to the elements, dork!Copy !req
53. Later, loosers.Copy !req
54. He's just jealous that
I'm gonna have cooler armor than him.Copy !req
55. Yeah, what a bumbleberry?Copy !req
56. What's the poem say?Copy !req
57. "The sun nibbles on the clouds,
and gum drop tears rain down"Copy !req
58. I don't get it.Copy !req
59. It means that we have to cross
that swamp.Copy !req
60. How'd you understand that?Copy !req
61. You don't just read the poetry
to understand it.Copy !req
62. You got to feel it.Copy !req
63. Trust me, dude,
I'm smarter than everyone.Copy !req
64. - Now get in there!
- You're not coming?Copy !req
65. No way, man.Copy !req
66. This armor thing is your deal.
I'll wait for you on the other side.Copy !req
67. This place will be a piece of...Copy !req
68. Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry!Copy !req
69. My most private parts
peeped by a boy!Copy !req
70. - Pervert!
- I'm not a pervert!Copy !req
71. You should be ashamed of yourself!Copy !req
72. I'm sorry! I'm sorry!Copy !req
73. - My privates!
- I'm sorry!Copy !req
74. - My privates!
- I'm sorry!Copy !req
75. - You okay, man?
- No!Copy !req
76. What's the matter, crimson cheeks?Copy !req
77. Feeling a little embarrassedCopy !req
78. in the swamp of embarrassment?Copy !req
79. You're so red,
you look like a tomato.Copy !req
80. We'll see who's embarrassedCopy !req
81. when I get that armor!
What does the poem say?Copy !req
82. "The meadow weeps as morning sings
of milk and honey and things to come"Copy !req
83. What does that even?Copy !req
84. It means we have to silence,Copy !req
85. the echoing in the woods.Copy !req
86. Oh, man!
I don't know how to silence that!Copy !req
87. All right,
I'll handle this one, dude.Copy !req
88. No. This is my burden.Copy !req
89. Then just make her
think it's her idea.Copy !req
90. That's how you make the ladies
do what you want.Copy !req
91. Hey, monster lady!Copy !req
92. Stop crying!Copy !req
93. Stop crying
because that's what you want to do!Copy !req
94. She thinks you're her red-faced baby
or something.Copy !req
95. - I think she wants you to nurse, dude.
- No!Copy !req
96. Minstrel.Copy !req
97. He's Finn the blushing babyCopy !req
98. His cheeks are bright and redCopy !req
99. Be sure to make fun of him
before you go to bedCopy !req
100. Grandfathers will sing thatCopy !req
101. to their grandchildren
for generations to come.Copy !req
102. Grandfathers will not sing that
to their children!Copy !req
103. Armor...Copy !req
104. Just wait till
I have the Armor of Zeldron!Copy !req
105. Yeah, just you wait, weirdo.Copy !req
106. Jake, you okay?Copy !req
107. Awesome!Copy !req
108. Finally.Copy !req
109. Hello.Copy !req
110. Begone, ghost!
I'm here for the armor!Copy !req
111. First, you have to beat my high score
in a game of drop ball.Copy !req
112. Drop ball?Copy !req
113. Drop ball is an extremely addictive,Copy !req
114. high-intensity game designed
for people everywhere.Copy !req
115. Here, let me show you.Copy !req
116. One point.Copy !req
117. Two points.Copy !req
118. - Three points.
- This game looks awful.Copy !req
119. Oh, no.Copy !req
120. I absolutely disagree.Copy !req
121. Dude, let's just kill him
and get the armor.Copy !req
122. How? He's already dead.Copy !req
123. Here. It's your turn.Copy !req
124. Now, I don't want you
to be intimidated,Copy !req
125. but my high score is six.Copy !req
126. Just... just toss it on the ground.Copy !req
127. No, no, no!
You're doing it all wrong!Copy !req
128. Let me show you how the pros do it.Copy !req
129. See? It's all in the technique.Copy !req
130. Now, I'm gonna put
a little finesse into it,Copy !req
131. just to shake things up.Copy !req
132. Finn, it's so beautiful!Copy !req
133. Yeah, guess all
the embarrassment was worth it.Copy !req
134. Greetings, young traveler.Copy !req
135. We know what you seek,Copy !req
136. and you shall receive it.Copy !req
137. Behold...Copy !req
138. the Armor of Zeldron.Copy !req
139. It will protect you from evil,Copy !req
140. even ghosts.Copy !req
141. No! Dude, this is lady armor!Copy !req
142. No, not...
No more embarrassment!Copy !req
143. I don't need armor!Copy !req
144. You did not watch
my drop-ball technique!Copy !req
145. I give you firsthand tips
that no one else knows,Copy !req
146. and this is how you thank me!Copy !req
147. I absolutely disagree with that!Copy !req
148. - Now what?
- Put on the armor.Copy !req
149. It'll protect you from evil,
even ghosts!Copy !req
150. Never!Copy !req
151. Mama?Copy !req
152. Yeah!Copy !req
153. Listen
when your mother is speaking to you.Copy !req
154. Yes, mama.Copy !req
155. You should be ashamed of yourself,Copy !req
156. a boy your ageCopy !req
157. sitting in this cave alone
for thousands of years.Copy !req
158. You need to go outside
and get some sunlight.Copy !req
159. But...Copy !req
160. No back talk!
Outside now!Copy !req
161. Oh, thank you, Finn and Jake!Copy !req
162. You've freed me
from the addiction of drop ball.Copy !req
163. No problem, dude.
I couldn't have done it without...Copy !req
164. the power of embarrassment!Copy !req
165. And I learned
I don't need armor to be...Copy !req
166. Look at you losers.Copy !req
167. Finn, you don't have any armor,
and your friend is dressed like a lady.Copy !req
168. So not...Copy !req
169. Well, at least I don't spend my day
following a kid around!Copy !req
170. Get a life, dude!Copy !req
171. Good one, Finn.Copy !req
172. Well, I...Copy !req
173. just been in the same areas today.Copy !req
174. - Yeah, right.
- Whatever.Copy !req
175. Be quiet!Copy !req
176. I... I am more...
than all of you.Copy !req
177. Come over here
and say that to my fist!Copy !req
178. Okay, I will.Copy !req
179. This armor's too heavy!Copy !req
180. No problem. I'll just prop myself up
on this stick.Copy !req
181. Splinter!Copy !req
182. Hey, Sir Slicer,
maybe you can use this!Copy !req
183. Here you go!Copy !req
184. Free of charge.Copy !req
185. Come on, dude, let's get out of here.Copy !req
186. Okay, buddy.Copy !req
187. Dude, this armor is totally...Copy !req