1. Here I go!
- Yeah!Copy !req
2. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
3. Hmm...Copy !req
4. Awesome!Copy !req
5. Someone needs our help!Copy !req
6. What is it about "Henchman for Life"
that you don't understand?Copy !req
7. Oh, come on!Copy !req
8. Dude, it's Marceline,
the Vampire Queen.Copy !req
9. Huh?Copy !req
10. Can't you find the compassion
to release this poor old body?Copy !req
11. "Henchman for Life" means
"Henchman for Life"!Copy !req
12. You still petrified
of vampires?Copy !req
13. No.Copy !req
14. I'm not.Copy !req
15. Fall on the ground for me!Copy !req
16. Yes, Mistress.Copy !req
17. Unh!Copy !req
18. Now cry for me.Copy !req
19. Okay.Copy !req
20. I don't want to cry,
but I shall cry for you.Copy !req
21. Hey! Cut that out!Copy !req
22. Oh, if it isn't my favorite little
goody two shoes Finn.Copy !req
23. Stop making this
poor old dude cry!Copy !req
24. I can make him do
whatever I want.Copy !req
25. Watch.Copy !req
26. Henchman, amuse me.Copy !req
27. Stop it!Copy !req
28. Now hop around in a circle.Copy !req
29. Hup hup hup.Copy !req
30. Waah! Aah!Copy !req
31. Oh, no.Copy !req
32. Don't worry, Sir.Copy !req
33. I'll see to it you get set free!Copy !req
34. Oh, and how you gonna
pull that off, hero?Copy !req
35. I'll do what I need to.Copy !req
36. I'll even take his place.Copy !req
37. Dude, what?Copy !req
38. Do you mean it?Copy !req
39. Uh, well...Copy !req
40. Heck yeah!Copy !req
41. Deal! Old henchman,
you are free.Copy !req
42. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
43. What are you doing, man?Copy !req
44. Hey, Jake.Copy !req
45. Eep!Copy !req
46. I couldn't watch that
old man suffer, Jake.Copy !req
47. My code of honor
wouldn't allow it.Copy !req
48. "Oh, my code of honor
wouldn't allow it."Copy !req
49. Grrr!Copy !req
50. Hey!Copy !req
51. Yes, Jake?Copy !req
52. What would you
like to talk about?Copy !req
53. Aah!Copy !req
54. I want to help you
out of this, man,Copy !req
55. but she scares the filling
out of my doughnut.Copy !req
56. Let's just leave.Copy !req
57. I can't.Copy !req
58. As a hero, I'm bound by my
wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-rd!Copy !req
59. Finn!Copy !req
60. Don't worry, dude!Copy !req
61. I'll figure something out!Copy !req
62. You're lucky, Finn.Copy !req
63. Your first job as henchman
is to help me feed.Copy !req
64. Feed?Copy !req
65. What does she mean?Copy !req
66. Like — l-like oats?Copy !req
67. Like sentient beings or oats?Copy !req
68. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
69. I can handle it.Copy !req
70. Sounds like dinner.Copy !req
71. Finn, open the door.Copy !req
72. Open it already!Copy !req
73. No way, Marceline!Copy !req
74. I'm not gonna open this door if
innocent people will be hurt!Copy !req
75. Aren't you bound by your
word to do as I say, hero?Copy !req
76. I...Copy !req
77. Yes.Copy !req
78. Huh?Copy !req
79. Sorry about this.Copy !req
80. Aah!Copy !req
81. Hold him down.Copy !req
82. Are you enjoying this, Finn?Copy !req
83. No!Copy !req
84. Grrr!Copy !req
85. Don't you worry, Finn.Copy !req
86. I'll get you out of there.Copy !req
87. I've got a perfect plan.Copy !req
88. - Aah!Copy !req
89. I'm not running away, Finn!Copy !req
90. This is just part of my plan!Copy !req
91. Please, human boy,
let me go.Copy !req
92. I'm sorry, Sir.Copy !req
93. I'm bound by my Code of Honor
to do what she says.Copy !req
