1. Our secret mission to capture
the Ice King is under way,Copy !req
2. though I probably shouldn't
say stuff like that out loud.Copy !req
3. Who is it?Copy !req
4. Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap!
Zap! Zap! Zap!Copy !req
5. Oh, someone left me a gift.Copy !req
6. Peanut brittle?Copy !req
7. But I'm on a diet!Copy !req
8. Should've stuck to your diet!Copy !req
9. Oh!Copy !req
10. Finn, you have destroyed my
faith in canned peanut brittle!Copy !req
11. Zap!
Oh, no!Copy !req
12. My crown has all
my powers in it!Copy !req
13. Wrap attack!Copy !req
14. How 'bout I swaddle you
up like a sweet baby?Copy !req
15. We finally captured
the Ice King!Copy !req
16. Why'd we do this again?Copy !req
17. Princess explained it all when she
sent us on the mission, 'member?Copy !req
18. Go capture the Ice King
and bring him to me.Copy !req
19. Hmm.Copy !req
20. She really didn't
explain anything.Copy !req
21. I'm sure she's got
a good reason.Copy !req
22. Where is everybody?Copy !req
23. Yeah, this place is deserted,
except for that guy.Copy !req
24. Ich bin hier, Finn.Copy !req
25. It's me, der Princess.Copy !req
26. Did you bring him?
- Sure did.Copy !req
27. So, what did the
Ice King do to —Copy !req
28. No time!
Now, quickly, with me!Copy !req
29. Ttublaw!Copy !req
30. What's the password?Copy !req
31. You got me!Copy !req
32. Secret door!Copy !req
33. This stairway leads to the dungeon
where we'll toss that lousy Ice King!Copy !req
34. What awful thing did he
do to get tossed in there?Copy !req
35. He didn't do anything —
not a thing.Copy !req
36. What?Copy !req
37. It's a long story, Finn.Copy !req
38. You see, the Ice King —Copy !req
39. Princess Bubblegum, you're
needed at once in the grand hall.Copy !req
40. No!Copy !req
41. I need more time!Copy !req
42. Gosh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
43. All right, all right.Copy !req
44. I have to go.Copy !req
45. You two just guard the
Ice King until I return.Copy !req
46. And be prepared to
make him howl with pain.Copy !req
47. You got it, Princess!Copy !req
48. Oh, this is a total rook!Copy !req
49. Settle down, prisoner!Copy !req
50. We got to record your belonging.Copy !req
51. One magical crown.Copy !req
52. Probably stolen.Copy !req
53. I didn't steal it!Copy !req
54. I made that item —
made it with the magic that I stole!Copy !req
55. So hand it over or
I'll strike menacing poses at you!Copy !req
56. Cool it, inmate!Copy !req
57. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
58. These bars can't
hold me forever!Copy !req
59. Hey, there's only
like two of them.Copy !req
60. You fools have no
business guarding prisoners.Copy !req
61. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
62. Well, how about these
helmets we found?Copy !req
63. And we got the oculus
of rehabilitation!Copy !req
64. Huh?Copy !req
65. Be better!Copy !req
66. And the shelf of penitence!Copy !req
67. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
68. How about you just
hand me my crown?Copy !req
69. I'll create some ice bars.Copy !req
70. Okay!Copy !req
71. No, Jake! It's a trick!Copy !req
72. I'm toying with you
psychologically!Copy !req
73. Finished!Copy !req
74. So, what am I
being charged with?Copy !req
75. Um...Copy !req
76. Five counts of jerketeering. Ha!Copy !req
77. Yeah.Copy !req
78. What does it matter?Copy !req
79. Gah!Copy !req
80. Of course it matters!Copy !req
81. The way it works is, first,Copy !req
82. I transgress your
meaningless rules,Copy !req
83. and then you maliciously
persecute me!Copy !req
84. That makes sense.Copy !req
85. You do bad stuff,
I punish you.Copy !req
