Adventure Time 1x9

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Jake's plan to spend time with both Lady Rainicorn and Finn backfires.

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1. Pussy cat! Come here!

2. Hey!

3. Help!

4. Don't worry!

5. His spells never last long.

6. Who are these guys? This is a great fight!

7. Yeah! You never fought them?

8. They come out every day at 4:00 on the dot.

9. I guess that's because I meet Lady Rainicorn

10. every day at 4:00 on the dot.

11. Oh, shoot! I'm late!

12. You should stay, man.

13. At 5:00 every day, I chop both their heads off,

14. and they grow them back for the next day.

15. Aw, man, that sounds awesome!

16. I do want to stay and fight those guys,

17. but I also want to hang out with my girlfriend.

18. Boo!

19. I should probably go.

20. I'll see ya later, buddy.

21. Bye.

22. Hyah!

23. Oh!

24. Sorry! Sorry I'm late.

25. Finn and I were fighting this shark and science cat,

26. and I lost track of time.

27. Anyway, I'm here now, Milady,

28. and I have brought to you half an orange.

29. Ooh!

30. Nice!

31. Now make that green!

32. Ha ha ha! Yeah, that's good.

33. Sleep?

34. But we were supposed to play viola together!

35. Yeah.

36. Sorry again for coming so late.

37. Good night.

38. Hi, Jake.

39. Oh, hey, Shelby.

40. Why you looking so down in the dumps?

41. No response, huh? Guess you're good.

42. - I'm, fed up, Shelby! - Hmm?

43. Whenever I hang out with Lady Rainicorn,

44. I miss out on fun times with Finn.

45. And then when I hang out with Finn,

46. I'm missing out on Lady Rainicorn!

47. Oh!

48. Hey, Jake, why don't you just hang out with both of them

49. at the same time?

50. And then I won't miss anything!

51. Shelby!

52. My problems are solved.

53. Ah, isn't this great?

54. This is totally great, isn't it? - Yeah.

55. Isn't it?

56. Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!

57. What? What did she say?

58. She said she also thinks it's great.

59. Oh.

60. Yeah.

61. Hmm.

62. Hey, did you know that you both

63. have an awesome sense of humor?

64. - We do? - Yeah. Anybody have a joke?

65. Oh, I have a joke!

66. Ha ha! Okay, okay.

67. Knock knock. - Who's there?

68. She said, "who's there?"

69. Diarrhea.

70. Did she say, "diarrhea who?"

71. Uh, no.

72. No, she didn't say, "diarrhea who?"

73. She didn't... say it.

74. Lady, how about you tell a joke?

75. Oh.

76. What's the joke?

77. Uh, well, the joke doesn't translate very well.

78. Man, I-I might leave.

79. Is it okay if I leave?

80. I kind of want to go fight something.

81. No! Don't leave.

82. If there was only some way

83. you two could talk to each other directly.

84. Oh, dude! I just remembered!

85. There's a universal translator device

86. at the bottom of Lake Szelezon!

87. The lake guarded by evil Lake Knights?

88. Yeah, I can't remember why I threw it in there.

89. Let's all go and get it!

90. Whoa, Jake! You're inviting Rainicorn?

91. No offense, but isn't she a little too sweet

92. for deadly adventure?

93. Trust me, Finn, she's the Rowdy Queen.

94. She can do anything.

95. Hmm.

96. All right. Trust pound.

97. Underwater camouflage.

98. Whoo-hoo!

99. Yeah!

100. All right! Yeah!

101. Lady, you are incredible!

102. You should adventure with us all the time!

103. Heh, heh, heh.

104. All according to plan.

105. Uh, what?

106. Here's the translator.

107. Let's see here.

108. Voice options are...

109. Old man...

110. Nerdy alien...

111. or nightmare?

112. Try sayin' something, toots.

113. Then, I ate all the peaches in the orchard.

114. And that farmer was so angry.

115. I like this voice.

116. And that's the end of my story.

117. Well, at least with old man option, we can understand him.

118. I mean, her! I mean you, sugar.

119. Hop on my back, and I'll give you both a ride home.

120. Whatever you say, grandpa. Rah!

121. Come on, my darling.

122. Wrap your legs around me.

123. I remember why I drowned that translator now.

124. Hey, grandpa, how are you able to fly

125. if you don't have wings?

126. Well, light travels from the sun,

127. then bounces off of our planet and back into our eyes

128. so we can perceive color.