94. I understand, son.Copy !req
95. I was married myself once.Copy !req
96. Wait, wait!Copy !req
97. I'm not married to —Copy !req
98. Ohh! Enough talking!Copy !req
99. Dinner is served!Copy !req
100. No!Copy !req
101. Grr!Copy !req
102. No!Copy !req
103. How dare you, henchman.Copy !req
104. I order you to let me feed!Copy !req
105. Aah!Copy !req
106. Unh!Copy !req
107. Aah!Copy !req
108. Uh... Uh...Copy !req
109. Blah!Copy !req
110. Aah!Copy !req
111. Nooooooo!Copy !req
112. Mmm.Copy !req
113. That red bow tie was delicious.Copy !req
114. Ohh, ugh.Copy !req
115. Huh?Copy !req
116. What's wrong, Finn?Copy !req
117. I — I thought —Copy !req
118. I thought you were —Copy !req
119. Oh, my.Copy !req
120. A white tie!Copy !req
121. Thank you so much.Copy !req
122. This is so beautiful.Copy !req
123. Ahh.Copy !req
124. But — but —Copy !req
125. What?Copy !req
126. You know I eat the
color red sometimes.Copy !req
127. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
128. Okay.Copy !req
129. We've got plenty
more evil to do!Copy !req
130. Man, wha—Copy !req
131. what's wrong with this girl?Copy !req
132. I — I can't tell if she's messing
with me or — or what.Copy !req
133. Hey, Finn, you thinking aboutCopy !req
134. how that guy's bow tie
sort of looked like a bra?Copy !req
135. Huh? No!Copy !req
136. I know this place seems aCopy !req
137. little dead...Copy !req
138. But don't worry.Copy !req
139. It'll soon be... un-dead.Copy !req
140. Corpses buried in
mud that's black,Copy !req
141. from death, I command you,
to come back!Copy !req
142. How are you?Copy !req
143. What's happening?Copy !req
144. Are you ready to lead an
evil army of the undead?Copy !req
145. Never!Copy !req
146. Okay! I'll do it!Copy !req
147. Don't worry, dude.Copy !req
148. I'm coming to help you.Copy !req
149. Yaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
150. Huh? What's that noise?Copy !req
151. Aaaah!Copy !req
152. Sorry, Finn.Copy !req
153. Excited to hear the wild
screams of an entire castle?Copy !req
154. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
155. That sounds bombastic, honey.Copy !req
156. Hey, I'm gonna run up ahead
and scout it out for you, sugar.Copy !req
157. Ye-e-e-e-e-s?Copy !req
158. Duke and
Duchess of Nuts residence.Copy !req
159. My boss is gonna
sack your castle!Copy !req
160. Oh! Well, that's
certainly bad news for us.Copy !req
161. Lisby! Who is at the door?Copy !req
162. Someone who wishes
to sack the nut castle.Copy !req
163. Why would you want to sack my nut
castle on my second son's 1 st birthday?Copy !req
164. Seize him!Copy !req
165. No!Copy !req
166. Listen! You hear that?Copy !req
167. My Master is marching here
with her army of the undead!Copy !req
168. Oh! How wonderful!Copy !req
169. Listen to me!Copy !req
170. Everybody, run for your lives!Copy !req
171. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
172. I wrote this next song
about a fisherman.Copy !req
173. Don't do this, Marceline!Copy !req
174. I beg you!Copy !req
175. Don't do what?Copy !req
176. You're late, Marceline!Copy !req
177. My son has been dying to
hear your undead music!Copy !req
178. Wha?Copy !req
179. Oh, I forgot!Copy !req
180. Marceline is playing tonight.Copy !req
181. Okay. So she makes
things seem bad, and then —Copy !req
182. or her personality makes
them seem bad and...Copy !req
183. I'm overreacting.Copy !req
184. - Hey!