86. Fool!Copy !req
87. You have disrupted
that order for —Copy !req
88. Are you ready for this?Copy !req
89. I have committed
no recent crime!Copy !req
90. Really? Um...Copy !req
91. I'm rockin' your world view!Copy !req
92. Jake, he is starting toCopy !req
93. convince me we're
doing a bad thing!Copy !req
94. Dude be calmed by
my saliva and think of allCopy !req
95. the terrible things he's done.Copy !req
96. Yeah.Copy !req
97. Yeah, you're still a jerk that
deserves to be in jail!Copy !req
98. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
99. You know who really
deserves to be in jail?Copy !req
100. I will show you the true jerks!Copy !req
101. Behold!Copy !req
102. Uh, it's too dark.Copy !req
103. Behold!Copy !req
104. Behold!Copy !req
105. Behold the true jerks!Copy !req
106. The jerks is us?Copy !req
107. Jake, am I going crazy?Copy !req
108. It seems like the Ice King
is right about this.Copy !req
109. But if he's in the right,
then that means we're in...Copy !req
110. The Candy Kingdom!Copy !req
111. No.Copy !req
112. It means much,
much worse.Copy !req
113. On your feet!Copy !req
114. Is it time for my hour
in the yard, boss?Copy !req
115. No.Copy !req
116. We're letting you go.Copy !req
117. We decided that it's
wrong to imprison you.Copy !req
118. This is a trick, huh?Copy !req
119. Get out of here before
I change my mind!Copy !req
120. There must be someone
waiting outside to beat me.Copy !req
121. Ooh, is that my
crown over there?Copy !req
122. I'm glad that's
all taken care of.Copy !req
123. No...Copy !req
124. Not quite yet.Copy !req
125. Aw!Copy !req
126. Sorry, but since we're the bad guys
this time, we got to go to jail.Copy !req
127. This sucks.Copy !req
128. Hey, get out of my room!Copy !req
129. Y-you're still here?Copy !req
130. J-just get out of here, man!Copy !req
131. So...Copy !req
132. You're really breaking me out?Copy !req
133. Like I said,
it's wrong to imprison you.Copy !req
134. You mean,
you believe me?Copy !req
135. Oh, can it be?Copy !req
136. Has all the hatred between us somehow
transmuted into something more?Copy !req
137. A friendship?Copy !req
138. A best friendship?Copy !req
139. Knucks!Copy !req
140. Slaps in disgust, eh?Copy !req
141. Ooh, let's call them
"Slappy D's!"Copy !req
142. Okay, see you later,
my bosoms!Copy !req
143. I am no man's bosom.Copy !req
144. Cast "detect secret door!"Copy !req
145. Success!Copy !req
146. Sorry for the delay.Copy !req
147. Man, there are a lot of
secret doors around here.Copy !req
148. And now, Ice King,
prepare to howl with...Copy !req
149. Pain?Copy !req
150. Wow, she's so proud we did the right
thing that she almost looks enraged.Copy !req
151. Where is the Ice King?Copy !req
152. Finally,
freedom and friends forever!Copy !req
153. What have you done?Copy !req
154. What have we done?Copy !req
155. I'll show you!Copy !req
156. Achoo!Copy !req
157. Aah!Copy !req
158. Yep, even ol' Starchie's sick.Copy !req
159. A plague of freezer-burn flu.Copy !req
160. Ice King did this?Copy !req
161. Well...Copy !req
162. Yes and no.Copy !req
163. It happened three days ago.Copy !req
164. Hey, Princess,
check out my new trick!Copy !req
165. It's snowing!Copy !req
166. It's snowing for you!Copy !req
167. We don't think
he was trying to spread disease.Copy !req
168. But soon, the entire Kingdom was
infected by his beard flakes.Copy !req
169. Through my research, I quickly
discovered that the only way toCopy !req
170. cure my people was to obtain the
pained howls of the Ice King himself.Copy !req
171. But when I pleaded
with him directly...Copy !req
172. Please, I beseech your aid in
the name of common decency!Copy !req
