1. The goblins have suffered
long enough, Xergiok!Copy !req
2. Shush!Copy !req
3. You guys can't live without me, right?Copy !req
4. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
5. Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!Copy !req
6. You got problems, man.Copy !req
7. Bah!Copy !req
8. You may have beaten me this
time, but —Copy !req
9. Ow!Copy !req
10. Ha ha! Yeah!Copy !req
11. And stay out,
muffin top!Copy !req
12. Finn and Jake!Copy !req
13. Finn and Jake!
Finn and Jake!Copy !req
14. Nyah, great job, warriors.Copy !req
15. You've freed us.Copy !req
16. I am Gummy,
Royal Goblin Chief of staff.Copy !req
17. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
18. Nyah!Copy !req
19. I-I-I'm sorry.Copy !req
20. I have not known a friendly
touch in some time.Copy !req
21. You see, Xergiok loved
to be a jerk to us.Copy !req
22. It's spankin' time!Copy !req
23. Yea-a-a-a-h!Copy !req
24. Yeah!Copy !req
25. Yea-a-a-a-a-h!Copy !req
26. Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
27. Aw, heck, Maria.Copy !req
28. I need to ask you something.Copy !req
29. Do you want to do this
marriage thing with me?Copy !req
30. Aww!Copy !req
31. Oh, my love,
the answer is yes.Copy !req
32. Boom!Copy !req
33. Congratulations.Copy !req
34. Oh!Copy !req
35. W-we need a good King to
rule us, like you, mayhaps?Copy !req
36. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
37. You should do it!Copy !req
38. Yeah, be their King.Copy !req
39. No, man.Copy !req
40. I'm an Adventurer
fo' life.Copy !req
41. If there isn't a King to
tell me not to start a riot,Copy !req
42. I-I could start
a riot, then.Copy !req
43. No rules, baby!Copy !req
44. Start that riot!Copy !req
45. Riot!
Flip this table!Copy !req
46. No one can tell me no!Copy !req
47. Aah!Copy !req
48. Please, Finn.
We need a King!Copy !req
49. Stop the riot!Copy !req
50. I'll become your King...
to save y'all from yourselves.Copy !req
51. We have a new King!Copy !req
52. Hey, Finn's gonna
need a Queen.Copy !req
53. I'll do it.Copy !req
54. Allow me to show you the
grounds, your Majesties.Copy !req
55. Show me what we got, Gummy.Copy !req
56. Show it to me!Copy !req
57. Dude, I'm psyched!Copy !req
58. Yeah.Copy !req
59. The Goblin Birthing Pits,
your majesties.Copy !req
60. I'm being born!Copy !req
61. That's pretty neat.Copy !req
62. The Garden of Living Fountains.Copy !req
63. Whoo! Awesome!Copy !req
64. The Royal Game Archive,
complete with controller hats.Copy !req
65. Ooh!Copy !req
66. The Royal Dragon Stables.Copy !req
67. Oh!Copy !req
68. Whoa.Copy !req
69. And, finally, the royal bedroom,
with king-sized bed forCopy !req
70. the royal couple.Copy !req
71. Could you make that a bunk bed?Copy !req
72. Yes, my Queen.Copy !req
73. Whisper Dan!Copy !req
74. I call the top!Copy !req
75. And I call —Copy !req
76. Wait!Copy !req
77. For you, great King,
the book of royal rules.Copy !req
78. Mm. Sounds boring.Copy !req
79. Oh, no worries, my Liege.Copy !req
80. I'll read it to you.Copy !req
81. Hey, Jake.Copy !req
82. You want to stay awake
and hear some rules?Copy !req
83. All right, lay it on me, Gummy.Copy !req
84. "Introduction, colon, the 623
royal rules were establishedCopy !req
85. in Moon Year 16, in response to
elder Gorflox's repeated requestCopy !req
86. for an organized response..."Copy !req
87. Awaken, your highness!Copy !req
88. No way, dude.Copy !req
89. Your Excellency, let's go.Copy !req
90. We have much to do.Copy !req
91. Whoo!Copy !req
92. This is where you may perform
your daily processes, my King.Copy !req
93. Whoa!Copy !req
94. Look at that huge mirror!Copy !req
95. And it's painted baby blue —
boys style!Copy !req
96. Come, Sire.Copy !req
97. It is time to brush your teethCopy !req
98. in front of the
"boys style" mirror.Copy !req
99. Whoo! Awesome!Copy !req
100. Oh, no, no, no, your majesty!Copy !req
101. Please!
Let us brush your teeth!Copy !req
102. Kyah!Copy !req
103. Whoa, ease up, dudes.Copy !req
104. Finn access only.Copy !req
105. Aah!
He's a rule breaker!Copy !req
106. Don't spank us too hard!Copy !req
107. Spare them, your majesty!Copy !req
108. Spank me instead!Copy !req
109. Set my buttocks ablaze!Copy !req
110. Guys, what are you talking about?Copy !req
111. Rule one, "the King shall
not brush his own teeth,"Copy !req
112. in the book of royal rules
I read to you last night.Copy !req
113. Oh! Oh.Copy !req
114. Guys, put your hams away.Copy !req
115. Wha?Copy !req
116. I'm not gonna
spank your hams.Copy !req
117. I'm not that kind of King.Copy !req
118. So, then, we may brush
your teeth, my Lord?Copy !req
119. You can brush my teeth
I guess.Copy !req
120. Yay!Copy !req
121. Oh.Copy !req
122. This brunch looks great.Copy !req
123. Can't wait to dig in.Copy !req
124. Uh, I will out that,
your highness.Copy !req