129. Whoa!

130. My body can intercept that light and dance around on it.

131. Baby, it's a little rocky in the back seat, here.

132. Shmow!

133. That forest wizard is giving away free power rings!

134. Do you want to try getting some, Finn?

135. Yeahs!

136. Lady-y-y!

137. Finn!

138. Lady!

139. Lady? Finn?

140. Y'all around here? Dang it!

141. Whoa! Check it out!

142. Oh, did you see that?

143. This is, like, the funnest thing ever!

144. There you are!

145. Where were you guys?

146. Wait a minute — you didn't fly down with us?

147. I thought you were behind us this whole time.

148. No! I fell off your tail end.

149. I was shouting your name!

150. Oh, honey pot, we probably

151. couldn't hear you because of the cloud density.

152. Jake! Check out these power rings!

153. Whoa. That's cool. You got 10 of them?

154. Yeah! Lady got some, too.

155. Oh, that's cool.

156. Uh, you want one of mine?

157. I've got so many.

158. Yeah! Thanks, man!

159. Oh, wait.

160. I can't take them off.

161. I guess they're cursed. Still pretty cool, though.

162. Yeah, they're awesome.

163. Whoa!

164. All right, this time,

165. I'm gonna destroy you, Rainicorn!

166. Okay. That sounds nice.

167. Oh, I got the sword!

168. Hey, Lady, you want to go play music together or something?

169. Uh, oh, uh...

170. I-I would, but, uh, I'm in the middle of this game.

171. Oh.

172. Hey, Finn, after this next game,

173. do you want to go adventurin' with me?

174. Lady and I are going to a party

175. in the Cloud Kingdom tonight.

176. You should go to that with us.

177. Hmph! Hmph! Hmph! Hmph!

178. Jake, stop sighing! You're messing up my game!

179. Jake! What's going on with you?

180. Nothing!

181. Aw, dang it!

182. Man, Lady, you're too good at this.

183. Hey, it's time to party with clouds!

184. Jake, you coming? - No.

185. Dude, I thought you wanted to spend more time...

186. with me and Lady together. - I do!

187. - Then come on. - No, you go ahead,

188. and you have fun with my girlfriend!

189. Uh...

190. we're gonna head to the party,

191. but you should meet us there and stop acting weird.

192. They should be back by now.

193. Hello? Cloud Kingdom.

194. Uh, yes. Hello.

195. Um, I'm looking for Finn the human and Lady Rainicorn.

196. Whoo-hoo!

197. Hello? Can you hear me?

198. Hello!

199. Yeah. They left a while ago.

200. A while ago?

201. What the?

202. Yeah, now make that orange.

203. And make that purple.

204. Wow, Lady, hanging out with you is the best.

205. I like you, too, Finn.

206. Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

207. My girlfriend in the arms of my best pal.

208. Well, two can play at that game, sweet cheeks.

209. Let's see... "Doug, Todd, Jerry, Dennis,

210. Reggie, Peter, George, Larry, Luke, David, Benton,

211. Mike R., Mike H., Mike A.,

212. Gareth, Jennings, Mr. International,

213. Mr. Outrageous, Captain Majesty,

214. the Flying Lettuce Brothers,

215. Pete the Punk."

216. Tiffany!

217. Perfect!

218. Man, I wish Jake was here having fun with us.

219. Hey, where's that music coming from?

220. Yeah, yeah, louder.

221. Jake, what are you doing?

222. Oh, hey, guys.

223. I'm just sharing a tender moment

224. with my beautiful friend, Tiffany.

225. Stop! You're making Lady jealous.

226. Well, I'm trying to make you both jealous.

227. Why would I be jealous of Tiffany?

228. Because Tiffany's a boy!

229. Ha ha ha ha ha!

230. Jake's my best friend now — forever.

231. Yah!

232. Homewrecker!

233. Jake, what's going on with you?

234. Oh, I guess I'm jealous

235. of how much you and Finn like each other.

236. I'm hanging out with Finn

237. because you wanted us to get to know each other better.

238. I know. Ugh!

239. Get out of my life, Tiffany, and never come back!

240. Oof! No! Jake will be mine!

241. I'm sorry I'm an idiot, baby. Forgive me?

242. Oh, sweet potato, I love you because you're an idiot.

243. You make me feel like a genius.

244. You make me feel like I'm hugging an old man.

245. It's time to get rid of this piece of crud.

246. Aah!

247. Yeah, way better.

248. Beat it, Tiffany!

249. Go on — get.

250. You'll never defeat me!

251. I will be Jake's best friend because I'm Tiffany!

252. Aaaaaah!

253. I'm sorry I was an idiot. You forgive me?

254. Shut up, man. I don't want to hear that stuff.

255. Let me get in there.

256. Let's never be stupid again.

257. Wait.

258. Let's always be stupid — forever.

259. Amen.