173. So, let me get this straight.Copy !req
174. You're hitting on me.Copy !req
175. No!Copy !req
176. I think I heard the
word "virile" in there.Copy !req
177. Oh, she's definitely
hitting on me.Copy !req
178. No!Copy !req
179. Begone, you biddies!Copy !req
180. He had his chance to help,
and he did nothing!Copy !req
181. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
182. She came to me this time!Copy !req
183. I had no choice but to try
and take his wails by force.Copy !req
184. By getting us to beat
the tar out of him?Copy !req
185. I can't just beat up the
Ice King for nothing.Copy !req
186. That's against my alignment.Copy !req
187. I know! I know!Copy !req
188. You're right!Copy !req
189. But I'll get him to give
up those howls voluntarily.Copy !req
190. I swear it.Copy !req
191. Oh, thank you, Finn!Copy !req
192. I...Copy !req
193. Shhhh.Copy !req
194. Dude, how are we
gonna get those howls?Copy !req
195. Oh, I've got a plan to trick him,
but you won't like it.Copy !req
196. That sounds ominous.Copy !req
197. I don't like it!Copy !req
198. Ice King, come forth!Copy !req
199. I'm coming forth!Copy !req
200. Is that the
voice of friendship I hear?Copy !req
201. So, are you fellas
ready for game night?Copy !req
202. Game night?Copy !req
203. Well, that's weird.Copy !req
204. What? Why?Copy !req
205. You do know how
friends act, right?Copy !req
206. You've had friends before.Copy !req
207. Uh... yes?Copy !req
208. Yeah, so you know how friends are
always howling in pain for each other.Copy !req
209. Yeah. Right!Copy !req
210. Everyone knows that.Copy !req
211. Will you howl for me, pal?Copy !req
212. Ooh, of course, friend.Copy !req
213. Oh!
Sorry!Copy !req
214. Oh, I've got the sillies.Copy !req
215. I couldn't possibly howl
without giggling uncontrollably.Copy !req
216. I'm just so giddy
about you being here.Copy !req
217. I'm a banana!Copy !req
218. Don't slip on me!Copy !req
219. We're out of options.Copy !req
220. Let's just beat it out of him!Copy !req
221. No, Jake, we —Copy !req
222. Wait a sec.Copy !req
223. There's a bug on you, friend.Copy !req
224. Smack!Copy !req
225. Biscuits!
Now's my chance!Copy !req
226. You know, I carved these
game pieces from my own teeth.Copy !req
227. Boohoo, boohoo, boohoo.Copy !req
228. Huh?Copy !req
229. Crying?Copy !req
230. Boohoo.Copy !req
231. You hit me, Ice King.Copy !req
232. I don't think I could live anymore,
knowing my best bosom hit me.Copy !req
233. I was only saving you
from poo poo palms.Copy !req
234. I'm dying because I
know you care not for me.Copy !req
235. Bleh.Copy !req
236. No!Copy !req
237. My — my bosom!Copy !req
238. What have I done?Copy !req
239. My friend!Copy !req
240. My only friend!Copy !req
241. Hey, what about me?Copy !req
242. Why?Copy !req
243. Why?Copy !req
244. Why-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y?Copy !req
245. Huh?Copy !req
246. Starchie's feelin' healthy again —
a bit too healthy, if you ask me.Copy !req
247. They're all getting better.Copy !req
248. Finn and Jake did it!Copy !req
249. Oh, well.Copy !req
250. Gunter,
dispose of Finn's carcass.Copy !req
251. Harrumph!Copy !req
252. Good job!Copy !req
253. Those wails must have
reached all the way back to —Copy !req
254. Did you see how fast he
dropped my lifeless body?Copy !req
255. That's just mean.Copy !req
256. Finn, if I came across
your lifeless body,Copy !req
257. I'd clasp you dramatically
for a kajillion years.Copy !req
258. Thanks, man.Copy !req
259. Hey, why wait?Copy !req
260. Play dead, Finn.Copy !req
261. Why?Copy !req
262. Why?Copy !req
263. Why?Copy !req
264. Adventure Time!Copy !req