- Huh?Copy !req
185. Why are you thinking so hard?Copy !req
186. Just party hard.Copy !req
187. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
188. All right!Copy !req
189. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
190. Hey, castle crasher!Copy !req
191. Hey, Marceline.Copy !req
192. You like cute things, right?Copy !req
193. Uh, yeah. Sure.Copy !req
194. Why?Copy !req
195. Then, you might love this.Copy !req
196. The cutest dimple plant ever!Copy !req
197. Whoa-ho-ho!Copy !req
198. That's cool!Copy !req
199. Here —
eat some of its fruit.Copy !req
200. See what happens.Copy !req
201. Okay.Copy !req
202. A dimple!Copy !req
203. Okay, henchman,
now I need you to do something.Copy !req
204. What is it?Copy !req
205. I want to you to take this
dimple plant outside and kill it.Copy !req
206. What?Copy !req
207. Use my axe-bass.Copy !req
208. I'm gonna murder you.Copy !req
209. I'm not entirely sure why.Copy !req
210. I'm sure this will end happy.Copy !req
211. Aah!Copy !req
212. I don't get it.Copy !req
213. There's always a twist to the
stuff Marceline makes me do!Copy !req
214. But where's the twist in
bumping off this bush?Copy !req
215. There is no twist.Copy !req
216. Kill it now!Copy !req
217. But what —Copy !req
218. You should have hacked it to pieces
when it was still adorable.Copy !req
219. I thought —Copy !req
220. Whoa!Copy !req
221. Hyah!Copy !req
222. Bleh!Copy !req
223. Sick!Copy !req
224. Whoa!Copy !req
225. Oh, boy.Copy !req
226. Waaaaah!Copy !req
227. Hyah!Copy !req
228. Not bad. For a henchman.Copy !req
229. Hmm.Copy !req
230. Hey, can't the sun, like, destroy you?Copy !req
231. Yeah, it hurts.Copy !req
232. But I kind of like it.Copy !req
233. Reminds me when I'd scrape myCopy !req
234. knees up as a kid and
my mom would patch me up.Copy !req
235. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
236. Uh, Jake told me I came
out of a cabbage.Copy !req
237. Hey, Finn, I need you
to strangle some Pixies!Copy !req
238. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
239. That sounds good.Copy !req
240. Whoa. Why are you being
so casual about that?Copy !req
241. Killing pixies is
some hard-core evil.Copy !req
242. I'm not falling for your
junk anymore, lady.Copy !req
243. You just like saying poop
that jacks with my brain.Copy !req
244. What are you
talking about? I —Copy !req
245. Dang, man.Copy !req
246. I didn't think you'd
ever catch on.Copy !req
247. I knew it!Copy !req
248. Hey, what about
your old henchman?Copy !req
249. Who was that guy?Copy !req
250. Oh, just an old diving buddy.Copy !req
251. So, ready to go
strangle some pixies?Copy !req
252. Yeah, man.Copy !req
253. I mean wo-man!Copy !req
254. Oh, no.Copy !req
255. My buddy is totally under
her vampire spell!Copy !req
256. Die, unholy thing!Copy !req
257. Jake?Copy !req
258. Ow!Copy !req
259. Aah!Copy !req
260. Marceline!Copy !req
261. I'm stakin' that vampire
and setting you free,Copy !req
262. no matter how
terrified I am!Copy !req
263. She's all right, man!Copy !req
264. She's still controlling
your mind with evil!Copy !req
265. Now back off and let me
vanquish her from existence!Copy !req
266. I can't let you do that, Jake.Copy !req
267. I love you, brother.Copy !req
268. Aah!Copy !req
269. Oof!Copy !req
270. Jake, listen!Copy !req
271. Marceline is not how she seems!Copy !req
272. She's a radical dame
who likes to play games.Copy !req
273. What are you even
talking about, dude?Copy !req
274. Hyah!Copy !req
275. Oh, man!Copy !req
276. Whoa!Copy !req
277. Aah!Copy !req
278. Marceline!Copy !req
279. Unh!Copy !req
280. Aah!Copy !req
281. Where is she?Copy !req
282. Uh...Copy !req
283. I'm free.Copy !req
284. Jake, you faced your
fear and saved me!Copy !req
285. I did?Copy !req
286. I did!Copy !req
287. Yeah!Copy !req
288. Is it cool?Copy !req
289. Yup.Copy !req
290. Finn, I owe you, big-time.Copy !req
291. Changing into a bat and hiding
in your pack was genius.Copy !req
292. That's what
henchmen are for.Copy !req
293. Oh, that reminds me.Copy !req
294. You're fired from your
henchmanship.Copy !req
295. It's no fun when
I can't trick you.Copy !req
296. We're still on for pixie-strangling
tomorrow, though, right?Copy !req
297. Definitely.Copy !req