Adventure Time 1x2

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Finn must travel to Lumpy Space to find a cure that will save Jake, who was accidentally bitten by Lumpy Space Princess at a tea party.

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1. Whoop! Huh?

2. Oop! Whoopee.

3. Cheers, Lumpy Space Princess.

4. Yeah! Bouncing!

5. Princess, this tea party sucks in a big way,

6. but thanks for the invite.

7. Oh, don't worry, Finn.

8. The mallow tea ceremony takes years to master.

9. Princess, I think I just now mastered it.

10. One more bounce. All right.

11. Tea-partying's hard, huh, Jake?

12. Oof! Yes.

13. What? No way. It's super-easy.

14. Lumpy Space Princess, you big faker.

15. You're floating, not bouncing.

16. Fine. I'll prove it.

17. Huh? Aah!

18. Oh, no! Oh, snap!

19. Aah!

20. Ah, lame. Sorry I bit your leg.

21. You're still biting me!

22. Oh, my gosh. Oh, right. Sorry.

23. Dude, your leg!

24. This is... new.

25. Nothing ominous, though — just a bump.

26. Nah — that's no bump.

27. It's the early stage of the lumps.

28. Is it serious?

29. It just means he's changing into a Lumpy Space guy,

30. on account of my bite.

31. It's just like, um, you know, werewolf rules.

32. Arrr! Arr-arr-arr! Arr!

33. - Oh, no! - What?

34. You think I'm gonna turn all lumpy, like her?

35. Get outta here! Wha?

36. Finn, I think I'm freaking out!

37. Calm down, bud.

38. I'll... I'll sock the lumpiness out of you.

39. Hey, now.

40. Royal intervention.

41. Surely there must be an antidote to the lumps.

42. Yeah, there's an antidote, but you have to go

43. all the way to Lumpy Space to get it,

44. and Jake has to use it by sunset.

45. What happens if he doesn't take the antidote by sunset?

46. He'll be lumpy, like, forever.

47. LSP, please, can you tell us how to reach Lumpy Space?

48. Yeah, I mean, there's a portal nearby.

49. I can show you whenever.

50. Take us now! Take us now!

51. I should not have drank that much tea.

52. Don't go telling everyone about this portal or whatever.

53. It's kind of a secret.

54. Where is it?

55. The portal is that frog and mushroom.

56. Ribbit!

57. Password, please.

58. Whatevers 2009!

59. Good day, Princess.

60. Is your father okay with you entering Lumpy Space

61. with two...

62. non-lumpers?

63. Just say "yes!" Yes! Yes! Yes!

64. Yeah, whatever. Fine.

65. Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

66. Aah!

67. Whoa! Lumpy Space!

68. So, where's the antidote? - Hold it.

69. First, you should check out my house.

70. It's, like, kind of lame,

71. but way less lame than, like, your house.

72. Uh, can you skip to the part

73. where you'll tell us where the antidote is?

74. It's up there at make-out point.

75. That's so close!

76. We can run there in no... time.

77. Aw, what?

78. It's like a million-mile fall into space!

79. Yeah, you have to travel by car in my world,

80. or else you'll fall into the Lumpy Abyss.

81. Daughter!

82. Have you brought smooth people into our domain?

83. I had to, Dad.

84. I'm trying to help them.

85. So don't lumping yell at me!

86. What did you say?

87. What did you just say?

88. I said, "lump off, mom!"

89. - Uhh... - What?

90. - Vroom... vroom? - Oh, yeah, I need to borrow the car.

91. You have made your mother cry

92. for the last time, daughter!

93. You are hereby banned from using the royal car!

94. Shucks! I lumping hate them!

95. I'm really, really sorry, Finn,

96. but I can't help you, because my parents

97. are horrible idiots!

98. Don't you know anyone else with a car?

99. My friend Melissa has a car,

100. but she's dating my ex-boyfriend Brad.

101. Call her... now!

102. Hmm. Call "BBF 66."

103. Hello?

104. Hey, Melissa. What's up?

105. - What's she saying? - I'm asking her! Geez!

106. Melissa, just listen.

107. Have you forgotten what day this is?

108. Melissa, I'm trying to help out some friends.

109. Tonight is the weekly Promcoming dance!

110. - Oh, glob. I forgot. - What'd she say?

111. Tonight is the weekly Promcoming dance!

112. It's gonna be so flippin' awesome!

113. LSP, we don't have time for this.

114. Ask for the ride, LSP.

115. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

116. Wha?

117. Melissa, you should totally drive us

118. to make-out point...

119. to make out with hot boys.

120. LSP, you're so ba-a-a-a-a-d!

121. Be there in a sec! - Bye-ah!

122. Hmph.

123. Sorry, but Jake's lumpiness is worsening.

124. Actually, I think I'm beating it back with sheer willpower.

125. Oh, my.

126. Yeah, whatever.

127. Just don't mess with my phone again.

128. Hey!

129. Ugh. Okay.

130. Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

131. Aw, Finn, this music "ducks," right?

132. Aw, I love this song.

133. We should totally T. P. Shawndala's house.

134. Gracious!

135. That was terrible!

136. Finn, if you can't save me from the lumps,

137. if I do turn,

138. if I become lumpy like them,

139. I want you to — - It's not gonna come to that!

140. But if it does, I'll bury you

141. beneath the nicest, most shadiest tree.

142. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

143. I'm saying that if I go totally lumpy,

144. then I want you to get used to lumpy Jake.