125. Gummy, as King,
I order you to let me out it.Copy !req
126. I'm sorry, Sire.Copy !req
127. The royal rules
don't allow it.Copy !req
128. I'm cutting it, Gummy!Copy !req
129. No!Copy !req
130. Thank you, Gummy.Copy !req
131. Uh, a thousand pardons, my Lord.Copy !req
132. You're not going to chew that,
are you?Copy !req
133. Yeah.Copy !req
134. I'm sorry, Sire.Copy !req
135. The royal rules don't allow it.Copy !req
136. Gummy, just let me do this.Copy !req
137. No one will know.Copy !req
138. I would know.Copy !req
139. Uh, Jake,
this is nuts.Copy !req
140. Maybe, but rules are rules.Copy !req
141. Master, eat your food.Copy !req
142. I chewed it thoroughly and
heated it to goblin bodyCopy !req
143. temperature.Copy !req
144. I'm not hungry, Gummy.Copy !req
145. You look a little bit down.Copy !req
146. Would you like me
to weep for you?Copy !req
147. No, Gummy.
It's just —Copy !req
148. Sire! Sire!Copy !req
149. There's trouble in Town Square!Copy !req
150. A thief!Copy !req
151. A thief?
Yes!Copy !req
152. I'll handle it!Copy !req
153. No, sire!Copy !req
154. The King is not
allowed to fight.Copy !req
155. He must give a
speech to the thief.Copy !req
156. That is the royal rule,
my Liege.Copy !req
157. There's the thief!Copy !req
158. Give me them hot buns, Lady!Copy !req
159. Hey, thief!Copy !req
160. I got a speech for yo—
no!Copy !req
161. The royal speaker must
give the speech.Copy !req
162. What?Copy !req
163. You see?Copy !req
164. Since the dawn of time, the
balance of what is right andCopy !req
165. what is wrong has come
into question...Copy !req
166. I'll take this.Copy !req
167. Yes, you can feel it
slowly working, eh?Copy !req
168. Oh, no! Aah!Copy !req
169. I can't let this go on!Copy !req
170. Gimme!Copy !req
171. Hands off, thief!Copy !req
172. Ha!Copy !req
173. Here you go, old lady.Copy !req
174. Oh, no! The new King!Copy !req
175. Just as cruel as the last King.Copy !req
176. Hi —
Yo . . . what?Copy !req
177. Oh, King, we beg you not
to slay the old lady.Copy !req
178. Don't hurt us!Copy !req
179. No, wait!Copy !req
180. Don't slay me!Copy !req
181. You may keep the hot buns,
your majesty!Copy !req
182. I'm ready for my spanking,Copy !req
183. Mr. Xergiok part two.Copy !req
184. We're ready for our spanking, Sire!Copy !req
185. No! No more spankings!Copy !req
186. Aah!Copy !req
187. Gummy, don't be afraid.Copy !req
188. I'm gonna stick to
the rules now, okay?Copy !req
189. My Lord, I'm sorry,
y-you haven't heard?Copy !req
190. Xergiok is returning
with an evil army!Copy !req
191. Come look —
through the scope.Copy !req
192. You see?Copy !req
193. Prepare to destroy them all!Copy !req
194. Oh!Copy !req
195. If I defeat Xergiok as King, I
can prove to the goblins that anCopy !req
196. active King can
be a good King.Copy !req
197. But I can't let them know
until it's all over.Copy !req
198. Stay fainted, Gummy.Copy !req
199. Oh!Copy !req
200. Whisper Dan, have you seen Jake?Copy !req
201. I'm in here.Copy !req
202. Xergiok's back with an
army of earclopses.Copy !req
203. Let's bust them up!Copy !req
204. All right, man.Copy !req
205. How do we do this?Copy !req
206. Hmm.Copy !req
207. What if they figure it out?Copy !req
208. No way, man.Copy !req
209. I'm going to be honest
with you, King Finn.Copy !req
210. When I'm scared, I feel
most safe in your lap.Copy !req
211. Line up for your spankings, Goblins!Copy !req
212. Oh! Too late —
in my pants!Copy !req
213. Jake, the goblins can't
see me being un-Kingly.Copy !req
214. I need a disguise.Copy !req
215. Jump in my mouth!Copy !req
216. Yah!Copy !req
217. Who among you has the
courage to face Xergiok?Copy !req
218. Shut your kissing hole, Xergiok!Copy !req
219. It's time for a beating!Copy !req
220. I salute you, foolish warrior!Copy !req
221. You can be my personal sla—Copy !req
222. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
223. Wow-wow-wow-wow-
wow-wow-wow!Copy !req
224. How in the world?Copy !req
225. Dude, no one uses earclopses
in battle without earplugs.Copy !req
226. Eat this!Copy !req
227. Pow! Pow! Pow!Copy !req
228. Whoa!Copy !req
229. Ha ha!
You missed me!Copy !req
230. Oh, great King.Copy !req
231. With the help of
a brave soldier,Copy !req
232. you thwarted
the evil Xergiok.Copy !req
233. Huzzah!Copy !req
234. Come on, dude.Copy !req
235. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
236. Aww.Copy !req
237. All right.Copy !req
238. Well, looks like they got
the King they wanted, buddy.Copy !req
239. Yup.Copy !req
240. And we're going home
to adventure.Copy !req
241. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
242. High five us, dude.Copy !req
243. Hey, Jake?Copy !req
244. What?Copy !req
245. Why do the insides of
you smell like vanilla?Copy !req
246. Oh. A wizard put a curse on me.Copy !req
247. Huh. Neat.Copy !req