145. What did you think I was saying?

146. Oh, um...

147. Can't this car go any faster?

148. We're already here.

149. Hi, Finn.

150. We've been here for, like, five minutes.

151. Finally! Huh?

152. This doesn't look like make-out point.

153. This is Brad's house.

154. You wanted a ride to make-out point?

155. You think I want to make out with you?

156. Uhh...

157. Well, maybe I do, but... wait!

158. I have a boyfriend, Finn!

159. LSP, we got to hurry!

160. Jake's running out of time!

161. Hey, this is hard for me, too.

162. I mean, I used to eat chili-cheese fries with Brad,

163. so there's gonna be a lot of romantic tension on this ride.

164. Hey.

165. Oh, Brad.

166. You miss me yet, LSP?

167. Scooch over, Finn.

168. I'm gonna sit in the back.

169. This is it.

170. Let's go.

171. Wait. Watch yourself, Finn.

172. The guys who use the antidote up here

173. are notorious for being...

174. smooth posers.

175. What does that mean?

176. It just means what it means. Hurry.

177. Get the antidote so we can get out of here.

178. Thanks, LSP.

179. Bu-u-u-u-mps.

180. Um... bumps.

181. Uh, yeah... bumps.

182. Aw, man!

183. Hey, guys.

184. - Lookin' smooth. - Really?

185. You think we're smooth?

186. Well, mostly you in the center, but yeah.

187. Why are you sucking up to us?

188. My best friend needs an antidote for lumpiness.

189. Yeah, lumpiness sucks.

190. Hey, Monty, time's up, sphere hog.

191. My turn.

192. So, the antidote is in that orb you were sitting on.

193. This orb is the antidote, brah.

194. Can my friend borrow it?

195. Yeah, sure, as long as you give it right back.

196. Ham-a-cow! Thanks, fellas.

197. What's taking so long?

198. Did those smooth-heads give you the orb already or what?

199. Wait!

200. Is this another "friend" of yours?

201. What do you care? Just give him the antidote already

202. and stop being such a poser.

203. Sorry, kid. We changed our minds.

204. Why did you have to say all those rude things to them?

205. What? I was helping you.

206. Thanks a lot!

207. They were right about to hand over the antidote!

208. You're welcome a lot.

209. You insulted them, and they got mad,

210. and now Jake's gonna be lumpy forever!

211. This is all your fault!

212. Wow. Now I know how you really feel.

213. I was just trying to help, but whatever.

214. No. No, not "whatever."

215. I know I mess things up sometimes,

216. but I'm really trying,

217. and you're supposed to be my friend —

218. not like the fake ones I have here.

219. So do what you want! I'm going to Promcoming!

220. Are you coming or not, Lumpy Jake?

221. No.

222. Because no matter how messed-up and lumpy I get,

223. this guy never turns his back on me.

224. Oh, yeah. Right behind you.

225. Just got to turn my back on this guy.

226. Jake! It's almost sunset!

227. Jake — didn't save him.

228. I...

229. I'll kill you, Lumpy Spa-a-a-ce!

230. - Jam on, man. - Huh?

231. I thought you guys left.

232. We were drawn back by your Plaintive Wail.

233. We dig your directionless fury.

234. Um, thanks.

235. Respect. Here.

236. Pyoo! Take it.

237. Win your girl back.

238. Yeah, there's no girl.

239. But there is still time to save Jake.

240. Do you guys know where Promcoming is?

241. Promcoming takes place way down on that land lump.

242. Awesome.

243. Do any of y'all have wheels?

244. Nah, we were all ditched here, just like you.

245. Well, you think I could make it to that land lump

246. if I jumped off this cliff? - You kidding?

247. A smoothie like you will plummet

248. right into the eternal void!

249. What if I was lumpy? Could I float over?

250. No, no! It's too dangerous!

251. I'd say there's a 50/50 chance of you making it.

252. That's good enough for me. Now bite me!

253. - Are you crazy, man? - What are you talking about?

254. Raaaaaaah! Aaah! Aaah! Ooooh—

255. Yes!

256. I can feel the multiple bites

257. accelerating the lumpification process!

258. I'm starting to float!

259. Don't jump, guy!

260. I have to — for my buddy.

261. Raaaaaaaaaaaaah!

262. Wow. He's insane.

263. I made it! And there he is!

264. Yeah, Promcoming. Yeah, cool.

265. Jake, I'm mostly lumpy now,

266. and I totally think you should sit on this sphere.

267. - No! Hey! - Sit on it!

268. No!

269. Please, Jake! You're my best friend!

270. Just sit on the sphere!

271. Pshaw! I remember you.

272. You're just a smoothie- wannabe-lumpy poser.

273. Sit on it! Before I turn completely lumpy!

274. - No! - Oh, no!

275. I can feel the lumpiness about to consume me!

276. Oh, yeah.

277. Being lumpy is the best.

278. Hey, stop talking to yourself, dumb guy.

279. Take your ball and get out of here.

280. Fine! I don't want you to have it anyways!

281. So I can't have it now, eh?

282. That's right! It's mine!

283. Gimme that ball!

284. No! You can't have it!

285. Give it to me! - No!

286. I want it! Give it to me!

287. You want it that bad? Go get it, then!

288. Bumps! Byahhh—

289. Oh, I'm not lumpy anymore!

290. Oh, no! Finn, buddy!

291. You got to sit on this! - No!

292. You can't make me, smoothi— oof!

293. Finn?

294. Hey, Finn. Hey, buddy.

295. - Finn! - Huh?

296. Hey, dude. We made it.

297. Man, there's something cold under my butt.

298. Oh!

299. The antidote. Just in time, too.

300. LSP, I'm sorry I blew up at you before.

301. I didn't mean it.

302. I was just really stressed out.

303. You know, it's fine.

304. You and Jake can make it up to me

305. by dancing this last dance with me.

306. Sounds good to me. What do you say, Jake?

307. That sounds totally lame.

308. I'm just kidding. Let's dance!